DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/18/2006 Duedate: 05/31/2006
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-553
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FLAGPOLE PANTIES
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-5968) [13-4-1,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FLAGPOLE PANTIES PEREGRINE FALCON
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) NEED FOR SPEED (598)
(3-5968) [13-4-1,121] (3-6495) [4-0-1,66]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OTIS YATZEE
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-6501) [14-7-3,93] (3-6568) [11-8-2,57]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NEED FOR SPEED (598) 21
2. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 20 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 3 Unchartered Team
4. STL RAD (602) 0
NEED FOR SPEED (598)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2*NEED FOR SPEED (598) 4 0 1 100 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 15 0 1
2/ 3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 196 119 12 62.2 2/ 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 6 9 0
3- 4*STL RAD (602) 4 3 0 57.1 3/ 5*NEED FOR SPEED (598) 2 0 1
4/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 440 679 13 39.3 4- 4*STL RAD (602) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of OSKSI! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes,
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. PEREGRINE FALCON caught the eye of many in
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested TARHELLA VHU and was awarded 21
points in recognition. Not for nothing has FLAGPOLE PANTIES in the past laid claim
to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.
Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights without
pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In OSKSI "art" is a word that has long
since passed from the language! I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this
week's challenge seeking began. GAMES LIBRARY is feared. This much I can say.
Apparently the stalwarts of NEED FOR SPEED are catching the bulk of jests down at the
challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Mighty fighters cannot but
expect competition from those below. TARHELLA VHU take warning! You have more than
a few enemies in OSKSI.
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! I have seen warriors die in youth. I have seen
women cut down in their prime. This week GAMES LIBRARY must mourn the loss of 8-4-1
TARHELLA VHU to NEED FOR SPEED. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the
miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed a
stout pair of legs must I keep as well! The endless paths of Alastari await me!
Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise
are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 13 4 1 121 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAPPY APPLE 6492 14 7 2 113 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS 6589 10 4 0 103 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
OTIS 6501 14 7 3 93 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 17 7 0 92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEARTS 6485 17 29 1 81 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEREGRINE FALCON 6495 4 0 1 66 NEED FOR SPEED (598)
DOMINO JOE 6562 10 9 1 60 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
YATZEE 6568 11 8 2 57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHARAN KHOR 6561 9 10 0 45 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NO BALCONY? 6549 2 0 0 31 STL RAD (602)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FINCH'S ART 6551 1 1 0 22 STL RAD (602)
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-COBBLESTONE 6633 1 0 0 11 STL RAD (602)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE 618 0 1 0 1 OTIS 6501 553 NONE
TARHELLA VHU 6602 8 4 1 GAMES LIBRARY 340 PEREGRINE FALCON 6495 553
PERSONAL ADS
Flagpole Panties -- My dear boy, I think you are making a mistake, but then, when
have the young ever listened? At least you were there. -- Hearts
Dangerous Criminals should be killed. Why leave them alive to perpetrate more
dangerous, criminal acts? -- Tarhella Vhu
Userous Merchants should be...well, okay, not KILLED, but they should be severely
chastised. A decent interest, yes, leg-breakers sent to defaulters, okay, but this
whole usery bit, no. -- Domino Joe
The Ambitious Guard is a fool, but then, we knew that. -- Yatzee
Peregrine Falcon -- As billed, you were fast. That helps. I have things to do. Not
arena things. -- Sharan Khor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PEREGRINE FALCON butchered TARHELLA VHU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES demolished HEARTS in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OTIS overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HAPPY APPLE devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ETERNAL D.J. demolished DOMINO JOE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OTIS dispatched M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute fight.
YATZEE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory master vs. amateur match.
SHARAN KHOR handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 1 - 0 91 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 2 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 3 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 14 - 1 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 553 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 13 4 1 121 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
STRIKING ATTACK HAPPY APPLE 6492 14 7 2 113 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
BASHING ATTACK OTIS 6589 10 4 0 103 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
LUNGING ATTACK OTIS 6501 14 7 3 93 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-LUNGE ETERNAL D.J. 5931 17 7 0 92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YATZEE 6568 11 8 2 57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OTIS 6501. The most popular warrior this turn was
YATZEE 6568. The ten other most popular fighters were OTIS 6501, PEREGRINE FALCON
6495, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, OTIS 6589, HAPPY APPLE 6492, SHARAN KHOR 6561, ETERNAL
D.J. 5931, TARHELLA VHU 6602, HEARTS 6485, and DOMINO JOE 6562.
The least popular fighter this week was DOMINO JOE 6562. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEARTS 6485, TARHELLA VHU 6602, ETERNAL D.J. 5931, SHARAN KHOR 6561,
HAPPY APPLE 6492, OTIS 6589, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, PEREGRINE FALCON 6495, OTIS 6501,
and YATZEE 6568.