DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/09/2006 Duedate: 03/22/2006
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BUD SMITH
BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
(3-6022) [14-2-2,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BUD SMITH WENDEL
BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) WIND STORM (423)
(3-6022) [14-2-2,112] (3-4745) [1-0-0,9]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OTIS HAPPY APPLE
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6501) [11-6-2,84] (3-6492) [10-7-2,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 27
2. WIND STORM (423) 21 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
3. STL RAD (602) 11 Unchartered Team
4. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 9
5. MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304) 0 STL RAD (602)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 70 41 4 63.1 1/ 2 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 8 6 0
2/ 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 177 118 11 60.0 2/ 4 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308) 7 3 0
3- 5 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304) 21 15 0 58.3 3/ 0 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 7 8 1
4/ 1*STL RAD (602) 2 3 0 40.0 4- 3 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304) 2 0 0
5/ 0 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 427 667 11 39.0 5/ 5*STL RAD (602) 2 3 0
6/ 0*WIND STORM (423) 1 3 0 25.0 6/ 0*WIND STORM (423) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to GAMES LIBRARY, as they are
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT stable. Hey
everybody, watch out for TERRY MULHOLLAND, who flew up 13 points in the rankings
after mashing OTIS like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Try as hard as the
MISTRESS 4 XMAS stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and
ex-Duelmaster) BLACK WIDOW before this week's fights. In front of all the crowds,
BUD SMITH took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out
of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the OSKSI arena. Did you
hear that FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may
not be funny, but catch BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to
be fairly deft at running from FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT. Well just about everybody wants a
piece of HEARTS, who was this week's most challenged warrior. ETERNAL D.J. of FRAT
PARTY BLOWOUT had better have a good reason for challenging down 12 points in a
challenge which he won. I thought ETERNAL D.J. showed great skill and promise when
he won victory over YATZEE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUD SMITH 6022 14 2 2 112 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BLACK WIDOW 3662 14 2 0 127 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
DAVID CONE 5795 11 8 1 102 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
PETE HARNISCH 3750 19 8 0 99 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
TERRY MULHOLLAND 3747 14 3 0 92 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
HAPPY APPLE 6492 10 7 2 92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 9 4 1 92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OTIS 6501 11 6 2 84 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
HEARTS 6485 16 25 1 74 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
OTIS 6589 6 4 0 72 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 13 7 0 65 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHARAN KHOR 6561 7 7 0 43 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
YATZEE 6568 7 7 1 39 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NO BALCONY? 6549 2 0 0 31 STL RAD (602)
DOMINO JOE 6562 7 7 0 30 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
TARHELLA VHU 6602 5 2 1 26 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDY SISCO 6465 1 1 0 18 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-MISCHA 6560 3 1 0 10 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
WENDEL 4745 1 0 0 9 WIND STORM (423)
-ISABELLA 6556 1 1 0 7 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
FINCH'S ART 6551 0 1 0 5 STL RAD (602)
-REIKO 6553 1 1 0 4 MISTRESS 4 XMAS (304)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SCAZRY ELEVATOR 6550 0 1 0 STL RAD 602 MOUNTAIN TROLL 622 548 NONE
WICKEL 4747 0 1 0 WIND STORM 423 BLACK ORC 624 548 NONE
ARNIE 4748 0 1 0 WIND STORM 423 STONE GOLEM 630 548 NONE
DA #59 4746 0 1 0 WIND STORM 423 STONE GOLEM 630 548 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Eternal D.J. -- On and on and on and on and...I thought I'd go crazy, all that on and
on chatter and "music." That should count as a major weapon. -- Yatzee
P.S. I wish the stewards had let me bring my lucky dice into the arena. I'd've
thrown them at you and then pulled the cup over your head and smothered you.
P.P.S. It's a big dice cup.
P.P.P.S. Really, really big.
P.P.P.P.S. Thanks for the skills. That was almost worth it.
No Balcony? -- Of course not! What are you, a Juliet in disguise? -- Domino Joe
Otis -- My dear boy, I could be sorrier, but not easily. I think you are eating too
many bananas. Or doing something with them, anyway. -- Hearts
P.S. And if you must drink (shudder), do NOT follow that sweet Debby Tonte's advice.
It isn't the umbrella that counts, it's the fruit in the drink. You eat the fruit
and throw the rest away.
Ambitious Guard? Bah, where *I* come from that fool wouldn't be allowed to guard an
outhouse. -- Sharan Khor
We have a firm way of dealing with beggars. -- Tarhella Vhu
P.S. Why should I be merciful? He is the one who chose to be worthless.
Most Challenged? Me? And STILL no balcony? Cheese. -- Domino Joe
P.S. For choice, extra-sharp cheddar.
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WICKEL was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ARNIE was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SCAZRY ELEVATOR was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute match.
DA #59 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
TERRY MULHOLLAND luckily beat OTIS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
PETE HARNISCH outwaited HAPPY APPLE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge fight.
ETERNAL D.J. overpowered YATZEE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANDY SISCO was overcome by DOMINO JOE in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
DAVID CONE vanquished HEARTS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BUD SMITH won victory over CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory Title fight.
OTIS overpowered SHARAN KHOR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TARHELLA VHU defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute match.
WENDEL subdued FINCH'S ART in a 1 minute bloody amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 15 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 21 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 1 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 27 - 0 40 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BUD SMITH 6022 14 2 2 112 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
STRIKING ATTACK DAVID CONE 5795 11 8 1 102 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
TOTAL PARRY PETE HARNISCH 3750 19 8 0 99 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
BASHING ATTACK OTIS 6589 6 4 0 72 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-LUNGE ETERNAL D.J. 5931 13 7 0 65 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OTIS 6501. The most popular warrior this turn was
HAPPY APPLE 6492. The ten other most popular fighters were OTIS 6501, SCAZRY
ELEVATOR 6550, BUD SMITH 6022, ETERNAL D.J. 5931, OTIS 6589, WENDEL 4745, TERRY
MULHOLLAND 3747, PETE HARNISCH 3750, DOMINO JOE 6562, and TARHELLA VHU 6602.
The least popular fighter this week was FINCH'S ART 6551. The other ten least
popular fighters were SHARAN KHOR 6561, HEARTS 6485, DA #59 4746, ARNIE 4748, WICKEL
4747, DAVID CONE 5795, ANDY SISCO 6465, YATZEE 6568, TARHELLA VHU 6602, and DOMINO
JOE 6562.