DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/15/2010    Duedate: 04/28/2010

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-653

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VIRTUAL REALITY
STATE OF MIND (245)
(3-6958) [11-4-3,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VIRTUAL REALITY                POSITION IS EMPTY
STATE OF MIND (245)            
(3-6958) [11-4-3,105]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TV DINNER                      THE VOICE INSIDE
GENERATION X (416)             STATE OF MIND (245)
(3-4910) [17-24-6,81]          (3-6974) [7-4-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ASTRAL KIN (230)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GENERATION X (416)          32
2. ASTRAL KIN (230)            27      IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
3. STATE OF MIND (245)         11      Unchartered Team
4. IRATE FORMATIONS (633)       2
5. GAMES LIBRARY (340)          2      TOOL BOX (532)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)    56  11  2 83.6   1/ 3 ASTRAL KIN (230)         10  5 2
 2- 2 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    27  22  2 55.1   2/ 2 STATE OF MIND (245)       9  6 0
 3- 3 PASTA (616)               81  70  7 53.6   3/ 1 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)    7  1 0
 4/ 4 ASTRAL KIN (230)         305 285 26 51.7   4/ 4 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       6  8 0
 5/ 5 GENERATION X (416)       128 133 15 49.0   5/ 5 GENERATION X (416)        4  8 0
 6/ 6 STATE OF MIND (245)       95 106  8 47.3   6- 6 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    2  3 0
 7/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      669 941 19 41.6   7- 7 PASTA (616)               0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 651): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 635): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 637): BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 636): GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLDFISHFINGER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 651): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 565): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 637): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 636): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): LHC (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 528): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 650): SALTILLA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 636): ADAM of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 534): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for OSKSI.  Too bad, IRATE FORMATIONS, but 
ASTRAL KIN was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for NOPEY?  ASTRAL KIN's proud 
of him after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  FUNNY FARM FIEND got smashed by COFFEE HOUSE POET, and lost 15 points!  
What a putz!  FURIOUS GORGE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and 
loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in VIRTUAL 
REALITY's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CADILLAC DUNDEE fit to be 
tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said OSKSI's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Elefont?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of DREAMS OF KADATH must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  I don't know what STATE OF MIND's been doing.  
They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from DREAMS OF KADATH, that's fer 
sher.  Like, is STONED IMMACULATE popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of OSKSI!  He's got a 6-5-0, is that good?  People were asking me did SUNSPOT 
REALLY challenge STONED IMMACULATE?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded 
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but STONED IMMACULATE wants me to 
write about it since he bested SUNSPOT.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  PASTA figured it was better to let TV DINNER kill ZITI unpunished, and 
not worry about getting nailed again!  STONED IMMACULATE bloodfeuded (is that a 
word?) SUNSPOT for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIRTUAL REALITY 6958         11   4  3   105       STATE OF MIND (245)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FARFALE 6871                 16   1  0   191       PASTA (616)
-FURIOUS GORGE 6923           13   4  0   117       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PERFECT DRUG 6943             8   0  0    88       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
 CADILLAC DUNDEE 6956         13   2  1    86       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
-WHIRLING INSELBERG 6924       6   0  0    86       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
 BOB THE INHALER 6928         16   2  1    84       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
 TV DINNER 4910               17  24  6    81       GENERATION X (416)
 VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231         13   6  2    76       ASTRAL KIN (230)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE VOICE INSIDE 6974         7   4  0    66       STATE OF MIND (245)
-SHUB NIGGUARTH 6952           8   2  1    64       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987        5   4  0    49       GENERATION X (416)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 PLASMA GIRL 6996              4   3  0    38       ASTRAL KIN (230)
-ZOMBIE BAIT 6964              5   2  0    37       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 KAREOKE KILLER 6972           6   5  1    36       GENERATION X (416)
 STONED IMMACULATE 6975        6   5  0    35       STATE OF MIND (245)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKAEVOLOVIAN KOR 6970         5   7  0    33       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-GEMELLI 6926                  4   2  0    30       PASTA (616)
 FUNNY FARM FIEND 6985         4   5  1    28       STATE OF MIND (245)
-CTHYLLA 6953                  5   5  0    27       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRETTY HATE MACHINE 7021      2   0  0    26       STATE OF MIND (245)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989          5   3  0    23       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-MEGA PIXEL 6995               4   0  0    22       GENERATION X (416)
 NOPEY 7022                    1   0  0    20       ASTRAL KIN (230)
 SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977        3   7  0    16       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 COSMIC JOKE 7014              2   2  0    16       ASTRAL KIN (230)
 SUNSPOT 7011                  2   3  1    14       ASTRAL KIN (230)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 MENOLDRIN SKO 7009            3   3  0    12       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-ELBOWS 6979                   2   2  0     8       PASTA (616)
-RIGATONI 6976                 1   3  1     7       PASTA (616)
-IZ'CH 7010                    1   2  0     5       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
INSTANT ACCESS 6971     6  4 0 GENERATION X 416     VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231  652   
NOOGY 7023              0  1 0 GENERATION X 416     BANDIT PRINCE         653  NONE
ZITI 6907               6  2 0 PASTA 616            TV DINNER 4910        649  NOT REVENGED
HELTER SKELTER 7012     0  3 0 STATE OF MIND 245    SUNSPOT 7011          651  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Shub -- Down challenging a few points these days, are we?  (smirk) -- Funny Farm
Fiend

Zombie Bait -- Nice try, my young undead friend.  Something tells me you weren't up
for the challenge! -- The Voice Inside

Kareoke Killer -- Sing me a song, you're the Kareoke man... sing us a song
tonight....  Oh, and pass the chips, will ya? -- Stoned Immaculate

TV Dinner -- I'm glad you lived to microwave another day....  I don't want your blood
on my hands. -- Virtual Reality

     You should wear plastic gloves.

Arcane Kid -- That forum post was mine.... there are seven active teams in this arena
last I counted.  Granted, one does not necessarily play a full roster of five each
turn, but in this day and age.... does anyone?  Tournament timing is the raves of
this millenia....  Regardless, no need for harsh words in the forums towards said
comment.  Let the actions of the warriors on the sands.  Until then.... -- Marma Duke

Sunspot -- Time to atone for Helter Skelter.. it will be one and done. -- Your soon
to be bloodfued

Skaevolovian Kor -- I think I might finally be onto something here!  Hope that next
turn bears my theory out. -- Coffee House Poet

Virtual Reality -- Can you fight someone else for a change!  I'm really getting sick
of you.  Hope my bloodfued goes through next turn so I can see another face on the
sands! -- TV Dinner

Vector Unstable -- Didn't expect that!  Thanks a lot... now my only access is to the
underworld!  Hopefully my brother in arms can avenge me! -- Ghost of Instant Access

Stoned Immaculate -- Didn't anybody ever teach you to just say NO?  Get high on
life... or kareoke!  I guess I am just going to have to show you the hard way one of
these days. -- Kareoke Killer

Furious Gorge -- Well, nobody could expect me to deal with a crumdgeonly canyon, so
I'm in the clear on this. -- Kovaramann Voth

Coffee House Poet -- My teammate should never have suggested green tea to you.  It
makes you too much... something. -- Skaevolovian Kor

Cthylla -- Sorry, but I've got a "thing" about tentacles.  I just can't cope. --
Saldorinivan Kiro
P.S.  And I never dream of Kadath.

You'd think we could get a more impressive class of Osksi Nobles here, wouldn't you?
-- Falrondial Voth

Plasma Girl -- Damn, you fried my brain on that one. -- Menoldrin Sko

Cosmic Joke -- Like I care which of us got him first?  Just so we both got him.
Begging should be stamped out.  Everybody works. -- Saldorinivan Kiro

Arcane Kid -- Depends on what you're looking for in an arena.  Osksi's up with the
best in newsletters. -- Jorja

Stoned Immaculate -- Probably a meteorite. -- Skaevolovian Kor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOOGY was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TV DINNER was unbelievably bested by VECTOR UNSTABLE in a 2 minute Bloodfeud battle.
COFFEE HOUSE POET demolished FUNNY FARM FIEND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KAREOKE KILLER viciously subdued FALRONDIAL VOTH in a 1 minute gory Challenge contest.
SUNSPOT was defeated by STONED IMMACULATE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
VIRTUAL REALITY viciously subdued CADILLAC DUNDEE in a 1 minute Title fight.
BOB THE INHALER bested THE VOICE INSIDE in a popular 2 minute competition.
PLASMA GIRL handily defeated MENOLDRIN SKO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
COSMIC JOKE was vanquished by SKAEVOLOVIAN KOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SALDORINIVAN KIRO was vanquished by PRETTY HATE MACHINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOPEY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        24 -  11 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  12 -  2      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  25 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  36 -  3      32  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   VIRTUAL REALITY 6958       11   4  3  105 STATE OF MIND (245)
AIMED BLOW       CADILLAC DUNDEE 6956       13   2  1   86 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
WALL OF STEEL    VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231       13   6  2   76 ASTRAL KIN (230)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE VOICE INSIDE 6974       7   4  0   66 STATE OF MIND (245)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987      5   4  0   49 GENERATION X (416)
PARRY-LUNGE      KAREOKE KILLER 6972         6   5  1   36 GENERATION X (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TV DINNER 4910.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE VOICE INSIDE 6974.  The ten other most popular fighters were VIRTUAL REALITY 
6958, TV DINNER 4910, KAREOKE KILLER 6972, SKAEVOLOVIAN KOR 6970, VECTOR UNSTABLE 
6231, COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987, SUNSPOT 7011, STONED IMMACULATE 6975, BOB THE INHALER 
6928, and PRETTY HATE MACHINE 7021.

The least popular fighter this week was SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COSMIC JOKE 7014, MENOLDRIN SKO 7009, FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989, 
PLASMA GIRL 6996, CADILLAC DUNDEE 6956, FUNNY FARM FIEND 6985, NOOGY 7023, NOPEY 
7022, PRETTY HATE MACHINE 7021, and BOB THE INHALER 6928.