DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2008    Duedate: 04/02/2008

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-601

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPAGHETTI
PASTA (616)
(3-6726) [11-3-0,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPAGHETTI                      POSITION IS EMPTY
PASTA (616)                    
(3-6726) [11-3-0,146]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOLDIER 2                      GNOCCHI
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)        PASTA (616)
(3-6675) [23-16-1,103]         (3-6791) [6-1-1,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PASTA (616)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PASTA (616)                 57
2. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     18      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)     4      Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         -9
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 336 169 18 66.5   1/ 3 PASTA (616)               7  1 1
 2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  206 132 10 60.9   2/ 1 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   6  3 1
 3/ 3 PASTA (616)               32  29  3 52.5   3/ 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       6  9 0
 4/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      541 812 15 40.0   4/ 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)  3  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 474): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 600): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 596): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 595): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 596): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 591): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 582): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 581): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 474): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 474): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 600): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 596): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 595): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 596): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 591): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 582): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 581): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 474) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                            BALLAST of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
                            MISS TEAK of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): FORLORN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 581): GREAT WHITE of BEAST MASTERS (The Druid, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for OSKSI.  Like, OUR HIGHEST HONOR had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by PASTA!  Way to go PASTA!  MVP 
award for GNOCCHI?  PASTA's proud of him after beating LORILLE VOTH and getting 29 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  ELVORN MARSLAN got smashed by BUCCATINI, 
and lost 2 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One!  
LORINS PELN knows this.  He was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think SPAGHETTI should let LORINS PELN be Duelmaster 
for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said OSKSI's 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Elefont?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  OUR HIGHEST HONOR was OSKSI's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are PASTA?  OUR HIGHEST HONOR, an easy 
team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is 
LORILLE VOTH popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of OSKSI!  She's 
got a 12-11-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were 
snickering when GNOCCHI killed LORILLE VOTH.  So she had a 12-11-0, that's no excuse! 
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPAGHETTI 6726               11   3  0   146       PASTA (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIKE COLALILLO 6762          13   1  1   135       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-FREAK SHOW 6688              18   3  0   117       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 SOLDIER 2 6675               23  16  1   103       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 OTIS 3 6695                  28   9  1   101       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GNOCCHI 6791                  6   1  1    89       PASTA (616)
 LORINS PELN 6712             15  21  0    86       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 GRUNT 6713                   20  12  1    83       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 ZITI 6814                     6   1  1    36       PASTA (616)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRUNT 10 6818                 3   0  0    26       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803           6   5  0    23       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-THE BELL 6807                 2   0  0    20       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-OTIS 12 6820                  1   0  0    15       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 TAROBINZ MAUR 6844            1   0  0    13       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 BUCCATINI 6819                1   1  0    10       PASTA (616)
-GRUNT 10 6821                 1   0  0     9       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 ELVORN MARSLAN 6817           1   4  0     7       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KORLEEN MAUR 6734      11  8 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    MIKE COLALILLO 6762   600   
LORILLE VOTH 6731      12 11 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    GNOCCHI 6791          601   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mike Colalillo -- That was violence beneath and beyond the call of merely winning the
fight, and it totally unmade my day. -- Ghost of Korleen Maur

Grunt -- So long as you don't do it when rising from the couch.  That's the latest at
our guildhouse:  no grunting when you get up from the couch.  It would help if the
couch stood a little higher off the floor. -- Lorins Peln

Soldier 2 -- Ah, heck, go ahead, bury me in the sand.  See if I care. -- Lorille Voth
P.S.  It's either that, or eat worms, and I don't like worms.

Gnocchi -- A great thought but... (sigh) wheat allergy.  Can't do it. -- Lameridhor
Sko

Ziti -- And that ties up an oh-fer turn for us.  Been that kind of week all around.
-- Elvorn Marslan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAGHETTI devastated LORINS PELN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
GNOCCHI savagely slew LORILLE VOTH in a exciting 1 minute gory Challenge melee.
BUCCATINI won victory over ELVORN MARSLAN in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
OTIS 3 overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLDIER 2 devastated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
GRUNT overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ZITI devastated LAMERIDHOR SKO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TAROBINZ MAUR handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   1 -  1      88  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  14 -  2      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  12 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 601 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SPAGHETTI 6726             11   3  0  146 PASTA (616)
AIMED BLOW       OTIS 3 6695                28   9  1  101 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
SLASHING ATTACK  GNOCCHI 6791                6   1  1   89 PASTA (616)
PARRY-LUNGE      ZITI 6814                   6   1  1   36 PASTA (616)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 2 6675.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GNOCCHI 6791.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPAGHETTI 6726, OTIS 3 
6695, SOLDIER 2 6675, ZITI 6814, TAROBINZ MAUR 6844, LORINS PELN 6712, LORILLE VOTH 
6731, BUCCATINI 6819, GRUNT 6713, and ELVORN MARSLAN 6817.

The least popular fighter this week was LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ELVORN MARSLAN 6817, GRUNT 6713, BUCCATINI 6819, LORILLE VOTH 
6731, LORINS PELN 6712, TAROBINZ MAUR 6844, ZITI 6814, SOLDIER 2 6675, OTIS 3 6695, 
and SPAGHETTI 6726.