DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/29/2005    Duedate: 01/11/2006

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-543

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OTIS
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6589) [5-0-0,73]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OTIS                           POSITION IS EMPTY
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)       
(3-6589) [5-0-0,73]            

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HEARTS                         OTIS
GAMES LIBRARY (340)            FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6485) [14-22-1,69]          (3-6589) [5-0-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)    37
2. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     32      OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
3. GAMES LIBRARY (340)          2      Unchartered Team
4. BLACK ATTACK (453)           0
5. ASTRAL KIN (230)             0      BODY'S BEST PARTS (213)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   86  48  4 64.2   1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 11  4 1
 2/ 3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 162 109 10 59.8   2/ 3 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       7  7 0
 3- 4 BLACK ATTACK (453)        39  32  0 54.9   3/ 6 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   6  7 0
 4- 5 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)     18  15  0 54.5   4- 2 BLACK ATTACK (453)        5  1 0
 5- 6 SORCERY COVENANT (52)    515 437 17 54.1   5- 5 ASTRAL KIN (230)          4  1 0
 6- 7 ASTRAL KIN (230)         283 257 23 52.4   6- 4 SORCERY COVENANT (52)     3  7 0
 7- 8 AESIR (164)              644 640 44 50.2   7- 7 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)     2  0 0
 8/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      414 655  9 38.7   8- 8 AESIR (164)               2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Coming up with 
a solid 3-1-0 outing, OUR HIGHEST HONOR has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for SOLDIER #1, who flew up 17 points in the rankings after 
mashing TARHELLA VHU like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was TARHELLA VHU, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing 
(to say the least) bout with SOLDIER #1.  Try as hard as the MISTRESS 4 XMAS stable 
might, they were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) BLACK WIDOW before 
this week's fights.  It's a proud day for the FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT stable, as their 
warrior, OTIS, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed 
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, HEARTS would be president.  Although 
it may be a contest she doesn't want to win.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, 
HAPPY APPLE was mashed by HEARTS, who let HAPPY APPLE know that killing members of 
GAMES LIBRARY is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OTIS 6589                     5   0  0    73       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACK WIDOW 3662             11   2  0   102       MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
-HELIAS SOL 5185              12  10  2    99       ASTRAL KIN (230)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACK MAGIC 5210              3   1  0    90       BLACK ATTACK (453)
-BLACK EYE 5202               10   5  0    80       BLACK ATTACK (453)
-VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231          7   2  0    74       ASTRAL KIN (230)
 HEARTS 6485                  14  22  1    69       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-ALFJAR 6512                   9   9  0    68       AESIR (164)
-ULDI SHOON 4951              11   6  0    67       SORCERY COVENANT (52)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLACK HOLE 5139              11   6  0    65       BLACK ATTACK (453)
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968         6   3  1    64       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-BLACK GUM 5140                9   3  0    62       BLACK ATTACK (453)
 OTIS 6501                     8   4  1    58       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 HAPPY APPLE 6492              6   6  2    57       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETERNAL D.J. 5931             9   6  0    54       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-URU 6538                      7   3  1    53       AESIR (164)
-HODUR 6530                    8   4  0    44       AESIR (164)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CIRRUS 6029                   5   2  0    33       SORCERY COVENANT (52)
 YATZEE 6568                   5   4  0    31       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-SPLINTERED SKY 6249           6   1  0    29       ASTRAL KIN (230)
 SOLDIER #2 6596               2   1  0    28       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 SOLDIER #3 6535               4   2  0    26       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-STAR SHARD 6270               4   1  0    25       ASTRAL KIN (230)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VAGABOND DREAM 6240           5   3  0    22       ASTRAL KIN (230)
 SHARAN KHOR 6561              4   5  0    20       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 DOMINO JOE 6562               5   4  0    19       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-BLACK FOOT 5336               4   3  0    19       BLACK ATTACK (453)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER #1 6601               1   0  0    17       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-JARL 6599                     1   0  0    13       AESIR (164)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-MISCHA 6560                   3   1  0    10       MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
 SOLDIER #4 6536               1   5  0     9       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-ISABELLA 6556                 1   1  0     7       MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
-KLOABR 6586                   1   3  0     6       SORCERY COVENANT (52)
 TARHELLA VHU 6602             1   1  0     5       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-REIKO 6553                    1   1  0     4       MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
-BOULE 6597                    0   2  0     2       SORCERY COVENANT (52)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE USEROUS MERCH 614  0  1 0   1                   FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 543 NONE    
MUMBLEDY PEG 6510     10 12 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340     HAPPY APPLE 6492      540 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Black Hole -- That sounds very sad, dear.  Has your manager taken offense at
something you said?  Perhaps felt that you spent a little too much down at the
bazaar?  He's a man, I suppose, and men can be so lacking understanding of such
things. -- Hearts

The Osksi Noble is a DWARF!  I find that really, really, bad.  Nasty.  Dirty pool.
Whatever.  I would have killed him if the arenamaster hadn't stepped in. -- Yatzee

Boule -- You're not supposed to THROW the dominoes!  OR use them as, whatchallit,
spell materials.  If you don't watch out, you could turn into a tarot mime! -- Domino
Joe, alarmist

Soldier #2 -- I see.  You really DO try harder. -- Sharan Khor

Soldier #3 -- Ha!  Sharan Khor may be an easy quest, but *I* am tough. -- Tarhella
Vhu

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAPPY APPLE was bested by HEARTS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
OTIS viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 4 minute Title duel.
ETERNAL D.J. won victory over YATZEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES assassinated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute mismatched match.
OTIS vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHARAN KHOR luckily beat SOLDIER #4 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
DOMINO JOE was overpowered by SOLDIER #3 in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SOLDIER #2 vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TARHELLA VHU was savagely defeated by SOLDIER #1 in a 3 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  12 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  24 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |

Turn 543 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   OTIS 6589                   5   0  0   73 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
WALL OF STEEL    FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968       6   3  1   64 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
LUNGING ATTACK   OTIS 6501                   8   4  1   58 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-LUNGE      ETERNAL D.J. 5931           9   6  0   54 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HEARTS 6485.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
OTIS 6589.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAPPY APPLE 6492, SOLDIER #1 
6601, ETERNAL D.J. 5931, TARHELLA VHU 6602, HEARTS 6485, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, OTIS 
6501, SHARAN KHOR 6561, SOLDIER #4 6536, and SOLDIER #3 6535.

The least popular fighter this week was DOMINO JOE 6562.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YATZEE 6568, SOLDIER #2 6596, SOLDIER #3 6535, SOLDIER #4 6536, SHARAN 
KHOR 6561, OTIS 6501, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, HEARTS 6485, TARHELLA VHU 6602, and 
ETERNAL D.J. 5931.