DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/15/2011    Duedate: 09/28/2011

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-689

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE SUN
BRIGHT (578)
(3-6307) [11-1-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE SUN                        L.T. WALLBANGER
BRIGHT (578)                   N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
(3-6307) [11-1-0,115]          (3-7177) [2-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ROAD TRIPPIN                   VELOVORINSAL NORS
GENERATION X (416)             GAMES LIBRARY (340)
(3-7081) [13-10-0,80]          (3-7151) [4-8-0,25]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BRIGHT (578)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GENERATION X (416)          24
2. N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)      19      BRIGHT (578)
3. STATE OF MIND (245)         16      Unchartered Team
4. DREAMS OF KADATH (635)      13
5. SERPENTS' HOLD (645)         9      N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CHOW HOUNDS (644)          1   0  0  100   1/ 1 BRIGHT (578)              9  1 0
 2- 2 VEGGIES (591)             48  19  2 71.6   2/ 4 GENERATION X (416)        9  6 0
 3/ 3 BRIGHT (578)              33  18  1 64.7   3- 2 PASTA (616)               6  2 1
 4- 4 ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)     15  11  1 57.7   4/ 3 AESIR (164)               5  4 0
 5/ 5 SERPENTS' HOLD (645)      15  11  0 57.7   5/ 5 STATE OF MIND (245)       5 10 0
 6- 6 PASTA (616)              123 117  9 51.3   6/ 6 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       4 11 0
 7/ 7 GENERATION X (416)       211 202 20 51.1   7/ 7 SERPENTS' HOLD (645)      3  0 0
 8/ 8 AESIR (164)              700 701 46 50.0   8/11*N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)    3  5 0
 9/ 9 STATE OF MIND (245)      183 193 16 48.7   9- 8 VEGGIES (591)             1  0 1
10/ 0 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    68  78  3 46.6  10- 9 ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)     1  0 0
11/10 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      749 %1044 23 41.8  11-10*CHOW HOUNDS (644)         1  0 0
12/11*N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)     3   5  0 37.5  12/ 0 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 688): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): MAX WEBER of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
               (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
                           SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                  (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in OSKSI. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Coming up with 
a solid 2-2-0 outing, N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS has advanced 3 places in the rankings.  It 
looks like the guys(?) at GENERATION X had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them 
in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for ULTHAR, who flew 
up 23 points in the rankings after mashing A CANDLE like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was A CANDLE, who dropped 17 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with ULTHAR.  EXISTANCE MUNDANE 
got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than anxious to kick 
THE SUN's tail out of the throne!  Our battling duelmaster THE SUN has managed to 
hold the title, fending off EXISTANCE MUNDANE's none too subtle advances.  Better 
luck next time, STATE OF MIND.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so 
try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the OSKSI arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid AESIR, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does 
OSKSI really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  
AESIR + Weapons That go Boom = STATE OF MIND + Avoid City.  And who is this 
VELOVORINSAL NORS you ask, with 25 points and a 4-8-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could 
tell!  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, KIM CHRIS SAM went after 
UBIQUITI BULLET, who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, KIM CHRIS 
SAM was subdued by UBIQUITI BULLET.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SUN 6307                 11   1  0   115       BRIGHT (578)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIPER 7087                   15   8  0   111       SERPENTS' HOLD (645)
 LOABAL DOMINATION 7099       16   7  0    91       STATE OF MIND (245)
 EXISTANCE MUNDANE 7095       12  12  2    91       STATE OF MIND (245)
 STEPHEN HAWKING 6451         11   3  1    91       BRIGHT (578)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977       18  29  0    90       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-HERMOD 7113                   8   7  0    88       AESIR (164)
 FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989         20  25  0    85       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-CAVATELLI 7024                9   6  2    85       PASTA (616)
 ROAD TRIPPIN 7081            13  10  0    80       GENERATION X (416)
 OF ALHAZRED 7025             12   7  0    78       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 ZOMBIE BAIT 6964             15  13  0    77       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENRIS 7137                  12   4  1    65       AESIR (164)
-IRON MAIDEN 6652              7   2  0    63       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
-SON OF DAGON 6951             4   2  0    62       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 ULTHAR 7073                   8   5  0    61       DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
 DARK SARCASM 7094            11  13  1    60       STATE OF MIND (245)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARIROKAN KOR 7096           11  14  0    56       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-PERCIATELLI 7111              8   5  0    49       PASTA (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A CANDLE 6303                 7   2  0    49       BRIGHT (578)
-KVASIR 7165                   6   1  0    48       AESIR (164)
 DELISANDARA MERU 7150         8   4  0    44       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-STARKAD 7128                  8   8  0    43       AESIR (164)
-YELLOW SWEATER 7164           4   0  0    40       BRIGHT (578)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 7170      4   0  0    33       GENERATION X (416)
 SKADI 7172                    3   1  0    31       AESIR (164)
-SOLDIER 2 6709                4   1  0    30       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
 UBIQUITI BULLET 7159          6   3  0    27       GENERATION X (416)
 HYPE MACHINE 7139             5   8  2    27       GENERATION X (416)
 VELOVORINSAL NORS 7151        4   8  0    25       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATARI KING 7147               5   7  0    22       GENERATION X (416)
 L.T. WALLBANGER 7177          2   0  0    21       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
 VICKI S. 7178                 1   0  0    13       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
 MISERYS HOLLOW CHASM 7168     2   4  0    10       STATE OF MIND (245)
 WHERE DREAMS GO2 DIE 7167     1   6  1    10       STATE OF MIND (245)
-LONLINESS OF THE LDR 6716     1   0  0     9       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
-DA3 6708                      1   2  1     6       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
-NOODLES 7181                  1   0  0     6       PASTA (616)
-SOLDIER 1 6649                1   2  0     5       ROOKIE MAIDEN 1 (611)
-ROTELLE 7174                  1   1  0     4       PASTA (616)
 D.A. TESTKILLER 7175          0   2  0     2       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
 KIM CHRIS SAM 7176            0   2  0     2       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Not to bad of a first turn.  But the death of Roberta by a bad match against
Embezzling Scribe, and I can't even Bloodfeud.  Then I had a no show with Vicki Sand,
I don't know why.  But L.T. did a good job.  I haved managed other teams before, but
not in a long time (1995 I think) so there are changes.  I hope not to step on too
many toes. -- mgr of N.G.O.A. Knights

Rotelle -- Glad I didn't kill you, but you made me look good.  And good learns on
your skills.  Good luck. -- L.T. Wallbanger

Joey Chestnut -- Lucky you had the initiative or things might have been different. --
D.A. Testkiller

Cavatelli and Perciatelli -- We like our pasta softer, not al dente. -- Saldorinivan
Kiro and Delisandra Meru

Stephen Hawking -- You think too much.  Such men are dangerous. -- Darirokan Kor

Hype Machine -- Aha!  A win, and the only one on the team today.  Let me buy you a
drink.  Let me buy you a flock of drinks! -- Velovorinsal Nors

Road Trippin -- Too much trippin, not enough road.  Maybe I should hit the road? --
Falrondial Voth
P.S.  It's probably a BAD road, after all.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EXISTANCE MUNDANE was bested by THE SUN in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
FENRIS won victory over DARIROKAN KOR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
MISERYS HOLLOW CHASM was subdued by ATARI KING in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
KIM CHRIS SAM was vanquished by UBIQUITI BULLET in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO luckily beat VELOVORINSAL NORS in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
VIPER overpowered OF ALHAZRED in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LOABAL DOMINATION bested ROAD TRIPPIN in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
STEPHEN HAWKING handily defeated FALRONDIAL VOTH in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ZOMBIE BAIT lost to SALDORINIVAN KIRO in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
A CANDLE slimly lost to ULTHAR in a 2 minute gory duel.
DELISANDARA MERU defeated SKADI in a 2 minute expert vs. novice match.
DARK SARCASM overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
HYPE MACHINE handily defeated D.A. TESTKILLER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WHERE DREAMS GO2 DIE was luckily beaten by L.T. WALLBANGER in a 3 minute brawl.
VICKI S. handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  19 -  2      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  18 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  21 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  19 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   THE SUN 6307               11   1  0  115 BRIGHT (578)
AIMED BLOW       VIPER 7087                 15   8  0  111 SERPENTS' HOLD (645)
PARRY-STRIKE     ZOMBIE BAIT 6964           15  13  0   77 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
WALL OF STEEL    ULTHAR 7073                 8   5  0   61 DREAMS OF KADATH (635)
STRIKING ATTACK  A CANDLE 6303               7   2  0   49 BRIGHT (578)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ROAD TRIPPIN 7081.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VELOVORINSAL NORS 7151.  The ten other most popular fighters were WHERE 
DREAMS GO2 DIE 7167, THE SUN 6307, ROAD TRIPPIN 7081, SALDORINIVAN KIRO 6977, FENRIS 
7137, HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 7170, VIPER 7087, STEPHEN HAWKING 6451, A CANDLE 6303, and 
ULTHAR 7073.

The least popular fighter this week was D.A. TESTKILLER 7175.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZOMBIE BAIT 6964, FALRONDIAL VOTH 6989, OF ALHAZRED 7025, KIM 
CHRIS SAM 7176, EXISTANCE MUNDANE 7095, SKADI 7172, MISERYS HOLLOW CHASM 7168, 
DARIROKAN KOR 7096, VICKI S. 7178, and HYPE MACHINE 7139.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE SUN (3-6307) BRIGHT (578)