DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2008    Duedate: 05/14/2008

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-604

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOLDIER 2
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
(3-6675) [26-16-1,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOLDIER 2                      POSITION IS EMPTY
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)        
(3-6675) [26-16-1,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOLDIER 2                      LAMERIDHOR SKO
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)        GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-6675) [26-16-1,128]         (3-6803) [9-5-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GAMES LIBRARY (340)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD COMPANY (627)           78
2. GREEN WITH ENVY (467)       16      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     12      Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)          0
5. PASTA (616)                  0      BAD COMPANY (627)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BAD COMPANY (627)          4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      11  4 0
 2/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 337 171 18 66.3   2/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   6  0 0
 3/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  212 132 10 61.6   3/ 0*BAD COMPANY (627)         4  1 0
 4- 4 PASTA (616)               34  33  3 50.7   4/ 5 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     3  5 0
 5/ 3 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     32  33  1 49.2   5- 3 PASTA (616)               2  4 0
 6/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      552 816 15 40.4   6/ 4 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)  1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 595): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 478): SAROVOND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 603): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 599): FUZZ BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 598): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 602): DOMINO of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): ERASMUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 594): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 586): MICHAEL JORDAN of CAROLINA BLUE (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 559): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 549): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): SHRUG of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 536): WINKY DINK of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 485): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 232): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 220): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 433): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): HOCKEY of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 477): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 595): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 478): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 603): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 599): REDLEGS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 598): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 602): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 594): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 586): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 559): MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 549): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 246): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 536): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 485): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 232): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 220): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 433): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 197): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 477) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 595): SOUTLANCHOR of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 598): ORVERD QUILL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 600): DIGGER WASP of FLAGG'S CHAMPIONS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 584): NESTOR ORDH of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 585): DINAH MIGHT of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 585): GOLDENBEARD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
               (turn 584): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in OSKSI. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Call it luck at 
the right time or bribes in the right hands, but the new team BAD COMPANY scored a 
4-1-0 record this week.  Hey everybody, watch out for JUDAS, who flew up 20 points in 
the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was KOVARAMANN VOTH, who dropped 10 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BAD COMPANY.  Going for the 
gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was GREEN WITH ENVY's KRONIC 
BLAZE, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by SOLDIER 2.  Can you believe 
they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the OSKSI giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you 
can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one 
already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 2 6675               26  16  1   128       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPAGHETTI 6726               11   3  0   146       PASTA (616)
-MIKE COLALILLO 6762          13   1  1   135       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-FREAK SHOW 6688              18   3  0   117       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 GRUNT 6713                   23  12  1   100       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 OTIS 3 6695                  29  11  1    99       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 KRONIC BLAZE 6423             8   2  0    99       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-GNOCCHI 6791                  7   2  1    98       PASTA (616)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY JANE 5332               11   3  1    78       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
 BUD GREEN 5434                7   6  0    74       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
 LORINS PELN 6712             15  24  0    69       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803           9   5  0    51       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-ZITI 6814                     7   2  1    42       PASTA (616)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 ELVORN MARSLAN 6817           4   4  0    37       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRUNT 10 6818                 3   0  0    26       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 TAROBINZ MAUR 6844            4   0  0    25       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE BELL 6807                 2   0  0    20       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 JUDAS 6841                    1   0  0    20       BAD COMPANY (627)
 SIX GUN SOUND 6843            1   0  0    20       BAD COMPANY (627)
 MISS MISERY 6842              1   0  0    20       BAD COMPANY (627)
 BAD COMPANY 6839              1   0  0    16       BAD COMPANY (627)
-OTIS 12 6820                  1   0  0    15       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-GRUNT 10 6821                 1   0  0     9       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845          2   1  0     7       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-BUCCATINI 6819                1   3  0     6       PASTA (616)
 WISKEY D. WOMAN 6840          0   1  0     2       BAD COMPANY (627)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KORLEEN MAUR 6734      11  8 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    MIKE COLALILLO 6762   600  NONE
LORILLE VOTH 6731      12 11 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    GNOCCHI 6791          601   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ROBERT PLANT 6808       0  3 0 GREEN WITH ENVY 467  SHEWISH GIANT         604  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Buccatini -- I actually saw you in the grocery store two days ago.  I didn't realize
you guys ate. -- Kovaramann Voth

Kronic Blaze -- Must make it hard for your teammates to get any sleep. -- Lorins Peln

Dangerous Criminal?  As if! -- Lameridhor Sko

If that pathetic fool is an example of the "best and noblest" of our city, it's no
wonder we're second-rate these days. -- Elvorn Marslan

Robert Plant -- You remind me of a specimen recently acquired from a seed catalog.
Let's hope you don't meet with the same fate.  It died. -- Tarobinz Maur

Lorins Peln -- Does fate have us destined to meet on the arena sands forever?  Look
at it this way, if we fight enough, the law of averages says you'll eventually beat
me one day.  I don't see it, but it could happen. -- KB

Ziti -- What kind of sauce was that?  It's quite tasty. -- Mary Jane

Rollup Gods -- I am missing a warrior.  Don't know what happened to the last recruit
but at roll call I only have 4 warriors.  The requirement to consume mass amounts of
beer and tequilla might have frightend him off.  So can you find me a worthy drinking
buddy?  Thx. -- Misfit

Grunt --  That's going to leave me with a limp.  Thanx alot. -- Bud Green

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBERT PLANT was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SOLDIER 2 bested KRONIC BLAZE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
OTIS 3 was demolished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
GRUNT bested BUD GREEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
LORINS PELN was bested by MARY JANE in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
LAMERIDHOR SKO savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
ELVORN MARSLAN overcame FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute fight.
TAROBINZ MAUR overcame WISKEY D. WOMAN in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
KOVARAMANN VOTH was viciously subdued by BAD COMPANY in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
JUDAS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
MISS MISERY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SIX GUN SOUND demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -   7 -  2      77  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 604 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER 2 6675             26  16  1  128 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
AIMED BLOW       GRUNT 6713                 23  12  1  100 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
TOTAL PARRY      MARY JANE 5332             11   3  1   78 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
PARRY-LUNGE      BUD GREEN 5434              7   6  0   74 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
WALL OF STEEL    LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803         9   5  0   51 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 2 6675.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803.  The ten other most popular fighters were KRONIC BLAZE 6423, 
SOLDIER 2 6675, GRUNT 6713, LORINS PELN 6712, MARY JANE 5332, TAROBINZ MAUR 6844, BAD 
COMPANY 6839, JUDAS 6841, MISS MISERY 6842, and SIX GUN SOUND 6843.

The least popular fighter this week was ROBERT PLANT 6808.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845, WISKEY D. WOMAN 6840, ELVORN MARSLAN 
6817, BUD GREEN 5434, OTIS 3 6695, SIX GUN SOUND 6843, MISS MISERY 6842, JUDAS 6841, 
BAD COMPANY 6839, and TAROBINZ MAUR 6844.