DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/07/2006 Duedate: 03/20/2006
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-544
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ALL LICKERED UP
ARENA FELINES (554)
(4-5770) [16-14-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ALL LICKERED UP DECAPITATOR
ARENA FELINES (554) DEATH SQUAD (468)
(4-5770) [16-14-0,128] (4-4959) [4-1-0,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ALL LICKERED UP CHALLON
ARENA FELINES (554) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5770) [16-14-0,128] (4-6304) [1-2-0,11]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DOGS OF WAR (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115) 38
2. F BALLS (523) 9 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
3. ARENA FELINES (554) 3 Unchartered Team
4. FORCE OF FIVE (535) 0
5. DEATH SQUAD (468) -1 DEATH SQUAD (468)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 62 52 4 54.4 1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115) 8 7 0
2/ 3 ARENA FELINES (554) 85 81 0 51.2 2/ 2 F BALLS (523) 7 3 0
3/ 4 F BALLS (523) 58 63 6 47.9 3/ 4 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 6 9 0
4/ 0*DEATH SQUAD (468) 9 10 0 47.4 4/ 3 ARENA FELINES (554) 4 2 0
5- 6 FORCE OF FIVE (535) 56 71 6 44.1 5- 5 FORCE OF FIVE (535) 3 0 0
6/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115) 369 553 23 40.0 6/ 0*DEATH SQUAD (468) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for FORK BALL, who flew up 10 points in the rankings after mashing LEGALASS
like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten
was DECAPITATOR, who dropped 8 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout
with JIMMY CUSTER. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles
was THE SHALLOWSHIP's SCANDALF, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by ALL
LICKERED UP. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad FORCE OF FIVE? Big bad FORCE OF FIVE.
Big bad FORCE OF FIVE. JHELUM's afraid of the big bad FORCE OF FIVE. Tra la la la
la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause F BALLS beats
feet every time FORCE OF FIVE smiles at them. Try farming, eh? And who is this FORK
BALL you ask, with 86 points and a 9-1-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel,
for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the JHELUM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALL LICKERED UP 5770 16 14 0 128 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GETS LAST LICKS 5768 19 15 0 94 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FORK BALL 6244 9 1 0 86 F BALLS (523)
SCANDALF 6219 12 11 0 84 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-CAT TUSION 5769 12 19 0 81 ARENA FELINES (554)
LEGALASS 6217 12 11 1 75 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BORE-O-ME 6216 12 11 1 68 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 8 7 1 67 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JOHN DOE 6158 7 2 0 66 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
-SUPER JACOB 6151 6 4 0 66 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD 6289 7 3 1 55 DOGS OF WAR (115)
GIMLET 6218 14 9 2 53 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
ARAGANT 6220 12 10 0 46 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-SILK 6231 4 3 0 44 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
-ANNOYING ELLEN 6109 5 5 0 41 FORCE OF FIVE (535)
DECAPITATOR 4959 4 1 0 41 DEATH SQUAD (468)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 7 4 0 36 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANNIBAL 5715 4 7 0 30 DOGS OF WAR (115)
FLY BALL 6291 4 1 0 29 F BALLS (523)
FOOT BALL 6305 3 0 0 26 F BALLS (523)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERIAL KILLER 4957 2 2 0 12 DEATH SQUAD (468)
CHALLON 6304 1 2 0 11 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CATNIPIT 6311 1 1 0 10 ARENA FELINES (554)
BAD TRANS OP 6312 1 0 0 7 DEATH SQUAD (468)
WOMAN SCORNED 4958 1 2 0 5 DEATH SQUAD (468)
FAST BALL 6298 1 2 0 5 F BALLS (523)
BLUNT TRAUMA 4962 0 3 0 3 DEATH SQUAD (468)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Aragant, aragant...that's a kind of architectural feature, right? Thing that runs
along the edge of the roof and is full of holes and curlicues. What the unwashed
call "gingerbread," I believe. Pretty if you like that kind of thing, but useless
otherwise, right? Fitting name. -- Jimmy Custer, practicing tact (which is hitting
people with a tact hammer, right?)
Fast Ball -- Ah, but speed is not enough. It is not enough to move first, you must
land those blows, or you'll NEVER get across the Alps. -- Hannibal
P.S. Very barrier-like, the Alps. But a barrier won't stop a really determined man.
Super Jacob -- (crossly) I didn't even realize there was someone DOWN there and that
the fight had started until you cut off my knees. Yell or something to let people
know you're around! -- Howard
Silk -- You're probably one of those beautiful women who goes around weakening people
with luxury and worthless pleasures, aren't you? (wistfully) Nobody ever seems to
do that to me. -- Epimonidas
Foot Ball -- Is it ALLOWED to kick people like that? I was wholly surprised. --
Challon
P.S. What IS this "goalpost" thing I'm hanging from?
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FORK BALL bested LEGALASS in a action packed 1 minute brutal master's Challenge fight.
FLY BALL was handily defeated by HOWARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CATNIPIT was vanquished by EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ALL LICKERED UP overpowered SCANDALF in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
JIMMY CUSTER vanquished DECAPITATOR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BORE-O-ME overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ARAGANT outlasted HANNIBAL in a 7 minute melee.
GIMLET was vanquished by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BLUNT TRAUMA was savagely defeated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
WOMAN SCORNED was savagely defeated by CHALLON in a popular 6 minute novice's melee.
SERIAL KILLER was savagely defeated by FOOT BALL in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
FAST BALL was subdued by BAD TRANS OP in a popular 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 6 - 0 73 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 6 - 1 65 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 8 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 13 - 2 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 544 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ALL LICKERED UP 5770 16 14 0 128 ARENA FELINES (554)
SLASHING ATTACK FORK BALL 6244 9 1 0 86 F BALLS (523)
BASHING ATTACK SCANDALF 6219 12 11 0 84 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
PARRY-LUNGE LEGALASS 6217 12 11 1 75 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
AIMED BLOW GIMLET 6218 14 9 2 53 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 12 10 0 46 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
WALL OF STEEL EPIMONIDAS 5683 7 4 0 36 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALL LICKERED UP 5770. The most popular warrior this
turn was CHALLON 6304. The ten other most popular fighters were ALL LICKERED UP
5770, HANNIBAL 5715, FOOT BALL 6305, FORK BALL 6244, WOMAN SCORNED 4958, HOWARD 6289,
EPIMONIDAS 5683, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, BORE-O-ME 6216, and FAST BALL 6298.
The least popular fighter this week was GIMLET 6218. The other ten least popular
fighters were ARAGANT 6220, DECAPITATOR 4959, SCANDALF 6219, CATNIPIT 6311, FLY BALL
6291, SERIAL KILLER 4957, BLUNT TRAUMA 4962, LEGALASS 6217, BAD TRANS OP 6312, and
FAST BALL 6298.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ALL LICKERED UP (4-5770) ARENA FELINES (554)