DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/04/2004 Duedate: 05/17/2004
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-496
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MARCH MADNESS
SPORTZ! (518)
(4-5435) [9-3-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MARCH MADNESS ANDROMEDA
SPORTZ! (518) SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
(4-5435) [9-3-0,102] (4-5684) [5-1-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EXCURSION SIREN WOLFE
BLADES OF MIST (253) THE FORCE II (537)
(4-5030) [18-14-0,85] (4-5719) [4-2-1,21]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ORCCON THUGS (572) 52
2. PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 41 BLADES OF MIST (253)
3. TEERAK HA (553) 38 Unchartered Team
4. MAYAN WHITE (570) 37
5. SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546) 37 BABY BROTHERS (510)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*BABY BROTHERS (510) 1 0 0 100 1/ 6*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (546) 12 3 1
2/ 4*ORCCON THUGS (572) 21 9 1 70.0 2/ 4*ORCCON THUGS (572) 11 4 1
3/ 2*PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 20 9 1 69.0 3/ 2*PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 10 4 1
4/ 7*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (546) 21 11 1 65.6 4/ 7*BLACK & BLUE (547) 10 5 0
5/ 5*BLACK & BLUE (547) 19 11 0 63.3 5/13*HITMEN FOR HIRE (560) 9 5 1
6/ 3*CLASSIC BLUES (549) 18 13 1 58.1 6/ 1*CLASSIC BLUES (549) 9 6 1
7- 8 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 34 25 0 57.6 7/10 CRUSADE (505) 8 5 1
8/ 6*CHEETO'S HEROES (568) 13 10 3 56.5 8/12*FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565) 8 7 2
9- 9*WALL OF DEATH (77) 6 5 0 54.5 9/15*ARENA FELINES (554) 8 7 0
10/10*TEERAK HA (553) 14 12 0 53.8 10/ 8*CHEETO'S HEROES (568) 7 6 1
11/17*MAYAN WHITE (570) 16 14 1 53.3 11/23 DARK TOADS (534) 7 8 1
12/11*ARENA FELINES (554) 16 14 0 53.3 12/17*MAYAN WHITE (570) 7 8 0
13-12*THOROUGHBREDS (564) 14 13 2 51.9 13/14*INSANE REIGN (550) 7 8 0
14/13 BLADES OF MIST (253) 272 255 19 51.6 14- 3*THOROUGHBREDS (564) 6 4 1
15/14 SPORTZ! (518) 19 18 1 51.4 15/21*LUROCIANS Z2 (555) 6 6 0
16/ 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 225 221 12 50.4 16/ 5*SHOCK TROOPS (544) 6 9 1
17/15 SOME BODIES (523) 18 20 1 47.4 17/ 9 DIFFERENT HATS (532) 6 9 1
18/18 CRUSADE (505) 93 104 6 47.2 18/19*FORCE OF FIVE (535) 6 9 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16*SHOCK TROOPS (544) 14 17 1 45.2 19/16*TEERAK HA (553) 5 8 0
20/19 DIFFERENT HATS (532) 22 27 7 44.9 20/22*DRACONOMICON (557) 5 9 1
21/25*HITMEN FOR HIRE (560) 15 19 1 44.1 21/28*WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573) 5 10 0
22/20*FORCE OF FIVE (535) 14 19 1 42.4 22/24 DOGS OF WAR (115) 4 5 0
23/22 THE FORCE II (537) 94 135 10 41.0 23/26*RONDE VAN NOORD-HO (536) 4 8 0
24/21*MEMPHIS MAFIA (538) 4 6 0 40.0 24/25*MILLENIUM METAL (558) 4 9 0
25/26 DOGS OF WAR (115) 316 475 18 39.9 25/11*DREAMERS (569) 4 10 0
26/28*LUROCIANS Z2 (555) 10 16 0 38.5 26/18 THE FORCE II (537) 4 11 0
27/23*DREAMERS (569) 11 18 1 37.9 27/30 BLADES OF MIST (253) 3 1 0
28/31*WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573) 9 16 0 36.0 28/31 SPORTZ! (518) 2 2 0
29/29*DRACONOMICON (557) 11 20 2 35.5 29-33*WALL OF DEATH (77) 1 0 0
30/27*INSANE REIGN (550) 11 21 0 34.4 30/ 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 1 0 0
31/30*FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565) 10 21 2 32.3 31/ 0*BABY BROTHERS (510) 1 0 0
32/33 DARK TOADS (534) 12 26 3 31.6 32-27 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 1 1 0
33/32*MILLENIUM METAL (558) 9 20 0 31.0 33/29*MEMPHIS MAFIA (538) 1 2 0
34/34*RONDE VAN NOORD-HO (536) 7 21 0 25.0 34/32*FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574) 1 7 0
35/35*FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574) 3 10 2 23.1 35/35 SOME BODIES (523) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Argonaughts lift less unfortunate art links from references passed in pubs.
Back darkened corners behind table references that make little sense to the passer by
and less to the drunken sod mumbling through frothy whiskers. Rhythm was not amused
and not soon after that the great wooden chair she was defending herself with was
snapped over the sop's head with a blinding *crash* followed by a quick run for the
door.
"'Scuse me. Ma'am, 'scuse me, could I talk to you for a second? You have quite
a canter there; adrenaline huh?" The youthful young man at her arm seemed to have
little trouble keeping up with her as she ran headlong through the streets, darting
between houses and around passersby. Rhythm considered the man's pace, gauged his
position and stopped cold after turning a corner, ducking low and bracing herself for
the imminent collision. Two and a half seconds later she knew something was amiss
and three quick moves later she was crouched on top of the inner wall of the city
checking for guards.
He heard her stop moving and realized she was not in the mood to talk at the
moment. It was quite a show she put on back there, holding off a table of drunken
locals. The most impressive thing was not that she could take care of herself, it
wasn't even that backhanded wallop she packed back the second yokel with before
bounding over the table. It was the way she moved; she was not a quick mover but she
moved gracefully from one place to the next without second thoughts. Dedicated to
the movement before she moved. She could be dangerous and obviously was putting her
talent to waste, she needed him and after they lost the mirror they needed a fifth.
She was obviously heading for the east wall, probably set up camp in the hills so the
hills it would be. He was waiting for her on the other side, hands out, eyes wide
and a charming smile. She did not fail to notice the scimitar at his hip was not
peace bound and easily within reach.
"You a cop? What do you want? You try anything funny and I will take your left
hand with me when I leave." She was moving lithely and surely to her left while she
was speaking never taking her eyes from the dark young man in white who was shadowing
her and seemed intent on losing his left hand. Then she noticed the second man and
began to adjust her trajectory accordingly when she realized there was nowhere to go.
"Could you possibly spare a moment for an old man? We can help you; I know who
you are. I know why you are here. I know how you got here and I can help you to get
back home. One moment?" The old man spoke with a rich voice that, if she wasn't
surrounded by his cronies, would have normally sounded rather friendly and disarming.
This just made her more apprehensive and she was scanning the terrain as he spoke.
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Here are the Stylemaster points thru Turn 5 of the contest. It is still very early
but with the tourney out of the way I expect the points to start adding up fast!
Aimed Blow:
1. Noi 3 3. Cat Tusion 1
2. Dark Horse 2 3. The Crunch 1
Basher:
1. Andromeda 3 2. Ram 2
2. Grotesque 2 5. Dome Driver 1
2. George Mikan 2 5. Siren Wolfe 1
Lunger
1. Robert Johnson 3 8. Happy Cat 1
1. Aurix 3 8. Cheeta 1
3. Nickelback 2 8. Ez Cheesy 1
3. Reveur 2 8. Lion Tamer 1
3. Crazy Ivan 2 8. Willie Brown 1
3. Hennessy 2 8. Mam 1
3. Excaliber 2
Parry Lunge:
1. Michael Cooper 3 3. Thijs Zonneveld 1
1. Desperation 3
Parry Riposte:
1. Green Knight 3 2. Pussy Footed 1
2. Great Notion 1 2. Jolt 1
Parry Strike:
1. Putressence 4 4. Ultimate Desire 1
2. Avren Ralcen 2 4. Si 1
2. Clyde 2
Slasher:
1. Mad Lee 3 4. White Wizard 1
1. Charlie Patton 3 4. Bagman 1
3. Quax 2 4. Saliva 1
4. Sognatore 1 4. Shaq Daddy 1
4. Cheeto 1
Striker:
1. Bram De Waard 4 6. All Lickered Up 1
2. Kepesk 3 6. 60hz Shuffle 1
3. Messeri Adler 2 6. Matthe Pronk 1
3. Hopeless Rob 2 6. Templar 1
3. Stigma 2
Total Parry:
1. Justgiveitup 2 4. Short Circuit 1
1. Vanguard 2 4. Fragile 1
1. Very Frail 2 4. White Dog 1
Wall of Steel
1. White Worldbenger 2 2. Cipher 1
2. Sir Greybeard 1 2. Ma Rainey 1
2. Flint 1
Here are the Top 20 Warriors on the MVP Point list. Remember the Top 11 will get
prizes at the end of the contest. The scores are thru Turn 5, one quarter thru the
contest.
1. Putressence 13 11. White Worldbenger 10
2. Andromeda 13 12. Marina 10
3. Justgiveitup 12 13. Happy Cat 10
4. Vanguard 12 14. Robert Johnson 10
5. Arc Burn 12 15. Shaq Daddy 10
6. Great Notion 12 16. Hopeless Rob 10
7. Siren Wolfe 11 17. Mad Lee 10
8. Grotesque 11 18. Stigma 10
9. Noi 11 19. Ma Rainey 10
10. Charley Patton 10 20. Son House 10
Here is the Top 20 Team list for MVP points. It does not include the 2 teams that
have been inactive for the previous 2 turns.
1. Classic Blues 49 11. Insane Reign 38
2. Superior Forces ZC2 47 12. Force of Five 36
3. OrcCon Thugs 45 13. Dreamers 36
4. Purple and Gold 43 14. Hitmen for Hire 35
5. Thoroughbreds 42 15. Flagg XVI-Chaos 35
6. Black & Blue 41 16. Dark Toads 35
7. Arena Felines 41 17. Dracominion 32
8. Shock Troops 41 18. Millenium Metal 32
9. Mayan White 40 19. Cheetos Heroes 31
10. Crusade 40 20. Teerak Ha 31
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 494): SMEDS of THE BLACK COMPANY (Darkfist, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 495): HUSBAND of DIFFERENT HATS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 494): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): MEDUSA of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 490): VAPID VANNA of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 454): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): TAMMY FAYE of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 380): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 494): KING'S TEN (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 379): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): THE NUKES (Fusion, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 495): CLASSIC BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 494): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 497): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 490): THOROUGHBREDS (DRF, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 454): THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 193): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 431): none
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 380): FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 180): PLAGUES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 168): COLOUR GUARDS (Captain Crayola, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 145): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 373): BLACK PRIMER (
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 498): FANDRAL of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 497): WHIP SCORPION of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 494): CHASM OF IGNORANCE of UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (Neon Necromancer)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 495): HOOSIER DADDY of FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh)
JERICO of MORGAN'S BOYS (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 481): DALLAS of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 480): GLIMMOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
(turn 479): KITTY CHOWDER of CARNAGE CANARIES (C. Canary, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 445): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 444): HARI CANE of JINDA-BAN (Zin, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 330): AKLAR of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
(turn 329): DAWNRACER of MITHRAL HALO (Barnabas, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHELUM. Like, CLASSIC BLUES had to be so
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2! Way to go
SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2! I couldn't believe it. Did DARK TOADS really go up by 12? If
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! Really, just how far can
one team drop in one round? SHOCK TROOPS dropped 11, which I think's more than all
the other teams combined! See if I even talk to any of those losers in DREAMERS
again! Didja see where they got 1-4-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! What was
the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 16-14-1 you ask? (Sure)
MAYAN WHITE's their name, and fighting's their game! Talk about yer major upsets!
MAGIC JOHNSON's match with DARK HORSE cost him a loss of 11 points! And I was just
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome MARCH MADNESS.
Aren't SPORTZ! proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his
teammates? Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? The warriors of ARENA FELINES must be getting lonely.
They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Hhmph!
What kind of warriors are CRUSADE? ARENA FELINES, an easy team to beat if I ever saw
one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is ROBERT JOHNSON popular, or
what? He was challenged the most in all of JHELUM! He's got a 3-3-1, is that good?
Speaking of challenging 28 points above did you hear about NOK of TEERAK HA vs. FORCE
OF FIVE's HOPELESS ROB? (And how was that intro!) Like, was that some fighting on
NOK's part, or what? And she got 21 points out of it! (besides getting in my
report) Poor HOPELESS ROB. People were asking me did BAESHRA REALLY challenge
ROBERT JOHNSON? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a
spectacular fight, or anything, but ROBERT JOHNSON wants me to write about it since
he was overcame by BAESHRA. Satisfied? SYNDICATE must not be a good enough fighter
to get in fair fights. He challenged WILLIE BROWN. 9 is a big difference. (Well,
that's what they tell me.) I thought SYNDICATE showed great skill and promise when he
defeated WILLIE BROWN. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All JHELUM ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! DA MEAT returns from the Dark
Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his FORCE OF FIVE teammates... Like was that some
Bloodfeud, or what? (BAESHRA vs. ROBERT JOHNSON, that is.) What if they had a fight
and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARCH MADNESS 5435 9 3 0 102 SPORTZ! (518)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VALLEY OF FEAR 4188 9 3 0 96 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EXCURSION 5030 18 14 0 85 BLADES OF MIST (253)
HUSBAND 5561 8 3 5 79 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DESERT OF TRUTH 4187 9 2 0 62 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
SERILIA 5193 8 3 1 60 BLADES OF MIST (253)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STANLEY'S CUP 5443 4 1 0 55 SPORTZ! (518)
ANDROMEDA 5684 5 1 0 54 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
PERICLES 5531 10 6 0 48 DOGS OF WAR (115)
BRAM DE WAARD 5701 4 2 0 46 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
-FIRE BALL 5486 8 3 0 41 SOME BODIES (523)
DARK HORSE 6016 3 1 1 41 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
STIGMA 5968 5 1 0 40 ORCCON THUGS (572)
HAPPY CAT 5771 6 0 0 39 ARENA FELINES (554)
JUSTGIVEITUP 5688 6 0 0 39 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
VANGUARD 5966 6 0 0 39 ORCCON THUGS (572)
GROTESQUE 5571 5 1 1 39 DARK TOADS (534)
QUAX 5958 4 2 1 38 ORCCON THUGS (572)
SYNDICATE 5952 3 3 0 38 ORCCON THUGS (572)
MICHAEL COOPER 5943 5 0 0 36 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
PUTRESSENCE 5778 4 2 1 36 DARK TOADS (534)
RAM 5877 3 3 0 35 CRUSADE (505)
ALL LICKERED UP 5770 2 4 0 34 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAQ DADDY 5912 5 1 1 33 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
WHITE DOG 5898 5 1 0 33 MAYAN WHITE (570)
VERY FRAIL 5690 5 1 0 33 BLACK & BLUE (547)
-GREAT NOTION 5851 4 1 1 33 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
BAESHRA 5787 2 4 0 33 DRACONOMICON (557)
DA MEAT 6051 1 0 1 33 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
THE CORSICAN 5618 7 4 0 32 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-SUPER BOWL 5436 5 4 1 32 SPORTZ! (518)
CHARLEY PATTON 5840 4 2 0 32 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
ARC BURN 5662 5 1 1 31 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
EXCALIBUR 5878 4 2 0 31 CRUSADE (505)
WHITE WORLDBENGER 5900 4 2 0 31 MAYAN WHITE (570)
CAT TUSION 5769 4 2 0 31 ARENA FELINES (554)
ULTIMATE PAIN 5774 4 1 0 30 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
RAEL 5225 4 2 0 30 BLADES OF MIST (253)
ROGUE 7 5813 4 2 0 30 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
CLYDE 5686 3 3 1 29 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
MARINA 5685 5 1 0 28 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
GEORGE MIKAN 5910 3 3 0 28 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
TRAUMER 5897 3 3 0 28 DREAMERS (569)
CUBS FAN 5709 4 2 0 27 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
FRAGILE 5693 4 2 0 27 BLACK & BLUE (547)
CRAZY IVAN 5998 4 1 1 26 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
NOI 5739 4 2 0 26 TEERAK HA (553)
CIPHER 5972 3 3 0 26 ORCCON THUGS (572)
RED STORM 5889 3 3 0 26 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
KURT RAMBIS 5917 3 3 0 26 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
MA RAINEY 5702 5 1 0 25 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
CHEETA 5881 4 1 0 25 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NICKLEBACK 5798 3 3 0 24 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEACON 5557 3 8 0 23 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
ABHORRENCE 5568 1 5 1 23 DARK TOADS (534)
HOPELESS ROB 5577 4 2 0 22 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
NOK 6032 1 1 0 22 TEERAK HA (553)
SIREN WOLFE 5719 4 2 1 21 THE FORCE II (537)
ROBERT JOHNSON 5703 3 3 1 21 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
HIGH VOLTAGE 5663 3 3 0 21 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
DARK CHAMPION 5689 3 3 0 21 BLACK & BLUE (547)
CHAOS MAGE 6021 2 2 0 21 INSANE REIGN (550)
SPIDER CLAWS 5692 4 2 0 20 BLACK & BLUE (547)
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 4 2 0 20 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
SON HOUSE 5704 4 2 0 20 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
KEPESK 5886 3 3 1 20 DRACONOMICON (557)
WHITE WIZARD 5901 3 3 1 19 MAYAN WHITE (570)
PROBLEM SOLVER 5829 3 3 0 19 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
AVREN RALCEN 5994 3 2 0 19 THE FORCE II (537)
SIR GREYBEARD 5854 3 3 0 19 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
NOD 6043 2 0 0 19 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
THE MACHINE 5575 4 2 0 18 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
BAGMAN 5890 3 3 0 18 HITMEN FOR HIRE (560)
GETS LAST LICKS 5768 3 3 0 18 ARENA FELINES (554)
KRAVEN 5808 3 3 0 18 INSANE REIGN (550)
THE CRUNCH 5883 2 3 1 18 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
MESSERI ADLER 5879 2 4 0 18 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
WHITE WIND 5902 2 4 0 18 MAYAN WHITE (570)
WHITE RHYTHMICMIRROR 6042 2 0 0 18 MAYAN WHITE (570)
REVEUR 5896 3 3 1 17 DREAMERS (569)
ULTIMATE DESIRE 5777 2 3 0 17 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
SMOKY BARRY 6039 1 1 0 17 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
PIGEON BLOOD 5691 3 3 0 16 BLACK & BLUE (547)
SADIE LYNNE 5630 3 0 0 16 MEMPHIS MAFIA (538)
TINIETON 5990 3 2 0 16 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
FLINT 5576 3 3 0 16 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
SOGNATORE 5895 2 4 0 16 DREAMERS (569)
WILLIE BROWN 5705 2 4 0 16 CLASSIC BLUES (549)
THIJS ZONNEVELD 5580 2 4 0 16 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
HIDEOUS 5569 2 4 0 16 DARK TOADS (534)
-JUNKY 6027 1 2 0 16 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
-OUR GOM JABAR 619 1 2 0 16 WALL OF DEATH (77)
DESPERATION 6024 2 1 1 15 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
-LION TAMER 5853 2 3 0 15 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
EZ CHEESY 5885 1 4 0 15 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
EMILLE 5357 1 0 0 15 BLADES OF MIST (253)
ASSUR HAMMER 6009 2 1 1 14 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
60HZ SHUFFLE 5828 2 4 0 14 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
-CLOSED CIRCLE 620 2 0 0 14 WALL OF DEATH (77)
DREAMER 5894 1 5 0 14 DREAMERS (569)
ULTIMATE WRATH 2 6037 1 1 0 14 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
PIANIST 6059 1 0 0 13 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
-DOME DRIVER 5892 3 2 1 12 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
MUDVAYNE 5848 1 5 0 12 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
SPEE 5724 1 5 0 12 INSANE REIGN (550)
PUSSY-FOOTED 5772 1 5 0 12 ARENA FELINES (554)
MATRIX 5855 0 5 0 12 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (565)
-HENNESSY 5852 3 2 0 11 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
CHEETOO 6070 1 0 1 11 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367 1 0 0 11 BABY BROTHERS (510)
BLAZIN 6069 1 0 0 11 CHEETO'S HEROES (568)
-ATOM SMASHER 621 2 0 0 10 WALL OF DEATH (77)
PADIS VINIC 6033 1 1 0 10 THE FORCE II (537)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLIPKNOT 6065 1 0 0 10 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
MAM 6053 1 0 0 10 TEERAK HA (553)
SALIVA 5796 0 6 0 10 MILLENIUM METAL (558)
RUUD AERTS 5582 0 6 0 10 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
TIMMY! 5989 2 3 0 9 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
-RILLION HAMMER 6011 1 1 1 9 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
DRAKEN 6029 1 2 0 9 DRACONOMICON (557)
CRAZY CHAOS 6030 1 2 0 9 INSANE REIGN (550)
WHITE THUNDER 6040 1 0 0 9 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
AM 6055 1 0 0 8 TEERAK HA (553)
WIMPY HAMMER 6010 0 4 0 8 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
-HESABULL 6020 2 1 0 7 THOROUGHBREDS (564)
SOD 6044 1 1 0 7 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
-WET N WILD 5446 1 3 0 6 SPORTZ! (518)
ULTIMATE RAGE 6035 0 2 0 6 LUROCIANS Z2 (555)
DAPHNE 5631 1 2 0 5 MEMPHIS MAFIA (538)
SPARKACUS 6045 1 1 0 4 SHOCK TROOPS (544)
-DIM MAK 622 1 1 0 4 WALL OF DEATH (77)
SHADOW KAT 5629 0 3 0 3 MEMPHIS MAFIA (538)
RAZE 6028 0 3 0 3 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS (573)
DOGFACE 6031 0 3 0 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-GREEK GUY HAMMER 6012 0 2 0 2 FAMOUS DM HAMMERZ (574)
-SUNSHINE 623 0 2 0 2 WALL OF DEATH (77)
OUM 6054 0 1 0 1 TEERAK HA (553)
-HUNTING WOLF 4237 0 1 0 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
DROMMARE 6066 0 1 0 1 DREAMERS (569)
RHYAEX 6063 0 1 0 1 DRACONOMICON (557)
ASHANDALON 6062 0 1 0 1 DRACONOMICON (557)
VILE 6058 0 1 0 1 DARK TOADS (534)
CAREOLA DENALLA 6067 0 1 0 1 THE FORCE II (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SEIGE 6003 1 3 0 CRUSADE 505 ARENAMASTER NARHM 603 496 NONE
LOST KNIGHT 6056 0 1 0 CRUSADE 505 MOUNTAIN TROLL 598 496 NONE
HEDGE KNIGHT 6057 0 1 0 CRUSADE 505 STONE GOLEM 606 496 NONE
SHEWISH GIANT 601 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 DA MEAT 6051 496 NONE
AURIX 5788 2 2 1 DRACONOMICON 557 ROBERT JOHNSON 5703 494 JUST REV
CHAOS DOG 5880 0 3 0 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS 565 DOME DRIVER 5892 493
BRYNE MADEROS 5722 0 6 0 THE FORCE II 537 STONE GOLEM 606 496 NONE
BOB THE LECHER 5841 1 4 0 FORCE OF FIVE 535 CLYDE 5686 495
MAD LEE 5727 3 3 0 INSANE REIGN 550 QUAX 5958 496
INSAYN 5807 1 2 0 INSANE REIGN 550 WHITE WIZARD 5901 493 REVENGED
ULTIMATE WRATH 5775 1 2 0 LUROCIANS Z2 555 SHAQ DADDY 5912 494
SMILE EMPTY SOUL 6064 0 1 0 MILLENIUM METAL 558 CHEETOO 6070 496
POWERMAN 5000 5794 2 3 0 MILLENIUM METAL 558 DARK HORSE 6016 495
ARNE KORNEGOOR 5578 0 2 0 RONDE VAN NOORD-H 536 GROTESQUE 5571 492 NOT REVE
MATTHE' PRONK 5581 1 4 0 RONDE VAN NOORD-H 536 KEPESK 5886 495
SHORT CIRCUIT 5661 1 5 0 SHOCK TROOPS 544 ABHORRENCE 5568 496
I.D. BEST 5542 1 1 0 SOME BODIES 523 BANDIT PRINCE 605 496 NONE
STING 6006 0 1 0 SOME BODIES 523 STONE GOLEM 606 496 NONE
ROULETTE 6000 1 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES Z 546 RILLION HAMMER 6011 493 REVENGED
PUY 5764 2 2 0 TEERAK HA 553 GREAT NOTION 5851 494
PIYA 6008 1 1 0 TEERAK HA 553 DESPERATION 6024 495
GUS 5987 0 3 0 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS 573 ARC BURN 5662 494
BOB 5988 1 1 0 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS 573 ASSUR HAMMER 6009 493 REVENGED
ISHI 5991 0 3 0 WESTSIDE BULLOCKS 573 CRAZY IVAN 5998 494
PERSONAL ADS
Wizard -- Accidents happen. But so do I. I happen to be bloodfeuding you--Spee or
Mad Lee. I'm feeling a bit psycho right now. Not too sure who I am! Bah! It
doesn't really matter now, does it? Least 'til I er...we get out on the sands--Mad
Lee or Spee or whoever the hell I am!!! -- Insane Reign , coming soon (rather
chaotically), to a Loony Bin near you!
I would like to announce my newest warrior to the contest. Vile is a WS (no ID#
yet). Please resign the SM contest now. -- TigToad of Dark Toads
The Coriscan -- I am a grotesque TV though. -- Grotesque
Mad Lee -- You have had revenge for your clan. Well fought. I wouldn't suggest
trying that again.... -- The White Wizard
Son House -- You can certainly take a pounding, I thought for sure you were about to
go down. Well eloodle dowdle doedle BAH! Beh...thanks for the popularity points. I
owe you one, ya big cologne wearing football headed chubby grunting dunce.
Phbbbbbt.... -- White Worldbenger
Oh my...I am such a terrible striker. I just can't seem to do anything right!
Please don't send me to the dark cave where Mirror went...please...? -- White Wind
White Rhythmic Mirror -- Total parry competition entrant would like to say a few
words to introduce herself.
"Hi, guys. I am the new girl in town so be nice, ok? I like rave parties,
enigmatic men who are intelligent and can dance. I DJ in my spare time and dance in
my spare time. I don't like junkies, always hitting on me and everything. I had
quite a time trying to ward one off on the way in here, you really should have better
screening for your gladiators. This guy stunk really bad and everything, I was lucky
to get away with my purse. Anyway I look forward to meeting you all. Toodles! --
White Rhythmic Mirror
Vanguard -- You live up to your name. -- White Dog
All -- I am hereby announcing Careola Denalla as a contestant in the Aimed Blow
Stylemaster competition. -- Rillion
All -- Dreamers' new warrior is Dommare, a striker. -- Sleepy
Zalgor -- Please enter Lost Knight and Hedge Knight into the PR stylemaster
contest...if they survive the DA! -- Shadowgate
Hi all -- My new warriors. Mam--ST, Oum--ST, AM--LU. -- LHI
All -- And if I forgot this one: Nok--ST. -- LHI
LHI -- Can you set your mailer to send plain text? The two ads above were all
hemmed in with HTML stuff (I hope I managed to pick everything out!). Thanks!
-- Ed.
My new warrior will be entering the PL contest. I forget what name I used but he'll
be the only new warrior on my team, Different Hats. Thanks. -- Assurnasirbanipal
Cat Tusion -- You are a bold fellow. And in case you were wondering, yes, I believe
I WILL gloat. -- Pericles
Red Storm -- The effects of a storm may be averted by the proper clothing. -- The
Corsican
Dreamer -- Gosh, I've got a dream, too. Winning and graduating and retiring to a
nice little farm.... -- Dogface
Zalconers -- Smoky Barry of Force of Five is being announced for the striker
stylemaster competition. -- Marshal D.
Please enter Slipknot into the LU, and Smile Empty Soul into the ST, stylemaster
competitions. -- Street Legal
8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it. Chaos is coming....
14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke. He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos. We shall indeed be better for his joining.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SEIGE was butchered by ARENAMASTER NARHMIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BRYNE MADEROS was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
I.D. BEST was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
STING was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena contest.
LOST KNIGHT was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA MEAT viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
HEDGE KNIGHT was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena struggle.
SPEE was beaten by WHITE WIZARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory Bloodfeud brawl.
FLINT was handily defeated by CLYDE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
BRAM DE WAARD savagely defeated THE CORSICAN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
DESPERATION was overpowered by MICHAEL COOPER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
ARC BURN was luckily beaten by JUSTGIVEITUP in a tiresome 13 minute Challenge fight.
MAD LEE was butchered by QUAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HAPPY CAT demolished SPIDER CLAWS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SYNDICATE overpowered WILLIE BROWN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
VANGUARD luckily beat CHARLEY PATTON in a action packed 3 minute Challenge struggle.
STIGMA overpowered BAGMAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DARK HORSE devastated MAGIC JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VERY FRAIL luckily beat CHEETA in a exciting 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
PIGEON BLOOD was defeated by ULTIMATE PAIN in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
CHAOS MAGE devastated MUDVAYNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BAESHRA vanquished ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
THIJS ZONNEVELD was handily defeated by ROGUE 7 in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
FRAGILE defeated PROBLEM SOLVER in a popular 6 minute Challenge match.
NICKLEBACK overpowered EZ CHEESY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
-JUNKY savagely defeated TIMMY! in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
EXCALIBUR demolished REVEUR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THE CRUNCH was overcome by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
WHITE WIND was handily defeated by ALL LICKERED UP in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
SHAQ DADDY overpowered SON HOUSE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CIPHER overpowered MESSERI ADLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DEACON was savagely defeated by RAM in a exciting 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
RAZE was overpowered by HIDEOUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WHITE RHYTHMICMIRROR slimly won victory over KRAVEN in a 13 minute Challenge duel.
NOK subdued HOPELESS ROB in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DAPHNE was devastated by CUBS FAN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
SMOKY BARRY defeated 60HZ SHUFFLE in a exciting 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
CRAZY CHAOS was demolished by WHITE WORLDBENGER in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NOD vanquished PADIS VINIC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
HUSBAND was demolished by MARCH MADNESS in a 1 minute uneven Title competition.
EXCURSION overpowered STANLEY'S CUP in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
ANDROMEDA devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PUTRESSENCE was unbelievably bested by PERICLES in a 2 minute gory conflict.
SERILIA devastated NOI in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
SIREN WOLFE was unbelievably bested by KURT RAMBIS in a exciting 4 minute match.
RAEL was defeated by WHITE DOG in a 3 minute battle.
GROTESQUE overpowered THE MACHINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SIR GREYBEARD beat WIMPY HAMMER in a 2 minute fray.
MATRIX was defeated by MA RAINEY in a action packed 2 minute competition.
SALIVA was subdued by ULTIMATE DESIRE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
RUUD AERTS was beaten by KEPESK in a 1 minute battle.
RED STORM narrowly defeated AVREN RALCEN in a 4 minute gory fight.
DREAMER was handily defeated by CAT TUSION in a 2 minute mismatched contest.
SOGNATORE was beaten by HIGH VOLTAGE in a 2 minute struggle.
TRAUMER demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
PUSSY-FOOTED was defeated by ASSUR HAMMER in a 1 minute brawl.
GEORGE MIKAN demolished GETS LAST LICKS in a 1 minute bloody mismatched battle.
ABHORRENCE killed SHORT CIRCUIT in a action packed 3 minute bout.
ULTIMATE WRATH 2 was viciously subdued by CRAZY IVAN in a 2 minute gory fight.
MARINA devastated SPARKACUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TINIETON overpowered ASHANDALON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DRAKEN lost to WHITE THUNDER in a 2 minute amateur's match.
DOGFACE was demolished by BLAZIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SADIE LYNNE bested DROMMARE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ULTIMATE RAGE was bested by AM in a 1 minute beginner's match.
SHADOW KAT was unbelievably bested by SOD in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
EMILLE defeated OUM in a action packed 1 minute melee.
DIAPERED ZALGOR overpowered RHYAEX in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided battle.
MAM overpowered CAREOLA DENALLA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VILE was vanquished by SLIPKNOT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PIANIST demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SMILE EMPTY SOUL was assassinated by CHEETOO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 24 AIMED BLOW 58 - 45 - 4 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 19 PARRY-LUNGE 26 - 25 - 1 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 16 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 34 - 1 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 TOTAL PARRY 48 - 47 - 1 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 14 LUNGING ATTACK 78 - 95 - 6 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 66 - 9 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 11 PARRY-STRIKE 27 - 34 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 SLASHING ATTACK 48 - 63 - 5 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 9 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 81 - 3 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 25 - 2 34 |
Turn 496 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 11 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 10 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 13 2 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE MARCH MADNESS 5435 9 3 0 102 SPORTZ! (518)
LUNGING ATTACK EXCURSION 5030 18 14 0 85 BLADES OF MIST (253)
BASHING ATTACK HUSBAND 5561 8 3 5 79 DIFFERENT HATS (532)
AIMED BLOW STANLEY'S CUP 5443 4 1 0 55 SPORTZ! (518)
STRIKING ATTACK BRAM DE WAARD 5701 4 2 0 46 RONDE VAN NOORD-HOL. (536)
TOTAL PARRY JUSTGIVEITUP 5688 6 0 0 39 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (546)
SLASHING ATTACK QUAX 5958 4 2 1 38 ORCCON THUGS (572)
PARRY-LUNGE MICHAEL COOPER 5943 5 0 0 36 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EXCURSION 5030. The most popular warrior this turn
was SIREN WOLFE 5719. The ten other most popular fighters were CHEETA 5881, PROBLEM
SOLVER 5829, ABHORRENCE 5568, -JUNKY 6027, SMOKY BARRY 6039, STING 6006, BRAM DE
WAARD 5701, CHARLEY PATTON 5840, ULTIMATE PAIN 5774, and RAM 5877.
The least popular fighter this week was WHITE RHYTHMICMIRROR 6042. The other ten
least popular fighters were JUSTGIVEITUP 5688, KRAVEN 5808, SMILE EMPTY SOUL 6064,
VILE 6058, CAREOLA DENALLA 6067, DOGFACE 6031, ASHANDALON 6062, SPARKACUS 6045,
ULTIMATE WRATH 2 6037, and GETS LAST LICKS 5768.