Date   : 05/13/2010    Duedate: 05/26/2010


DM-3    TURN-655

This Weeks Top Honors


(3-6923) [15-4-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRATE FORMATIONS (633)         
(3-6923) [15-4-0,127]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TV DINNER                      SHUB NIGGUARTH
GENERATION X (416)             DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
(3-4910) [17-26-6,83]          (3-6952) [10-2-1,98]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GENERATION X (416)          36
2. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         23      IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
3. CONQUEST (553)              16      Unchartered Team
4. ASTRAL KIN (230)            15
5. IRATE FORMATIONS (633)      15      CONQUEST (553)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)    58  15  2 79.5   1/ 1 STATE OF MIND (245)       9  6 0
 2/ 3 PASTA (616)               86  73  7 54.1   2/ 3 GENERATION X (416)        8  6 0
 3/ 2 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    31  27  2 53.4   3/ 2 ASTRAL KIN (230)          7  8 1
 4/ 4 ASTRAL KIN (230)         309 291 27 51.5   4/ 6 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       6  8 0
 5/ 5 GENERATION X (416)       134 137 15 49.4   5/ 7 PASTA (616)               5  3 0
 6/ 6 STATE OF MIND (245)      101 110  8 47.9   6/ 5 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    4  5 0
 7/ 7 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      674 946 19 41.6   7/ 4 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)    3  5 0
 8/ 0*CONQUEST (553)             0   2  0  0.0   8/ 0*CONQUEST (553)            0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT


     The room was fairly large for a sleeping chamber, but the massive, ornately
carved bed frame and headboard easily took up half its space.  Gracefully curled rods
of iron, shaped like strands of woven leaves, supported a vast, rectangular slab of
polished marble. Two wide, thickly padded chairs, their glossy wooden shapes likewise
broad and intricately carved, stood at either end of the table.  This took up most of
the rest of the chamber.  Modest light cast from a small hoard of red coals feebly
reached into the room, barely outlining the furniture.  The shadows were thickened by
the moist heat of the eucalyptus vapors that spurted out of a small copper caldron
nestled amongst the coals.
     Suddenly, a brilliant blue-white flame sprang into the middle of the room!  The
shadows disintegrated; the carven figures and ancient, forgotten glyphs leapt from
the bed and chairs and stood starkly in the light.  A horrifically shrill keening
rose and slowly died away.  A swaddling mass of pelts and blankets, forming a huge
lump in the middle of the bed, let out a muffled groan which quickly choked itself
into a lengthy coughing spasm.  The light died quickly.  The shadows reformed and
blotted out the contents of the room once more.
     The Arcane Kid stepped lightly to the fireplace and clucked to himself.  He
pulled aside the heavy iron grating and used a short sword, lying nearby, to lift the
cauldron by its handle and move it to the tiled lip of the hearth.  Humming an off-
world ballad of forgotten origin, Arcane briefly fumbled amongst the clutter to the
left of the fireplace, then began industriously heaping a small pile of split logs,
the length of his forearm, onto the coals.  Satisfied, he replaced the iron screen
and sat in the chair closest to the bed.
     "Havoc!  Havoc, I know you're awake.  Havoc!"
     "Water," croaked a thick voice.
     "Yes, of course."  Arcane sat up and noted an oval silver tray on the far end of
the marble table.  There were three large silver pitchers and two tall pewter mugs.
The Kid sniffed disdainfully into the mugs, and poured the contents of one into its
mate.  He sniffed the pitchers too, and winced.  The final pitcher held water; Arcane
rinsed the first mug briefly, sloshing the murky water around and around before
dumping it into one of the other pitchers.  Then he refilled the mug with water and
carried it to the bed.
     "It's not exactly spring-fresh, but it's the best I can do at the moment."
     "Uuuhhh."  The wide, square features of a grizzled gladiator poked out from
under the thick, ruffled pelt of a gryphon.  The eyes were slightly gummed and
reddened; the nose was thick and scarred.  The face was unshaven; the lips dried and
cracked.  A heavily muscled arm reached out and floundered in the air, briefly.
Arcane snatched the thick wrist and pushed the mug into the sausage-like fingers,
which curled around it immediately.
     "Drink slowly," the Kid advised, releasing the wrist and moving away.
     "Uh huh."  The gurgle and hoarse coughing fit lasted until the Kid had regained
his seat.  He set his heels on the table and rubbed his fingers lightly over the
carvings imbedded into the armrests.
     "You've been sick for some time now," Arcane sighed.  "I do hope you're finally
on the mend."
     "You and me both," rasped Havoc as he pulled himself upright in bed.
     The room had grown considerably lighter as the wood finally caught and began
burning brazenly.  A large battle axe, its half-moon blade and sturdy spike well-
polished, hung on the wall above and behind the headboard.  It caught the Kid's eye
and glittered a fierce greeting in the flames' light.
     "Much has happened since you sequestered yourself in here," Arcane mused,
pressing his fingers into a steep arch.  "We need to discuss a few issues."
     "Bluaggghhh!" Havoc belched loudly.  He shook his head slowly, and then tossed
the empty mug onto the foot of the bed.  Sniffling and shivering slightly, Havoc
began to resubmerge himself amongst the crumpled sea of furs and blankets.
     "Havoc!  That new giant, Nopey, proved to be lucky.  What should we do about
him?  Also, Sunspot attempted to pre-empt that blood feud and simply embarrassed
     "So?" came a smothered grunt.  "D.A. his dumb ass and leave me alone, okay?"
     "Well, we did that, of course.  But the warriors at Shadowspire aren't doing too
well, either," continued Arcane.  "We need to come up with a better strategy-- Havoc!
Are you listening?"
     Havoc was completely hidden from sight, but his muffled voice croaked weakly
into the humid, fragrant air.  "Yeah, Kid.  Relax."
     "Well, what are we going to do?" asked Arcane impatiently.
     "It's like I said last week," replied a muffled, gravelly growl.  "Shadowspire's
full of warriors rough and tough (cough cough) and hard to bluff, right?  We showed
up (cough) with a bunch of clumsy, treetop morons.  We're gonna (cough cough) have to
just suck up our losses and DA until we can sign up some real talent."
     "Unacceptable!" declared the Arcane Kid, slapping the marble tabletop with a
resounding SMACK!
     "It is... what it is," wheezed Havoc weakly from under the blankets.  "As far as
the Kin are concerned, hey--"  A brief coughing fit shook the bed.  "We gotta get rid
of a couple of more losers.  What's so hard 'bout that?"
	"Well, it seems simple enough," nodded Arcane.  "But without specific
directions, nobody at the stable seems to know how to proceed.  They're just muddling
along without you."
     "Uh huh.  That new gal (cough cough) that's been stuck in the growth chamber for
a while--"
     Arcane shook his head and chuckled briefly to himself.  "She just needed a
healthy dose of some Gamma K radiation."
     "Don't get too cocky," whispered Havoc distantly.  "That Gamma K isn't-- all
     "Almost asleep again?"  Arcane sighed deeply.  "This eucalyptus stuff isn't
bad," he remarked absently.  Picking up the short sword again, he replaced the
cauldron at the edge of the coals, and then used the blade to scrape coals and ash
over the burning wood, banking the fire.
     "Get better, Havoc.  We need you."  A flash of bluish light, accompanied by a
high-pitched squeal, filled the room.  Both died after a couple of seconds, leaving
only the large, snoring lump in the middle of the bed and a gurgling cauldron spewing
a thick vapor into the air.

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 648): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 531): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 654): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 625): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 649): MOSQUITO of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 644): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 653): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 637): DEMON of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 639): SALLANCHE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 638): WEASEL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 606): GORM HOLLIS of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 586): STICKY FINGERS of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 537): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 256): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 247): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 482): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 223): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 530): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 648): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 531): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 654): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 625): TL;DR (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 649): BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 644): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 653): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 637): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 639): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 638): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 586): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 537): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 256): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 247): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 482): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 223): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 530) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 648): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 654): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 649): CREDIT CARD of BLOOD SUCKERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 652): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 637): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 635): FAMINE of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  ASTRAL KIN had cause to celebrate, after GAMMA K GRAD got 13 points by 
beating CONVICTED THIEF.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and 
practice more, after losing 12 points to FREQUENT FLAYER.  (Discrete enough, PRETTY 
HATE MACHINE?) BOB THE INHALER found out that OSKSI isn't a democracy.  You've gotta 
be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who was the warrior seen charging into 
immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are OSKSI's warriors?  Come, let us see.  To quell some nasty 
rumors, the guys in DREAMS OF KADATH are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No 
need to avoid 'em.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of STATE OF 
MIND, so did that sorry team shy from DREAMS OF KADATH Is it charming personality?  
Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, COFFEE HOUSE POET is 
the most challenged warrior.  Them's the breaks, VIRTUAL REALITY.  Expecting fair 
challenges from IRATE FORMATIONS is evidently too much to ask.  FURIOUS GORGE bested 
VIRTUAL REALITY with a point difference of 26.  So this is what OSKSI calls a duel.  
This will make an interesting tale.  As a confidence booster, SHUB NIGGUARTH 
challenged CADILLAC DUNDEE, down 17 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your 
spare time, SHUB NIGGUARTH?  Warriors of OSKSI!  Do you wish your reputations tainted 
by the base challenge of SHUB NIGGUARTH?   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not a spymaster 
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid OSKSI farewell-- Novgorodny 

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FURIOUS GORGE 6923           15   4  0   127       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHUB NIGGUARTH 6952          10   2  1    98       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 THE VOICE INSIDE 6974         9   4  0    98       STATE OF MIND (245)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAT NGUYEN 6216              19  22  0    97       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 VIRTUAL REALITY 6958         11   6  3    94       STATE OF MIND (245)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231         15   6  3    88       ASTRAL KIN (230)
-PERFECT DRUG 6943             8   0  0    88       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
-WHIRLING INSELBERG 6924       6   0  0    86       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
 TV DINNER 4910               17  26  6    83       GENERATION X (416)
 BOB THE INHALER 6928         16   4  1    78       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
 CADILLAC DUNDEE 6956         13   4  1    74       IRATE FORMATIONS (633)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987        7   4  0    62       GENERATION X (416)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STONED IMMACULATE 6975        8   5  0    55       STATE OF MIND (245)
 SKAEVOLOVIAN KOR 6970         7   7  0    42       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DIANE MACK 6435               5   5  0    42       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 MEGA PIXEL 6995               6   0  0    39       GENERATION X (416)
 KAREOKE KILLER 6972           6   7  1    34       GENERATION X (416)
-JEFF DUNKLE 6391              6   9  0    34       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNNY FARM FIEND 6985         6   5  1    33       STATE OF MIND (245)
 ZOMBIE BAIT 6964              6   3  0    33       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 ELBOWS 6979                   4   2  0    33       PASTA (616)
 FREQUENT FLAYER 7027          2   0  0    33       GENERATION X (416)
 PLASMA GIRL 6996              4   5  0    30       ASTRAL KIN (230)
 FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989          6   4  0    28       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977        4   8  0    25       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CTHYLLA 6953                  5   7  0    22       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 MENOLDRIN SKO 7009            4   4  0    16       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 PRETTY HATE MACHINE 7021      2   2  0    14       STATE OF MIND (245)
 GAMMA K GRAD 7030             1   0  0    13       ASTRAL KIN (230)
-RAY MORAN 6436                1   9  0    13       AMERICAN APPRAISAL (559)
 IZ'CH 7010                    1   4  0    11       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 OF ALHAZRED 7025              1   0  0     6       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 CAVATELLI 7024                1   1  0     4       PASTA (616)
 DAEROMENZIAN VAL 7026         0   2  0     2       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE            0  0 0                      VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231  655  NONE
COSMIC JOKE 7014        3  3 0 ASTRAL KIN 230       SHEWISH GIANT         655  NONE
NOPEY 7022              1  2 0 ASTRAL KIN 230       BLACK ORC             655  NONE
THUG 6071               0  1 0 CONQUEST 553         SPYMASTER             655  NONE
VICTORIA 6070           0  1 0 CONQUEST 553         SPYMASTER             655  NONE
INSTANT ACCESS 6971     6  4 0 GENERATION X 416     VECTOR UNSTABLE 6231  652   
HELTER SKELTER 7012     0  3 0 STATE OF MIND 245    SUNSPOT 7011          651  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

TV Dinner -- Wow.  From six skills to merely one.  Why so stingy?  I deserved more
after that beating I took! -- Vector Unstable
p.s.  Fight w/o armor??  Are you crazy??  A guy could get killed like that!!

Coffee House Poet -- I need to polish my strategy a little more, so don't cut down on
that caffeine yet.  You're going to need it. -- Plasma Girl

Falrondial Voth -- I guess that weapon's my favorite.  Though my attacks were more
vehement, I haven't changed anything else lately, not even my underwear! -- Cosmic

Mega Pixel -- I thought I would take a chance and try to time your return.  I had
something special for you, but couldn't make delivery.  Oh well. -- Nopey

I'd love a copy of the map of the peninsula on which Osksi is built.  I could swear
there was one that managers of Osksi were developing, with the Elefont and local
coliseum taking center stage... but it was so long ago.

     There may well have been, but the office has been moved, sometimes in great
     turmoil, more than once.  The city maps didn't make it out alive.  Am I correct
     in guessing this request, for so I take it, was posted by the Arcane Kid?  If
     so, I'll winkle your email out of the transmission log and scan a copy for you.

Kid Arcane -- No worries at all.  See you on the sands! -- Marma Duke

Farfale -- I'm very pleased to have said we fought prior you leaving for the Isle.
Although the outcome wasn't what I had hoped, I'm glad that we had the chance to
tango!  You're a great teacher, BTW!!! Be well and see you there soon! -- Virtual

Cadillac Dundee -- Something's telling me you might be more Pontiac than Caddy? --
The Voice Inside

Kareoke Killer -- We make such sweet music together.... pass the chips? -- Stoned

Zombie Bait -- I would like a rematch in five turns when I get some more FE under my
belt!!  Nicely done, oh undead one....  I simply hate losing like that! -- Pretty
Hate Machine

Perfect Drug -- Congrats on your TV! -- Marma Duke

Plasma Girl -- That was pretty ambitious of you, what with the style mismatch and
all.  Did you actually think you could win, or did you do it for the skills?!  Either
way, nice try!  And you're welcome on the learns. -- Coffee House Poet

Vector Unstable -- Okay, okay, I know when I'm beat.  That was the most crits I've
ever thrown, and I still couldn't take you down.  Close...but no cigar!  I'll let
someone else take a crack at you now. -- TV Dinner

Stoned Immaculate -- I don't know... you seem kind of alert to me.  Or do you fight
better that way?! -- Kareoke Killer

Nopey -- The bigger they are, the harder they fall.  Maybe you should take up
basketball! -- Mega Pixel

Embezzling Scribe -- Just wanted to let you know... I never believed all those things
they said about you.  Thanks for the welcome! -- Frequent Flayer

Kid Arcane -- Hey, are you writing another team spotlight this turn? -- Stormy, mgr.
Generation X

     Somebody did, but (sigh) I haven't gotten to it yet.

Oh, my, the storm!  What an exciting evening.  Not from the storm, so much, it was
just "thunder and lightning and rain oh my!"  But the sirens!  Whoosh.  They couldn't

decide if they were warning us against severe winds, hail, tornadoes, or flash-
flooding.  For the moment, though, it's over, so to get some personals written

Iz'ch -- I didn't dream of you, os you can just begone! -- Menoldrin Sko

Cosmic Joke -- You did TOO laugh!  But I'm not laughing.  Ouch. -- Falrondial Voth

Cthylla -- Does this mean you're Chtullu's sister? -- Skaevolovian Kor

Elbows -- Nah, I'd rather have egg noodles. -- Saldorinivan Kiro

Cavatelli -- What?  I didn't realize it was going to be an eating contest. --
Daeromenzian Val

Plasma Girl -- No, the handicapper hates me. -- Menoldrin Sko

Pretty Hate Machine -- Probably, but how can I remember so far back to know for sure?
-- Saldorinivan Kiro

Our congratulations to Farfale. -- Jorja and the Games Librarians

And a salute to all who competed in the tourney. -- Jorja et al again

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COSMIC JOKE was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOPEY was dispatched by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
THUG was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
VICTORIA was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
FURIOUS GORGE defeated VIRTUAL REALITY in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
TV DINNER was devastated by THE VOICE INSIDE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SHUB NIGGUARTH bested CADILLAC DUNDEE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
ZOMBIE BAIT was overpowered by COFFEE HOUSE POET in a 4 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MEGA PIXEL won victory over PLASMA GIRL in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
ELBOWS vanquished CTHYLLA in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
IZ'CH was vanquished by SALDORINIVAN KIRO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FREQUENT FLAYER overpowered PRETTY HATE MACHINE in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
FARFALE savagely defeated BOB THE INHALER in a exciting 2 minute bloody match.
VECTOR UNSTABLE put to death M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute brutal contest.
SKAEVOLOVIAN KOR luckily beat KAREOKE KILLER in a 2 minute brawl.
STONED IMMACULATE narrowly defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute conflict.
FUNNY FARM FIEND overcame MENOLDRIN SKO in a action packed 1 minute fight.
FALRONDIAL VOTH overpowered CAVATELLI in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DAEROMENZIAN VAL was overcome by OF ALHAZRED in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
GAMMA K GRAD devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     22 -   9 -  3      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  31 -  2      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  28 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  10 -  0      38  |

Turn 655 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    FURIOUS GORGE 6923         15   4  0  127 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
BASHING ATTACK   VIRTUAL REALITY 6958       11   6  3   94 STATE OF MIND (245)
AIMED BLOW       BOB THE INHALER 6928       16   4  1   78 IRATE FORMATIONS (633)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987      7   4  0   62 GENERATION X (416)
TOTAL PARRY      MEGA PIXEL 6995             6   0  0   39 GENERATION X (416)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TV DINNER 4910.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SHUB NIGGUARTH 6952.  The ten other most popular fighters were COFFEE HOUSE POET 

The least popular fighter this week was DAEROMENZIAN VAL 7026.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CAVATELLI 7024, PRETTY HATE MACHINE 7021, IZ'CH 7010, CTHYLLA 
INHALER 6928, and VICTORIA 6070.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FARFALE (3-6871) PASTA (616)