DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/24/2006    Duedate: 09/06/2006

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-560

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

YATZEE
GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-6568) [14-12-3,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YATZEE                         DONKEY KONGDOM
GAMES LIBRARY (340)            INQUISITION 06B22 (612)
(3-6568) [14-12-3,90]          (3-6656) [1-0-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ULDI SHOON                     SOLDIER #3
SORCERY COVENANT (52)          OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
(3-4951) [13-6-0,85]           (3-6683) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)    26
2. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     21      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. SORCERY COVENANT (52)       14      Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION 06B22 (612)     13
5. M*A*S*H 4077 (615)          10      INQUISITION 06B22 (612)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*INQUISITION 06B22 (612)    1   0  0  100   1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 10  5 1
 2- 1*LEGENDARY MEN V (613)      3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   7  7 0
 3/ 2 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 225 125 15 64.3   3- 3*LEGENDARY MEN V (613)     3  1 0
 4/ 3 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   95  67  4 58.6   4/ 4 SORCERY COVENANT (52)     3  6 0
 5/ 4 SORCERY COVENANT (52)    518 447 17 53.7   5/ 0*INQUISITION 06B22 (612)   1  0 0
 6/ 0 MASTIGOPHOBIACS (477)      6   9  0 40.0   6/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       1 14 0
 7/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      449 701 14 39.0   7/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)        0  1 0
 8/ 0*M*A*S*H 4077 (615)         0   1  0  0.0   8/ 0 MASTIGOPHOBIACS (477)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Wanna duel.

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  OSKSI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  What was the name of 
that team who got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 95-67-4 you ask?  (Sure)  OUR HIGHEST 
HONOR's their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for SOLDIER #5?  OUR 
HIGHEST HONOR's proud of him after beating KAIN BROOTE and getting 14 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  DOMINO JOE's match with ULDI SHOON cost him a loss of 3 
points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  YATZEE knows 
this.  It was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being 
unfair?  I think ETERNAL D.J. should let YATZEE be Duelmaster for a while, without 
fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours 
sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  Like, is 
HEARTS popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of OSKSI!  She's got a 
17-36-1, is that good?  See if I ever talk to OTIS again!  HEARTS was so low when He 
challenged he.  Hhmph!  OTIS beat HEARTS.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised OTIS would do such a scummy thing, either.  OTIS is being unfair.  He's 
challenged down 50 against SHARAN KHOR.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  
(I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in OSKSI.  OTIS got 3 
points after beating SHARAN KHOR, 50 points below him.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Everyone has problems, but why did FRAT 
PARTY BLOWOUT send OTIS to the Dark Arena?  He had a 2-0-1, and I thought he looked 
neat on the sands...  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  OSKSI is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YATZEE 6568                  14  12  3    90       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARTS 6485                  17  36  1    88       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 ULDI SHOON 4951              13   6  0    85       SORCERY COVENANT (52)
 SHARAN KHOR 6561             12  14  0    71       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOMINO JOE 6562              13  13  1    55       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-RAS 5414                      6   7  0    40       MASTIGOPHOBIACS (477)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 SOLDIER #1 6646               4   0  0    34       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER #4 6625               3   1  0    18       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-THE CONTENDER 6664            2   0  0    16       LEGENDARY MEN V (613)
-BURN ME 6662                  1   1  0    16       LEGENDARY MEN V (613)
 SOLDIER #5 6684               1   0  0    14       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 DONKEY KONGDOM 6656           1   0  0    13       INQUISITION 06B22 (612)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 KAIN BROOTE 6645              1   1  0     4       SORCERY COVENANT (52)
 MAUR TOLIDAR 6674             0   3  0     3       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 SOLDIER #3 6683               0   1  0     1       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-SOLDIER 2 6675                0   1  0     1       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
OTIS 6670              2  1 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOU 253 BLACK ORC 624         560 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FREAK SHOW 6677        0  2 0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOU 253 HIGH ELF 623          560 NONE    
HAWKEYE 6680           0  1 0 M*A*S*H 4077 615      SHEWISH GIANT 625     560 NONE    
SUCCUMB 5413           0  1 0 MASTIGOPHOBIACS 477   DARK CHAMPION 628     560 NONE    
VRON 6685              0  1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52   SHEWISH GIANT 625     560 NONE    
DUCKY LUZING 6687      0  1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52   HIGH ELF 623          560 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Eternal D.J. -- I wouldn't mind the loss and you being the Duel2Dude, but if you're
going to play that stuff for TWO WEEKS (shudder) I'll regret my carelessness! --
Yatzee
P.S.  Good fight, in so far as any fight can be good, and me being a golem made to
fight, naturally they all seem to have that potential to me, but please, at least get
some DIFFERENT "music".  We've heard your old stuff before.
P.P.S.  Often.

Otis -- You see, dear?  Yatzee was right (which surprised me).  You are spreading
yourself too thin.  There are just too many Otises on the sands today. -- Hearts

Otis -- Don't expect ME to call you "dear."  Pfaugh!  There are times when Hearts is
so sweet it makes me sick.  Besides, it makes me think of oatmeal, not Today's
Favorite Flavor. -- Sharan Khor

Uldi Shoon -- Sharan Khor wants me to tell you that you have a neat name.  Like this
is important?  But she threatened me, so I had to say it. -- Domino Joe

Soldier #4 -- Somebody LIED to me when they recruited me!  This is NOT what I signed
up for, dammit. -- Maur Tolidar

Congratulations to Frat Party Blowout for their mass graduation.  Tell us you aren't
going to recruit a bunch more Otises? -- Games Library

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OTIS was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FREAK SHOW was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HAWKEYE was put to death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
VRON was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DUCKY LUZING was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SUCCUMB was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
ETERNAL D.J. devastated YATZEE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge Title duel.
OTIS overpowered HEARTS in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
OTIS handily defeated SHARAN KHOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SOLDIER #4 viciously subdued MAUR TOLIDAR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
ULDI SHOON vanquished DOMINO JOE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLDIER #1 overcame CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute bout.
KAIN BROOTE was overpowered by SOLDIER #5 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DONKEY KONGDOM unbelievably bested SOLDIER #3 in a crowd pleasing 5 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    16 -   7 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  13 -  2      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  3      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 560 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    YATZEE 6568                14  12  3   90 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
BASHING ATTACK   ULDI SHOON 4951            13   6  0   85 SORCERY COVENANT (52)
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER #1 6646             4   0  0   34 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ULDI SHOON 4951.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SOLDIER #3 6683.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLDIER #4 6625, 
HAWKEYE 6680, SOLDIER #1 6646, ULDI SHOON 4951, OTIS 6670, YATZEE 6568, SOLDIER #5 
6684, VRON 6685, HEARTS 6485, and DOMINO JOE 6562.

The least popular fighter this week was KAIN BROOTE 6645.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAUR TOLIDAR 6674, SHARAN KHOR 6561, SUCCUMB 5413, DUCKY LUZING 
6687, FREAK SHOW 6677, DONKEY KONGDOM 6656, DOMINO JOE 6562, HEARTS 6485, VRON 6685, 
and SOLDIER #5 6684.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

YATZEE (3-6568) GAMES LIBRARY (340)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ETERNAL D.J. (3-5931) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS (3-6501) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS (3-6589) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)