DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/22/2006 Duedate: 09/04/2006
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-556
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LEGALASS
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
(4-6217) [21-14-1,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LEGALASS DECAPITATOR
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) DEATH SQUAD (468)
(4-6217) [21-14-1,96] (4-4959) [6-1-0,84]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LEGALASS CHALLON
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6217) [21-14-1,96] (4-6304) [7-8-0,44]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEATH SQUAD (468) 31
2. TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 17 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115) 15 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 15
5. SACRED CIRCLE (594) 15 SACRED CIRCLE (594)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 102 72 4 58.6 1/ 1 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 11 4 0
2/ 6*SACRED CIRCLE (594) 8 7 0 53.3 2/ 3*SACRED CIRCLE (594) 8 7 0
3/ 2 GLOOM AND DOOM (534) 67 61 4 52.3 3/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 6 9 0
4/ 8*DEATH SQUAD (468) 14 13 0 51.9 4/ 8*DEATH SQUAD (468) 5 3 0
5- 3 BLADES OF MIST (253) 317 296 24 51.7 5/ 4 GLOOM AND DOOM (534) 5 5 0
6/ 4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 229 224 12 50.6 6- 6 LOTHLORIEN (579) 3 2 0
7- 7*FUNNY AS HELL (506) 3 3 0 50.0 7/ 7 F BALLS (523) 3 6 0
8/ 5 F BALLS (523) 72 74 6 49.3 8/ 9 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 2 1 0
9/ 0 TEERAK HA (553) 22 23 1 48.9 9- 5 BLADES OF MIST (253) 1 0 1
10- 9 LOTHLORIEN (579) 45 57 3 44.1 10/ 0 TEERAK HA (553) 1 0 0
11/10 DOGS OF WAR (115) 394 588 24 40.1 11-10*FUNNY AS HELL (506) 0 1 0
12/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 0 1 0 0.0 12/ 0*COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in JHELUM! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... I don't wanna hurt anybody's
feelings or anything, but BLADES OF MIST really goofed with their 0-0-0. DEATH SQUAD
like really fought hard to move up to 4th from 8th. Way to go! MVP award for
DECAPITATOR? DEATH SQUAD's proud of him after beating GIMLET and getting 20 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! FOOT BALL got smashed by PUY, and lost 7 points!
This Duelmaster is like something else! LEGALASS stopped VENOMOUS VIXEN dead in hers
tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. DOGS OF WAR was JHELUM's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are F BALLS? DOGS OF WAR, an easy team to
beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can SACRED CIRCLE's
STILE be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the
same? INEPT must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged
GIANETTA. 13 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought INEPT
showed great skill and promise when he lost to GIANETTA. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. JHELUM is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEGALASS 6217 21 14 1 96 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FORK BALL 6244 13 1 0 126 F BALLS (523)
-RAEL 5225 15 5 1 103 BLADES OF MIST (253)
-ABHORRENCE 5568 13 7 2 102 GLOOM AND DOOM (534)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARAGANT 6220 22 12 0 90 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BORE-O-ME 6216 21 14 1 89 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
SCANDALF 6219 18 17 0 88 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-SWAYTHE 5253 8 8 0 88 BLADES OF MIST (253)
DECAPITATOR 4959 6 1 0 84 DEATH SQUAD (468)
GIMLET 6218 20 15 2 77 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
PUY 5764 6 2 0 71 TEERAK HA (553)
-EMILLE 5357 8 6 0 69 BLADES OF MIST (253)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FUZZ BALL 6299 5 2 0 66 F BALLS (523)
EPIMONIDAS 5683 13 10 0 60 DOGS OF WAR (115)
HOWARD 6289 11 11 1 60 DOGS OF WAR (115)
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 12 15 2 57 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITE THUNDER 6040 5 3 0 50 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
CHALLON 6304 7 8 0 44 DOGS OF WAR (115)
FOOT BALL 6305 6 1 0 43 F BALLS (523)
HANNIBAL 5715 9 14 0 41 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-CELEBORN 6259 5 8 0 37 LOTHLORIEN (579)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CADDYSHACK 5338 2 0 0 24 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CORRA 6330 2 1 0 23 SACRED CIRCLE (594)
-GALADRIEL 6270 4 3 0 22 LOTHLORIEN (579)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAM 6053 2 2 0 20 TEERAK HA (553)
RIGOR MORTIS 6342 1 0 0 18 GLOOM AND DOOM (534)
SERIAL KILLER 4957 4 2 0 16 DEATH SQUAD (468)
GIANETTA 6328 1 2 0 15 SACRED CIRCLE (594)
KILLING JOKE 5696 0 1 0 15 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
-ETHERIAL 6303 4 1 0 14 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-NENJA 6323 1 2 0 14 LOTHLORIEN (579)
BAD TRANS OP 6312 2 1 0 13 DEATH SQUAD (468)
-MURDER 6338 1 0 0 13 GLOOM AND DOOM (534)
STILE 6329 2 1 0 12 SACRED CIRCLE (594)
INEPT 6194 3 1 0 10 GLOOM AND DOOM (534)
CORGAN 6327 2 1 0 7 SACRED CIRCLE (594)
-NOK 6032 1 4 0 7 TEERAK HA (553)
WRETCHED 6192 1 3 0 6 GLOOM AND DOOM (534)
-AM 6055 1 3 0 6 TEERAK HA (553)
-MY COUSIN VINNY 5337 1 0 0 6 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
FULGOR 6331 1 2 0 5 SACRED CIRCLE (594)
-ROGUE 6322 0 3 0 3 LOTHLORIEN (579)
-MONKEYBONE 5336 0 1 0 1 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
-SCARY MOVIE 5339 0 1 0 1 FUNNY AS HELL (506)
-HUNTING WOLF 4237 0 1 0 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLAT BALL 6343 0 1 0 F BALLS 523 STONE GOLEM 606 556 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
White Thunder -- It comes in colors? This is news to me, but it also opens
interesting avenues of thought. Tell me more about this. -- Howard
P.S. Ebon thunder, cerise thunder, aqua thunder, teal thunder, puce thunder, the
possibilities are vast.
I think everyone can do without puce thunder. Ick. -- Ed.
Bore-O-Me -- Sorry not to teach you more, but I fell asleep. -- Jimmy Custer
P.S. Yeah, I know, hard to do in a fight that lasts maybe thirty-three seconds, but
I can manage it if bored enough, and you have that knack, you know?
Aragant -- You WILL do it, won't you? Always striving for the upper hand...
difficult to see why you don't get it since you're taller than I am. One of the
mysteries of the universe, I suppose. But to strive is, of course, one of the
guiding principles of a gladiator, so have at it. -- Epimonidas
Fuzz Ball -- (sneezing) Can't help it, you have that effect on me. -- Hannibal
P.S. Good thing the elephants weren't fuzzy, or I'd never have made it over the
alps.
Foot Ball -- You kicked me! -- Challon
P.S. I hate that.
P.P.S. You kicked me when I was on my knees, puking my guts out, and that is LOW.
P.P.P.S. Successful, though. Can't argue with success.
Corra -- What's the deal? I didn't get anywhere NEAR your accounts. -- an innocent,
really!, Embezzling Scribe
Corgan -- (whining and cringing) -- a Caught-in-the-Act Thief
Scandalf -- I just love it when I get to have my way with you, and you know you love
it, too. -- Venomous Vixen
Gimlet -- Hi-YA! -- Kung-Fu Master
Legalas -- My insurance adjuster will be calling you. -- M. Chardinee
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLAT BALL was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WHITE THUNDER vanquished HANNIBAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
INEPT was outlasted by GIANETTA in a 9 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
WRETCHED was bested by STILE in a 1 minute novice's Challenge contest.
LEGALASS narrowly defeated VENOMOUS VIXEN in a 2 minute bloody master's Title match.
BORE-O-ME vanquished JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GIMLET was overpowered by DECAPITATOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SCANDALF handily defeated EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ARAGANT won victory over FUZZ BALL in a 2 minute duel.
PUY overpowered FOOT BALL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HOWARD overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHALLON viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 3 minute brutal bout.
SERIAL KILLER subdued FULGOR in a 3 minute competition.
BAD TRANS OP handily defeated KILLING JOKE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CORGAN was demolished by RIGOR MORTIS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CORRA overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 6 - 0 70 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 1 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 1 36 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE LEGALASS 6217 21 14 1 96 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 22 12 0 90 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
STRIKING ATTACK BORE-O-ME 6216 21 14 1 89 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BASHING ATTACK SCANDALF 6219 18 17 0 88 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
SLASHING ATTACK DECAPITATOR 4959 6 1 0 84 DEATH SQUAD (468)
AIMED BLOW GIMLET 6218 20 15 2 77 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
WALL OF STEEL EPIMONIDAS 5683 13 10 0 60 DOGS OF WAR (115)
LUNGING ATTACK FOOT BALL 6305 6 1 0 43 F BALLS (523)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LEGALASS 6217. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHALLON 6304. The ten other most popular fighters were FUZZ BALL 6299, LEGALASS
6217, DECAPITATOR 4959, ARAGANT 6220, PUY 5764, RIGOR MORTIS 6342, WHITE THUNDER
6040, STILE 6329, BORE-O-ME 6216, and SCANDALF 6219.
The least popular fighter this week was FULGOR 6331. The other ten least popular
fighters were GIANETTA 6328, INEPT 6194, CORGAN 6327, KILLING JOKE 5696, FOOT BALL
6305, EPIMONIDAS 5683, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, HANNIBAL 5715, FLAT BALL 6343, and BAD
TRANS OP 6312.