DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/21/2013    Duedate: 12/04/2013

OSKSI ARENA

DM-3    TURN-746

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARUGULA
VEGGIES (591)
(3-7180) [24-19-1,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARUGULA                        WASHED OUT HORN
VEGGIES (591)                  I WANT YOU (666)
(3-7180) [24-19-1,128]         (3-7347) [4-2-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ARUGULA                        CANOE RACE
VEGGIES (591)                  FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
(3-7180) [24-19-1,128]         (3-7424) [6-1-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)     68
2. FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)    32      FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
3. GAMES LIBRARY (340)         25      Unchartered Team
4. I WANT YOU (666)            13
5. AESIR (164)                 12      I WANT YOU (666)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253) 390 197 21 66.4   1/ 2 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  11  0 0
 2/ 2 VEGGIES (591)             72  38  3 65.5   2/ 1 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)  9  4 0
 3- 3 SPEAKEASY (665)           12   7  1 63.2   3/ 3 GAMES LIBRARY (340)       6  9 0
 4/ 4 OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)  267 158 13 62.8   4/ 8 VEGGIES (591)             3  0 0
 5- 5 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  82  56  6 59.4   5/ 6 AESIR (164)               3  7 0
 6/ 8 AESIR (164)              831 818 52 50.4   6- 4 BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)  2  2 0
 7/ 9*I WANT YOU (666)          12  12  2 50.0   7/ 9*I WANT YOU (666)          2  5 0
 8-10 THE BLACK COMPANY (525)  115 137 10 45.6   8-10 SPEAKEASY (665)           1  0 0
 9/11 GAMES LIBRARY (340)      863 %1212 25 41.6   9- 5 THE BLACK COMPANY (525)   1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): NOSEY ROSIE of SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 739): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): KILLBY MARCH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     WOW!?!  I did not expect to be here.  Assur had me change my swing just a little
bit and it paid dividends.  The original goal was simply to make a halfhearted
attempt at the throne since I'm only waiting on PPs and Pete was unlikely to try and
kill me (unlike many of the other Challenger Champs).  More than likely it was Pete
being off just a bit and me getting a nice swing in to drive the ball hard.
     I am now 2 PPs from graduation and my minimum possible recognition after this
turn will be 90.  That means graduation is imminent unless I die.  Assur is quite
pleased, even more pleased that I took the throne.  He always likes to see his Lord
Protectors take the throne (assuming I will indeed achieve that status).
     Thanks to all!  It has been a rough city to grow up in, but now perhaps I can
develop into the flower that Assur wants me to be!

Arugula

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of OSKSI.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain in 
OSKSI, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top 
team--OUR HIGHEST HONOR.  Those betting on THE BLACK COMPANY lost their shirt, as THE 
BLACK COMPANY lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  What's a move up by 4 you ask?  
(alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to VEGGIES.  Good 
things come to those who fight well, as OUR HIGHEST HONOR can attest, moving up by 1. 
OUR HIGHEST HONOR had cause to celebrate, after GRUNT 10 got 20 points by beating 
KHALHUMS DWARF.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, 
after losing 9 points to WASHED OUT HORN.  (Discrete enough, RIG?) Well, Duelmaster 
ARUGULA challenged GAMES LIBRARY's KANDARESRON VARN.  Is a 23-19-1 good enough?  
Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by KANDARESRON VARN, of GAMES 
LIBRARY, who despite a 21-20-0 couldn't overcome OSKSI's Number 1.  Word has it one 
team in OSKSI is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in OSKSI avoid FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, AESIR scurried away from FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT.  Oh, the shame!  Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
MELONDARION NORIS is the most challenged warrior.  As a confidence booster, CANOE 
RACE challenged MARISONDRA KENDRA, down 16 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents 
in your spare time, CANOE RACE?  Bookies and CANOE RACE were more than a little 
surprised, as MARISONDRA KENDRA snatched an easy victory from CANOE RACE, gaining 19 
points.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for OSKSI?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARUGULA 7180                 24  19  1   128       VEGGIES (591)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUD SMITH 6022               15   2  2   123       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
-SMOKE 6039                    9  17  2   104       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
 BRUNHILDE 7278               24  15  3   103       AESIR (164)
-RAVEN 6040                   13  12  0   100       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
-PETE HARNISCH 3750           23  12  0    99       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
-BEES KNEES 7340              11   6  0    95       SPEAKEASY (665)
 DUDE #1 7363                 12   1  2    94       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANDARESRON VARN 7257        21  20  0    85       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 MELONDARION NORIS 7234       19  26  0    83       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SFC 12 7362                  13   4  1    80       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 DUDE #4 7368                  9   5  1    79       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 GRUNT 10 6818                 8   3  0    78       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHISPER 7315                 12   9  0    63       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
 SFC 13 7389                   8   3  2    59       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 MARISONDRA KENDRA 7336        8  18  1    59       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BELL 6807                 7   0  0    55       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 DUDE 5 7376                   9   4  0    48       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
 CANOE RACE 7424               6   1  0    46       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WASHED OUT HORN 7347          4   2  1    33       I WANT YOU (666)
 SFC 14 7413                   6   1  0    29       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
 KIERNAN VARO 7397             3   7  0    28       GAMES LIBRARY (340)
 HOP SCOTCH 7435               3   3  0    24       GAMES LIBRARY (340)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DORATEA SORJAK 7326           5   4  0    23       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)
-ANDY SISCO 6465               2   8  0    21       BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (308)
 SFC 11 7354                   1   0  0    17       OUR HIGHEST HONOR (563)
-DRUNKEN POLITICIAN 7434       1   0  0    15       I WANT YOU (666)
 RIG 7441                      2   1  0    14       AESIR (164)
 HELA 7460                     1   0  0    13       AESIR (164)
 ORGAN GRINDER 7348            2   4  0    12       I WANT YOU (666)
 WYRD 7442                     0   3  0     3       AESIR (164)
-TEST CASE 7452                0   1  0     2       THE BLACK COMPANY (525)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLAH 7459               0  1 0 AESIR 164            WURM KIN              746  NONE
PORKY'S REVENGE 7351    7  5 0 GENERATION X 416     DUDE #4 7368          743   
GUILTY UNDERTAKE 7344   2  3 0 I WANT YOU 666       SFC 13 7389           742  NOT REVENGED
FEATHER 7420            3  1 2 THE BLACK COMPAN 525 PHLEM 6271            743   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Argula -- Pepper?  How crude!  They should shower you with butter, and maybe a little
finely grated parmesan. -- Kandaresron Varn

One-four.  It makes me tried just thinking about it.  I believe I'll go home and put
my head under a pillow. -- Kandaresron Varn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ARUGULA vanquished KANDARESRON VARN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
DUDE #1 demolished MELONDARION NORIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CANOE RACE slimly lost to MARISONDRA KENDRA in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
BRUNHILDE demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
GRUNT 10 savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
DUDE #4 devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SFC 12 handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SFC 13 vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE BELL vanquished HOP SCOTCH in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
DUDE 5 beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute gory melee.
SFC 14 savagely defeated ORGAN GRINDER in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
KIERNAN VARO handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
WASHED OUT HORN demolished RIG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
WYRD was overcome by SFC 11 in a popular 2 minute conflict.
HELA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   4 -  0      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        30 -  24 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  16 -  3      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  35 -  7      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  18 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  17 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  21 -  1      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   9 -  0      10  |

Turn 746 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      ARUGULA 7180               24  19  1  128 VEGGIES (591)
WALL OF STEEL    BRUNHILDE 7278             24  15  3  103 AESIR (164)
AIMED BLOW       DUDE #1 7363               12   1  2   94 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
LUNGING ATTACK   KANDARESRON VARN 7257      21  20  0   85 GAMES LIBRARY (340)
SLASHING ATTACK  DUDE #4 7368                9   5  1   79 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
TOTAL PARRY      THE BELL 6807               7   0  0   55 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (253)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ARUGULA 7180.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CANOE RACE 7424.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARISONDRA KENDRA 
7336, SFC 14 7413, ORGAN GRINDER 7348, SFC 11 7354, BRUNHILDE 7278, GRUNT 10 6818, 
DUDE 5 7376, SFC 13 7389, DUDE #1 7363, and DUDE #4 7368.

The least popular fighter this week was WYRD 7442.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RIG 7441, THE BELL 6807, MELONDARION NORIS 7234, KANDARESRON VARN 7257, 
BLAH 7459, HELA 7460, KIERNAN VARO 7397, WASHED OUT HORN 7347, SFC 12 7362, and 
ARUGULA 7180.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ARUGULA (3-7180) VEGGIES (591)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAGAR 3717 (53-29-0)                   1  4  0         AESIR                
PERFECT DRUG 6943 (65-34-0)            1  4  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ETERNAL D.J. 5931 (150-67-0)          11  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
ALVIN YORK 6156 (176-125-0)            6  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
BIG BROTHER 5568 (85-93-1)             5  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
AUDIE MURPHY 6160 (197-105-2)          3  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
SUPER SENIOR 4728 (67-62-5)            2  3  0         GENERATION X         

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLAGPOLE PANTIES 5968 (139-73-1)       5  3  1         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
WHIRLING INSELBERG 6924 (33-32-0)      4  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
JUNGLE JUICE 6705 (99-82-1)            2  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
OTIS 6501 (133-81-6)                   2  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
DORIE MILLER 6683 (103-83-2)           0  2  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HAPPY APPLE 6492 (93-78-4)            10  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
ODIN 3343 (18-6-1)                     3  3  0         AESIR                
COFFEE HOUSE POET 6987 (39-32-1)       2  3  0         GENERATION X         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOB THE INHALER 6928 (47-31-1)         6  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
WHIFF 7295 (17-8-1)                    4  3  0         LEGIONS' OF HELL     
ROAD TRIPPIN 7081 (34-21-1)            2  3  0         GENERATION X         
CADILLAC DUNDEE 6956 (42-35-1)         1  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
WALTER EHLERS 6675 (76-110-1)          1  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
FREQUENT FLAYER 7027 (21-2-0)          0  2  0         GENERATION X         

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RAVIOLI 7192 (10-4-2)                  6  3  0         PASTA                
IRON MAIDEN 6652 (7-3-0)               1  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 1      
RAS 5414 (6-7-0)                       0  1  0  DEAD   MASTIGOPHOBIACS      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLEEPING SAVIOR 7346 (3-0-1)           3  1  0  DEAD   I WANT YOU           
GORE MASTER 3424 (0-0-0)               0  2  0         GRAVE DIGGERS        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE BELL 6807 (6-0-0)                  5  3  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   
GRUNT 10 6818 (7-3-0)                  1  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SFC 11 7354 (0-0-0)                    3  3  1         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
MAGIC TAPE 7273 (0-2-0)                2  3  0         DESK JOCKEYS         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CANNELONI 7404 (0-0-0)                 3  3  1         PASTA                
OCCHI DI LUPO 7421 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         PASTA                
WINDHAMMER 7401 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         SILVERHAWKS          
FRESH PRINCE 7433 (0-0-0)              0  2  0         GENERATION X         

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PLATELET 6159 (13-5-0)                 7  3  0         OUR HIGHEST HONOR    
JOHN BURKETT 3749 (7-8-0)              5  3  0         BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES   
COBBLESTONE 6633 (11-16-1)             0  2  0         STL RAD              
FENRIS 7137 (17-7-1)                   0  2  0         AESIR                
LURCH 3337 (16-17-0)                   0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT     

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HODUR 6530 (8-7-0)                     2  3  0         AESIR                
ROTELLE 7174 (10-8-0)                  2  3  0         PASTA                
LAUDUN 4155 (0-3-0)                    0  2  0         SORCERY COVENANT     

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DAGUR 7369 (10-4-0)                    0  2  0         AESIR                

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAY PER VIEW 7330 (0-1-0)              8  3  0         GENERATION X         
GUILTY UNDERTAKER 7344 (2-3-0)         4  2  1  DEAD   I WANT YOU           
GARM 7289 (3-2-0)                      4  3  0         AESIR                
DR. GIRLFRIEND 7105 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         IRATE FORMATIONS     
WYBJORN 6477 (5-0-0)                   0  2  0         AESIR                

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BETA MAX BLUES 7327 (0-0-0)            5  3  1         GENERATION X         
DONKEY KONG 6658 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         INQUISITION 06B22    

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI