DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/26/2026 Duedate: 03/11/2026
OSKSI ARENA
DM 3 TURN 1063
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PORKY
BANGERS & MASH (752)
(3-8436) [23-18-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PORKY BABA YAGA
BANGERS & MASH (752) AM I EVIL? (765)
(3-8436) [23-18-0,104] (3-8698) [2-0-1,28]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GIBRALTER SPICY KITTY
BANGERS & MASH (752) CATASTROPHIES (754)
(3-8438) [22-21-2,96] (3-8616) [11-11-1,89]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE BLUES 3 (735)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CATASTROPHIES (754) 30
2. THE BLUES 3 (735) 30 VALLEY OF KINGS (118)
3. BANGERS & MASH (752) 20 Unchartered Team
4. AM I EVIL? (765) 15
5. THE COUSINS (57) 10 AM I EVIL? (765)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*AM I EVIL? (765) 2 0 1 100. 1/ 2 THE BLUES 3 (735) 7 8 0
2- 2*LLOYDS (763) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 3 BANGERS & MASH (752) 6 4 0
3/ 0 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 277 217 15 56.1 3/ 1 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 5 7 1
4/ 3 THE BLUES 3 (735) 183 148 12 55.3 4/ 4 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 5 7 0
5/ 4 CATASTROPHIES (754) 68 62 2 52.3 5/ 5 THE COUSINS (57) 3 1 0
6/ 5 BANGERS & MASH (752) 108 100 6 51.9 6/ 6*AM I EVIL? (765) 2 0 1
7/ 6 PET SHOP BOYS (757) 92 93 4 49.7 7/ 7 CATASTROPHIES (754) 2 1 1
8/ 7 THE COUSINS (57) 129 164 8 44.0 8/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1 2 0
9/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 1281 1836 34 41.1 9- 9*LLOYDS (763) 0 2 0
10/ 9 ADVENTURE TIME (762) 37 64 5 36.6 10/ 0 VALLEY OF KINGS (118) 0 1 0
11-10*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764) 0 1 0 0.0 11-10*CINDROAGH SKOERAN (764) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. THE BLUES 3 now holds the crown and
they are betting they can keep it. It looks like the guys(?) at BANGERS & MASH had a
good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 2nd place. I guess steroids help! Hey
everybody, watch out for BABA YAGA, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after
mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. TEMPE was defeated by TOASTIE and
drops 11 points. Well, everybody's pal BUDDY MOSS moved his record to 18-5-1 by
defeating MCGINTY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 18 recognition points.
4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that
location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid PET SHOP BOYS, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does OSKSI really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try
this one: PET SHOP BOYS + Weapons That go Boom = BANGERS & MASH + Avoid City. Well
just about everybody wants a piece of WALDO WOMBAT, who was this week's most
challenged warrior. CAREY BELL of THE BLUES 3 had better have a good reason for
challenging down 8 points in a challenge which he won. I thought CAREY BELL showed
great skill and promise when he subdued MOOSE ALINI. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PORKY 8436 23 18 0 104 BANGERS & MASH (752)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIBRALTER 8438 22 21 2 96 BANGERS & MASH (752)
MCGINTY 8474 20 8 2 92 BANGERS & MASH (752)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPICY KITTY 8616 11 11 1 89 CATASTROPHIES (754)
TOASTIE 8561 10 8 1 88 BANGERS & MASH (752)
OSCAR OCELOT 8646 14 3 0 85 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
RASCAL 8415 12 9 0 80 THE COUSINS (57)
PHOENIX 8595 8 17 1 80 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
POUNCE 8615 8 6 0 72 THE COUSINS (57)
CALCULATED 8503 11 37 0 70 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
WALDO WOMBAT 8601 14 13 0 69 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
TEMPE 8596 7 18 2 68 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MCOATFACE 8475 14 15 1 66 BANGERS & MASH (752)
HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 8 7 0 66 THE BLUES 3 (735)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLIE COBBS 8668 7 4 0 56 THE BLUES 3 (735)
MALL WALKER 8651 8 3 0 53 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
CAREY BELL 8675 3 4 0 41 THE BLUES 3 (735)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABA YAGA 8698 2 0 1 28 AM I EVIL? (765)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALDI 8628 3 8 1 26 ADVENTURE TIME (762)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LLOYD 8634 1 1 0 20 LLOYDS (763)
MOOSE ALINI 8674 2 4 1 17 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
ALLIE GATOR 8689 1 0 0 12 PET SHOP BOYS (757)
BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704 0 2 0 2 THE BLUES 3 (735)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 BABA YAGA 8698 1063 NONE
SOMEBURROS 8594 8 14 0 ADVENTURE TIME 762 FELICIA FALCON 8642 1060 REVENGED
FELICIA FALCON 8642 6 8 3 PET SHOP BOYS 757 SPICY KITTY 8616 1062
HARVEY HAMSTER 8647 8 4 0 PET SHOP BOYS 757 TOASTIE 8561 1060 REVENGED
BIG JOHN WRENCHE 8683 1 1 0 THE BLUES 3 735 ALDI 8628 1061 JUST REVENGED
JIMMY MCCRACKLIN 8682 0 1 0 THE BLUES 3 735 MOOSE ALINI 8674 1059 JUST REVENGED
ANDROSPHINX 8660 0 1 0 VALLEY OF KINGS 118 WURM KIN 1063 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Blind John Davis -- I have a good friend who is also blind; his name is Caine. I was
a big nervous, thinking you'd be one of those Matrix inspired dodge-y types.
Thankfully, you are no Caine. -- Baba Yaga
Mall Walker -- How did you ever get such a good record, hanging out with those losers
?!? -- Baba Yaga
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANDROSPHINX was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WALDO WOMBAT was devastated by SPICY KITTY in a 4 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
WILLIE COBBS overpowered ALDI in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
TOASTIE devastated TEMPE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HAMBONE WILLIE was subdued by OSCAR OCELOT in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
CAREY BELL vanquished MOOSE ALINI in a 1 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
BUDDY MOSS devastated MCGINTY in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
GIBRALTER viciously subdued POUNCE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
PORKY defeated PHOENIX in a 2 minute expert's Title duel.
CALCULATED was overpowered by RASCAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MALL WALKER was viciously subdued by MCOATFACE in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
BABA YAGA murdered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BLIND JOHN DAVIS was devastated by ALLIE GATOR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 10 - 0 74 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 17 - 1 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 40 - 3 51 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 18 - 2 33 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 19 - 0 32 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 - 1 25 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 7 - 0 0 |
Turn 1063 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 3 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY PORKY 8436 23 18 0 104 BANGERS & MASH (752)
LUNGING ATTACK GIBRALTER 8438 22 21 2 96 BANGERS & MASH (752)
WALL OF STEEL MCGINTY 8474 20 8 2 92 BANGERS & MASH (752)
BASHING ATTACK TOASTIE 8561 10 8 1 88 BANGERS & MASH (752)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RASCAL 8415 12 9 0 80 THE COUSINS (57)
SLASHING ATTACK HAMBONE WILLIE 8663 8 7 0 66 THE BLUES 3 (735)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GIBRALTER 8438. The most popular warrior this turn
was SPICY KITTY 8616. The ten other most popular fighters were HAMBONE WILLIE 8663,
MCOATFACE 8475, GIBRALTER 8438, WALDO WOMBAT 8601, PHOENIX 8595, ALLIE GATOR 8689,
WILLIE COBBS 8668, TOASTIE 8561, CAREY BELL 8675, and PORKY 8436.
The least popular fighter this week was BLIND JOHN DAVIS 8704. The other ten least
popular fighters were CALCULATED 8503, MCGINTY 8474, TEMPE 8596, ANDROSPHINX 8660,
BABA YAGA 8698, MALL WALKER 8651, POUNCE 8615, MOOSE ALINI 8674, OSCAR OCELOT 8646,
and ALDI 8628.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GIBRALTER (3-8438) BANGERS & MASH (752)
MCGINTY (3-8474) BANGERS & MASH (752)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BUDDY MOSS (3-8624) THE BLUES 3 (735)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HAWKEYE (3-6680) M*A*S*H 4077 (615)
GIRLFRIED GIRLFRIEND (84-25543) 102811E (4536)
RAYMOND ZUSSMAN (84-3696) MEDAL OF HONOR J5 (719)
SFC12 (84-23960) MEDAL OF HONOR 113 (4249)
DIRE LAPDOG (85-16884) THIRSTY THUGS 1656 (3094)
IVY MANIAC (85-20516) SBLI 32 (3757)
TEDDY (86-28500) RANDOMNESS 41 (5234)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes