DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/03/2004    Duedate: 06/16/2004

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-502

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARALDUR
AESIR (164)
(3-6325) [14-4-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARALDUR                       KNICK-KNACK PATTY
AESIR (164)                    SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)
(3-6325) [14-4-0,135]          (3-6378) [3-0-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRAPH                          DEWEY
GAMES LIBRARY (340)            GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-6073) [17-41-0,92]          (3-6363) [8-4-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         41
2. AESIR (164)                 39      SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
3. SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)       25      Unchartered Team
4. AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)    25
5. SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)       10      VEGGIES (591)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*VEGGIES (591)              7   4  0 63.6   1/ 2 AESIR (164)               9  6 0
 2/ 3 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)    155 116 10 57.2   2/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       9  6 0
 3/ 2*SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)     12   9  1 57.1   3/ 1 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)     8  3 1
 4/ 4 THE NUKES (580)           49  40  3 55.1   4/ 6*VEGGIES (591)             5  3 0
 5- 5*BLITZKRIEG (581)           8   7  1 53.3   5/ 7*SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)     5  5 1
 6- 6*ARENA FELINES (592)        1   1  0 50.0   6- 5*THE CONFUSED (584)        4  5 1
 7/ 7 AESIR (164)              562 563 40 50.0   7/ 3 THE NUKES (580)           3  8 1
 8- 8*THE CONFUSED (584)        20  21  4 48.8   8/10 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)  3 11 0
 9- 9*GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     13  16  0 44.8   9- 8*GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     2  2 0
10/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      342 531  8 39.2  10- 9*BLITZKRIEG (581)          2  3 1
11/11 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)  80 143  3 35.9  11-11*ARENA FELINES (592)       1  1 0
12-12*KHIRLORDS (387)            0   3  0  0.0  12-12*KHIRLORDS (387)           0  3 0
13-13*BRIGHT (578)               0   1  0  0.0  13-13*BRIGHT (578)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 382): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 501): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 497): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 500): PANDORA of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 498): GINGER of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 493): HOLY BULL of THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 484): BRICKTOP of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 434): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 383): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 181): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 169): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): BET OR NOT DIE of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 382): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 501): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 497): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 500): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 498): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 493): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE (Assamite, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 484): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): KAMIKAZI (Turtle, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): DENNY'S BKFAST (T'Loi, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 195): ATMAN PROJECT (Kosmos, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 434): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 383): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 181): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 169): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 333): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 376): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 496): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 499): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 497): ANGRY CANDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 492): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 483): FRENCH GRUNT of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
              (turn 456): M. THRASHER of 5440 OR FIGHT! (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 194): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly OSKSI games.  Fortune did not smile upon THE NUKES 
this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 7th position in the wake of a 0-3-0 
round.  Did only my eyes note the 4-1-0 record which AESIR managed to post this 
round?  I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  SUNBURN caught the 
eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested GRAPH and was 
awarded 22 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, YMIR put 
down SQUASH, causing him to lose 12 points of recognition in the process.  Not for 
nothing has HARALDUR in the past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week 
he's proven his combat skill yet again.  No confirmation, but my sources claim that 
the top team has gained their position using magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?  
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In OSKSI "art" is a word that has long 
since passed from the language!  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this 
week's challenge seeking began.  BLITZKRIEG is feared.  This much I can say.  
Apparently the stalwarts of AESIR are catching the bulk of jests down at the 
challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk at the arena has 
reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after JEFF 
DUNKLE.  Watch your back!  I can not but mention with disdain the name of GREEN BEAN 
who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 14 points below in the rankings. 
I thought GREEN BEAN showed great skill and promise when he bested RAY MORAN.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  My hearty congratulations WOLF SPIDER, for thy revenge upon TWITCH, 
slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time he will know better, eh?  Some say a warrior 
is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then 
a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms 
no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARALDUR 6325                14   4  0   135       AESIR (164)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOLF SPIDER 6324             13   5  1   102       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
 DAT NGUYEN 6216              16  19  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 SUNBURN 6345                  9   4  1    97       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
 SIMEARTH 6155                23  24  0    93       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 FROSTY 6314                  12   7  0    93       THE NUKES (580)
 GRAPH 6073                   17  41  0    92       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 TWITCH 6316                  10   9  1    92       THE NUKES (580)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEFTISTS BLOW 6356            7   2  2    80       THE CONFUSED (584)
 NOT HOYLE 6208               11  24  0    74       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEWEY 6363                    8   4  0    66       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 DROMI 6408                    7   2  0    57       AESIR (164)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GOALIE 6229               5  28  0    56       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-SAPPHIRE STAR 6352            4   1  0    55       SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOMER 6326                   13   5  0    50       THE NUKES (580)
-A. COLMES 6357                4   5  0    50       THE CONFUSED (584)
-CARROT 6416                   3   0  0    43       VEGGIES (591)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUENOR 6420                  3   4  1    33       AESIR (164)
 KNICK-KNACK PATTY 6378        3   0  0    30       SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)
-BOOKIE 6394                   3   3  1    27       THE CONFUSED (584)
-MARY JANE 5332                5   1  0    26       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-BUD GREEN 5434                3   2  0    26       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
 YMIR 6446                     2   0  0    26       AESIR (164)
-COMEANDGETSOME 5334           4   2  0    24       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
 GREEN BEAN 6419               2   2  0    24       VEGGIES (591)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAND CRAWLER 6434             3   1  0    23       SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
-BOKAI 4477                    0   1  0    23       KHIRLORDS (387)
-SKULL CRACKER 6333            3   0  0    21       BLITZKRIEG (581)
 DIANE MACK 6435               2   2  0    20       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 JEFF DUNKLE 6391              3   6  0    19       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 SAGA 6447                     2   0  0    19       AESIR (164)
 BAHAMA MAMMA 6350             3   4  0    17       SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)
-M. MOORE 6354                 4   3  0    15       THE CONFUSED (584)
-BONES 6337                    2   1  0    14       BLITZKRIEG (581)
-KRONIC BLAZE 6423             1   0  0    12       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-TINY TIM 6359                 1   0  1    11       BLITZKRIEG (581)
-C. SCHUMER 6422               1   3  0     9       THE CONFUSED (584)
 SQUASH 6418                   2   2  0     8       VEGGIES (591)
-TIGER BEAT U 6425             1   0  0     5       ARENA FELINES (592)
-IVAN THE GREAT 6336           1   2  0     5       BLITZKRIEG (581)
-LITTLE JOE 6335               1   2  0     5       BLITZKRIEG (581)
 RAY MORAN 6436                0   4  0     4       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-KRAZY KITTEN 6426             0   1  0     1       ARENA FELINES (592)
 SUSIE LAROUGH 6351            0   1  0     1       SUICIDAL DREAMS (583)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
JOHN MAHER 6218       12 21 2 AMERICAN APPRAISA 559 WOLF SPIDER 6324      501         
THE SUN 6307           0  1 0 BRIGHT 578            TINY TIM 6359         501         
SAND CRABS 6308       13  7 2 SIMPLY DESSERTS 555   TWITCH 6316           501 JUST REV
SHALYA MCNASTY 6395    1  1 1 SUICIDAL DREAMS 583   BOOKIE 6394           501         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Guess Who's Back?  Back again?  Misfits back!  So tell a friend!  Misfits
back!  Misfits back!  Misfits back!  Misfits back!!

How the hell is everyone?!  I have missed you all in my vast adventures that have
kept me away.  Since I am back in Alastari, I am having a big get together and
everyone is invited.  There will be plenty to drink and eat and no one leaves until
they puke!  See you all there. -- Mifit

There are quite a few changes since I was here last.  Can anyone enlighten me to
what's what?  What old alliances are still together and who is new? -- Misfit

Bookie -- You epitomize The Confused!  Repeatedly you challenge me and repeatedly you
DIE!  Keep it up, my Confused nemesis. -- Shocking Toad

I got a better one for Bahama Mamma, C. Schumer is quite lame.  I'll try again Mr.
Bookie! -- Shocking Toad

Leftists Blow -- According to my charts, so do rightists. -- Graph

Frosty -- Remind me not to schedule any ice ages in the near future. -- SimEarth

Carrot -- The better to see me with, I suppose.  Damned rabbit. -- The Goalie

Comeandgetsome -- That is definitely... Not Hoyle

Bruenor -- Maybe next time you'll remember not to reshelve your books at random! --
Dewey

6 May 2004
                                     DEATH FEST

     The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
     Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
     The distant call crying for  a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
     A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.

     Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
     Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:

Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]

    DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:

1.  Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3.  The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows:  1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4.  Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5.  Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!]  Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.

***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings.  The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision.  [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]

     Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!]  Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
     Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!]  Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]

Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]

25 May 2004
                                 TEN TURNS OF HELL:
                        The KLK Capture The Flag Competition

In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition.  The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:)  We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.

Rules:
     -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
     -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
     -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
     -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
     -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
     -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
     -- Scoring as follows for each turn:
          2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
          1 pt -- possession any other flag
          1 pt -- for each win
          1 pt -- for each kill
          1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
     -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
     -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
     -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills.  (It's the Delarq way.)
     -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)

Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
       DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*

* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.

     How's that for paying out? (grin)  Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in.  (You know who you are.)
     I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans.  Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite.  Can you win?  Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
     Note:  Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible.  Thanks
guys!

Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KNICK-KNACK PATTY devastated JEFF DUNKLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GREEN BEAN vanquished RAY MORAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
HARALDUR demolished FROSTY in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
WOLF SPIDER bested TWITCH in a popular 1 minute contest.
SIMEARTH was overpowered by DAT NGUYEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GRAPH was devastated by SUNBURN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DROMI was viciously subdued by NOT HOYLE in a 6 minute mismatched match.
THE GOALIE handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GOMER was viciously subdued by DEWEY in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
SAND CRAWLER was luckily beaten by BRUENOR in a 2 minute brutal fight.
BAHAMA MAMMA was overcome by SAGA in a 2 minute gory bout.
SQUASH was demolished by YMIR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DIANE MACK handily defeated SUSIE LAROUGH in a 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  28 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        14 -  14 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  28 -  3      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  19 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  19 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  20 -  1      31  |

Turn 502 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HARALDUR 6325              14   4  0  135 AESIR (164)
LUNGING ATTACK   WOLF SPIDER 6324           13   5  1  102 SIMPLY DESSERTS (555)
AIMED BLOW       FROSTY 6314                12   7  0   93 THE NUKES (580)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEWEY 6363                  8   4  0   66 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
TOTAL PARRY      DROMI 6408                  7   2  0   57 AESIR (164)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GOMER 6326                 13   5  0   50 THE NUKES (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRAPH 6073.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DEWEY 6363.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOT HOYLE 6208, SAND CRAWLER 
6434, THE GOALIE 6229, GREEN BEAN 6419, SUNBURN 6345, SAGA 6447, DIANE MACK 6435, 
HARALDUR 6325, WOLF SPIDER 6324, and TWITCH 6316.

The least popular fighter this week was DROMI 6408.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SUSIE LAROUGH 6351, SQUASH 6418, GRAPH 6073, SIMEARTH 6155, FROSTY 
6314, RAY MORAN 6436, JEFF DUNKLE 6391, BAHAMA MAMMA 6350, DAT NGUYEN 6216, and 
KNICK-KNACK PATTY 6378.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE PLEDGE 2984 (130-91-6)             3  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEOPHYTE 5573 (52-24-0)                2  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIG BROTHER 5568 (49-67-0)             7  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
INDEPENDENT JED 5119 (20-9-1)          6  3  0         JED IS DEAD          

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CARPET BURN 5698 (35-33-0)             5  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
OURS ROUGE 6049 (24-28-1)              2  3  0         THE REDBAERS         
ALVIN YORK 6156 (28-24-0)              1  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
ANTAGONIST 2824 (22-19-2)              1  3  0         KIDS GONE BAD        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARY RETZLAFF 6119 (17-25-1)           3  3  1         AMERICAN APPRAISAL   
WHIP SCORPION 6275 (17-6-0)            1  3  0         SIMPLY DESSERTS      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE CHIROPRACTOR 6088 (5-0-0)          2  3  0         EVIL DUDES           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SAND CRABS 6308 (11-6-2)               2  3  0         SIMPLY DESSERTS      

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SMOKEY 6340 (0-0-0)                   11  3  0         23RD & WESTON        
MRFRD HRFBRFR 6234 (1-1-0)             5  3  0         BUM RUSH             
BORA BORA 6281 (5-5-1)                 3  3  0         DOUBLE TROUBLE       
SUNBURN 6345 (6-3-1)                   3  3  1         SIMPLY DESSERTS      
LEFTISTS BLOW 6356 (5-1-2)             2  3  0         THE CONFUSED         
MARY JANE 5332 (4-1-0)                 2  3  0         GREEN WITH ENVY      

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BRICK WALL 5696 (0-0-0)                6  3  0         ZODIAC KNIGHTS       
SAPPHIRE STAR 6352 (4-0-0)             6  3  1         SUICIDAL DREAMS      
CARROT 6416 (1-0-0)                    4  3  1         VEGGIES              
GREEN BEAN 6419 (0-1-0)                2  3  0         VEGGIES              
KRONIC BLAZE 6423 (1-0-0)              2  3  0         GREEN WITH ENVY      
BUD GREEN 5434 (2-2-0)                 1  3  0         GREEN WITH ENVY      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TWIST OF FATE 5552 (0-0-0)             7  3  0         WITH OR WITHOUT YOU  
KNICK-KNACK PATTY 6378 (0-0-0)         6  3  0         SUICIDAL DREAMS      
SAND CRAWLER 6434 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         SIMPLY DESSERTS      
CAT FISH 6427 (0-0-0)                  1  3  0         ARENA FELINES        
POLITE BEGGAR 6399 (0-0-0)             1  3  0         ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS    

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AUDIE MURPHY 6160 (32-21-1)            0  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BADEN-BADEN 4033 (14-14-0)             0  3  0         DOUBLE TROUBLE       
CAFFEINE JUNKIE 6110 (8-3-0)           0  3  0         ADDICTED             
MINOR THREAT 3108 (21-7-2)             0  3  0         KIDS GONE BAD        

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAT NGUYEN 6216 (15-16-0)              1  3  0         AMERICAN APPRAISAL   
JOHN MAHER 6218 (12-18-2)              0  3  0         AMERICAN APPRAISAL   

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JEFF DUNKLE 6391 (2-3-0)               0  3  0         AMERICAN APPRAISAL   

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BAHAMA MAMMA 6350 (2-2-0)              1  3  0         SUICIDAL DREAMS      

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VERRO 2807 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         THE SNIPERS          
LUDACRIOUS LORD 6397 (0-0-0)           0  3  0         ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS    
SHALYA MCNASTY 6395 (0-0-0)            0  3  0         SUICIDAL DREAMS      
STEEL AFFLICTION 6400 (0-0-0)          0  3  0         ABYSMAL BEHAVIORS