DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/06/2012    Duedate: 12/19/2012

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-721

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO
GENERATION X (416)
(3-7170) [17-3-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO            46
GENERATION X (416)             NUMBERS (663)
(3-7170) [17-3-0,111]          (3-7309) [7-2-0,72]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SKADI                          BRONO
AESIR (164)                    AESIR (164)
(3-7172) [14-16-0,82]          (3-7334) [2-0-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BLACK COMPANY (525)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PASTA (616)                 40
2. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         31      VEGGIES (591)
3. NUMBERS (663)               15      Unchartered Team
4. F IS FOR... 2 (650)         10
5. AESIR (164)                  9      NUMBERS (663)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 VEGGIES (591)             58  27  3 68.2   1/ 1 THE BLACK COMPANY (525)   7  3 1
 2/ 2*NUMBERS (663)             27  18  1 60.0   2/ 2 AESIR (164)               7  7 0
 3/ 3 GENERATION X (416)       279 228 22 55.0   3/ 5 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       5  9 0
 4/ 4 PASTA (616)              159 147 14 52.0   4/ 3*NUMBERS (663)             5 10 1
 5/ 6 F IS FOR... 2 (650)       16  15  0 51.6   5/ 6 GENERATION X (416)        4  0 0
 6/ 5 AESIR (164)              769 765 49 50.1   6- 4 N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)    4  1 0
 7/ 7 THE BLACK COMPANY (525)   88 103  7 46.1   7/ 8 F IS FOR... 2 (650)       3  0 0
 8/ 8 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      821 %1129 24 42.1   8/ 9 PASTA (616)               3  5 1
 9- 9 N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)    38  90  1 29.7   9/ 7 VEGGIES (591)             2  1 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 598): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 704): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 706): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 705): WHEELBARROW of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 671): SASSAFRAS LASS of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): EAGLE'S CLAW of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 653): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 604): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 598): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 706): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 705): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 671): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 660): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 653): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 604): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
                            BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
                            ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in OSKSI. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  PASTA is no 
joke as it posted a 3-1-1 week advancing from 9th place to 8th place.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for MERISANDARA TIRON, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing 
ARUGULA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  ARUGULA lost to MERISANDARA TIRON and drops 19 points.  
Our battling duelmaster HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO has managed to hold the title, fending 
off VETERAN MERCENARY's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, OSKSI.  An 
apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that AESIR was most avoided 
team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of AESIR's warriors, I'm not 
surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause 
GENERATION X beats feet every time AESIR smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' 
category, ARUGULA was mashed by MERISANDARA TIRON, who let ARUGULA know that killing 
members of GAMES LIBRARY is a no-no.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the 
proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in OSKSI have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 7170     17   3  0   111       GENERATION X (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENTANAYL 7198               15  13  0    97       F IS FOR... 2 (650)
 FREQUENT FLAYER 7027         12   1  0    94       GENERATION X (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HIGHLIGHT FILM 7205          10   4  1    84       GENERATION X (416)
 SKADI 7172                   14  16  0    82       AESIR (164)
 VITHAR 7279                  10   5  0    74       AESIR (164)
 46 7309                       7   2  0    72       NUMBERS (663)
 5 7305                        8   1  1    69       NUMBERS (663)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-L.T. WALLBANGER 7177          8  19  0    60       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
 MERISANDARA TIRON 7245       10   9  0    58       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAVIOLI 7192                  6   4  1    54       PASTA (616)
 ROTELLE 7174                  9   7  0    52       PASTA (616)
 BRUNHILDE 7278                9   6  2    51       AESIR (164)
 RAVEN 6040                    5   5  0    46       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
 ARUGULA 7180                 10   8  1    45       VEGGIES (591)
 MELONDARION NORIS 7234       11   9  0    42       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 KANDARESRON VARN 7257        10   6  0    41       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
-DAVID 7199                    6  13  0    38       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NANCY 7201                    7  12  0    33       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
-STAINLESS STEEL 7220          6  10  1    33       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
 WHISPER 7315                  6   0  0    29       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
 SMOKE 6039                    2   8  1    28       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
 KEAMRON VRO 7320              2   4  0    28       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNKFOOD JUNKIE 7282          5   6  0    23       N.G.O.A. KNIGHTS (648)
 DORATEA SORJAK 7326           3   1  0    23       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
 BRONO 7334                    2   0  0    23       AESIR (164)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 33 7308                       4   5  0    17       NUMBERS (663)
 7 7314                        4   3  0    16       NUMBERS (663)
 69 7307                       3   6  0    15       NUMBERS (663)
 RIGATONI 7317                 1   2  0    15       PASTA (616)
 SPAGHETTI 7338                1   0  1    14       PASTA (616)
 STRYKER 7318                  3   2  0    11       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
-FOSINOPRIL 7195               1   0  0     8       F IS FOR... 2 (650)
 MARISONDRA KENDRA 7336        0   1  0     2       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      SPAGHETTI 7338        721  NONE
GARM 7289               3  2 0 AESIR 164            SMOKE 6039            719   
ELDARISTAN FARO 7191    9 16 1 GAMES LIBRARY 340    ARUGULA 7180          719  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ravioli and Arugula -- Yumm!

Argula -- Yeah, I noticed. -- Ghost of Eldaristan Faro
P.S.  I will never eat a veggie again.  Never!

Brunhilde -- Wow, I never realized someone actually COULD be built like a...  Um, so
substantially.  Very... impressive. -- Merisandara Tiron

46 -- Not my lucky number. -- Kandaresron Varn

Stainless Steel -- Okay, I can see why you'd want to be stainless.  If you had to do
the "soak in cold water and hand wash" to get rid of stains, you'd rust, right?  But
that isn't the same as preventing BLOODSTAINS, you know. -- Melondarion Noris

33 -- Ha!  And aha! -- Keamron Vro

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FENTANAYL devastated SKADI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ROTELLE was vanquished by VITHAR in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
RAVIOLI defeated MELONDARION NORIS in a 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SMOKE slimly lost to KANDARESRON VARN in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
RIGATONI subdued 33 in a 1 minute bloody Challenge competition.
HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
FREQUENT FLAYER viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute competition.
ARUGULA lost to MERISANDARA TIRON in a 2 minute duel.
46 vanquished BRUNHILDE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
5 vanquished RAVEN in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
7 was narrowly defeated by KEAMRON VRO in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
WHISPER savagely defeated 69 in a 2 minute bloody match.
STRYKER was viciously subdued by BRONO in a exciting 3 minute bloody novice's contest.
DORATEA SORJAK narrowly defeated MARISONDRA KENDRA in a 4 minute amateur's conflict.
SPAGHETTI slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  19 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  17 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  23 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  20 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  35 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   5 -  0      38  |

Turn 721 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO 7170   17   3  0  111 GENERATION X (416)
SLASHING ATTACK  FENTANAYL 7198             15  13  0   97 F IS FOR... 2 (650)
LUNGING ATTACK   FREQUENT FLAYER 7027       12   1  0   94 GENERATION X (416)
BASHING ATTACK   VITHAR 7279                10   5  0   74 AESIR (164)
STRIKING ATTACK  46 7309                     7   2  0   72 NUMBERS (663)
WALL OF STEEL    BRUNHILDE 7278              9   6  2   51 AESIR (164)
PARRY-LUNGE      ARUGULA 7180               10   8  1   45 VEGGIES (591)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SKADI 7172.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BRONO 7334.  The ten other most popular fighters were KANDARESRON VARN 7257, HUNGRY 
HUNGRY HIPPO 7170, DORATEA SORJAK 7326, FREQUENT FLAYER 7027, MERISANDARA TIRON 7245, 
WHISPER 7315, VITHAR 7279, RAVIOLI 7192, SMOKE 6039, and RIGATONI 7317.

The least popular fighter this week was RAVEN 6040.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRUNHILDE 7278, 33 7308, MELONDARION NORIS 7234, 69 7307, ROTELLE 7174, 
SKADI 7172, SPAGHETTI 7338, KEAMRON VRO 7320, 7 7314, and 46 7309.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO (3-7170) GENERATION X (416)

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium