DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/29/2005 Duedate: 12/12/2005
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-537
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VANGUARD
ORCCON THUGS (572)
(4-5966) [33-14-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VANGUARD POSITION IS EMPTY
ORCCON THUGS (572)
(4-5966) [33-14-0,127]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TRAUMER TRAUMER
DREAMERS (569) DREAMERS (569)
(4-5897) [18-27-2,103] (4-5897) [18-27-2,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HARMONY (586)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HARMONY (586) 25
2. F BALLS (523) 18 ORCCON THUGS (572)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115) 13 Unchartered Team
4. ORCCON THUGS (572) 5
5. ARENA FELINES (554) 0 STINGERS (541)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 ORCCON THUGS (572) 86 51 4 62.8 1/ 2 HARMONY (586) 10 5 1
2- 2 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 52 37 4 58.4 2/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115) 10 5 0
3/ 3 HARMONY (586) 35 25 3 58.3 3- 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 6 3 0
4- 4*WALL OF DEATH (77) 6 6 0 50.0 4- 4 ARENA FELINES (554) 3 0 0
5- 5 ARENA FELINES (554) 73 75 0 49.3 5/ 8 F BALLS (523) 3 4 0
6/ 6 DREAMERS (569) 80 96 6 45.5 6/ 6 DREAMERS (569) 1 1 0
7- 7 LOTHLORIEN (579) 35 42 2 45.5 7/ 7 ORCCON THUGS (572) 1 2 0
8/ 8 F BALLS (523) 48 58 6 45.3 8- 9 LOTHLORIEN (579) 1 4 0
9/10 DOGS OF WAR (115) 351 536 22 39.6 9-10*WALL OF DEATH (77) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, JHELUM? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, DOGS OF WAR, since HARMONY
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. F BALLS turned their 2-1-0
turn into a 5th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you
get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky,
HARMONY, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see FORK BALL win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, FORK BALL beat TRILL and TRILL lost 8 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going
for broke or broken, our Duelmaster VANGUARD challenged this turn. And it's out with
the old, in with the new, as VANGUARD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from
the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I
telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, JHELUM?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? F BALLS was the most avoided team?
Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this
mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was DREAMERS. Ha ha ha
ha! VANGUARD was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the
DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Consider TAZ gone, and FURY'S EDGE
unfeeling, letting the bloodfeud for his death go unrevenged. Titanium shields and
bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in JHELUM to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of JHELUM. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VANGUARD 5966 33 14 0 127 ORCCON THUGS (572)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GETS LAST LICKS 5768 17 13 0 111 ARENA FELINES (554)
-FIREBALL 5486 15 8 0 111 F BALLS (523)
TRAUMER 5897 18 27 2 103 DREAMERS (569)
-HAPPY CAT 5771 17 15 0 95 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALL LICKERED UP 5770 11 12 0 88 ARENA FELINES (554)
-BORE-O-ME 6216 10 8 1 85 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-CAT TUSION 5769 12 19 0 81 ARENA FELINES (554)
-SCANDALF 6219 10 8 0 72 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GIMLET 6218 14 4 2 64 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-LEGALASS 6217 9 9 1 58 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCHEHERAZADE 6257 6 6 1 51 HARMONY (586)
HAMMER 6256 7 5 0 50 HARMONY (586)
ADAGIO 6258 8 4 1 46 HARMONY (586)
ARPEGGIO 6269 7 1 0 43 HARMONY (586)
FORK BALL 6244 5 1 0 42 F BALLS (523)
-ARAGANT 6220 9 8 0 35 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRILL 6254 6 6 1 29 HARMONY (586)
HOWARD 6289 3 0 0 28 DOGS OF WAR (115)
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 3 5 1 27 DOGS OF WAR (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLY BALL 6291 2 0 0 23 F BALLS (523)
-GALADRIEL 6270 2 0 0 22 LOTHLORIEN (579)
BIGDOG 6105 2 2 0 16 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-OUR GOM JABAR 619 1 2 0 16 WALL OF DEATH (77)
-DIM MAK 622 1 2 0 15 WALL OF DEATH (77)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CELEBORN 6259 3 5 0 14 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-CLOSED CIRCLE 620 2 0 0 14 WALL OF DEATH (77)
HANNIBAL 5715 1 3 0 13 DOGS OF WAR (115)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 3 1 0 11 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-ATOM SMASHER 621 2 0 0 10 WALL OF DEATH (77)
FREE BALL 6260 0 3 0 3 F BALLS (523)
-SUNSHINE 623 0 2 0 2 WALL OF DEATH (77)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOGFACE 6031 9 32 1 DOGS OF WAR 115 TRILL 6254 534
TAZ 4173 13 7 1 FURY'S EDGE 213 TRAUMER 5897 533 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Dim Mak -- Keep studying, and one day you'll be a Bright and Shiny Mak. Hey, if I
can win a fight, anything is possible. -- Jimmy Custer
Fly Ball -- I hate flies. I try to keep my distance form them. And you see what
good it does. Not much! -- Epimonidas
And three wins against the Embezzling Scribe. -- the rest of the Dogs of War
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TRAUMER was bested by VANGUARD in a 3 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
TRILL was subdued by FORK BALL in a exciting 1 minute melee.
SCHEHERAZADE defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute duel.
ADAGIO bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute contest.
HAMMER overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARPEGGIO outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a dull 13 minute brawl.
JIMMY CUSTER overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIGDOG was bested by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's competition.
HANNIBAL lost to FLY BALL in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
EPIMONIDAS won victory over FREE BALL in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
HOWARD vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 1 - 0 89 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 4 - 0 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 7 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 15 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
Turn 537 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY VANGUARD 5966 33 14 0 127 ORCCON THUGS (572)
AIMED BLOW HAMMER 6256 7 5 0 50 HARMONY (586)
STRIKING ATTACK ADAGIO 6258 8 4 1 46 HARMONY (586)
SLASHING ATTACK FORK BALL 6244 5 1 0 42 F BALLS (523)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TRAUMER 5897. The most popular warrior this turn
was TRAUMER 5897. The ten other most popular fighters were FORK BALL 6244,
SCHEHERAZADE 6257, ADAGIO 6258, VANGUARD 5966, HAMMER 6256, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, FLY
BALL 6291, EPIMONIDAS 5683, FREE BALL 6260, and HOWARD 6289.
The least popular fighter this week was ARPEGGIO 6269. The other ten least popular
fighters were HANNIBAL 5715, BIGDOG 6105, TRILL 6254, HOWARD 6289, FREE BALL 6260,
EPIMONIDAS 5683, FLY BALL 6291, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, HAMMER 6256, and VANGUARD 5966.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
TRAUMER (4-5897) DREAMERS (569)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CUNNING FOX 3906 (173-71-3) 7 3 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
LAZAR WOLF 1169 (167-111-3) 5 3 0 TRIBAL COUNCIL
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FLOATING SWISS 4461 (48-45-4) 6 3 0 THINGSINPUG'SCOOLER
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DEAD HARE 3288 (32-0-1) 0 2 0 THE BAD BUNNIES
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DARK CHAMPION 5689 (21-24-0) 0 1 0 BLACK & BLUE
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FIREBALL 5486 (15-8-0) 12 3 0 F BALLS
VAGABOND 6049 (11-5-0) 6 3 0 SEA DOGS
ABHORRENCE 5568 (13-7-2) 5 3 0 DARK TOADS
CAT TUSION 5769 (12-19-0) 2 3 0 ARENA FELINES
FOG SHOWER 6100 (14-10-1) 1 3 0 BLACK & BLUE
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FORK BALL 6244 (4-1-0) 13 3 0 F BALLS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PISTON HONDA 6288 (0-0-0) 11 3 2 SUPER PUNCH-OUT!
OPIATE 6281 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 TOOL
FOUL BALL 6276 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 F BALLS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUSBAND 5561 (18-11-5) 0 1 0 DEAD DIFFERENT HATS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARVEY 3826 (3-4-0) 3 3 0 THE BAD BUNNIES
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TAZ 4173 (13-7-1) 4 3 1 FURY'S EDGE
MINO 4324 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 LOST SOULS II
THE MACHINE 5575 (10-6-0) 3 3 0 FORCE OF FIVE
ULTIMATE PAIN 5774 (9-3-0) 0 1 0 DEAD LUROCIANS Z2
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PIANIST 6059 (2-2-0) 5 3 0 DIFFERENT HATS