DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/23/2003    Duedate: 11/05/2003

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-486

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SANDMAN
SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
(3-6103) [25-14-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SANDMAN                        ALTUN HA
SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)          UNBELIZEABLE (570)
(3-6103) [25-14-0,117]         (3-6222) [5-2-1,113]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MARY RETZLAFF                  THE MAN
AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)       FAMOUS HITTERS (535)
(3-6119) [12-18-1,70]          (3-6077) [13-9-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE NUKES (580)             27
2. SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)       22      FAMOUS HITTERS (535)
3. AESIR (164)                 21      Unchartered Team
4. THE DEVENGERS (562)         18
5. AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)    10      THE NUKES (580)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE NUKES (580)           10   5  2 66.7   1/ 1 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)    11  4 0
 2/ 7*THE DEVENGERS (562)        2   1  0 66.7   2/ 3*THE NUKES (580)          10  5 2
 3/ 2 FAMOUS HITTERS (535)      28  15  2 65.1   3/ 2 AESIR (164)               7  8 3
 4/ 5 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)    105  90  7 53.8   4/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       5 10 0
 5/ 4*UNBELIZEABLE (570)         9   8  1 52.9   5/ 6 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)  5 10 0
 6/ 8 AESIR (164)              521 525 38 49.8   6/ 4*UNBELIZEABLE (570)        4  5 1
 7/ 6 DOUBLE TROUBLE (332)      79  80  1 49.7   7/10*THE DEVENGERS (562)       2  1 0
 8/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      312 481  7 39.3   8/ 7 FAMOUS HITTERS (535)      1  2 0
 9/10 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)  56  92  3 37.8   9/ 8 DOUBLE TROUBLE (332)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
               (turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
                           MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
                               WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
                               DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt OSKSI will ever be the same.  THE DEVENGERS stable has parlayed this turn's 
1-0-0 into a 3 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 7th place.  Good 
work, guys!  And let's see, JOHN MAHER fought GRAPH and gained 23 points and 
contributed to AMERICAN APPRAISAL's 1-4-0.  SAND CRABS has lost to FREDDY FUNGUS, 
falling 15 points, while helping make SIMPLY DESSERTS a 4-1-0 turn.  THE MAN 
challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone SIMPLY DESSERTS' 
warrior.  Defending his title for another turn, SANDMAN kept FAMOUS HITTERS' warrior, 
THE MAN, from claiming the throne.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw 
last night, cramped under the table at The Elefont?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  AESIR has cause to stand tall, as they were OSKSI's most 
avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And guess who avoided 
AESIR stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was THE NUKES.  Anyone surprised?  The 
most challenged warrior this turn was GAMES LIBRARY's warrior GO FISH.  More fighters 
challenged it than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, KARATE HORNET from 
THE DEVENGERS challenged up 24 points to fight NOT HOYLE from the GAMES LIBRARY 
stable.  KARATE HORNET perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it bested NOT HOYLE 
and ended up with 22 recognition points.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  AESIR made what looks to be a tough decision this turn, as they sent 
BIFROST, with a record of 18-4-2, to BIFROST death.  Farewell, its.  AESIR has some 
questions to answer.  Like 'why did you kill your fighter, BIFROST, who had a record 
of 18-4-2?' This is not good to see.  Why pray tell has RATATOSK been sent to the 
Dark Arena by AESIR?  And why with a 7-2-2 record??  Whatever bright future CARACOL 
may have had, it's all history now.  The manager of UNBELIZEABLE has lost a promising 
4-2-0 warrior.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their 
enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, OSKSI, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in OSKSI, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in OSKSI again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SANDMAN 6103                 25  14  0   117       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALTUN HA 6222                 5   2  1   113       UNBELIZEABLE (570)
 GO FISH 6020                 21  37  0   100       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 THE MAN 6077                 13   9  1    98       FAMOUS HITTERS (535)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIMEARTH 6155                18  13  0    90       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 THOR 5672                    11   7  2    86       AESIR (164)
 MARY RETZLAFF 6119           12  18  1    70       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FANDRAL 5701                  9   4  0    66       AESIR (164)
 GRAPH 6073                   11  31  0    64       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 JOHN MAHER 6218               8  10  2    60       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 SUNSCORCH 6279                6   3  0    60       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHIP SCORPION 6275            8   3  0    50       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
-PUTT PUTT 4977                4   3  0    50       DOUBLE TROUBLE (332)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREDDY FUNGUS 6318            3   0  1    44       THE NUKES (580)
 DAT NGUYEN 6216               8  11  0    41       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 DEEANN RAKOVICH 6254          6   7  0    38       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAND CRABS 6308               4   1  1    33       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
 NOT HOYLE 6208                5  14  0    29       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 FROSTY 6314                   3   0  0    26       THE NUKES (580)
 HARALDUR 6325                 2   0  0    26       AESIR (164)
 TWITCH 6316                   1   2  0    24       THE NUKES (580)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARATE HORNET 6152            2   1  0    22       THE DEVENGERS (562)
 THE GOALIE 6229               2  15  0    21       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 BORA BORA 6281                4   4  1    17       DOUBLE TROUBLE (332)
 WOLF SPIDER 6324              1   1  0    11       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
 GOMER 6326                    2   0  0     7       THE NUKES (580)
 JACK 6317                     1   2  1     6       THE NUKES (580)
 MARK BOBBER 6327              0   1  0     1       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BIFROST 5645          18  5 2 AESIR 164             STONE GOLEM 630       486 NONE    
RATATOSK 5752          7  3 2 AESIR 164             LORD ISKOVEN 627      486 NONE    
STEVE SAX 6120        10 19 0 AMERICAN APPRAISA 559 ALTUN HA 6222         485         
CARACOL 6221           4  3 0 UNBELIZEABLE 570      THOR 5672             486         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Graph -- Ahhhh, you have to love statistics... the same set of facts can represent
almost anything.  So, while you may believe that 3 out of 34 active warriors is not a
lot of TPs (and I agree it isn't), I still maintain that there are a LOT of TPs in my
neck of the rankings.  In the challenger champs, there are 6 warriors (including the
DM) and FOUR of those six are TPs.  Since my original statement was made in a DM
column, I stand by my statement that since 4/5 of my challenge pool are TPs, that
there are "an awful lot" of TPs.  Your mileage may vary...and, in fact, does.  I
don't see a single TP in the adepts where you are. :) -- Altun Ha 

Sandman -- Looking at the CCs, I fear there's a very good chance you may be putting
me to sleep again this turn...unless I get BF'ed.  Although I would gladly take
another loss to you for another three skills. -- Altun Ha

American Appraisal -- I sincerely regret the death of Steve Sax.  I realize death
happens in our profession, but it is not my desire to be the deliverer.  I will be
available for BF, but unfortunately for only this turn.  That will be my 20th FE and
I will be on hiatus for an indefinite amount of time.  I hope Steve's replacement
will at least dull the pain of the loss. -- Altun Ha

Sunscorch -- Damn!  I've just been skill-raped!  I hate that!  I would rather take
the sunburn. :P -- Caracol

Dark Arena -- Is that the best you can do?  I send 2 dixies your way, and you can't
even manage to kill ONE of them!  Why don't you go back to doing something you can
accomplish, like maybe knitting a sweater? -- Buri

Jack -- Don't be embarrassed, I was made to defeat those like you! -- Haraldur

Thor -- Given your age, I wouldn't have expected to learn that well, but I won't
complain.  I guess, being a god, you've been around a lot longer than your arena
history would indicate.  Thanks! -- Stan

Sandman -- As you have not graduated and clearly have the PP's, you've shown yourself
as a pure scum.  You've faced and beaten both the other active Challenger Champions
and proven your claim to the throne against them.  My turn! -- Stan, the Man

Cubs lose.... -- Assur, crying

Go Fish -- Oh, now that you've won, you'll let me draw whatever I want....  I see how
it is....  I can't argue the fact that you won!  I can't even argue that you have a
winning record against me.  But both those fights you won because you broke my
weapon.  I wasn't carrying a backup the first time, but I've changed my ways and
always carry a backup.  You didn't let me draw my backup last time.  You want to make
a little wager on our next outing?!?  You've taught me 14 skills in those 3 outings
while learning nothing for yourself.  Lady Luck is a hard mistress. -- The Man

Sandman -- You think you can fish using sand for bait?  You may have gotten away with
it THIS time, but I warn you, my aces will not respond! -- Go Fish, mixing metaphors
with abandon

Fandral -- They tell me I am supposed to "make you welcome."  I cannot find that
anywhere on my chart. -- Graph

Freddy Fungus -- All this, and athlete's foot, too? -- The Goalie

Mary Retzlaff -- You should not have made me desperate.  That is the signal for rapid
evolution. -- SimEarth
P.S.  And don't hinder my initiative.  It's counter-evolutionary.  Can't have that.

Dat Nguyen -- Not Hoyle!

The Man -- (smirk) -- Go Fish

Buri -- Yep, still me!  I had to replace the old team because the DA kept coughing up 
garbage, but I kept the old name for old times sake.  Haraldur looks scary! -- Fusion

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BIFROST was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 8 minute Dark Arena fight.
RATATOSK was murdered by LORD ISKOVEN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MARY RETZLAFF was demolished by ALTUN HA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
THE MAN was unbelievably bested by SANDMAN in a 7 minute Challenge Title contest.
THOR butchered CARACOL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
SUNSCORCH overpowered DAT NGUYEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
WHIP SCORPION savagely defeated DEEANN RAKOVICH in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
KARATE HORNET won victory over NOT HOYLE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
WOLF SPIDER viciously subdued JACK in a exciting 4 minute novice's Challenge fight.
HARALDUR overpowered THE GOALIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GO FISH was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a 9 minute mismatched competition.
SIMEARTH subdued FANDRAL in a 2 minute brawl.
GRAPH was overpowered by JOHN MAHER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SAND CRABS was defeated by FREDDY FUNGUS in a 1 minute novice's duel.
TWITCH was unbelievably bested by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal beginner's duel.
BORA BORA was bested by FROSTY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
GOMER narrowly defeated MARK BOBBER in a tiresome 8 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  15 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  27 -  3      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  24 -  3      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  19 -  3      53  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  20 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  15 -  0      29  |

Turn 486 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SANDMAN 6103               25  14  0  117 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
STRIKING ATTACK  ALTUN HA 6222               5   2  1  113 UNBELIZEABLE (570)
BASHING ATTACK   THE MAN 6077               13   9  1   98 FAMOUS HITTERS (535)
WALL OF STEEL    SIMEARTH 6155              18  13  0   90 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WHIP SCORPION 6275          8   3  0   50 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
PARRY-LUNGE      FREDDY FUNGUS 6318          3   0  1   44 THE NUKES (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MARY RETZLAFF 6119.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE MAN 6077.  The ten other most popular fighters were WOLF SPIDER 6324, 
SANDMAN 6103, WHIP SCORPION 6275, TWITCH 6316, FROSTY 6314, SUNSCORCH 6279, DEEANN 
RAKOVICH 6254, KARATE HORNET 6152, ALTUN HA 6222, and THOR 5672.

The least popular fighter this week was GOMER 6326.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MARK BOBBER 6327, BIFROST 5645, GRAPH 6073, GO FISH 6020, THE GOALIE 
6229, JACK 6317, CARACOL 6221, MARY RETZLAFF 6119, RATATOSK 5752, and BORA BORA 6281.