DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/01/2018 Duedate: 01/13/2018 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-728 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PHILIP FLOP THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-6303) [11-1-0,72] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PHILIP FLOP POSITION IS EMPTY THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-6303) [11-1-0,72] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PANDARAMA SHOE THORN THE RUNAROUND (381) HATEFUL (587) (2-6375) [9-3-0,48] (2-6141) [3-1-0,62] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE RUNAROUND (381) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. HATEFUL (587) 16 2. THE RUNAROUND (381) 4 HATEFUL (587) 3. SPRINGTIME IV (709) 0 Unchartered Team 4. FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 0 5. DOLI CAPAX (706) 0 STIFLING AIR (403) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 SPRINGTIME IV (709) 21 5 2 80.8 1- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 6 2 0 2- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 17 10 0 63.0 2/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381) 5 6 0 3- 3*DOLI CAPAX (706) 8 8 2 50.0 3- 3 SPRINGTIME IV (709) 2 0 0 4/ 0 HATEFUL (587) 19 23 1 45.2 4/ 0 HATEFUL (587) 1 0 0 5/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381) 193 249 18 43.7 5- 4*DOLI CAPAX (706) 1 0 0 6- 5*PRIVATE PRIVATES (716) 2 3 0 40.0 6- 5*PRIVATE PRIVATES (716) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in NIANIA! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... MVP award for SHOE THORN? HATEFUL's proud of him after beating PANDARAMA and getting 16 points. Talk about yer big time losers! PANDARAMA got smashed by SHOE THORN, and lost 10 points! What a putz! SPRING CHICKEN fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said she was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in PHILIP FLOP's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't CONVICTED ASSASSIN fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just wing this stuff. What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PHILIP FLOP 6303 11 1 0 72 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SPRING CHICKEN 6085 6 1 0 95 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SKITZO 4989 4 3 1 90 HATEFUL (587) -LIL LEGS 6304 6 2 0 88 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHOE THORN 6141 3 1 0 62 HATEFUL (587) -IN VINCULIS 6155 3 1 1 60 DOLI CAPAX (706) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PANDARAMA 6375 9 3 0 48 THE RUNAROUND (381) -SWEET TOOTH 6306 4 0 0 38 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) -D.N.C. 5428 3 3 0 36 HATEFUL (587) -TRUE COLOURS 6087 4 3 0 35 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HIGH FIVE 6305 3 0 0 32 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) -OZWEEPAY 5004 3 5 0 29 HATEFUL (587) -DEAD BATTERY 6240 2 0 0 27 HATEFUL (587) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LOSER #3 6157 3 2 0 23 DOLI CAPAX (706) -EAR GRASS 6189 1 1 1 23 DOLI CAPAX (706) -HOLMES 6313 2 1 0 21 PRIVATE PRIVATES (716) DOH DE PERE 6387 3 1 0 18 THE RUNAROUND (381) -NARROW AND DEEP 6188 1 0 0 15 DOLI CAPAX (706) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS PHILIP FLOP outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 14 minute Title fight. PANDARAMA lost to SHOE THORN in a 2 minute battle. DOH DE PERE unbelievably bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 8 minute novice's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 1 - 0 86 | |AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 6 - 1 77 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 4 - 0 75 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 11 - 0 35 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 1 29 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 728 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY PHILIP FLOP 6303 11 1 0 72 THE RUNAROUND (381) PARRY-LUNGE SHOE THORN 6141 3 1 0 62 HATEFUL (587) AIMED BLOW PANDARAMA 6375 9 3 0 48 THE RUNAROUND (381) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PANDARAMA 6375. The most popular warrior this turn was SHOE THORN 6141. The ten other most popular fighters were PANDARAMA 6375, DOH DE PERE 6387, PHILIP FLOP 6303, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was PHILIP FLOP 6303. The other ten least popular fighters were DOH DE PERE 6387, PANDARAMA 6375, SHOE THORN 6141, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. ATTENTION: Have you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the heartbreak of Muffintheliomariasis? You may be entitled to financial compensation! Muffintheliomariasis is a common nervous system disorder linked to the destruction of self-worth and confidence due to the regular down-challenging of The Muffin Man. Symptoms and side effects include involuntary twitching, irritable bowels, sweating, abdominal pain, headache, gender impermanence, acute hygienic arrest, nausea and death. 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