DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/06/2008    Duedate: 03/19/2008

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-600

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPAGHETTI
PASTA (616)
(3-6726) [10-3-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPAGHETTI                      POSITION IS EMPTY
PASTA (616)                    
(3-6726) [10-3-0,137]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOLDIER 2                      ZITI
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)        PASTA (616)
(3-6675) [22-16-1,98]          (3-6814) [5-1-1,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     56
2. PASTA (616)                 24      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)     5      Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         -9
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 335 169 18 66.5   1/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   7  4 1
 2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  204 132 10 60.7   2/ 1 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       6  9 0
 3/ 3 PASTA (616)               28  29  2 49.1   3/ 3 PASTA (616)               5  2 0
 4/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      540 808 15 40.1   4/ 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)  3  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 473): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 599): OTIS 3 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 595): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 594): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 598): GRUNT II of MEDAL OF HONOR B6 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 595): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 590): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 580): BULLWINKLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 554): IRON MAN of ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 544): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 531): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 480): SHROUD OF GLOOM of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 429): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 473): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 473): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 599): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 595): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 594): KALTOS KRIMINALS (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 598): HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 595): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 590): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 580): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 554): ENGINES 'O' DEATH (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 544): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 531): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 480): BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 230): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 218): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 429): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 473) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 591): BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            MISS TEAK of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                (turn 590): CHEESE WHIZ of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 472): PITER DEVRIES of MASTERS OF SAND (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 597): CUEBALL of HIGH ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 530): MASUMII of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 479): THE JONAH of BLACK CONVENTICLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 228): GLUM of JANIX (Kat, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for OSKSI.  Too bad, GAMES LIBRARY, but OUR 
HIGHEST HONOR was just too good to be stopped.  What was the name of that team who 
got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 28-29-2 you ask?  (Sure)  PASTA's their name, and 
fighting's their game!  MVP award for MIKE COLALILLO?  OUR HIGHEST HONOR's proud of 
him after beating KORLEEN MAUR and getting 26 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
LORILLE VOTH's match with SOLDIER 2 cost her a loss of 11 points!  Oh, wow, like the 
Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all OSKSI.  He got the most challenges.  
(But what about proposals?) Like, SPAGHETTI must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the 
Duelmaster from FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  And I 
was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
SPAGHETTI.  Aren't PASTA proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT must be getting lonely.  They 
were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't know 
what PASTA's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from FRAT 
PARTY BLOWOUT, that's fer sher.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were 
snickering when MIKE COLALILLO killed KORLEEN MAUR.  So she had a 11-8-0, that's no 
excuse!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPAGHETTI 6726               10   3  0   137       PASTA (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIKE COLALILLO 6762          13   1  1   135       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-FREAK SHOW 6688              18   3  0   117       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 SOLDIER 2 6675               22  16  1    98       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 OTIS 3 6695                  27   9  1    97       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 LORINS PELN 6712             15  20  0    92       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LORILLE VOTH 6731            12  10  0    77       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 GRUNT 6713                   19  12  1    70       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GNOCCHI 6791                  5   1  0    60       PASTA (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZITI 6814                     5   1  1    26       PASTA (616)
 GRUNT 10 6818                 3   0  0    26       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803           6   4  0    24       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BELL 6807                 2   0  0    20       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 OTIS 12 6820                  1   0  0    15       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 GRUNT 10 6821                 1   0  0     9       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 ELVORN MARSLAN 6817           1   3  0     9       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 BUCCATINI 6819                0   1  0     1       PASTA (616)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KORLEEN MAUR 6734      11  8 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    MIKE COLALILLO 6762   600   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GRUNT 4 6815            1  1 0 OUR HIGHEST HONO 563 DEMISED SOUL 6816     596  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Turn six hundred.  That's a milepost of a kind, isn't it?  It means this arena has
run six hundred times now!  Amazing.  Twenty-three years.  The arenamaster must be
exhausted.  I don't care if you get health magic, twenty-three years, six hundred
repetitions, really gets to you.  We should do something nice for him. -- Jorja,
Games Library

Otis 3 -- You bowled me over from the start.  Please, graduate!  You're just too
much. -- Lorille Voth

Soldier 2 -- Now, that was a fight I could really get my teeth into.  You didn't mind
me biting, did you?  I was sure you wouldn't.  It's a natural attack form, after all,
it's what teeth are FOR. -- Korleen Maur

Grunt -- Your conversation is scintillating, or at least no worse than that of
anybody else on your team. -- Lorins Peln
P.S.  Are you sure that was the right weapon?

I shall drive that Deserter back to Mordant!  Which is a horrid thing to do to him,
given conditions in Mordant at the moment--the weather has been intense--but then
again, deserting is a horrid thing to do, too, so it probably balances. -- Lameridhor
Sko

And I'll HELP drive the Mordant Deserter out of town!  Or is this a different
Deserter?  People seem to leave Mordant in droves, which I'm sure is no surprise at
all, so I can't be sure. -- Elvorn Marslan

     As threatened, here is a current manager list for this arena.  Let me know if
     I've gotten anyone's name wrong! -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT     The Anarchist     OUR HIGHEST HONOR     The Anarchist
     GAMES LIBRARY          Jorja             PASTA                 Papa Bear

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAGHETTI bested OTIS 3 in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
MIKE COLALILLO butchered KORLEEN MAUR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRUNT was handily defeated by LORINS PELN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOLDIER 2 vanquished LORILLE VOTH in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
GNOCCHI overpowered LAMERIDHOR SKO in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
ZITI viciously subdued ELVORN MARSLAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal fight.
GRUNT 10 devastated BUCCATINI in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OTIS 12 handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GRUNT 10 won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a action packed 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  15 -  2      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  13 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 600 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SPAGHETTI 6726             10   3  0  137 PASTA (616)
STRIKING ATTACK  MIKE COLALILLO 6762        13   1  1  135 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
AIMED BLOW       OTIS 3 6695                27   9  1   97 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
SLASHING ATTACK  LORILLE VOTH 6731          12  10  0   77 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 2 6675.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZITI 6814.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIKE COLALILLO 6762, GNOCCHI 
6791, GRUNT 10 6821, SPAGHETTI 6726, SOLDIER 2 6675, GRUNT 10 6818, OTIS 12 6820, 
OTIS 3 6695, GRUNT 6713, and LORINS PELN 6712.

The least popular fighter this week was BUCCATINI 6819.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ELVORN MARSLAN 6817, LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803, KORLEEN MAUR 6734, LORILLE 
VOTH 6731, LORINS PELN 6712, GRUNT 6713, OTIS 3 6695, OTIS 12 6820, GRUNT 10 6818, 
and SOLDIER 2 6675.