DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/13/2005 Duedate: 12/26/2005
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-538
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VANGUARD
ORCCON THUGS (572)
(4-5966) [34-14-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VANGUARD POSITION IS EMPTY
ORCCON THUGS (572)
(4-5966) [34-14-0,134]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAPPY CAT GETS LAST LICKS
ARENA FELINES (554) ARENA FELINES (554)
(4-5771) [18-15-0,104] (4-5768) [17-14-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HARMONY (586)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. F BALLS (523) 27
2. ARENA FELINES (554) 17 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115) 16 Unchartered Team
4. ORCCON THUGS (572) 7
5. HARMONY (586) 2 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 84 45 4 65.1 1/ 1 HARMONY (586) 10 5 1
2/ 1 ORCCON THUGS (572) 87 51 4 63.0 2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 10 5 0
3/ 3 HARMONY (586) 38 27 3 58.5 3/ 5 F BALLS (523) 5 3 0
4- 2 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 52 37 4 58.4 4- 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 4 0 0
5- 4*WALL OF DEATH (77) 6 6 0 50.0 5/ 4 ARENA FELINES (554) 2 1 0
6/ 5 ARENA FELINES (554) 75 76 0 49.7 6/ 7 ORCCON THUGS (572) 2 1 0
7/ 8 F BALLS (523) 50 59 6 45.9 7/ 6 DREAMERS (569) 1 2 0
8/ 6 DREAMERS (569) 80 97 6 45.2 8- 9*WALL OF DEATH (77) 0 1 0
9/ 9 DOGS OF WAR (115) 354 538 22 39.7 9/ 0 PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in JHELUM a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. And let's see, ALL LICKERED UP
fought TRAUMER and gained 16 points and contributed to ARENA FELINES' 2-1-0.
SCHEHERAZADE has lost to FORK BALL, falling 14 points, while helping make HARMONY a
3-2-0 turn. Well done, JHELUM, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Perhaps VANGUARD is not as thrilled, being challenged 4 times. GETS LAST
LICKS challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone ORCCON
THUGS' warrior. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and VANGUARD
remains JHELUM's top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me?
I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until
they win. Maybe?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the F BALLS stable was
the most avoided team this turn. Come on JHELUM, what are you afraid of? And guess
who avoided F BALLS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was DREAMERS. Anyone
surprised?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Kudos go out to HOWARD this turn, for revenging DOGS OF WAR's
bloodfeud against HARMONY's warrior TRILL. Well done. Is it really true that JHELUM
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Always good to rest in JHELUM, but never good to wear out my welcome.
Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VANGUARD 5966 34 14 0 134 ORCCON THUGS (572)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FIREBALL 5486 15 8 0 111 F BALLS (523)
-SHAQ DADDY 5912 17 8 1 108 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
-KURT RAMBIS 5917 17 8 0 106 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
HAPPY CAT 5771 18 15 0 104 ARENA FELINES (554)
ALL LICKERED UP 5770 12 12 0 104 ARENA FELINES (554)
GETS LAST LICKS 5768 17 14 0 103 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BORE-O-ME 6216 10 8 1 85 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-GEORGE MIKAN 5910 14 11 1 81 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
-CAT TUSION 5769 12 19 0 81 ARENA FELINES (554)
-SCANDALF 6219 10 8 0 72 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 17 13 1 71 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GIMLET 6218 14 4 2 64 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-LEGALASS 6217 9 9 1 58 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
HAMMER 6256 8 5 0 57 HARMONY (586)
FORK BALL 6244 6 1 0 57 F BALLS (523)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ADAGIO 6258 9 4 1 54 HARMONY (586)
ARPEGGIO 6269 8 1 0 47 HARMONY (586)
SCHEHERAZADE 6257 6 7 1 37 HARMONY (586)
-ARAGANT 6220 9 8 0 35 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
HOWARD 6289 4 0 0 35 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLY BALL 6291 3 0 0 31 F BALLS (523)
HANNIBAL 5715 2 3 0 27 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TRILL 6254 6 7 1 26 HARMONY (586)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 3 6 1 21 DOGS OF WAR (115)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 4 1 0 19 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-OUR GOM JABAR 619 1 2 0 16 WALL OF DEATH (77)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DIM MAK 622 1 2 0 15 WALL OF DEATH (77)
-CLOSED CIRCLE 620 2 0 0 14 WALL OF DEATH (77)
-ATOM SMASHER 621 2 0 0 10 WALL OF DEATH (77)
BIGDOG 6105 2 3 0 9 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-SUNSHINE 623 0 2 0 2 WALL OF DEATH (77)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOGFACE 6031 9 32 1 DOGS OF WAR 115 TRILL 6254 534 JUST REV
FREE BALL 6260 0 4 0 F BALLS 523 HIGH ELF 599 538 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Embezzling Scribe. Huh. A wuss. -- Jimmy Custer
But a mean, dog-hating wuss. -- Bigdog
Fly Ball -- I hate flies. They annoy the elephants. -- Hannibal
Free Ball -- Which goes to show the value of anything free, eh? -- Epimonidas
The Mordant Deserter? Like there's only ONE? I'd think they would be deserting in
DROVES. And more than that, Mordant shouldn't be upset about it. These are the RATS
leaving that sinking ship. -- Howard
Lord Protector Traumer -- Narhmin was going to hit you with the usual "we have no
lands" rigamarole. I, however, make you a different offer. I invite you to
"traumertize" a few monsters and thereby garner treasure. It will not, of course, be
EASY, but for a lord protector, it should not be impossible, either. You may bring
one or two friends, if you wish. -- Nestor Khan, Dark Champion of Jhelum
I note with pleasure that the FALSE Dark Champion, a Freshman from team Black & Blue,
did very poorly at the tourney. I gloat. Ha! -- Nestor Khan, the True Dark Champion
of Jhelum
Now that Nestor Khan has brought up the subject of the tourney, it would appear that
congratulations are in order to Fire Ball, Fork Ball, and Piston Honda for good
performance. -- Arenamaster Nahrmin
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FREE BALL was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GETS LAST LICKS was unbelievably bested by VANGUARD in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
FORK BALL overpowered SCHEHERAZADE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FLY BALL viciously subdued JIMMY CUSTER in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
HAPPY CAT demolished MAGIC JOHNSON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
TRAUMER was overpowered by ALL LICKERED UP in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HAMMER devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ADAGIO overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 2 minute melee.
ARPEGGIO won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 5 minute duel.
TRILL was defeated by HOWARD in a 4 minute expert vs. novice upset duel.
BIGDOG was defeated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's match.
HANNIBAL overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EPIMONIDAS demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 4 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 19 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 19 - 0 37 |
Turn 538 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY VANGUARD 5966 34 14 0 134 ORCCON THUGS (572)
LUNGING ATTACK HAPPY CAT 5771 18 15 0 104 ARENA FELINES (554)
WALL OF STEEL GETS LAST LICKS 5768 17 14 0 103 ARENA FELINES (554)
AIMED BLOW MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 17 13 1 71 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
SLASHING ATTACK FORK BALL 6244 6 1 0 57 F BALLS (523)
STRIKING ATTACK ADAGIO 6258 9 4 1 54 HARMONY (586)
PARRY-LUNGE HOWARD 6289 4 0 0 35 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAPPY CAT 5771. The most popular warrior this turn
was GETS LAST LICKS 5768. The ten other most popular fighters were ADAGIO 6258, FLY
BALL 6291, HAPPY CAT 5771, HOWARD 6289, FORK BALL 6244, ALL LICKERED UP 5770, HAMMER
6256, HANNIBAL 5715, VANGUARD 5966, and JIMMY CUSTER 6268.
The least popular fighter this week was BIGDOG 6105. The other ten least popular
fighters were TRILL 6254, ARPEGGIO 6269, SCHEHERAZADE 6257, FREE BALL 6260,
EPIMONIDAS 5683, MAGIC JOHNSON 5904, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, VANGUARD 5966, HANNIBAL 5715,
and HAMMER 6256.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
TRAUMER (4-5897) DREAMERS (569)