DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/26/2018 Duedate: 04/07/2018 NIANIA ARENA DM-2 TURN-734 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PHILIP FLOP THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-6303) [15-3-0,90] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader PHILIP FLOP POSITION IS EMPTY THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-6303) [15-3-0,90] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PANDARAMA PANDARAMA THE RUNAROUND (381) THE RUNAROUND (381) (2-6375) [14-4-0,70] (2-6375) [14-4-0,70] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM THE RUNAROUND (381) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. THE RUNAROUND (381) 17 2. MMM BEER (721) 0 THE RUNAROUND (381) 3. FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 0 Unchartered Team INDECISION 4 (365) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 2 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 22 16 0 57.9 1/ 1 THE RUNAROUND (381) 8 2 0 2- 3*MMM BEER (721) 6 5 1 54.5 2- 2*MMM BEER (721) 2 3 0 3/ 4 THE RUNAROUND (381) 207 256 18 44.7 3- 4 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for PANDARAMA, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing KUNG-FU MASTER like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was NIANIA's KHALHUMS DWARF, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by PHILIP FLOP. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the NIANIA arena. Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NIANIA have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PHILIP FLOP 6303 15 3 0 90 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LIL LEGS 6304 9 2 0 116 THE RUNAROUND (381) -SPRING CHICKEN 6085 7 1 0 102 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PANDARAMA 6375 14 4 0 70 THE RUNAROUND (381) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SWEET TOOTH 6306 6 2 0 66 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HIGH FIVE 6305 4 2 0 45 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) -TRUE COLOURS 6087 5 5 0 44 FAVORITE SAYINGS (699) -TREEHOUSE 6363 3 1 0 37 MMM BEER (721) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DOH DE PERE 6387 5 5 0 20 THE RUNAROUND (381) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS PHILIP FLOP bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd boring 6 minute master's Title fight. PANDARAMA subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brutal melee. DOH DE PERE defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a unpopular 6 minute duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 1 75 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 20 - 10 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 12 - 0 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 734 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY PHILIP FLOP 6303 15 3 0 90 THE RUNAROUND (381) AIMED BLOW PANDARAMA 6375 14 4 0 70 THE RUNAROUND (381) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PANDARAMA 6375. The most popular warrior this turn was PANDARAMA 6375. The ten other most popular fighters were PHILIP FLOP 6303, DOH DE PERE 6387, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was DOH DE PERE 6387. The other ten least popular fighters were PHILIP FLOP 6303, PANDARAMA 6375, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, and 0. NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown. "Ah, what can I do for you?" "Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe." "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office, you know, and we want to buy some goats--" "I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats. "Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--" "I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter. "Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the goat, ah, the gold." * * * * * Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500. If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI