DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/09/2004 Duedate: 03/22/2004
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-493
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHASM OF IGNORANCE
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
(4-4186) [10-3-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHASM OF IGNORANCE HUSBAND
UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) DIFFERENT HATS (532)
(4-4186) [10-3-0,127] (4-5561) [6-2-4,65]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EXCURSION PIGEON BLOOD
BLADES OF MIST (253) BLACK & BLUE (547)
(4-5030) [17-14-0,76] (4-5691) [2-1-0,16]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHOCK TROOPS (544) 46
2. TEERAK HA (553) 45 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
3. DIFFERENT HATS (532) 43 Unchartered Team
4. DREAMERS (569) 33
5. FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574) 32 THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 6*THE DREIHDENS 2 (543) 11 4 0 73.3 1/ 8*THE DREIHDENS 2 (543) 11 4 0
2- 1*MIKES MORGUE (561) 7 3 1 70.0 2/ 6*ORCCON THUGS (572) 10 5 0
3/14*TEERAK HA (553) 9 4 0 69.2 3/12*PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 10 5 0
4/ 4*PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 10 5 0 66.7 4/16*TEERAK HA (553) 9 4 0
5/ 5*ORCCON THUGS (572) 10 5 0 66.7 5/ 1*DIFFERENT HATS (532) 9 6 1
6/ 7*MAYAN WHITE (570) 9 6 1 60.0 6/11*MAYAN WHITE (570) 9 6 1
7/ 2*BLACK & BLUE (547) 9 6 0 60.0 7/ 4*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (546) 9 6 0
8/ 8*CHEETO'S HEROES (568) 6 4 2 60.0 8/ 3*BLACK & BLUE (547) 9 6 0
9/12 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 33 24 0 57.9 9/ 9*CLASSIC BLUES (549) 9 6 0
10/15*CLASSIC BLUES (549) 9 7 0 56.3 10/23*THOROUGHBREDS (564) 8 7 1
11/ 3*ARENA FELINES (554) 8 7 0 53.3 11/ 7*FORCE OF FIVE (535) 8 7 0
12/13 SOME BODIES (523) 18 16 1 52.9 12/18*SHOCK TROOPS (544) 8 7 0
13/11*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (546) 9 8 0 52.9 13/10*ARENA FELINES (554) 8 7 0
14/17 SPORTZ! (518) 17 16 1 51.5 14- 2*MIKES MORGUE (561) 7 3 1
15/ 0 BLADES OF MIST (253) 269 254 19 51.4 15/ 5*ROCKING CREW (540) 7 8 1
16/25*SHOCK TROOPS (544) 8 8 0 50.0 16/29*DREAMERS (569) 7 8 1
17/22*DIFFERENT HATS (532) 16 18 6 47.1 17/24*CHEETO'S HEROES (568) 6 4 2
18/28*THOROUGHBREDS (564) 8 9 1 47.1 18-13*BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533) 6 4 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/30*DREAMERS (569) 7 8 1 46.7 19/17 CRUSADE (505) 6 8 1
20/19 CRUSADE (505) 85 99 5 46.2 20/21*DRACONOMICON (557) 6 9 1
21/20*FORCE OF FIVE (535) 8 10 0 44.4 21/14 SPORTZ! (518) 5 5 0
22/33*MEMPHIS MAFIA (538) 3 4 0 42.9 22/20*DARK TOADS (534) 5 10 2
23/21 THE FORCE II (537) 90 124 10 42.1 23/26 THE FORCE II (537) 5 10 1
24/18*ROCKING CREW (540) 7 10 1 41.2 24/28*MILLENIUM METAL (558) 5 10 0
25/ 9*WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573) 4 6 0 40.0 25/22*HITMEN FOR HIRE (560) 5 10 0
26/ 0*FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574) 2 3 2 40.0 26/15 DOGS OF WAR (115) 4 2 0
27/23 DOGS OF WAR (115) 312 470 18 39.9 27/25*WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573) 4 6 0
28-24*BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533) 6 10 1 37.5 28/27*INSANE REIGN (550) 4 11 0
29/27*DRACONOMICON (557) 6 11 1 35.3 29/32 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 3 1 0
30/31*MILLENIUM METAL (558) 5 11 0 31.3 30/33*MEMPHIS MAFIA (538) 3 4 0
31/26*HITMEN FOR HIRE (560) 6 14 0 30.0 31/31*RONDE VAN NOORD-HO (536) 3 12 0
32/29*LUROCIANS Z2 (555) 4 10 0 28.6 32/ 0 BLADES OF MIST (253) 2 1 0
33/32*INSANE REIGN (550) 4 13 0 23.5 33/ 0*FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574) 2 3 2
34/34*DARK TOADS (534) 5 18 2 21.7 34/19 SOME BODIES (523) 2 6 0
35/35*RONDE VAN NOORD-HO (536) 3 13 0 18.8 35/34*LUROCIANS Z2 (555) 2 8 0
36/36*FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565) 2 14 0 12.5 36/35*FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565) 2 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to DIFFERENT HATS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE
DREIHDENS 2 stable. Take a look at TEERAK HA's act, as they have a 4-0-0 week and
gain 12 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread
(okay, I admit it's corny) is THOROUGHBREDS, who swept up 13 places in the ranks.
Take a look at DREAMERS' act, as they have a 4-1-1 week and gain 13 places in the
team ranking. A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to DOGS OF WAR, which
fell to 26th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. What goes up,
must come down. Watch out JHELUM! SOME BODIES may fall on you as it crushes past
the teams below it to fall on the 34th spot. PURPLE AND GOLD is no joke as it posted
a 4-1-0 week advancing from 12th place to 3rd place. Hey everybody, watch out for
HUSBAND, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing FIRE BALL like a melon.
Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the
sands. FIRE BALL lost to HUSBAND and drops 18 points. Well here's a duelmaster that
doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! MARCH MADNESS made a challenge against
CHASM OF IGNORANCE this week. In front of all the crowds, CHASM OF IGNORANCE took
the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Can you believe they
are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad FLAGG XVI-CHAOS? Big bad FLAGG
XVI-CHAOS. Big bad FLAGG XVI-CHAOS. JHELUM's afraid of the big bad FLAGG XVI-CHAOS.
Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch DRACONOMICON's act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from FLAGG XVI-CHAOS. Well
dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, CHARLEY PATTON would be president.
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. Challenging down 17 points was
PUTRESSENCE. Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way
to clean up' pins. I just want to congratulate SI on beating PUTRESSENCE. She
overcame hers superior-ranked opponent and gained 20 points. Congrats! In a
touching display by a 'touched' warrior, ZOLA went after STANLEY'S CUP, who was
higher by 22 points. Well, when the dust settled, ZOLA was overcame by STANLEY'S
CUP. VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS had better have a good reason for challenging down 10
points in a challenge which he won. I thought VANGUARD showed great skill and
promise when he overcame PEG THE SCARY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category,
PUTRESSENCE was mashed by SI, who let PUTRESSENCE know that killing members of TEERAK
HA is a no-no. Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4186 10 3 0 127 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VALLEY OF FEAR 4188 9 3 0 96 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARCH MADNESS 5435 8 2 0 84 SPORTZ! (518)
EXCURSION 5030 17 14 0 76 BLADES OF MIST (253)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HUSBAND 5561 6 2 4 65 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
-DESERT OF TRUTH 4187 9 2 0 62 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
STANLEY'S CUP 5443 4 0 0 60 SPORTZ! (518)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERILIA 5193 7 3 1 53 BLADES OF MIST (253)
FIRE BALL 5486 8 2 0 42 SOME BODIES (523)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAEL 5225 4 1 0 33 BLADES OF MIST (253)
ZOLA 5520 4 3 0 31 SOME BODIES (523)
PERICLES 5531 8 5 0 30 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHARLEY PATTON 5840 3 0 0 28 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
GROTESQUE 5571 3 0 1 27 DARK TOADS (534)
ANDROMEDA 5684 2 1 0 27 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
NOI 5739 3 0 0 26 TEERAK HA (553)
CAEX 5790 2 1 0 26 DRACONOMICON (557)
THE MACHINE 5575 3 0 0 25 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
STIGMA 5968 3 0 0 25 ORCCON THUGS (572)
WHITE WIZARD 5901 2 1 1 25 MAYAN WHITE (570)
SIREN WOLFE 5719 3 0 1 24 THE FORCE II (537)
JUSTGIVEITUP 5688 3 0 0 24 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
SI 5743 2 1 0 24 TEERAK HA (553)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CORSICAN 5618 5 3 0 22 DOGS OF WAR (115)
WHITE WORLDBENGER 5900 2 1 0 22 MAYAN WHITE (570)
MICHAEL COOPER 5943 3 0 0 21 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
ARC BURN 5662 3 0 0 21 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
REVEUR 5896 2 1 1 21 DREAMERS (569)
CHEETO 5882 2 0 1 21 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
SONADOR 5893 2 1 0 21 DREAMERS (569)
TRAUMER 5897 2 1 0 21 DREAMERS (569)
DEACON 5557 3 5 0 20 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
HENNESSY 5852 2 1 0 20 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
NICKLEBACK 5798 2 1 0 20 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
60HZ SHUFFLE 5828 1 2 0 20 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
SHAQ DADDY 5912 3 0 0 19 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
WHITE DOG 5898 3 0 0 19 MAYAN WHITE (570)
CHEETA 5881 2 0 0 19 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
MESSERI ADLER 5879 1 2 0 19 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
DIRTY DEEDS 5640 2 1 1 18 ROCKING CREW (540)
SUPER BOWL 5436 4 4 1 17 SPORTZ! (518)
CAT TUSION 5769 2 1 0 17 ARENA FELINES (554)
-KING THONG 5819 2 0 0 17 MIKES MORGUE (561)
HAPPY CAT 5771 3 0 0 16 ARENA FELINES (554)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SIR CONCEIRGE 5818 2 0 0 16 MIKES MORGUE (561)
PIGEON BLOOD 5691 2 1 0 16 BLACK & BLUE (547)
WILLIE BROWN 5705 1 2 0 16 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
TEMPLAR 5714 2 1 1 15 CRUSADE (505)
-MSSR PRONE 5817 2 0 1 15 MIKES MORGUE (561)
GREAT NOTION 5851 2 1 0 15 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
TIMMY! 5989 2 0 0 15 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
JOLT 5660 2 1 0 15 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
KRAVEN 5808 2 1 0 15 INSANE REIGN (550)
RILLION HAMMER 6011 1 0 1 15 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
VANGUARD 5966 3 0 0 14 ORCCON THUGS (572)
SADIE LYNNE 5630 2 0 0 14 MEMPHIS MAFIA (538)
WHITE WIND 5902 2 1 0 14 MAYAN WHITE (570)
TWISTED REASON 5658 2 1 0 14 THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
ASSUR HAMMER 6009 1 0 1 14 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
BRAM DE WAARD 5701 1 2 0 14 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
GETS LAST LICKS 5768 3 0 0 13 ARENA FELINES (554)
THE CRUNCH 5883 2 0 1 13 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
SPIDER CLAWS 5692 2 1 0 13 BLACK & BLUE (547)
PUY 5764 2 1 0 13 TEERAK HA (553)
SYNDICATE 5952 1 2 0 13 ORCCON THUGS (572)
ULTIMATE WRATH 5775 1 1 0 13 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
DAPHNE 5631 1 1 0 13 MEMPHIS MAFIA (538)
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 2 1 0 12 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
MAM 5765 2 1 0 12 TEERAK HA (553)
HEINOUS DEEDS 5655 2 1 0 12 THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
PROBLEM SOLVER 5829 2 1 0 12 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
BEFOULED SOUL 5657 2 1 0 12 THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
ACE OF SPADES 5639 1 2 0 12 ROCKING CREW (540)
KURT RAMBIS 5917 1 2 0 12 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
SOGNATORE 5895 1 2 0 11 DREAMERS (569)
GOLD DUST WOMAN 5809 1 2 0 11 ROCKING CREW (540)
HESABULL 6020 1 0 0 11 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
-INOR REDSHEATH 5811 1 1 0 11 BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533)
MENTAL ANGUISH 5656 3 0 0 10 THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
DOME DRIVER 5892 2 1 1 10 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
UNLEASHED FURY 5654 2 1 0 10 THE DREIHDENS 2 (543)
CIPHER 5972 2 1 0 10 ORCCON THUGS (572)
-MURID BLOODLETTER 5564 2 0 0 10 BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533)
TANTRIC 6019 1 0 0 10 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
BAGMAN 5890 1 2 0 9 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
AVREN RALCEN 5994 1 1 0 9 THE FORCE II (537)
HIGH VOLTAGE 5663 1 2 0 9 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
TINIETON 5990 1 1 0 9 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
-I.D. BEST 5542 1 0 0 9 SOME BODIES (523)
AURIX 5788 2 1 1 8 DRACONOMICON (557)
PUTRESSENCE 5778 2 1 1 8 DARK TOADS (534)
MA RAINEY 5702 2 1 0 8 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
CUBS FAN 5709 2 1 0 8 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
VERY FRAIL 5690 2 1 0 8 BLACK & BLUE (547)
EXCALIBUR 5878 2 1 0 7 CRUSADE (505)
GREEN KNIGHT 5623 2 1 0 7 CRUSADE (505)
HOPELESS ROB 5577 2 1 0 7 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
MARINA 5685 2 1 0 7 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
ROGUE 7 5813 2 1 0 7 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
AQUALUNG 5810 2 1 0 7 ROCKING CREW (540)
SON HOUSE 5704 2 1 0 7 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
FLINT 5576 2 1 0 7 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
FRAGILE 5693 2 1 0 7 BLACK & BLUE (547)
-ASHAA D'EVYL 5565 1 1 1 7 BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533)
PADIC VINIS 5868 1 2 0 7 THE FORCE II (537)
-CHUYE FLAMEWEAVER 5887 1 1 0 7 BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533)
BAESHRA 5787 1 2 0 7 DRACONOMICON (557)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WET N WILD 5446 1 3 0 6 SPORTZ! (518)
-OSEA FOEHAMMER 5681 1 1 0 6 BLACK HAND BRIGADE (533)
POWERMAN 5000 5794 1 2 0 5 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
ROBERT JOHNSON 5703 1 2 0 5 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
BOB THE LECHER 5841 1 2 0 5 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
MAD LEE 5727 1 2 0 5 INSANE REIGN (550)
DARK CHAMPION 5689 1 2 0 5 BLACK & BLUE (547)
QUAX 5958 1 2 0 5 ORCCON THUGS (572)
THIJS ZONNEVELD 5580 1 2 0 5 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
RED STORM 5889 1 2 0 5 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
LION TAMER 5853 1 2 0 5 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
CLYDE 5686 1 2 0 5 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
SIR GREYBEARD 5854 1 2 0 5 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
GEORGE MIKAN 5910 1 2 0 5 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
MATTHE' PRONK 5581 1 2 0 5 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
SHORT CIRCUIT 5661 1 2 0 5 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
CRAZY IVAN 5998 1 1 0 4 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
ULTIMATE PAIN 5774 1 1 0 4 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
-DIPTHONG 5821 1 1 0 4 MIKES MORGUE (561)
RAM 5877 0 3 0 3 CRUSADE (505)
WHITE MIRROR 5899 0 3 0 3 MAYAN WHITE (570)
ABHORRENCE 5568 0 3 0 3 DARK TOADS (534)
SPEE 5724 0 3 0 3 INSANE REIGN (550)
KEPESK 5886 0 3 0 3 DRACONOMICON (557)
MUDVAYNE 5848 0 3 0 3 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
SALIVA 5796 0 3 0 3 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
BRYNE MADEROS 5722 0 3 0 3 THE FORCE II (537)
DREAMER 5894 0 3 0 3 DREAMERS (569)
RUUD AERTS 5582 0 3 0 3 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
SPECTRE 5815 0 3 0 3 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
ALL LICKERED UP 5770 0 3 0 3 ARENA FELINES (554)
HIDEOUS 5569 0 3 0 3 DARK TOADS (534)
PUSSY-FOOTED 5772 0 3 0 3 ARENA FELINES (554)
PEG THE SCARY 5573 0 3 0 3 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
SHADOW KAT 5629 0 2 0 2 MEMPHIS MAFIA (538)
MATRIX 5855 0 2 0 2 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
-WISHKILLER 5820 0 2 0 2 MIKES MORGUE (561)
EZ CHEESY 5885 0 2 0 2 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
GUS 5987 0 2 0 2 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
ULTIMATE DESIRE 5777 0 2 0 2 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
ISHI 5991 0 2 0 2 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
CHESTER 5884 0 2 0 2 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
SEIGE 6003 0 1 0 1 CRUSADE (505)
GREEK GUY HAMMER 6012 0 1 0 1 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
CHAOS MAGE 6021 0 1 0 1 INSANE REIGN (550)
WIMPY HAMMER 6010 0 1 0 1 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
JOOST POSTHUMA 6015 0 1 0 1 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
DARK HORSE 6016 0 1 0 1 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
HAMMER HAMMER 6013 0 1 0 1 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEFENDER 5711 0 1 0 CRUSADE 505 DIRTY DEEDS 5640 491
VILE 6014 0 1 0 DARK TOADS 534 DARK CHAMPION 604 493 NONE
SWIMMER 6002 1 1 0 DIFFERENT HATS 532 DARK CHAMPION 604 493 NONE
VYTH 5999 1 1 0 DRACONOMICON 557 TEMPLAR 5714 493
VOREL 5789 0 1 0 DRACONOMICON 557 CHEETO 5882 491
CHAOS DOG 5880 0 3 0 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS 565 DOME DRIVER 5892 493
ISENE IALLIA 5856 0 1 0 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS 565 THE CRUNCH 5883 491
EVREN RALCEN 5995 0 2 0 THE FORCE II 537 MOUNTAIN TROLL 598 493 NONE
SILENCER 5860 0 1 0 HITMEN FOR HIRE 560 SIREN WOLFE 5719 491
INSAYN 5807 1 2 0 INSANE REIGN 550 WHITE WIZARD 5901 493
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BADWON 5723 0 2 0 INSANE REIGN 550 AURIX 5788 492
SUCK 3 6018 0 1 0 LUROCIANS Z2 555 SPYMASTER 602 493 NONE
SUCK 4 6017 0 1 0 LUROCIANS Z2 555 STONE GOLEM 606 493 NONE
THE DONNAS 5795 1 1 0 MILLENIUM METAL 558 MSSR PRONE 5817 492
FREEBIRD 5642 1 2 0 ROCKING CREW 540 REVEUR 5896 493
ARNE KORNEGOOR 5578 0 2 0 RONDE VAN NOORD-H 536 GROTESQUE 5571 492
MANDIBLE 5503 3 2 0 SOME BODIES 523 HUSBAND 5561 491
ROULETTE 6000 1 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES Z 546 RILLION HAMMER 6011 493
YUI 5747 0 1 0 TEERAK HA 553 PUTRESSENCE 5778 491 JUST REV
IMMORALITY 4293 0 1 0 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO 388 BANDIT PRINCE 605 493 NONE
BOB 5988 1 1 0 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS 573 ASSUR HAMMER 6009 493
PERSONAL ADS
The Corsican -- I congratulate you. You learn quite well. I look forward to meeting
with you again. -- White Worldbenger
RAM -- You must hit your opponent to win a duel, little G! -- White Dog
Mudvayne -- To beat the wind you must first understand the Zen art of breaking
wind...you have much to learn. -- White Wind
Lion Tamer -- Wizards tame more than lions. We also teach very well to the
perceptive student. I will be watching out for you. -- White Wizard
Very Frail -- Wow. What are you anyway? An armadillo? That was demoralizing; I
couldn't even hit you!!! -- White Mirror
Here are my three guys if I haven't announced them yet. The other two suck and will
be filled as soon as the DA quits giving me 4 wt 5 wl guys. -- The Greek Guy,
Lurocians Z2
Ultimate Pain AB
Ultimate Wrath LU
Ultimate Desire PS
Chaos will soon turn its attention to others.... We've been busy pounding ourselves
silly, but we will get to the rest of you. -- Matrix
Chaos Mage will fight for the SM of bashing. -- Insane Reign (Matrix)
Zalgor & Zalconites -- Joost Posthuma will fight in the Parry Riposte Style Master
competition. -- Dr. Mabuse, Ronde van Noord -- Hol.
Vyth is a WS. -- Assamithius, manager of Draconomicon
All -- I'm not here for the contest so no styles from me...but I do than you all for
the scouting reports. (evil grin) Don't sweat me though! I'll be gone in a couple
turns. -- Bookie
P.S. KLK KLK BOOM!!
P.P.S. Come to Jhans!!!
Chaos Inc -- Consider this a personal invite into DM 36. Since "The Firm" ran away
the KLK needs someone to play with. (evil grin) Hurry up and "come to any arena near
me soon." -- Bookie
All -- Matrix was returned to life due to an input error. -- Flagg
Zalcon Contest Administrators -- Dark Horse is an AB and I would like have him in the
stylemaster competition as well. -- Flagg
All -- Well...last place. Isn't that embarrassing? Hmmmm.... Guess I'm going to
have to start turning up the heat a bit! -- Flagg
All -- Chaos Rules!!! -- Flagg
Zalcon Officials here are the entries from the West Side Bollocks:
Gus -- Parry-Riposte
Timmy! -- Parry-Lunge
Tinieton -- Slasher
Ishie -- Wall of Steel
Bob -- Lunger
I am a complete newbie and missed the first round, but I would still like to be
entered into the tourney. -- Farnham
Magic Johnson -- Your coloring is peculiar, to say the least--all that purple! But
you learn well. I like that in an opponent: one who loses and learns well. It makes
me feel that it's all worth while. -- Pericles
White Worldbenger -- Ah, very good. -- The Corsican
P.S. So tell me, how do you beng a world? And why?
Flagg -- Chaos doesn't rule. It can't, by its very nature. It can, however, confuse
everything rather thoroughly. -- Nick
Templar -- You put up one hell of a fight! Really you did. I get caught up in the
music. You are a fine warrior. I won't be around too long, but I will have fun
while I'm here. Hope you taught well. -- Aqua Lung
Dark Champion -- Did my Gold Dust get on you? I was wondering. I didn't want to
hurt you, just win. I was mad after my first loss. So I had to make it up for my
team. -- Gold Dust Woman
Deacon -- Nothing personal, buddy. Just doing my deeds (Dirt Cheap) so I keep
fighting. My manager says we have to win constantly or get sent away. I am afraid
of that dark place. -- Dirty Deeds
Chuye Flameweaver -- Oh no. Another loss. What am I to do? What am I to say? When
I do figure this fighting thing out, I will be unstoppable. Congrats on your big
win. -- Ace of Spades
Shaq Daddy -- Damn, you hit hard. I thought I had you. Boy was I surprised. You're
good. You got my attention and respect. Congrats on your big ole win, dude. --
Freebird
All -- HESA Bull will compete for the slasher. -- Stylemaster DAF
25 February 2004
Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden
lack of episodes. I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the
Scribe
3 March 2004
MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION
Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables. Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors! There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good? How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!? How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic. Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound? Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors? Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
The quality of the lots is excellent. All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me. I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras! So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for
several weeks. But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,
Mongo
5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer
The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
-- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33
18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update
We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start. We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills. The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open. There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each. Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance. We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena. But, they were a no show. Guess they proved what they are
really made of. *evil grin*
Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge. We are
throwing down the gauntlet. Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance. If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad. FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36. We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena. Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.
Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
EVREN RALCEN was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWIMMER was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
IMMORALITY was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SUCK 3 was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUCK 4 was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
VILE was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MATTHE' PRONK was devastated by GROTESQUE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud brawl.
MARCH MADNESS was defeated by CHASM OF IGNORANCE in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
ZOLA was devastated by STANLEY'S CUP in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
MUDVAYNE lost to DEACON in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert Challenge duel.
WILLIE BROWN narrowly defeated EXCALIBUR in a 2 minute gory beginner's Challenge duel.
SIR GREYBEARD was savagely defeated by CIPHER in a 4 minute Challenge match.
WHITE MIRROR was luckily beaten by SON HOUSE in a 5 minute novice's Challenge match.
DAPHNE handily defeated POWERMAN 5000 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
WHITE WORLDBENGER subdued MA RAINEY in a 3 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
SHADOW KAT was unbelievably bested by CUBS FAN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GREEN KNIGHT was outlasted by JOLT in a 7 minute beginner's Challenge struggle.
MAD LEE was handily defeated by CHARLEY PATTON in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SPEE was devastated by TWISTED REASON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MESSERI ADLER demolished HOPELESS ROB in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ROBERT JOHNSON was luckily beaten by HAPPY CAT in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
60HZ SHUFFLE devastated AQUALUNG in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SHAQ DADDY won victory over PADIC VINIS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
THE CRUNCH overcame DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
BAGMAN bested QUAX in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
CAT TUSION was defeated by PERICLES in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BRAM DE WAARD overpowered CLYDE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ROGUE 7 was subdued by MICHAEL COOPER in a 4 minute novice's Challenge melee.
SYNDICATE handily defeated SALIVA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
ALL LICKERED UP was overpowered by STIGMA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
VANGUARD outlasted PEG THE SCARY in a crowd boring 33 minute novice's Challenge fight.
PUSSY-FOOTED was overcome by GREAT NOTION in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
ULTIMATE PAIN was subdued by KRAVEN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
ULTIMATE WRATH overpowered THIJS ZONNEVELD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PUTRESSENCE was handily defeated by SI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JUSTGIVEITUP won victory over PIGEON BLOOD in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
FREEBIRD was murdered by REVEUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BAESHRA overcame RUUD AERTS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fight.
MARINA was demolished by CAEX in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
ANDROMEDA won victory over WHITE WIND in a 2 minute gruesome novice's Challenge bout.
AURIX was overpowered by NOI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
VYTH was viciously butchered by TEMPLAR in a popular 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
HIDEOUS was vanquished by HENNESSY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
CRAZY IVAN was demolished by NICKLEBACK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge conflict.
ARC BURN unbelievably bested SUPER BOWL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
THE MACHINE overpowered FRAGILE in a 1 minute bloody uneven Challenge competition.
AVREN RALCEN subdued BOB THE LECHER in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
EXCURSION was demolished by VALLEY OF FEAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FIRE BALL was overpowered by HUSBAND in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SERILIA overpowered THE CORSICAN in a 1 minute uneven competition.
DIRTY DEEDS was demolished by RAEL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
SIREN WOLFE demolished EZ CHEESY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BRYNE MADEROS was overpowered by TIMMY! in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PUY handily defeated DARK HORSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MAM subdued ABHORRENCE in a 2 minute amateur's battle.
GETS LAST LICKS defeated JOOST POSTHUMA in a 4 minute novice's brawl.
SPIDER CLAWS demolished CHESTER in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
VERY FRAIL luckily beat SHORT CIRCUIT in a unpopular 18 minute beginner's bout.
ULTIMATE DESIRE was outlasted by MENTAL ANGUISH in a 14 minute amateur's fight.
HIGH VOLTAGE slimly won victory over LION TAMER in a 3 minute gory novice's bout.
INSAYN was slaughtered by WHITE WIZARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GOLD DUST WOMAN was savagely defeated by WHITE DOG in a 5 minute novice's conflict.
SPECTRE was overpowered by HESABULL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PROBLEM SOLVER subdued RAM in a popular 3 minute beginner's duel.
BEFOULED SOUL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a dull 6 minute one-sided fight.
MATRIX was vanquished by KURT RAMBIS in a 2 minute one-sided match.
CHAOS DOG was savagely slain by DOME DRIVER in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
CHEETA devastated CHAOS MAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven match.
CHEETO overpowered GEORGE MIKAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HEINOUS DEEDS beat DREAMER in a popular 1 minute novice's fight.
KEPESK was viciously subdued by SADIE LYNNE in a exciting 3 minute amateur's duel.
RED STORM was savagely defeated by SOGNATORE in a 4 minute beginner's match.
UNLEASHED FURY defeated GREEK GUY HAMMER in a action packed 1 minute beginner's fight.
SONADOR subdued TINIETON in a exciting 1 minute gruesome beginner's conflict.
TRAUMER overpowered ISHI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ACE OF SPADES demolished GUS in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
MAGIC JOHNSON won victory over WIMPY HAMMER in a 2 minute novice's match.
BOB was barely slain by ASSUR HAMMER in a 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
FLINT subdued SEIGE in a 5 minute gory beginner's fight.
ROULETTE was murdered by RILLION HAMMER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
HAMMER HAMMER was overpowered by TANTRIC in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 30 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 20 AIMED BLOW 35 - 28 - 2 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 18 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 22 - 1 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 17 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 39 - 1 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 42 - 3 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 LUNGING ATTACK 47 - 67 - 3 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 22 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 11 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 54 - 9 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 58 - 2 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 21 - 0 32 |
Turn 493 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 10 - 7 AIMED BLOW 7 - 9 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 8 - 7 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 5 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 15 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 1 AIMED BLOW
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CHASM OF IGNORANCE 4186 10 3 0 127 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
SLASHING ATTACK VALLEY OF FEAR 4188 9 3 0 96 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
PARRY-STRIKE MARCH MADNESS 5435 8 2 0 84 SPORTZ! (518)
LUNGING ATTACK EXCURSION 5030 17 14 0 76 BLADES OF MIST (253)
BASHING ATTACK HUSBAND 5561 6 2 4 65 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
AIMED BLOW STANLEY'S CUP 5443 4 0 0 60 SPORTZ! (518)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EXCURSION 5030. The most popular warrior this turn
was PIGEON BLOOD 5691. The ten other most popular fighters were SOGNATORE 5895,
MARCH MADNESS 5435, WHITE WORLDBENGER 5900, MICHAEL COOPER 5943, SUPER BOWL 5436, RAM
5877, SADIE LYNNE 5630, SWIMMER 6002, SUCK 4 6017, and STANLEY'S CUP 5443.
The least popular fighter this week was VANGUARD 5966. The other ten least popular
fighters were PEG THE SCARY 5573, VERY FRAIL 5690, SHORT CIRCUIT 5661, MENTAL ANGUISH
5656, BEFOULED SOUL 5657, PUSSY-FOOTED 5772, JOLT 5660, FLINT 5576, ULTIMATE DESIRE
5777, and SON HOUSE 5704.