DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/11/2006 Duedate: 07/24/2006
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-553
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SERILIA
BLADES OF MIST (253)
(4-5193) [21-12-2,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SERILIA CADDYSHACK
BLADES OF MIST (253) FUNNY AS HELL (506)
(4-5193) [21-12-2,117] (4-5338) [2-0-0,24]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SERILIA SWAYTHE
BLADES OF MIST (253) BLADES OF MIST (253)
(4-5193) [21-12-2,117] (4-5253) [8-8-0,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BLADES OF MIST (253) 30
2. DOGS OF WAR (115) 20 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
3. FUNNY AS HELL (506) 7 Unchartered Team
4. LEGION OF VIRTUE (526) 0
5. LOTHLORIEN (579) 0 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*LEGION OF VIRTUE (526) 8 5 0 61.5 1/ 1 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 9 6 0
2/ 5*FUNNY AS HELL (506) 3 2 0 60.0 2/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 8 7 1
3/ 2 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 91 68 4 57.2 3- 2 F BALLS (523) 5 2 0
4/ 3 BLADES OF MIST (253) 316 296 23 51.6 4- 4*LEGION OF VIRTUE (526) 4 2 0
5- 4 F BALLS (523) 69 68 6 50.4 5/ 6 BLADES OF MIST (253) 3 1 0
6- 6 LOTHLORIEN (579) 42 55 3 43.3 6/ 7*FUNNY AS HELL (506) 3 2 0
7/ 7 DOGS OF WAR (115) 388 579 24 40.1 7- 5 LOTHLORIEN (579) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JHELUM this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, SWAYTHE fought GIMLET and gained 18
points and contributed to BLADES OF MIST's 2-0-0. BORE-O-ME has lost to CONVICTED
ASSASSIN, falling 17 points, while helping make THE SHALLOWSHIP a 2-3-0 turn. Due to
his absence and inability to defend the throne, FORK BALL has lost the title of
Duelmaster. We should ask SERILIA about the thrill of victory, and what being the
new Duelmaster does for a warrior, she's now the one to ask. Tell me, is nothing
sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Swinging Aardvark uses
trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true.
The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed. We'd like to remind certain teams
not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered
rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERILIA 5193 21 12 2 117 BLADES OF MIST (253)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FORK BALL 6244 13 1 0 126 F BALLS (523)
-RAEL 5225 15 5 1 103 BLADES OF MIST (253)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCANDALF 6219 17 15 0 90 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
SWAYTHE 5253 8 8 0 88 BLADES OF MIST (253)
LEGALASS 6217 18 14 1 86 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
ARAGANT 6220 19 12 0 82 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
GIMLET 6218 19 13 2 72 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BORE-O-ME 6216 18 14 1 69 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-EMILLE 5357 8 6 0 69 BLADES OF MIST (253)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD 6289 9 10 1 66 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-FUZZ BALL 6299 4 0 0 63 F BALLS (523)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 12 8 0 60 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 11 13 2 54 DOGS OF WAR (115)
HANNIBAL 5715 8 12 0 48 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLON 6304 6 6 0 35 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-CELEBORN 6259 5 7 0 35 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-FOOT BALL 6305 4 0 0 34 F BALLS (523)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CADDYSHACK 5338 2 0 0 24 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HONOR 5506 4 0 0 19 LEGION OF VIRTUE (526)
-FIVE BALL 6314 1 1 0 19 F BALLS (523)
-GALADRIEL 6270 3 3 0 15 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-ETHERIAL 6303 3 1 0 12 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-GLORY 5509 2 2 0 8 LEGION OF VIRTUE (526)
-PATIENCE 5508 2 2 0 8 LEGION OF VIRTUE (526)
-MY COUSIN VINNY 5337 1 0 0 6 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
-ROGUE 6322 0 2 0 2 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-NENJA 6323 0 2 0 2 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-MONKEYBONE 5336 0 1 0 1 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
-SCARY MOVIE 5339 0 1 0 1 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 587 0 1 0 1 JIMMY CUSTER 6268 553 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Fuzz Ball -- I wish Snide Clemens, I think it was him, would take a dagger and shave
you close. Closer. So there's no fuzz. It makes me itch just looking at you. --
Challon
Aragant -- You would. -- Howard
P.S. I hope you meet one of the combat-trained mimes on the Isle.
I find the very CONCEPT of the Fratsfa Slave offensive, since I happen to be a
GENUINE Fratsfan myself. -- Epimonidas
P.S. I'm a naturalized citizen of Jhelum, of course. I just couldn't take the
prevalent Fratsfan tendency to rest on past laurels.
P.S. I never did like laurels for resting, anyway. Too prickly.
Celeborn -- They told me you're a sailor. Oooo-kay. But obviously not a marine. --
Jimmy Custer
Galadriel -- Madam, you do not belong in the arena. I cannot imagine what led you to
this life. -- Hannibal
P.S. I see you...in a grove. Probably a sacred wood sort of place.
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERILIA devastated LEGALASS in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched Title fight.
GIMLET was subdued by SWAYTHE in a popular 2 minute gruesome veteran's melee.
ARAGANT outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 7 minute contest.
BORE-O-ME was overpowered by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCANDALF slimly won victory over HOWARD in a 2 minute brawl.
CHALLON was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EPIMONIDAS overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HANNIBAL vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
JIMMY CUSTER viciously butchered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
CADDYSHACK overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 1 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 1 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 13 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
Turn 553 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 3 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 AIMED BLOW
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE SERILIA 5193 21 12 2 117 BLADES OF MIST (253)
BASHING ATTACK SCANDALF 6219 17 15 0 90 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
PARRY-LUNGE LEGALASS 6217 18 14 1 86 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 19 12 0 82 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
AIMED BLOW GIMLET 6218 19 13 2 72 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
STRIKING ATTACK BORE-O-ME 6216 18 14 1 69 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
WALL OF STEEL EPIMONIDAS 5683 12 8 0 60 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SERILIA 5193. The most popular warrior this turn
was SWAYTHE 5253. The ten other most popular fighters were SERILIA 5193, EPIMONIDAS
5683, GIMLET 6218, SCANDALF 6219, HOWARD 6289, HANNIBAL 5715, JIMMY CUSTER 6268,
LEGALASS 6217, ARAGANT 6220, and CADDYSHACK 5338.
The least popular fighter this week was CHALLON 6304. The other ten least popular
fighters were BORE-O-ME 6216, CADDYSHACK 5338, ARAGANT 6220, LEGALASS 6217, JIMMY
CUSTER 6268, HANNIBAL 5715, HOWARD 6289, SCANDALF 6219, GIMLET 6218, and EPIMONIDAS
5683.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SERILIA (4-5193) BLADES OF MIST (253)