DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/27/2008    Duedate: 12/10/2008

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-619

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RIGATONI
PASTA (616)
(3-6860) [6-0-1,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RIGATONI                       COLT 45
PASTA (616)                    23RD & WESTON (582)
(3-6860) [6-0-1,82]            (3-6846) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOVARAMANN VOTH                RIGATONI
GAMES LIBRARY (340)            PASTA (616)
(3-6845) [11-7-0,53]           (3-6860) [6-0-1,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PASTA (616)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         26
2. PASTA (616)                 25      PASTA (616)
3. 23RD & WESTON (582)         15      Unchartered Team
4. GREEN WITH ENVY (467)        0
5. EVIL DUDES (554)             0      23RD & WESTON (582)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*23RD & WESTON (582)        7   0  0  100   1- 1 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     6  4 0
 2/ 1 PASTA (616)               49  43  5 53.3   2/ 3 PASTA (616)               5  1 0
 3- 2 GREEN WITH ENVY (467)     62  62  4 50.0   3/ 2 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       5 10 0
 4- 3*EVIL DUDES (554)           6   6  0 50.0   4/ 0*23RD & WESTON (582)       1  0 0
 5/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      588 855 16 40.7   5- 5*EVIL DUDES (554)          1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 610): TONY STRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 493): HAROLUE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 618): THE CHIROPRACTOR of EVIL DUDES (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 613): SLINKY of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 616): MISS AN THROPE of STREET URCHINS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 615): PENSACOLITA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 601): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 600): ASSASSIN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 572): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 564): POULAN of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 253): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 548): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 499): COLOROUTOFSPACE of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 240): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 448): INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 204): DRUWEZ of GLACIATION GUILD II (Sir Chester, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 492): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 610): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 493): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 618): GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 610): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 613): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 616): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 615): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 601): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 600): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 572): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 564): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr,(
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 253): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 548): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 499): DARK HORSEMEN (Jojra, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 240): UNDESIRABLE'S (Slinky, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 448): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 204): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 492) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 617): KRONIC BLAZE of GREEN WITH ENVY (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 614): CHIOS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
                           VEGAS, BABY! Of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 609): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 601): FROO-FROO of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                (turn 600): TOE PUPPET of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 600): ASSASSIN of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
                           KEROUAC of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 252): MORI NEB of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 228): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 447): WOLF RIDER of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
OSKSI brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, GREEN WITH ENVY, since 
PASTA took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see COLT 45 win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, FARFALE beat MELANDON SORN and MELANDON SORN lost 2 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, THE CHIROPRACTOR has lost 
the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the 
old, in with the new, as RIGATONI takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the 
old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in OSKSI to get a drink than The Elefont!  Any 
suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of OSKSI.  I 
feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- 
Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RIGATONI 6860                 6   0  1    82       PASTA (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE CHIROPRACTOR 6088         6   1  0   101       EVIL DUDES (554)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUD GREEN 5434               12  13  0    73       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAROBINZ MAUR 6844           14   5  0    57       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-SATIVA 6854                   8   3  1    57       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845         11   7  0    53       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 LASAGNA 6828                  5   0  0    48       PASTA (616)
 ELVORN MARSLAN 6817          10  13  1    44       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARFALE 6871                  2   1  0    21       PASTA (616)
-IHITTERQUITTER 6896           2   0  0    19       GREEN WITH ENVY (467)
 VANDELSHIMHAN TIRU 6897       1   2  0    16       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 COLT 45 6846                  1   0  0    15       23RD & WESTON (582)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 MELANDON SORN 6880            2   4  0    10       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 GNOCCHI 6898                  1   1  0     4       PASTA (616)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whoa!  No newsletter with our fights.  Hmm, the ligntning pigeon version... okay.
Nothing we need to reply to there.  So, on to the fights of the day:

Rigatoni -- Urg.  Pasta always makes me feel like I've eaten too much.  Ack.  And
then my scale, the traitor, agrees with me, which is even worse. -- Tarobinz Maur

Aaaaah....  The Dangerous Criminal.  Why is he allowed to exist? -- Kovaramann Voth

Sativa -- You only won because I was coughing and dizzy. -- Elvorn Marslan

Ihitterquitter -- What?  That is totally confusing. -- Melandon Sorn

Gnocchi -- Oh, gods, more pasta.  I can't eat all that.  It'll make me sick. --
Vandelshimhan Tiru

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RIGATONI viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute Title fight.
KOVARAMANN VOTH subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal melee.
ELVORN MARSLAN was savagely defeated by LASAGNA in a 2 minute bloody duel.
TAROBINZ MAUR devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FARFALE demolished MELANDON SORN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GNOCCHI was vanquished by COLT 45 in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
VANDELSHIMHAN TIRU devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   6 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 619 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   RIGATONI 6860               6   0  1   82 PASTA (616)
WALL OF STEEL    TAROBINZ MAUR 6844         14   5  0   57 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
BASHING ATTACK   KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845       11   7  0   53 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RIGATONI 6860.  The ten other most popular fighters were LASAGNA 6828, 
KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845, TAROBINZ MAUR 6844, COLT 45 6846, FARFALE 6871, VANDELSHIMHAN 
TIRU 6897, ELVORN MARSLAN 6817, MELANDON SORN 6880, GNOCCHI 6898, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was GNOCCHI 6898.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MELANDON SORN 6880, ELVORN MARSLAN 6817, VANDELSHIMHAN TIRU 6897, 
FARFALE 6871, COLT 45 6846, TAROBINZ MAUR 6844, KOVARAMANN VOTH 6845, LASAGNA 6828, 
RIGATONI 6860, and  0.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIG BROTHER 5568 (85-93-1)             8  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
NEOPHYTE 5573 (89-58-0)                5  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
AUDIE MURPHY 6160 (115-56-2)           0  5  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BAEL 1384 (69-65-1)                    1  3  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
WIRLITZ 4861 (40-25-1)                 1  3  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
ALVIN YORK 6156 (98-72-0)              0  2  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 (50-31-1)        0  2  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
GARGANTUA 647 (70-59-1)                0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
SPECTER 736 (73-68-1)                  0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT     

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NOTTHUR 4740 (38-18-1)                 4  3  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
ARTHUR DEFRANZO 6646 (36-22-0)         3  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
CARPET BURN 5698 (69-70-0)             2  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 (57-29-0)            0  2  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
GITHZERAI 2866 (40-34-0)               0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT     

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ULDI SHOON 4951 (15-7-1)               5  3  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
HAPPY APPLE 6492 (28-12-3)             3  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
DORIE MILLER 6683 (31-24-1)            2  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE CHIROPRACTOR 6088 (5-1-0)          2  3  0         EVIL DUDES           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RONAR SLEEN 6769 (2-1-0)               3  3  0  DEAD   SORCERY COVENANT     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FARFALE 6871 (1-1-0)                   7  3  0         PASTA                
RIGATONI 6860 (4-0-1)                  3  3  0         PASTA                

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOSTACIOLLI 6878 (0-0-0)               6  3  1  DEAD   PASTA                
MANICOTTI 6879 (0-0-0)                 4  3  1         PASTA                

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOHN BURKETT 3749 (7-8-0)              2  3  0         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES   
PLATELET 6159 (13-5-0)                 2  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
LURCH 3337 (16-17-0)                   1  3  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
CIRBANE 3841 (12-6-1)                  0  1  0  DEAD   SORCERY COVENANT     

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPAGHETTI 6726 (11-5-0)                2  3  0         PASTA                

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAUDUN 4155 (0-3-0)                    0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
PHANTOM II 3338 (2-2-0)                0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT