DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/04/2011    Duedate: 08/17/2011

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-686

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SQUASH
VEGGIES (591)
(3-6418) [22-10-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SQUASH                         IRON MAIDEN
VEGGIES (591)                  ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
(3-6418) [22-10-0,128]         (3-6652) [6-2-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SQUASH                         DARK SARCASM
VEGGIES (591)                  STATE OF MIND (245)
(3-6418) [22-10-0,128]         (3-7094) [9-12-1,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

AESIR (164)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. AESIR (164)                 31
2. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         23      VEGGIES (591)
3. ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)        8      Unchartered Team
4. PASTA (616)                  6
5. VEGGIES (591)                6      ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 VEGGIES (591)             47  19  1 71.2   1/ 1 AESIR (164)               9  5 0
 2- 2 BRIGHT (578)              24  17  1 58.5   2/ 2 STATE OF MIND (245)       9  6 1
 3/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)     14  11  1 56.0   3/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       5 10 0
 4/ 5 SERPENTS' HOLD (645)      12  11  0 52.2   4- 3 BRIGHT (578)              3  0 0
 5- 3 GENERATION X (416)       202 196 20 50.8   5/ 6 VEGGIES (591)             3  0 0
 6/ 4 PASTA (616)              117 115  8 50.4   6- 4 GENERATION X (416)        3  7 0
 7/ 6 AESIR (164)              695 697 46 49.9   7/ 7 PASTA (616)               2  5 0
 8/ 7 STATE OF MIND (245)      178 183 16 49.3   8/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)     1  0 0
 9- 8 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    67  76  3 46.9   9/ 8 SERPENTS' HOLD (645)      1  2 0
10/ 9 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      745 %1033 23 41.9  10- 9 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    1  3 0
11-10*LOST IN SPACE (258)        0   1  0  0.0  11-10*LOST IN SPACE (258)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 680): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 685): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 676): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 685): REDONDO RHONDA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 669): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 671): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 638): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 514): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 562): KALIDOR of HYBORIA et al (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 680): ONE HIT WONDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 685): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 676): RED BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 285): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 669): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 671): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 625): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 270): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 263): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 514): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 239): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 562) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 680): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                            WAELGAEST of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
                           EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 685): WHIRLING INSELBERG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 656): WHEEL OF TIME of TL;DR (Sherolock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 681): PRIMUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
                           BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 675): CHAS CRINGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 670): DESTITUTE NOBLE of GET OUTTA MY WAY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 637): BOARDSLIDE of SKATE DRAGONS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 617): RODEKILL of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 269): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           ALLERDAE CHAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The first time we meat, Zombie Bait and I had a good old fashioned open handed
brawl.  This time, we both kept our weapons.  No zombies arrived (in either bout) and
with my weapon I was able to win and keep the throne.
     Which means I am fighting for immortality this turn.  A win and I will be
immortal.  A loss will delay that quest (and who knows if the commission will allow
me to remain a Challenger Champ in a losing effort).
     And Assur has asked me to let the arena know that if I do win, I will be
fighting my final fight in the Dark Arena.  And if I lose THAT fight, it will cause
the cancellation of a retirement party Assur is planning.  So I have lots of
motivation to win my next two fights...

Squash

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to OSKSI once again!  What's with DELISANDARA MERU?  She actually 
beat STATE OF MIND's DARK SARCASM, and walked away with 19 more points from the 
fight.  Laughs were big at AESIR while they watched SKADI clobber MISERYS HOLLOW 
CHASM.  He lost 9 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
FALRONDIAL VOTH was reminded on the sands why SQUASH is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't it be 
nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the uses 
of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
GENERATION X.  The bums at STATE OF MIND couldn't face the challenges from GENERATION 
X!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in STARKAD?  His 8-7-0?  AESIR ain't 
talkin', but he's got 51 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master 
many skills, fight dirty.   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
OSKSI is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SQUASH 6418                  22  10  0   128       VEGGIES (591)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE SUN 6307                  8   1  0    98       BRIGHT (578)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HERMOD 7113                   8   7  0    88       AESIR (164)
 EXISTANCE MUNDANE 7095       11  10  2    86       STATE OF MIND (245)
 LOABAL DOMINATION 7099       14   6  0    85       STATE OF MIND (245)
-ZOMBIE BAIT 6964             15  12  0    84       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989         20  22  0    82       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 VIPER 7087                   12   8  0    81       SERPENTS' HOLD (645)
-OF ALHAZRED 7025             12   6  0    81       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977       17  27  0    78       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 CAVATELLI 7024                7   6  1    70       PASTA (616)
 DARIROKAN KOR 7096           11  11  0    68       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROAD TRIPPIN 7081            11   9  0    62       GENERATION X (416)
-SON OF DAGON 6951             4   2  0    62       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENRIS 7137                  10   3  1    55       AESIR (164)
-A CANDLE 6303                 5   1  0    53       BRIGHT (578)
-STEPHEN HAWKING 6451          8   3  1    52       BRIGHT (578)
 STARKAD 7128                  8   7  0    51       AESIR (164)
 IRON MAIDEN 6652              6   2  0    50       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
 KVASIR 7165                   5   0  0    46       AESIR (164)
 DELISANDARA MERU 7150         7   2  0    45       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 DARK SARCASM 7094             9  12  1    40       STATE OF MIND (245)
 GNOCCHI 7039                  7   8  0    39       PASTA (616)
-ULTHAR 7073                   7   5  0    38       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PERCIATELLI 7111              6   5  0    33       PASTA (616)
-SOLDIER 2 6709                4   1  0    30       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
-YELLOW SWEATER 7164           3   0  0    30       BRIGHT (578)
-UBIQUITI BULLET 7159          4   2  0    28       GENERATION X (416)
-HYPE MACHINE 7139             4   6  2    27       GENERATION X (416)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TENNIS ANYONE? 3062           0   1  0    21       LOST IN SPACE (258)
 SKADI 7172                    1   0  0    19       AESIR (164)
-ATARI KING 7147               4   5  0    17       GENERATION X (416)
 VELOVORINSAL NORS 7151        2   7  0    16       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 7170      1   0  0    13       GENERATION X (416)
-LONLINESS OF THE LDR 6716     1   0  0     9       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
 MISERYS HOLLOW CHASM 7168     2   1  0     7       STATE OF MIND (245)
 WHERE DREAMS GO2 DIE 7167     1   3  1     7       STATE OF MIND (245)
-DA3 6708                      1   2  1     6       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
-SOLDIER 1 6649                1   2  0     5       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ULL 7132                6  4 0 AESIR 164            CAVATELLI 7024        683   
WEB SURFER 7163         1  2 0 GENERATION X 416     WHERE DREAMS GO2 7167 684  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Squash -- Fruits are vegtables!  They've got to be.  I mean, they aren't animals or
minerals, are they? -- Falrondial Voth

Our congratulations to Whirling Inselberg, but why do we have the notion that you
graduated months ago? -- Jorja and the Games Librarians

We salute the tourney participants, whatever tourney it was they participated in. --
Jorja and, again, the Games Librarians

Existence Mundane -- I know all about you, and that's what drove me to become a
gladiator, so I do NOT need more of it. -- Saldorinivan Kiro
P.S.  Well, the desire to avoid boredom, coupled with the desire to avoid the king's
assassins back home.

Loabal Domination -- Odd, I would have thought any victory on your part would be a
round one, not slim. -- Darirokan Kor

Atari King -- Ah, but many a king has succumbed to a woman's wiles.  Especially when
she's got a sword in her hand. -- Delisandara Meru

Of Alhazred -- Can I get a recount on that? -- Falrondial Voth

Kvasir -- I wish you hadn't done that.  It makes me look bad.  Well, it makes me look
even worse. -- Velovorinsal Nors

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STARKAD was bested by CAVATELLI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
GNOCCHI was viciously subdued by FENRIS in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge battle.
WHERE DREAMS GO2 DIE was subdued by VELOVORINSAL NORS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SQUASH devastated FALRONDIAL VOTH in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
EXISTANCE MUNDANE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute bloody match.
DARIROKAN KOR was bested by VIPER in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
SALDORINIVAN KIRO was unbelievably bested by LOABAL DOMINATION in a 2 minute match.
IRON MAIDEN savagely defeated PERCIATELLI in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
DARK SARCASM lost to DELISANDARA MERU in a popular 5 minute duel.
KVASIR viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
MISERYS HOLLOW CHASM was overpowered by SKADI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  23 -  2      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  16 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  18 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   4 -  0      33  |

Turn 686 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SQUASH 6418                22  10  0  128 VEGGIES (591)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     EXISTANCE MUNDANE 7095     11  10  2   86 STATE OF MIND (245)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOABAL DOMINATION 7099     14   6  0   85 STATE OF MIND (245)
AIMED BLOW       VIPER 7087                 12   8  0   81 SERPENTS' HOLD (645)
STRIKING ATTACK  STARKAD 7128                8   7  0   51 AESIR (164)
SLASHING ATTACK  KVASIR 7165                 5   0  0   46 AESIR (164)
WALL OF STEEL    DELISANDARA MERU 7150       7   2  0   45 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SQUASH 6418.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DARK SARCASM 7094.  The ten other most popular fighters were DELISANDARA MERU 7150, 
FENRIS 7137, EXISTANCE MUNDANE 7095, SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977, IRON MAIDEN 6652, WHERE 
DREAMS GO2 DIE 7167, VELOVORINSAL NORS 7151, CAVATELLI 7024, SQUASH 6418, and VIPER 
7087.

The least popular fighter this week was MISERYS HOLLOW CHASM 7168.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were DARIROKAN KOR 7096, FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989, PERCIATELLI 
7111, SKADI 7172, GNOCCHI 7039, STARKAD 7128, KVASIR 7165, LOABAL DOMINATION 7099, 
VIPER 7087, and SQUASH 6418.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SQUASH (3-6418) VEGGIES (591)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WHIRLING INSELBERG (3-6924) IRATE FORMATIONS (633)

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AUDIE MURPHY 6160 (157-85-2)           4  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
FREY 2258 (81-61-1)                    2  2  0         AESIR                
BIG BROTHER 5568 (85-93-1)             2  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 (112-45-0)           2  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PERFECT DRUG 6943 (35-4-0)             7  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
HAGAR 3717 (31-7-0)                    0  3  0         AESIR                

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARTHUR DEFRANZO 6646 (66-63-1)         5  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
FURIOUS GORGE 6923 (31-19-0)           4  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
TYR 5575 (31-5-0)                      2  3  0         AESIR                

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ULDI SHOON 4951 (19-10-1)              8  3  0         SORCERY COVENANT     
COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987 (23-11-1)       3  3  0         GENERATION X         
MEGA PIXEL 6995 (19-8-0)               3  3  0         GENERATION X         

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHIRLING INSELBERG 6924 (6-0-0)        4  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
THE SUN 6307 (8-1-0)                   2  3  0         BRIGHT               
MULE PIE 4868 (8-7-0)                  1  3  0         SLIME TIME           
FERTILIZER 4917 (6-5-0)                0  3  0         SLIME TIME           

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MIGRAINE 5066 (2-1-0)                  2  3  0         SLIME TIME           
NO LONGER RULE 5035 (2-1-0)            1  3  0         SLIME TIME           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PERCIATELLI 7111 (6-4-0)               6  3  0         PASTA                
BIG RED 7052 (2-4-0)                   3  3  0         LONG LOST ASYLUM     
TENNIS ANYONE? 3062 (0-0-0)            1  3  0         LOST IN SPACE        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KVASIR 7165 (3-0-0)                    3  3  0         AESIR                

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MY SMILE 7166 (0-0-0)                  4  4  0         BRIGHT               

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.