DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/15/2008    Duedate: 05/28/2008

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-605

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOLDIER 2
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
(3-6675) [27-16-1,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOLDIER 2                      BAD COMPANY
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)        BAD COMPANY (627)
(3-6675) [27-16-1,142]         (3-6839) [2-0-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOLDIER 2                      SOLDIER 2
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)        OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
(3-6675) [27-16-1,142]         (3-6675) [27-16-1,142]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GAMES LIBRARY (340)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GREEN WITH ENVY (467)       63
2. SORCERY COVENANT (52)       45      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. BAD COMPANY (627)           32      Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         22
5. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)     1      BAD COMPANY (627)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BAD COMPANY (627)          8   2  0 80.0   1/ 1 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 337 172 18 66.2   2/ 3*BAD COMPANY (627)         8  2 0
 3/ 3 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  213 133 10 61.6   3/ 4 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     6  7 0
 4/ 0 SORCERY COVENANT (52)    521 455 18 53.4   4/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)   5  1 0
 5/ 4 PASTA (616)               35  35  3 50.0   5/ 6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)  1  2 0
 6/ 5 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     35  35  1 50.0   6/ 5 PASTA (616)               1  5 0
 7/ 6 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      554 819 15 40.3   7/ 0 SORCERY COVENANT (52)     0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Practice pays for MARY JANE, who pummelled GRUNT, to pocket 22 points.  
GRUNT certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to MARY JANE and 
losing 14 points in the process!  SOLDIER 2 found out being OSKSI's Duelmaster isn't 
all nuts and berries, receiving 2 challenges!  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster 
were disappointed by SPAGHETTI, of PASTA, who despite a 11-4-0 couldn't overcome 
OSKSI's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and 
ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in FRAT 
PARTY BLOWOUT are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of PASTA, so did that sorry team shy 
from FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT  
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Oh hard!  that 
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in OSKSI is the highlight of my life.  My fingers tire 
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for OSKSI?  On 
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOLDIER 2 6675               27  16  1   142       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIKE COLALILLO 6762          13   1  1   135       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 KRONIC BLAZE 6423             9   2  0   118       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-FREAK SHOW 6688              18   3  0   117       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 OTIS 3 6695                  29  12  1   100       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 MARY JANE 5332               12   3  1   100       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-GNOCCHI 6791                  7   2  1    98       PASTA (616)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 SPAGHETTI 6726               11   4  0    93       PASTA (616)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUNT 6713                   23  13  1    86       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 BUD GREEN 5434                8   6  0    83       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
 LORINS PELN 6712             15  25  0    70       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803          10   5  0    57       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZITI 6814                     7   2  1    42       PASTA (616)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 TAROBINZ MAUR 6844            5   0  0    41       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 ELVORN MARSLAN 6817           4   5  0    35       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAD COMPANY 6839              2   0  0    28       BAD COMPANY (627)
-GRUNT 10 6818                 3   0  0    26       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 JUDAS 6841                    2   0  0    26       BAD COMPANY (627)
 SIX GUN SOUND 6843            2   0  0    25       BAD COMPANY (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WISKEY D. WOMAN 6840          1   1  0    21       BAD COMPANY (627)
-THE BELL 6807                 2   0  0    20       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-OTIS 12 6820                  1   0  0    15       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 RONAR SLEEN 6769              0   1  0    15       SORCERY COVENANT (52)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 MISS MISERY 6842              1   1  0    10       BAD COMPANY (627)
 LASAGNA 6828                  1   0  0    10       PASTA (616)
-GRUNT 10 6821                 1   0  0     9       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845          2   2  0     8       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LORILLE VOTH 6731      12 11 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340    GNOCCHI 6791          601  NOT REVENGED
STRESS 6848             0  1 0 GREEN WITH ENVY 467  DARK CHAMPION         605  NONE
SWAG 6847               0  1 0 GREEN WITH ENVY 467  SPYMASTER             605  NONE
BUCCATINI 6819          1  4 0 PASTA 616            BANDIT PRINCE         605  NONE
GHRON KELL 6773         0  1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52  DARK CHAMPION         605  NONE
RIHON KAZZ 6771         1  1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52  BLACK ORC             605  NONE
THARN JAXE 6772         0  1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52  DARK CHAMPION         605  NONE
VETERAN THIEF 6849      0  1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52  HIGH ELF              605  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mary Jane -- I don't see how anyone can envy you those shoes.  They look to me like
they'd pinch horribly.  And it would be too difficult to maintain that mirror-polish.
-- Lorins Peln

If this is a measure of the guards available here in Osksi, we're in trouble. --
Lameridhor Sko

The Fratsfa Slaves we get these days are pathetic. -- Elvorn Marslan
P.S.  Maybe we should go sweep up a new breeding pool.

Wiskey D. Woman -- You may be "bad comppany" in some situations, but in private
you're a lot of fun. -- Tarobinz Maur

Bad Company -- Huh, you, at least, are well-named. -- Kovaramann Voth
P.S.  And red-headed besides.  We're all doomed.

Kronic Blaze -- I'm not sure that's in my contract. -- Lorins Peln

I was going to spare Robert Plant, but then I realized that he wasn't the same as BUD
Plant, so... what the heck.  Who needs him? -- Shewish Giant, not a "soft" Shew

Otis 3 -- You need more work on your left-foot positions, grasshopper. -- Flying
Fingers of Steel #1

Lameridhor Sko -- This job begins to look not so cushy.  Maybe I'll take early
retirement. -- Guard Du Jour

Elvorn Marslan -- Listen, it was a bum rap!  I mean, I'm not Fratsfan, and I
shouldn't be a slave.  Help me escape! -- Fratsfa
Slave from Lot #72

Judas -- You have it in for me, don't you?  Just because YOU miscounted your silver.
When you signed the receipt, listen, you were STUCK with it. -- Embezzler #1

Miss Misery -- It's just too sad.  I was crying the whole time. -- Embezzler #2

Six Gun Sound -- Bully. -- Embezzler #103

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUCCATINI was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIHON KAZZ was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
THARN JAXE was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SWAG was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
GHRON KELL was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
STRESS was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
VETERAN THIEF was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
SOLDIER 2 devastated SPAGHETTI in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
GRUNT was overcome by MARY JANE in a 2 minute melee.
OTIS 3 was vanquished by KRONIC BLAZE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUD GREEN overpowered LORINS PELN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LAMERIDHOR SKO overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELVORN MARSLAN was overcome by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute bout.
TAROBINZ MAUR demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BAD COMPANY handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WISKEY D. WOMAN demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JUDAS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MISS MISERY was vanquished by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SIX GUN SOUND handily defeated RONAR SLEEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KOVARAMANN VOTH was bested by LASAGNA in a 1 minute novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -   7 -  2      76  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 605 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SOLDIER 2 6675             27  16  1  142 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
AIMED BLOW       OTIS 3 6695                29  12  1  100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TOTAL PARRY      MARY JANE 5332             12   3  1  100 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
PARRY-LUNGE      BUD GREEN 5434              8   6  0   83 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
WALL OF STEEL    LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803        10   5  0   57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 2 6675.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SOLDIER 2 6675.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRUNT 6713, MARY JANE 
5332, KRONIC BLAZE 6423, BUD GREEN 5434, BAD COMPANY 6839, WISKEY D. WOMAN 6840, MISS 
MISERY 6842, LASAGNA 6828, BUCCATINI 6819, and RIHON KAZZ 6771.

The least popular fighter this week was RONAR SLEEN 6769.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LORINS PELN 6712, OTIS 3 6695, SPAGHETTI 6726, VETERAN THIEF 
6849, STRESS 6848, SWAG 6847, KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845, SIX GUN SOUND 6843, JUDAS 6841, 
and TAROBINZ MAUR 6844.