DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/10/2006 Duedate: 08/23/2006
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-559
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ETERNAL D.J.
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-5931) [23-7-0,135]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ETERNAL D.J. POSITION IS EMPTY
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-5931) [23-7-0,135]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
OTIS FREAK SHOW
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6501) [19-8-3,104] (3-6677) [0-1-0,3]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 51
2. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 28 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. SORCERY COVENANT (52) 26 Unchartered Team
4. LEGENDARY MEN V (613) 17
5. GAMES LIBRARY (340) -21 LEGENDARY MEN V (613)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*LEGENDARY MEN V (613) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 12 3 2
2/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 222 123 15 64.3 2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 6 9 0
3/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 92 66 4 58.2 3/ 4*LEGENDARY MEN V (613) 3 1 0
4/ 0 SORCERY COVENANT (52) 517 444 17 53.8 4/ 0 SORCERY COVENANT (52) 2 3 0
5/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 449 696 14 39.2 5/ 3 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 2 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Otis, there are just too many of you around. Despite your evident skills--
after all, you've lived this long--they're spread too thinly. A skill for this Otis,
a skill for that one, and soon enough there's nothing left for YOU. Better to be
sequential than all at the same time.
Yatzee
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for BURN ME, who flew
up 15 points in the rankings after mashing PERSISTENT BEGGAR like a melon. Keep your
eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was DOMINO JOE, who
dropped 8 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ULDI SHOON.
ETERNAL D.J. got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No doubt he was more than
anxious to kick YATZEE's tail out of the throne! It's a proud day for the FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT stable, as their warrior, ETERNAL D.J., ascended the Duelmaster's throne. 4
out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that
location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT, please raise you
hand. Wow. Does OSKSI really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me?
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause LEGENDARY MEN V beats feet every time FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were
votes, HEARTS would be president. Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to
win. Challenging down 47 points was OTIS. Pretty soon he'll be using two shields
and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins. Definition of petty: OTIS
overcame SHARAN KHOR, a mismatch of 47 points. OTIS of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT had better
have a good reason for challenging down 9 points in a challenge which he won. I
thought OTIS showed great skill and promise when he defeated HEARTS. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! OTIS defied all odds and slew
BLACK ORC in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as BLACK
ORC's meat is notoriously tough. Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and
will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 23 7 0 135 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OTIS 6589 16 4 0 121 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS 6501 19 8 3 104 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
YATZEE 6568 14 11 3 94 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEARTS 6485 17 35 1 87 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ULDI SHOON 4951 12 6 0 78 SORCERY COVENANT (52)
SHARAN KHOR 6561 12 13 0 71 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOMINO JOE 6562 13 12 1 58 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OTIS 6670 2 0 1 33 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLDIER #1 6646 3 0 0 31 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CONTENDER 6664 2 0 0 16 LEGENDARY MEN V (613)
BURN ME 6662 1 1 0 16 LEGENDARY MEN V (613)
SOLDIER #4 6625 2 1 0 15 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
KAIN BROOTE 6645 1 0 0 6 SORCERY COVENANT (52)
FREAK SHOW 6677 0 1 0 3 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
MAUR TOLIDAR 6674 0 2 0 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
SOLDIER 2 6675 0 1 0 1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLACK ORC 624 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 OTIS 6670 559 NONE
OTIS #2 6672 1 1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 563 BLACK ORC 624 559 NONE
SOLDIER 3 6676 0 1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 563 BLACK ORC 624 559 NONE
LEED FOHT 6644 0 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 STONE GOLEM 630 559 NONE
KILI STUEL 6643 0 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 BLACK ORC 624 559 NONE
GLIM RAUSH 6642 0 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 WURM KIN 631 559 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Otis -- Well, Yatzee probably had a point, but I wish HIS Otis had the skills today
and not YOU. Drat. -- Sharan Khor
Eternal D.J. -- My dear boy, you cannot believe I would join you in a bathtub...with
that radio going? No, no, that is just ASKING for trouble, dear boy. Don't do it.
-- Hearts
I hate Kung-Fu. It's...it's un-Delarquan. -- Domino Joe, a firm believer in steel
P.S. Besides, he's a dwarf. That's gotta be bad.
Otis -- This is, what do they call it? A rite of passage, an initiation? Okay, I've
done my otis. Now I get to fight standbys, yes? -- Maur Tolidar
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
OTIS #2 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OTIS viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
LEED FOHT was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a slow 3 minute Dark Arena match.
KILI STUEL was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SOLDIER 3 was slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GLIM RAUSH was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
ETERNAL D.J. devastated YATZEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
OTIS overpowered HEARTS in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
OTIS handily defeated SHARAN KHOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ULDI SHOON vanquished DOMINO JOE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
SOLDIER #1 won victory over CULT MEMBER in a popular 1 minute fight.
SOLDIER #4 overpowered MAUR TOLIDAR in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
BURN ME demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE CONTENDER unbelievably bested FREAK SHOW in a exciting 5 minute novice's contest.
SOLDIER 2 was viciously subdued by KAIN BROOTE in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 5 - 0 76 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 3 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 11 - 3 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 559 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 4 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE ETERNAL D.J. 5931 23 7 0 135 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
BASHING ATTACK OTIS 6589 16 4 0 121 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
LUNGING ATTACK OTIS 6501 19 8 3 104 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-RIPOSTE YATZEE 6568 14 11 3 94 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
WALL OF STEEL DOMINO JOE 6562 13 12 1 58 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is OTIS 6501. The most popular warrior this turn was
FREAK SHOW 6677. The ten other most popular fighters were KAIN BROOTE 6645, OTIS
6670, ETERNAL D.J. 5931, OTIS 6501, SOLDIER #1 6646, SOLDIER #4 6625, OTIS 6589, ULDI
SHOON 4951, BURN ME 6662, and SOLDIER 3 6676.
The least popular fighter this week was LEED FOHT 6644. The other ten least popular
fighters were SOLDIER 2 6675, THE CONTENDER 6664, MAUR TOLIDAR 6674, SHARAN KHOR
6561, GLIM RAUSH 6642, KILI STUEL 6643, OTIS #2 6672, DOMINO JOE 6562, HEARTS 6485,
and YATZEE 6568.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ETERNAL D.J. (3-5931) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS (3-6589) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS (3-6501) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)