DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/27/2005 Duedate: 01/09/2006
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-539
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
VANGUARD
ORCCON THUGS (572)
(4-5966) [35-14-0,140]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
VANGUARD POSITION IS EMPTY
ORCCON THUGS (572)
(4-5966) [35-14-0,140]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HAPPY CAT ALL LICKERED UP
ARENA FELINES (554) ARENA FELINES (554)
(4-5771) [19-15-0,106] (4-5770) [12-13-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DOGS OF WAR (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115) 40
2. PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 28 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
3. HARMONY (586) 12 Unchartered Team
4. ORCCON THUGS (572) 6
5. F BALLS (523) 0 SPAM! (360)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 85 45 4 65.4 1/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 10 5 1
2/ 2 ORCCON THUGS (572) 88 51 4 63.3 2/ 1 HARMONY (586) 9 6 0
3/ 4 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 54 40 4 57.4 3- 3 F BALLS (523) 4 2 0
4/ 3 HARMONY (586) 40 30 3 57.1 4/ 6 ORCCON THUGS (572) 3 0 0
5/ 6 ARENA FELINES (554) 76 78 0 49.4 5/ 5 ARENA FELINES (554) 3 3 0
6- 7 F BALLS (523) 50 59 6 45.9 6/ 4 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 2 3 0
7- 8 DREAMERS (569) 80 97 6 45.2 7/ 9 PURPLE AND GOLD (571) 1 1 0
8/ 9 DOGS OF WAR (115) 358 539 23 39.9 8- 7 DREAMERS (569) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
JHELUM. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! We now
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. DOGS OF WAR now holds the
crown and they are betting they can keep it. Advancing in the rankings was DOGS OF
WAR who went from last turn's 354-538-22, to this week's record of 358-539-23. Hey
everybody, watch out for HAMMER, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing
GIMLET like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay
to walk out on the sands. BORE-O-ME lost to KUNG-FU MASTER and drops 18 points.
Drawing on all of his experience as a 12-12-0 warrior, ALL LICKERED UP went for the
Duelmastership against VANGUARD this week. Going for the gusto and coming up with
aught but bloody knuckles was ARENA FELINES' ALL LICKERED UP, who was turned away
from the Duelmastership by VANGUARD. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to
deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid F BALLS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does JHELUM really have that many liars?
And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause PURPLE AND GOLD
beats feet every time F BALLS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about
everybody wants a piece of GETS LAST LICKS, who was this week's most challenged
warrior. In a mismatch, our friend MAGIC JOHNSON of PURPLE AND GOLD got heroic
notions and challenged GETS LAST LICKS. What did it get him? A 18-13-1 record,
that's what. I heard MAGIC JOHNSON laughed all the way to the inn as his new point
total of 99 was posted in the arena. I guess beating GETS LAST LICKS really pays!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally
in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in JHELUM have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos),
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VANGUARD 5966 35 14 0 140 ORCCON THUGS (572)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FIREBALL 5486 15 8 0 111 F BALLS (523)
-SHAQ DADDY 5912 17 8 1 108 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
HAPPY CAT 5771 19 15 0 106 ARENA FELINES (554)
-KURT RAMBIS 5917 17 8 0 106 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
ALL LICKERED UP 5770 12 13 0 103 ARENA FELINES (554)
MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 18 13 1 99 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GEORGE MIKAN 5910 14 11 1 81 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
-CAT TUSION 5769 12 19 0 81 ARENA FELINES (554)
GETS LAST LICKS 5768 17 15 0 78 ARENA FELINES (554)
HAMMER 6256 9 5 0 77 HARMONY (586)
SCANDALF 6219 10 9 0 75 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BORE-O-ME 6216 10 9 1 67 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEGALASS 6217 10 9 1 60 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-FORK BALL 6244 6 1 0 57 F BALLS (523)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARAGANT 6220 10 8 0 53 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
GIMLET 6218 14 5 2 51 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
ARPEGGIO 6269 9 1 0 49 HARMONY (586)
HOWARD 6289 5 0 1 44 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ADAGIO 6258 9 5 1 43 HARMONY (586)
SCHEHERAZADE 6257 6 8 1 37 HARMONY (586)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLY BALL 6291 3 0 0 31 F BALLS (523)
HANNIBAL 5715 2 4 0 30 DOGS OF WAR (115)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 5 1 0 29 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TRILL 6254 6 8 1 27 HARMONY (586)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 4 6 1 27 DOGS OF WAR (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIGDOG 6105 3 3 0 21 DOGS OF WAR (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC 588 0 1 0 1 HOWARD 6289 539 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Fly Ball -- Hmm, I guess fly strips aren't the answer, nor swatters, either. Maybe
one of those repell-o-fly chemical slabs? -- Jimmy Custer
Trill -- You sing a desperate tune, lady. I can only assume, given our relative
experience, that your manager has cursed you. Sometimes they do that. -- Howard
Hey, I've always been told not to BITE people. I thought the Mordant Deserter was a
people, and now Howie tells me it's a rat and I SHOULD have bitten it. This comes
under the heading of "NOW he tells me!" Cheese. -- Bigdog
Embezzlers? Ha! One tried to chisel on the elephant feed, but I tossed him off an
alp. -- Hannibal
Stop, Thief! -- Epimonidas
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ALL LICKERED UP was unbelievably bested by VANGUARD in a 8 minute Challenge fight.
MAGIC JOHNSON handily defeated GETS LAST LICKS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HAPPY CAT viciously subdued SCANDALF in a popular 2 minute brutal one-sided contest.
BORE-O-ME was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
LEGALASS defeated SCHEHERAZADE in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
GIMLET was devastated by HAMMER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
HOWARD viciously butchered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
ARAGANT defeated ADAGIO in a action packed 2 minute duel.
ARPEGGIO outlasted HANNIBAL in a 7 minute fight.
TRILL was beaten by EPIMONIDAS in a 2 minute melee.
BIGDOG beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight.
JIMMY CUSTER demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 3 - 1 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 20 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 17 - 0 37 |
Turn 539 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY VANGUARD 5966 35 14 0 140 ORCCON THUGS (572)
LUNGING ATTACK HAPPY CAT 5771 19 15 0 106 ARENA FELINES (554)
AIMED BLOW MAGIC JOHNSON 5904 18 13 1 99 PURPLE AND GOLD (571)
WALL OF STEEL GETS LAST LICKS 5768 17 15 0 78 ARENA FELINES (554)
BASHING ATTACK SCANDALF 6219 10 9 0 75 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
STRIKING ATTACK BORE-O-ME 6216 10 9 1 67 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
PARRY-LUNGE LEGALASS 6217 10 9 1 60 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAPPY CAT 5771. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALL LICKERED UP 5770. The ten other most popular fighters were HAPPY CAT 5771,
ADAGIO 6258, VANGUARD 5966, HANNIBAL 5715, MAGIC JOHNSON 5904, HAMMER 6256,
EPIMONIDAS 5683, BIGDOG 6105, SCANDALF 6219, and LEGALASS 6217.
The least popular fighter this week was ARPEGGIO 6269. The other ten least popular
fighters were TRILL 6254, BORE-O-ME 6216, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, GIMLET 6218, GETS LAST
LICKS 5768, ARAGANT 6220, HOWARD 6289, SCHEHERAZADE 6257, LEGALASS 6217, and SCANDALF
6219.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MAGIC JOHNSON (4-5904) PURPLE AND GOLD (571)