DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/29/2006 Duedate: 07/12/2006
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-556
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OTIS OTIS
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6501) [17-7-3,111] (3-6589) [13-4-0,111]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 38
2. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
Unchartered Team
MEDAL OF HONOR V (610)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 210 120 13 63.6 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 14 1 1
2/ 3 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 447 684 14 39.5 2/ 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 7 5 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, you can take THAT down off the flagpole, because nobody is going to
salute it. Ha!
Yatzee
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for FLAGPOLE PANTIES, who flew up 11 points
in the rankings after mashing HEARTS like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. HAPPY
APPLE got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt he was more than anxious to
kick YATZEE's tail out of the throne! In front of all the crowds, HAPPY APPLE took
the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the OSKSI arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad GAMES LIBRARY? Big bad GAMES LIBRARY.
Big bad GAMES LIBRARY. OSKSI's afraid of the big bad GAMES LIBRARY. Tra la la la
la! For those of you who like math, try this one: GAMES LIBRARY + Weapons That go
Boom = FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT + Avoid City. And who is this HEARTS you ask, with 84
points and a 17-32-1 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Knowing when to use the right
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 20 7 0 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS 6501 17 7 3 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS 6589 13 4 0 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
YATZEE 6568 13 9 3 93 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 15 5 1 92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEARTS 6485 17 32 1 84 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
SHARAN KHOR 6561 12 10 0 70 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOMINO JOE 6562 12 10 1 57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
TARHELLA VHU 6602 8 4 1 GAMES LIBRARY 340 PEREGRINE FALCON 6495 553
PERSONAL ADS
Eternal D.J. -- Yes, another encounter. My dear boy, didn't your mother ever point
out that there are times when silence is better than noise? -- Hearts
What I think is, I think these Dangerous Criminals should all be sent to the Dark
Arena. -- Domino Joe
And the Fratsfa Slaves should be put to work in the galleys. -- Sharan Khor
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HAPPY APPLE devastated YATZEE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLAGPOLE PANTIES demolished HEARTS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
OTIS viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
OTIS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ETERNAL D.J. devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHARAN KHOR devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DOMINO JOE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 2 - 2 85 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 5 - 2 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 2 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 15 - 1 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE ETERNAL D.J. 5931 20 7 0 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
LUNGING ATTACK OTIS 6501 17 7 3 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
BASHING ATTACK OTIS 6589 13 4 0 111 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YATZEE 6568 13 9 3 93 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
WALL OF STEEL FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 15 5 1 92 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OTIS 6501. The most popular warrior this turn was
OTIS 6589. The ten other most popular fighters were SHARAN KHOR 6561, ETERNAL D.J.
5931, OTIS 6501, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, DOMINO JOE 6562, YATZEE 6568, HEARTS 6485,
0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was HEARTS 6485. The other ten least popular
fighters were YATZEE 6568, DOMINO JOE 6562, FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968, OTIS 6501, ETERNAL
D.J. 5931, SHARAN KHOR 6561, OTIS 6589, 0, 0, and 0.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FLAGPOLE PANTIES (3-5968) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
HAPPY APPLE (3-6492) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)