DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/15/2008 Duedate: 05/28/2008
OSKSI ARENA
DM-3 TURN-605
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SOLDIER 2
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
(3-6675) [27-16-1,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SOLDIER 2 BAD COMPANY
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) BAD COMPANY (627)
(3-6675) [27-16-1,142] (3-6839) [2-0-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SOLDIER 2 SOLDIER 2
OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
(3-6675) [27-16-1,142] (3-6675) [27-16-1,142]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GAMES LIBRARY (340)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GREEN WITH ENVY (467) 63
2. SORCERY COVENANT (52) 45 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. BAD COMPANY (627) 32 Unchartered Team
4. GAMES LIBRARY (340) 22
5. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 1 BAD COMPANY (627)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BAD COMPANY (627) 8 2 0 80.0 1/ 1 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 9 6 0
2/ 2 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 337 172 18 66.2 2/ 3*BAD COMPANY (627) 8 2 0
3/ 3 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 213 133 10 61.6 3/ 4 GREEN WITH ENVY (467) 6 7 0
4/ 0 SORCERY COVENANT (52) 521 455 18 53.4 4/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563) 5 1 0
5/ 4 PASTA (616) 35 35 3 50.0 5/ 6 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 1 2 0
6/ 5 GREEN WITH ENVY (467) 35 35 1 50.0 6/ 5 PASTA (616) 1 5 0
7/ 6 GAMES LIBRARY (340) 554 819 15 40.3 7/ 0 SORCERY COVENANT (52) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for MARY JANE, who pummelled GRUNT, to pocket 22 points.
GRUNT certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to MARY JANE and
losing 14 points in the process! SOLDIER 2 found out being OSKSI's Duelmaster isn't
all nuts and berries, receiving 2 challenges! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster
were disappointed by SPAGHETTI, of PASTA, who despite a 11-4-0 couldn't overcome
OSKSI's Number 1. So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and
ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in FRAT
PARTY BLOWOUT are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of PASTA, so did that sorry team shy
from FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Oh hard! that
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in OSKSI is the highlight of my life. My fingers tire
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for OSKSI? On
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLDIER 2 6675 27 16 1 142 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MIKE COLALILLO 6762 13 1 1 135 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
KRONIC BLAZE 6423 9 2 0 118 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-FREAK SHOW 6688 18 3 0 117 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
OTIS 3 6695 29 12 1 100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
MARY JANE 5332 12 3 1 100 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
-GNOCCHI 6791 7 2 1 98 PASTA (616)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216 19 22 0 97 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
SPAGHETTI 6726 11 4 0 93 PASTA (616)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRUNT 6713 23 13 1 86 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
BUD GREEN 5434 8 6 0 83 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
LORINS PELN 6712 15 25 0 70 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803 10 5 0 57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZITI 6814 7 2 1 42 PASTA (616)
-DIANE MACK 6435 5 5 0 42 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
TAROBINZ MAUR 6844 5 0 0 41 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
ELVORN MARSLAN 6817 4 5 0 35 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391 6 9 0 34 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAD COMPANY 6839 2 0 0 28 BAD COMPANY (627)
-GRUNT 10 6818 3 0 0 26 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
JUDAS 6841 2 0 0 26 BAD COMPANY (627)
SIX GUN SOUND 6843 2 0 0 25 BAD COMPANY (627)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WISKEY D. WOMAN 6840 1 1 0 21 BAD COMPANY (627)
-THE BELL 6807 2 0 0 20 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
-OTIS 12 6820 1 0 0 15 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
RONAR SLEEN 6769 0 1 0 15 SORCERY COVENANT (52)
-RAY MORAN 6436 1 9 0 13 AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
MISS MISERY 6842 1 1 0 10 BAD COMPANY (627)
LASAGNA 6828 1 0 0 10 PASTA (616)
-GRUNT 10 6821 1 0 0 9 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845 2 2 0 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LORILLE VOTH 6731 12 11 0 GAMES LIBRARY 340 GNOCCHI 6791 601 NOT REVENGED
STRESS 6848 0 1 0 GREEN WITH ENVY 467 DARK CHAMPION 605 NONE
SWAG 6847 0 1 0 GREEN WITH ENVY 467 SPYMASTER 605 NONE
BUCCATINI 6819 1 4 0 PASTA 616 BANDIT PRINCE 605 NONE
GHRON KELL 6773 0 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 DARK CHAMPION 605 NONE
RIHON KAZZ 6771 1 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 BLACK ORC 605 NONE
THARN JAXE 6772 0 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 DARK CHAMPION 605 NONE
VETERAN THIEF 6849 0 1 0 SORCERY COVENANT 52 HIGH ELF 605 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Mary Jane -- I don't see how anyone can envy you those shoes. They look to me like
they'd pinch horribly. And it would be too difficult to maintain that mirror-polish.
-- Lorins Peln
If this is a measure of the guards available here in Osksi, we're in trouble. --
Lameridhor Sko
The Fratsfa Slaves we get these days are pathetic. -- Elvorn Marslan
P.S. Maybe we should go sweep up a new breeding pool.
Wiskey D. Woman -- You may be "bad comppany" in some situations, but in private
you're a lot of fun. -- Tarobinz Maur
Bad Company -- Huh, you, at least, are well-named. -- Kovaramann Voth
P.S. And red-headed besides. We're all doomed.
Kronic Blaze -- I'm not sure that's in my contract. -- Lorins Peln
I was going to spare Robert Plant, but then I realized that he wasn't the same as BUD
Plant, so... what the heck. Who needs him? -- Shewish Giant, not a "soft" Shew
Otis 3 -- You need more work on your left-foot positions, grasshopper. -- Flying
Fingers of Steel #1
Lameridhor Sko -- This job begins to look not so cushy. Maybe I'll take early
retirement. -- Guard Du Jour
Elvorn Marslan -- Listen, it was a bum rap! I mean, I'm not Fratsfan, and I
shouldn't be a slave. Help me escape! -- Fratsfa
Slave from Lot #72
Judas -- You have it in for me, don't you? Just because YOU miscounted your silver.
When you signed the receipt, listen, you were STUCK with it. -- Embezzler #1
Miss Misery -- It's just too sad. I was crying the whole time. -- Embezzler #2
Six Gun Sound -- Bully. -- Embezzler #103
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUCCATINI was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIHON KAZZ was viciously butchered by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
THARN JAXE was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SWAG was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
GHRON KELL was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
STRESS was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
VETERAN THIEF was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
SOLDIER 2 devastated SPAGHETTI in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
GRUNT was overcome by MARY JANE in a 2 minute melee.
OTIS 3 was vanquished by KRONIC BLAZE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BUD GREEN overpowered LORINS PELN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LAMERIDHOR SKO overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ELVORN MARSLAN was overcome by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute bout.
TAROBINZ MAUR demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BAD COMPANY handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WISKEY D. WOMAN demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JUDAS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MISS MISERY was vanquished by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SIX GUN SOUND handily defeated RONAR SLEEN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KOVARAMANN VOTH was bested by LASAGNA in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 7 - 2 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 13 - 0 43 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 605 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK SOLDIER 2 6675 27 16 1 142 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
AIMED BLOW OTIS 3 6695 29 12 1 100 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TOTAL PARRY MARY JANE 5332 12 3 1 100 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
PARRY-LUNGE BUD GREEN 5434 8 6 0 83 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
WALL OF STEEL LAMERIDHOR SKO 6803 10 5 0 57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SOLDIER 2 6675. The most popular warrior this turn
was SOLDIER 2 6675. The ten other most popular fighters were GRUNT 6713, MARY JANE
5332, KRONIC BLAZE 6423, BUD GREEN 5434, BAD COMPANY 6839, WISKEY D. WOMAN 6840, MISS
MISERY 6842, LASAGNA 6828, BUCCATINI 6819, and RIHON KAZZ 6771.
The least popular fighter this week was RONAR SLEEN 6769. The other ten least
popular fighters were LORINS PELN 6712, OTIS 3 6695, SPAGHETTI 6726, VETERAN THIEF
6849, STRESS 6848, SWAG 6847, KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845, SIX GUN SOUND 6843, JUDAS 6841,
and TAROBINZ MAUR 6844.