DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/18/2006    Duedate: 05/31/2006

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-553

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLAGPOLE PANTIES
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-5968) [13-4-1,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLAGPOLE PANTIES               PEREGRINE FALCON
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)       NEED FOR SPEED (598)
(3-5968) [13-4-1,121]          (3-6495) [4-0-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OTIS                           YATZEE
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-6501) [14-7-3,93]           (3-6568) [11-8-2,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEED FOR SPEED (598)        21
2. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)    20      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. GAMES LIBRARY (340)          3      Unchartered Team
4. STL RAD (602)                0
                                       NEED FOR SPEED (598)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*NEED FOR SPEED (598)       4   0  1  100   1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 15  0 1
 2/ 3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 196 119 12 62.2   2/ 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       6  9 0
 3- 4*STL RAD (602)              4   3  0 57.1   3/ 5*NEED FOR SPEED (598)      2  0 1
 4/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      440 679 13 39.3   4- 4*STL RAD (602)             1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of OSKSI!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  PEREGRINE FALCON caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested TARHELLA VHU and was awarded 21 
points in recognition.  Not for nothing has FLAGPOLE PANTIES in the past laid claim 
to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  
Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights without 
pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In OSKSI "art" is a word that has long 
since passed from the language!  I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this 
week's challenge seeking began.  GAMES LIBRARY is feared.  This much I can say.  
Apparently the stalwarts of NEED FOR SPEED are catching the bulk of jests down at the 
challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Mighty fighters cannot but 
expect competition from those below.  TARHELLA VHU take warning!  You have more than 
a few enemies in OSKSI.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  I have seen warriors die in youth.  I have seen 
women cut down in their prime.  This week GAMES LIBRARY must mourn the loss of 8-4-1 
TARHELLA VHU to NEED FOR SPEED.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the 
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a 
stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968        13   4  1   121       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAPPY APPLE 6492             14   7  2   113       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 OTIS 6589                    10   4  0   103       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 OTIS 6501                    14   7  3    93       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 ETERNAL D.J. 5931            17   7  0    92       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARTS 6485                  17  29  1    81       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEREGRINE FALCON 6495         4   0  1    66       NEED FOR SPEED (598)
 DOMINO JOE 6562              10   9  1    60       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 YATZEE 6568                  11   8  2    57       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHARAN KHOR 6561              9  10  0    45       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO BALCONY? 6549              2   0  0    31       STL RAD (602)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FINCH'S ART 6551              1   1  0    22       STL RAD (602)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-COBBLESTONE 6633              1   0  0    11       STL RAD (602)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE 618       0  1 0   1                   OTIS 6501             553 NONE    
TARHELLA VHU 6602      8  4 1 GAMES LIBRARY 340     PEREGRINE FALCON 6495 553         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flagpole Panties -- My dear boy, I think you are making a mistake, but then, when
have the young ever listened?  At least you were there. -- Hearts

Dangerous Criminals should be killed.  Why leave them alive to perpetrate more
dangerous, criminal acts? -- Tarhella Vhu

Userous Merchants should be...well, okay, not KILLED, but they should be severely
chastised.  A decent interest, yes, leg-breakers sent to defaulters, okay, but this
whole usery bit, no. -- Domino Joe

The Ambitious Guard is a fool, but then, we knew that. -- Yatzee

Peregrine Falcon -- As billed, you were fast.  That helps.  I have things to do.  Not
arena things. -- Sharan Khor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PEREGRINE FALCON butchered TARHELLA VHU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES demolished HEARTS in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OTIS overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HAPPY APPLE devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ETERNAL D.J. demolished DOMINO JOE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OTIS dispatched M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute fight.
YATZEE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory master vs. amateur match.
SHARAN KHOR handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   1 -  0      91  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  12 -  3      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 553 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968      13   4  1  121 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
STRIKING ATTACK  HAPPY APPLE 6492           14   7  2  113 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
BASHING ATTACK   OTIS 6589                  10   4  0  103 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
LUNGING ATTACK   OTIS 6501                  14   7  3   93 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-LUNGE      ETERNAL D.J. 5931          17   7  0   92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YATZEE 6568                11   8  2   57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OTIS 6501.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
YATZEE 6568.  The ten other most popular fighters were OTIS 6501, PEREGRINE FALCON 
6495, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, OTIS 6589, HAPPY APPLE 6492, SHARAN KHOR 6561, ETERNAL 
D.J. 5931, TARHELLA VHU 6602, HEARTS 6485, and DOMINO JOE 6562.

The least popular fighter this week was DOMINO JOE 6562.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEARTS 6485, TARHELLA VHU 6602, ETERNAL D.J. 5931, SHARAN KHOR 6561, 
HAPPY APPLE 6492, OTIS 6589, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, PEREGRINE FALCON 6495, OTIS 6501, 
and YATZEE 6568.