DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/01/2018    Duedate: 01/13/2018

NIANIA ARENA

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This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PHILIP FLOP
THE RUNAROUND (381)
(2-6303) [11-1-0,72]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PHILIP FLOP                    POSITION IS EMPTY
THE RUNAROUND (381)            
(2-6303) [11-1-0,72]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PANDARAMA                      SHOE THORN
THE RUNAROUND (381)            HATEFUL (587)
(2-6375) [9-3-0,48]            (2-6141) [3-1-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE RUNAROUND (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HATEFUL (587)               16
2. THE RUNAROUND (381)          4      HATEFUL (587)
3. SPRINGTIME IV (709)          0      Unchartered Team
4. FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)       0
5. DOLI CAPAX (706)             0      STIFLING AIR (403)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SPRINGTIME IV (709)       21   5  2 80.8   1- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)    6  2 0
 2- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)    17  10  0 63.0   2/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381)       5  6 0
 3- 3*DOLI CAPAX (706)           8   8  2 50.0   3- 3 SPRINGTIME IV (709)       2  0 0
 4/ 0 HATEFUL (587)             19  23  1 45.2   4/ 0 HATEFUL (587)             1  0 0
 5/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381)      193 249 18 43.7   5- 4*DOLI CAPAX (706)          1  0 0
 6- 5*PRIVATE PRIVATES (716)     2   3  0 40.0   6- 5*PRIVATE PRIVATES (716)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in NIANIA!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for SHOE THORN?  
HATEFUL's proud of him after beating PANDARAMA and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  PANDARAMA got smashed by SHOE THORN, and lost 10 points!  What a 
putz!  SPRING CHICKEN fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses 
the title.  No one said she was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in PHILIP FLOP's 
eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CONVICTED ASSASSIN fit to be tied!  
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHILIP FLOP 6303             11   1  0    72       THE RUNAROUND (381)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPRING CHICKEN 6085           6   1  0    95       FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKITZO 4989                   4   3  1    90       HATEFUL (587)
-LIL LEGS 6304                 6   2  0    88       THE RUNAROUND (381)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOE THORN 6141               3   1  0    62       HATEFUL (587)
-IN VINCULIS 6155              3   1  1    60       DOLI CAPAX (706)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANDARAMA 6375                9   3  0    48       THE RUNAROUND (381)
-SWEET TOOTH 6306              4   0  0    38       FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)
-D.N.C. 5428                   3   3  0    36       HATEFUL (587)
-TRUE COLOURS 6087             4   3  0    35       FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIGH FIVE 6305                3   0  0    32       FAVORITE SAYINGS (699)
-OZWEEPAY 5004                 3   5  0    29       HATEFUL (587)
-DEAD BATTERY 6240             2   0  0    27       HATEFUL (587)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOSER #3 6157                 3   2  0    23       DOLI CAPAX (706)
-EAR GRASS 6189                1   1  1    23       DOLI CAPAX (706)
-HOLMES 6313                   2   1  0    21       PRIVATE PRIVATES (716)
 DOH DE PERE 6387              3   1  0    18       THE RUNAROUND (381)
-NARROW AND DEEP 6188          1   0  0    15       DOLI CAPAX (706)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PHILIP FLOP outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 14 minute Title fight.
PANDARAMA lost to SHOE THORN in a 2 minute battle.
DOH DE PERE unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 8 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        20 -   6 -  1      77  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  1      29  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PHILIP FLOP 6303           11   1  0   72 THE RUNAROUND (381)
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOE THORN 6141             3   1  0   62 HATEFUL (587)
AIMED BLOW       PANDARAMA 6375              9   3  0   48 THE RUNAROUND (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PANDARAMA 6375.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHOE THORN 6141.  The ten other most popular fighters were PANDARAMA 6375, DOH DE 
PERE 6387, PHILIP FLOP 6303,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PHILIP FLOP 6303.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOH DE PERE 6387, PANDARAMA 6375, SHOE THORN 6141,  0,  0,  0,  
0,  0,  0, and  0.

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