DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2008 Duedate: 01/23/2008
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-596
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DRUNK DENNIS
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6718) [18-6-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DRUNK DENNIS DORMANT ANGER
FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) TEAM CHAOS (623)
(3-6718) [18-6-1,107] (3-6800) [2-1-0,38]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SOLDIER 2 DRUNK DENNIS
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-6675) [20-14-1,93] (3-6718) [18-6-1,107]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PASTA (616)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM CHAOS (623) 45
2. PASTA (616) 22 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 15 Unchartered Team
4. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 11
5. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) -4 TEAM CHAOS (623)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 331 165 18 66.7 1/ 1 PASTA (616) 8 4 2
2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 194 126 9 60.6 2/ 3 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 7 5 0
3/ 5*TEAM CHAOS (623) 7 8 2 46.7 3/ 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 7 7 0
4/ 3 PASTA (616) 22 26 2 45.8 4/ 5*TEAM CHAOS (623) 5 3 1
5/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 530 798 15 39.9 5/ 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 5 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon OSKSI, for I,
Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Say what you will about blind luck and dirty
fighting, but TEAM CHAOS will tell you 7-8-2 is nothing to laugh at... A certain
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 2 points to
DEATH THREAT. (Discrete enough, GRUNT 3?) Now I can't insult DRUNK DENNIS, as he has
gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on
too thick) Word has it one team in OSKSI is taking speech lessons to try to bore
their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
And how sociable are OSKSI's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in OSKSI avoid FRAT PARTY
BLOWOUT. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, PASTA scurried away from FRAT
PARTY BLOWOUT. Oh, the shame! Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, LORINS PELN is the most challenged
warrior. GNOCCHI challenged LORINS PELN! Who says PASTA are just a bunch of wimps!
GNOCCHI of PASTA kept his wits as he beat LORINS PELN.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Those who owe
LINGUINI of PASTA money and had written him off, take note: he'S BACK FROM THE DARK
ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was
pleased to see TEAM CHAOS retaliate against PASTA in bloodfeud! Questions are being
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in
OSKSI would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in OSKSI is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Can
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for OSKSI? On that giddy note
I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRUNK DENNIS 6718 18 6 1 107 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FREAK SHOW 6688 18 3 0 117 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
MIKE COLALILLO 6762 10 1 0 100 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
SPAGHETTI 6726 7 3 0 96 PASTA (616)
SOLDIER 2 6675 20 14 1 93 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OTIS 3 6695 26 6 1 85 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
GRUNT 6713 18 9 1 78 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
KORLEEN MAUR 6734 9 6 0 77 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORILLE VOTH 6731 10 8 0 58 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORINS PELN 6712 12 19 0 55 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
GNOCCHI 6791 4 1 0 55 PASTA (616)
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
DORMANT ANGER 6800 2 1 0 38 TEAM CHAOS (623)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LINGUINI 6778 3 2 1 33 PASTA (616)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOD DETHRONED 6801 2 1 1 20 TEAM CHAOS (623)
DEMISED SOUL 6816 1 0 1 17 TEAM CHAOS (623)
ZITI 6814 3 1 1 16 PASTA (616)
LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803 4 2 0 14 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
DEATH THREAT 6798 1 2 0 12 TEAM CHAOS (623)
GRUNT 3 6810 1 2 0 5 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-BURN NOTICE 6799 0 1 0 1 TEAM CHAOS (623)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WURM KIN 0 0 0 DARK ARENA LINGUINI 6778 596 NONE
GRUNT 4 6815 1 1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONO 563 DEMISED SOUL 6816 596
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SCORNED MISTRESS 6806 1 2 0 TEAM CHAOS 623 ZITI 6814 595 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Dormant Anger -- If that was "dormant," the gods deliver me from "active." Well, I
suppose when Jorja reads the fight report, I'll get enough "active" anger from her.
Not that I couldn't do quite well without it. But this is just totally embarrassing.
-- Lameridhor Sko
P.S. I'm not really a dwarf, look, I even shaved off my mustache! But the
Commission just will NOT forget that I had facial hair when I registered. Gods, what
minds (by courtesy so called) they must have!
Soldier 2 -- Ah, yes, the big one. I'm reminded all over again that I don't like
people to be so much taller than I am. Drat. -- Korleen Maur
P.S. I'm surprised the Commission didn't call YOU a dwarf. Seven foot two, shaved
head, what else could you be?
Jungle Juice -- Well, it's probably some kind of symmetry that we fight each other
for our last match here. I'm headed for strenuous retirement at an undisclosed (non-
island) location, what about you? -- Delon Lurost
Grunt -- You're okay, but I bet if you learned to talk, you could teach better. It
might be worth the effort. -- Lorins Peln
P.S. Worth it to me for you to make the effort.
Ah, the Fratsfa Slave. An idiot, and not a doubt about it. -- Lorille Voth
P.S. Or he would have taught me at least ONE skill.
22 December 2007
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LINGUINI viciously butchered WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DORMANT ANGER vanquished ZITI in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
GNOCCHI demolished LORINS PELN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GOD DETHRONED bested LAMERIDHOR SKO in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SPAGHETTI was defeated by DRUNK DENNIS in a exciting 1 minute Title fight.
MIKE COLALILLO viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
KORLEEN MAUR was narrowly defeated by SOLDIER 2 in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
OTIS 3 was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute competition.
GRUNT overcame CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute melee.
LORILLE VOTH vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
DEATH THREAT won victory over GRUNT 3 in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
GRUNT 4 was put to death by DEMISED SOUL in a 1 minute novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 - 1 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 24 - 14 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 13 - 1 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 24 - 18 - 2 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 7 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 596 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK DRUNK DENNIS 6718 18 6 1 107 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
STRIKING ATTACK MIKE COLALILLO 6762 10 1 0 100 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
LUNGING ATTACK SPAGHETTI 6726 7 3 0 96 PASTA (616)
AIMED BLOW OTIS 3 6695 26 6 1 85 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KORLEEN MAUR 6734 9 6 0 77 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 2 6675. The most popular warrior this turn
was DRUNK DENNIS 6718. The ten other most popular fighters were MIKE COLALILLO 6762,
GRUNT 3 6810, LINGUINI 6778, KORLEEN MAUR 6734, SOLDIER 2 6675, GRUNT 6713, DEATH
THREAT 6798, GNOCCHI 6791, GOD DETHRONED 6801, and DORMANT ANGER 6800.
The least popular fighter this week was SPAGHETTI 6726. The other ten least popular
fighters were LORINS PELN 6712, ZITI 6814, DEMISED SOUL 6816, GRUNT 4 6815, LORILLE
VOTH 6731, OTIS 3 6695, LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803, DORMANT ANGER 6800, GOD DETHRONED 6801,
and GNOCCHI 6791.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DRUNK DENNIS (3-6718) FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)