DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/02/2006 Duedate: 05/15/2006
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-548
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LEGALASS
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
(4-6217) [16-11-1,95]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LEGALASS POSITION IS EMPTY
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
(4-6217) [16-11-1,95]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEGALASS EPIMONIDAS
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6217) [16-11-1,95] (4-5683) [10-5-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115) 19
2. F BALLS (523) 11 SEA DOGS (575)
3. THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 2 Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (575) 2
5. TEERAK HA (553) 0 WAKE TO GEDDY (181)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 SEA DOGS (575) 12 5 1 70.6 1/ 1 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 10 5 0
2/ 1 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 75 59 4 56.0 2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 7 8 0
3- 2 ARENA FELINES (554) 88 81 1 52.1 3/ 0 SEA DOGS (575) 1 0 1
4/ 3 F BALLS (523) 62 65 6 48.8 4- 5 TEERAK HA (553) 1 0 0
5- 4 TEERAK HA (553) 21 23 1 47.7 5- 3 ARENA FELINES (554) 1 0 0
6/ 0 LOTHLORIEN (579) 38 49 3 43.7 6/ 4 F BALLS (523) 1 1 0
7/ 5 DOGS OF WAR (115) 378 564 23 40.1 7/ 0 LOTHLORIEN (579) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of JHELUM! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with FUZZ BALL? He actually
beat LOTHLORIEN's ETHERIAL, and walked away with 15 more points from the fight.
Laughs were big at JHELUM while they watched VENOMOUS VIXEN clobber BORE-O-ME. He
lost 11 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. CONVICTED
ASSASSIN was reminded on the sands why LEGALASS is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it be nice
to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of
convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, THE BOG! The bums at THE SHALLOWSHIP couldn't face the challenges from THE
BOG! No excuse for that!
A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters
don't accept this. The best do. Hmm... More surprises must remain in store for me,
if VAGABOND can return from the Dark Arena. Here's some advice: study your
opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good
skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEGALASS 6217 16 11 1 95 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FORK BALL 6244 10 1 0 97 F BALLS (523)
-GETS LAST LICKS 5768 19 15 0 94 ARENA FELINES (554)
SCANDALF 6219 14 13 0 91 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAT TUSION 5769 12 19 0 81 ARENA FELINES (554)
BORE-O-ME 6216 15 12 1 80 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 9 10 1 66 DOGS OF WAR (115)
GIMLET 6218 16 11 2 61 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-PUY 5764 5 2 0 59 TEERAK HA (553)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD 6289 8 6 1 56 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ARAGANT 6220 14 12 0 54 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 10 5 0 54 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-FOOT BALL 6305 4 0 0 34 F BALLS (523)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANNIBAL 5715 5 10 0 33 DOGS OF WAR (115)
FLY BALL 6291 5 2 0 32 F BALLS (523)
CELEBORN 6259 4 6 0 31 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-CATNIPIT 6311 3 1 0 26 ARENA FELINES (554)
CHALLON 6304 4 3 0 24 DOGS OF WAR (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAM 6053 2 2 0 20 TEERAK HA (553)
FUZZ BALL 6299 1 0 0 15 F BALLS (523)
GALADRIEL 6270 2 2 0 10 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-NOK 6032 1 4 0 7 TEERAK HA (553)
-AM 6055 1 3 0 6 TEERAK HA (553)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETHERIAL 6303 1 1 0 4 LOTHLORIEN (579)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPYMASTER 602 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 VAGABOND 6049 548 NONE
TWICK 6302 0 2 0 LOTHLORIEN 579 BLACK ORC 600 548 NONE
YEAH RIGHT 6301 1 1 1 LOTHLORIEN 579 DARK CHAMPION 604 548 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Appendicitis, Bursitis, Epimonidas -- They're all bad diseases. I need a medic. --
Aragant
Howard -- How do you expect to get any better if you don't last past the first
round? I'll send you some willow bark mead to sooth your skull. -- Bore-O-Me
I think it's time load the Dogs onto the Shallowship and sail off to the Gray Havens
and leave the rest of the orcs and scum to decompose. -- Scandalf
Bore-O-Me -- Yeah, me, too. -- Howard
Gimlet -- Shouldn't that have lime or something? -- Jimmy Custer
Aragant -- Don't let it betray you into foolish action, son. -- Epimonidas
Ah, a Cult Member. We haven't fought a Cult Member in a year and a half. It was
time. -- Hannibal
The Mordant Deserter is just dumb, as the Mordanti so often are. -- Challon
Unnamed -- If we knew who you were, we'd likely agree. -- Dogs of War
11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VAGABOND viciously butchered SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TWICK was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
YEAH RIGHT was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LEGALASS devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BORE-O-ME was subdued by VENOMOUS VIXEN in a 1 minute gruesome master's competition.
SCANDALF overpowered HOWARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GIMLET was devastated by JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARAGANT outwaited HANNIBAL in a 8 minute duel.
EPIMONIDAS won victory over CELEBORN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
FLY BALL lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute fight.
CHALLON defeated GALADRIEL in a 2 minute match.
ETHERIAL was overcome by FUZZ BALL in a 2 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 3 - 1 79 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 8 - 1 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 15 - 2 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 548 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE LEGALASS 6217 16 11 1 95 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BASHING ATTACK SCANDALF 6219 14 13 0 91 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
STRIKING ATTACK BORE-O-ME 6216 15 12 1 80 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
AIMED BLOW GIMLET 6218 16 11 2 61 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 14 12 0 54 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
WALL OF STEEL EPIMONIDAS 5683 10 5 0 54 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEGALASS 6217. The most popular warrior this turn
was EPIMONIDAS 5683. The ten other most popular fighters were GALADRIEL 6270, FUZZ
BALL 6299, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, TWICK 6302, LEGALASS 6217, HANNIBAL 5715, CELEBORN
6259, CHALLON 6304, SCANDALF 6219, and GIMLET 6218.
The least popular fighter this week was ARAGANT 6220. The other ten least popular
fighters were ETHERIAL 6303, HOWARD 6289, BORE-O-ME 6216, YEAH RIGHT 6301, FLY BALL
6291, GIMLET 6218, SCANDALF 6219, CHALLON 6304, CELEBORN 6259, and HANNIBAL 5715.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
VAGABOND (4-6049) SEA DOGS (575)