DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/28/2007 Duedate: 07/11/2007
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-582
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DELON LUROST
GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-6715) [10-6-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG BROTHER POSITION IS EMPTY
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6706) [13-2-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SOLDIER #3 OTIS 3
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6683) [13-7-1,75] (3-6695) [16-2-1,100]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 33
2. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 32 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. STL RAD (602) 31 Unchartered Team
4. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) -38
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The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 293 151 18 66.0 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 13 2 0
2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 157 99 8 61.3 2/ 3 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 8 6 0
3/ 3 STL RAD (602) 17 11 0 60.7 3/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 7 8 1
4/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 499 760 15 39.6 4/ 4 STL RAD (602) 3 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, OSKSI? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Now let's all watch STL RAD's heads
swell from their 3-0-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big deal. Of
course, we're all terribly impressed to see COBBLESTONE win a fight and gain 17
points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, VENOMOUS CONCUBINE beat GRUNT and GRUNT lost 12 points.
You're breakin' my heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DELON
LUROST takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh.
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys
win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily
livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was STL RAD. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, KELORINSO VHU was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELON LUROST 6715 10 6 0 99 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG BROTHER 6706 13 2 0 107 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
FREAK SHOW 6688 16 3 0 105 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS 3 6695 16 2 1 100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
JUNGLE JUICE 6705 12 3 1 95 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLDIER #3 6683 13 7 1 75 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
GRUNT 6713 11 2 1 72 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
SOLDIER 2 6675 12 8 1 68 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLHOP 6629 6 2 0 60 STL RAD (602)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRUNK DENNIS 6718 7 3 1 53 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
FINCH'S ART 6551 5 3 0 53 STL RAD (602)
COBBLESTONE 6633 4 3 0 45 STL RAD (602)
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORINS PELN 6712 7 10 0 31 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
KELORINSO VHU 6727 3 4 0 25 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
LORILLE VOTH 6731 3 1 0 25 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KORLEEN MAUR 6734 1 0 0 16 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAUR TOLIDAR 6674 7 16 1 GAMES LIBRARY 340 GRUNT 6713 580
GRUNT 3 6739 0 1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 563 DARK CHAMPION 628 582 NONE
GRUNT 2 6738 0 1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONOR 563 BANDIT PRINCE 629 582 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
"The battle begins amid the crowd's approval." Well, good, glad they approve. And
it's a different intro sentence than last time, I was beginning to wonder: a couple
of arenas I just checked had the same sentence as last time. That would have been,
er, something or other on the less than exciting side. As it is...good thing there
wasn't a big crowd, or there wouldn't have been ROOM to have a battle in the midst of
its boisterous (noisemakers, drinks, fireworks) approval.
Finch's Art -- Hmm. What is it? I can't seem to make it out. Birds' nests?
Feather capes? What kind of art does a Finch DO, anyway? -- Delon Lurost
P.S. Tell me it isn't something abstract! I would much rather it was a real image
that I just can't figure out.
The Dangerous Criminal laughed at me. They should never have given a dwarf that
growth potion, get them over six feet tall and they get above themselves in a very
literal sense. -- Lorins Peln the annoyed
The Osksi Noble's a dwarf? Why is this? We aren't in the mountains, we aren't a
mining kingdom, we-- Oh, I SEE. It's a fake beard and a mask to hide his REAL
identity. Lost a bet at the Winking Dove, most likely. -- Kelorinso Vhu
That Convicted Thief is pathetic. But then, we all knew that. -- Lorille Voth
Embezzler #1 First Class -- You'll pay for that, you mechanical creep! -- Lorille
Voth
I do not respond to threats by people who are afraid to reveal their names. -- Delon
Lurost
Lorille Voth -- (whine) -- Thief #79
Kelorinso Vhu -- (sigh) You'd think I'd know better by now than to bet while drunk,
wouldn't you? -- Masked Noble #009
Lorins Peln -- Bwahaha! -- (name withheld under threat), Dangerous Criminal
Otis 3 -- Why am I not learning things? They told me I would learn to be dangerous
if I fought in the arena! -- Assassin Third Class # 72
Jungle Juice -- They say this will toughen up our recruits, but I'm not sure. It may
just discourage them. -- Taldo Belansamo, Master of Mercenaries
P.S. So he wasn't a veteran, that's life.
Grunt -- You men are all alike. -- the Third Concubine
Big Brother -- Remind me to become an only child immediately. I believe there are
some assassins around looking for work.... -- M. Hilliense Chardinee
Freak Show -- I hate freaks, especially freaks who defeat me without teaching me any
useful skills. -- Assassin Third Class # 72
Soldier #3 -- What honor is there in being in a title match after I have ALREADY
fought twice in the same day? -- Assassin Third Class # 72
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GRUNT 3 was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GRUNT 2 was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SOLDIER #3 was handily defeated by DELON LUROST in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
BIG BROTHER vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FREAK SHOW overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
OTIS 3 devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRUNT was overpowered by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SOLDIER 2 was overpowered by M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute gruesome uneven melee.
JUNGLE JUICE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRUNK DENNIS overpowered LORINS PELN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FINCH'S ART handily defeated KELORINSO VHU in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BELLHOP demolished LORILLE VOTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
COBBLESTONE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
KORLEEN MAUR overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 29 - 6 - 1 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 5 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 23 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 582 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK DELON LUROST 6715 10 6 0 99 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
LUNGING ATTACK FREAK SHOW 6688 16 3 0 105 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
AIMED BLOW OTIS 3 6695 16 2 1 100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
WALL OF STEEL BELLHOP 6629 6 2 0 60 STL RAD (602)
SLASHING ATTACK DRUNK DENNIS 6718 7 3 1 53 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER #3 6683. The most popular warrior this turn
was OTIS 3 6695. The ten other most popular fighters were JUNGLE JUICE 6705,
COBBLESTONE 6633, GRUNT 2 6738, BIG BROTHER 6706, FREAK SHOW 6688, SOLDIER 2 6675,
DRUNK DENNIS 6718, FINCH'S ART 6551, BELLHOP 6629, and KORLEEN MAUR 6734.
The least popular fighter this week was KELORINSO VHU 6727. The other ten least
popular fighters were LORINS PELN 6712, GRUNT 6713, SOLDIER #3 6683, LORILLE VOTH
6731, GRUNT 3 6739, DELON LUROST 6715, KORLEEN MAUR 6734, BELLHOP 6629, FINCH'S ART
6551, and DRUNK DENNIS 6718.