DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/21/2006 Duedate: 03/06/2006
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-543
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALL LICKERED UP
ARENA FELINES (554)
(4-5770) [15-14-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALL LICKERED UP POSITION IS EMPTY
ARENA FELINES (554)
(4-5770) [15-14-0,119]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ALL LICKERED UP JIMMY CUSTER
ARENA FELINES (554) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5770) [15-14-0,119] (4-6268) [7-7-1,57]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DOGS OF WAR (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FORCE OF FIVE (535) 37
2. ARENA FELINES (554) 29 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
3. F BALLS (523) 13 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 7
5. ORCCON THUGS (572) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2 ORCCON THUGS (572) 90 51 4 63.8 1/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 6 9 0
2/ 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 60 49 4 55.0 2/ 4 F BALLS (523) 5 1 0
3/ 4 ARENA FELINES (554) 84 80 0 51.2 3/ 1 ARENA FELINES (554) 5 2 0
4/ 5 F BALLS (523) 56 61 6 47.9 4/ 2 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 4 6 0
5- 7 LOTHLORIEN (579) 38 44 3 46.3 5/ 6 FORCE OF FIVE (535) 3 0 0
6/ 8 FORCE OF FIVE (535) 56 71 6 44.1 6- 5 LOTHLORIEN (579) 3 2 1
7/ 9 DOGS OF WAR (115) 365 552 23 39.8 7- 7 ORCCON THUGS (572) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 538): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 423): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 546): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 542): SCANDALF of THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 541): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 545): HOMOCULOUS of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 537): QUIP of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 529): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 528): ADDUCTOR MAGNUS of MUSCLE MEN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 492): WALDO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 479): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 428): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 192): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 169): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 421): MAHI MAHI of BIG MEAN FISH from TALCAMA (Big Wave Dave)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 538): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 423): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 546): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 542): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 541): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 545): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 537): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 529): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 528): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 492): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 479): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 428): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 192): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 169): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 421): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 543): TURTLEFACE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 528): BACK JUICE of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 376): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of JHELUM! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Woof! ARENA FELINES were a bunch
of dogs after DOGS OF WAR got through with 'em! 3rd ain't so sweet as 1st! Some
people say I ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I
ramble. Well FORCE OF FIVE moved up 1, to 5th. What's with LEGALASS? He actually
beat JHELUM's VETERAN MERCENARY, and walked away with 19 more points from the fight.
Laughs were big at FORCE OF FIVE while they watched SUPER JACOB clobber HOWARD. He
lost 16 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. ARENA FELINES'
hatred of THE SHALLOWSHIP surfaced again as ALL LICKERED UP challenged JHELUM's top
dog. I can barely restrain my enthusiam for ARENA FELINES' outstanding member,
Duelmaster ALL LICKERED UP. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was DOGS OF WAR. Management must be dealin', as the boys at F
BALLS ain't reelin'! DOGS OF WAR's mad! How well I know the feeling of being the
most challenged warrior, JIMMY CUSTER! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to
haunt you.
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting
younger every day? To die so young, so gloriously!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here?
JHELUM is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. I don't
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALL LICKERED UP 5770 15 14 0 119 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GETS LAST LICKS 5768 19 15 0 94 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCANDALF 6219 12 10 0 90 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
LEGALASS 6217 12 10 1 81 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-CAT TUSION 5769 12 19 0 81 ARENA FELINES (554)
FORK BALL 6244 8 1 0 76 F BALLS (523)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BORE-O-ME 6216 11 11 1 66 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
JOHN DOE 6158 7 2 0 66 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
SUPER JACOB 6151 6 4 0 66 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 7 7 1 57 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIMLET 6218 14 8 2 52 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
HOWARD 6289 6 3 1 45 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SILK 6231 4 3 0 44 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
ARAGANT 6220 11 10 0 43 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-ANNOYING ELLEN 6109 5 5 0 41 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
-FLY BALL 6291 4 0 0 36 F BALLS (523)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CELEBORN 6259 4 5 0 30 LOTHLORIEN (579)
HANNIBAL 5715 4 6 0 29 DOGS OF WAR (115)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 6 4 0 28 DOGS OF WAR (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOOT BALL 6305 2 0 0 21 F BALLS (523)
CATNIPIT 6311 1 0 0 16 ARENA FELINES (554)
-ETHERIAL 6303 1 0 0 15 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-YEAH RIGHT 6301 1 0 1 14 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-GALADRIEL 6270 2 1 0 12 LOTHLORIEN (579)
FAST BALL 6298 1 1 0 4 F BALLS (523)
CHALLON 6304 0 2 0 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-TWICK 6302 0 1 0 1 LOTHLORIEN (579)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Fork Ball -- Listen, I know you dwarves are weird, but a ball of forks? Like a sort
of...a mechanical hedgehog type of thing? Or a giant caltrop to toss into the mouths
of monsters? I'm just not getting this "fork ball" business. -- Jimmy Custer
Aragant -- I was going to say that you are a fool, and then laugh heartlessly, but I
just didn't have the heart to do it. You probably ARE a fool, so would I be to
gladiate except that I'm a golem and it's what I was made for. But you're stuck with
it, and what's the point of laughing? -- Howard
Legalass -- Oh. I thought, well, suspenders. Good things, suspenders, BUT, if you
get a cut in the wrong place, your pants could fall down. Always wear both. --
Epimonidas
Persistent Beggar? Bah! I'd like to see HIM on an elephant! -- Hannibal
Fast Ball -- Ah...right. Fast. Yes, I noticed that. I didn't see the "ball" part,
but the fast, yes. Definitely. -- Challon
30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate. Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance. His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all. Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FORK BALL viciously subdued BORE-O-ME in a 1 minute master's Challenge fight.
ALL LICKERED UP handily defeated SCANDALF in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
ARAGANT was viciously subdued by JIMMY CUSTER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
GIMLET was overpowered by JOHN DOE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FAST BALL was vanquished by HANNIBAL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOWARD was devastated by SUPER JACOB in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LEGALASS handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SILK viciously subdued EPIMONIDAS in a 4 minute gory duel.
FOOT BALL vanquished CHALLON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CATNIPIT overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 4 - 1 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 6 - 0 74 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 1 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 15 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 5 - 1 17 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ALL LICKERED UP 5770 15 14 0 119 ARENA FELINES (554)
BASHING ATTACK SCANDALF 6219 12 10 0 90 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
PARRY-LUNGE LEGALASS 6217 12 10 1 81 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
SLASHING ATTACK FORK BALL 6244 8 1 0 76 F BALLS (523)
LUNGING ATTACK SUPER JACOB 6151 6 4 0 66 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
AIMED BLOW GIMLET 6218 14 8 2 52 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SILK 6231 4 3 0 44 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 11 10 0 43 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALL LICKERED UP 5770. The most popular warrior this
turn was JIMMY CUSTER 6268. The ten other most popular fighters were FORK BALL 6244,
EPIMONIDAS 5683, JOHN DOE 6158, ALL LICKERED UP 5770, HANNIBAL 5715, SUPER JACOB
6151, SILK 6231, CATNIPIT 6311, LEGALASS 6217, and FOOT BALL 6305.
The least popular fighter this week was CHALLON 6304. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOWARD 6289, ARAGANT 6220, SCANDALF 6219, BORE-O-ME 6216, FAST BALL
6298, GIMLET 6218, FOOT BALL 6305, LEGALASS 6217, CATNIPIT 6311, and SILK 6231.