DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/20/2007 Duedate: 04/02/2007
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-571
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EPIMONIDAS
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5683) [19-19-0,128]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EPIMONIDAS POSITION IS EMPTY
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5683) [19-19-0,128]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EPIMONIDAS CHALLON
DOGS OF WAR (115) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5683) [19-19-0,128] (4-6304) [9-21-0,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEATH SQUAD (468) 24
2. F BALLS (523) 20 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
3. UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 18 Unchartered Team
4. THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 15
5. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 12TRUCKLOAD OF POTATOS (336)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BAD PINOCCHIO (596) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 1 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 11 4 1
2/ 2 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 36 25 0 59.0 2/ 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 9 6 0
3/ 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 136 108 4 55.7 3/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 8 7 0
4/ 4 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 84 68 7 55.3 4/ 4 F BALLS (523) 4 2 1
5/ 5 F BALLS (523) 101 87 8 53.7 5/ 5 DEATH SQUAD (468) 3 9 0
6/ 6 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 231 225 12 50.7 6/ 7 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 2 0 0
7/ 7 DEATH SQUAD (468) 42 50 2 45.7 7- 6*BAD PINOCCHIO (596) 2 2 0
8/ 8 DOGS OF WAR (115) 426 631 25 40.3 8/ 8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
JHELUM brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see DECAPITATOR win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
DECAPITATOR beat JIMMY CUSTER and JIMMY CUSTER lost 23 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as EPIMONIDAS takes the Title and
last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very good mood
today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you,
JHELUM?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
What's the big D? BAD PINOCCHIO was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered...
grumble... mumble... curse... And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?
Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was TANKS FOR NOTHIN'. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, WHITE THUNDER was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. And sending FAT BALL to the Dark Arena was supposed
to be one of your better ideas, F BALLS? We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in JHELUM to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad to see the back of this place--
Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EPIMONIDAS 5683 19 19 0 128 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOOT BALL 6305 15 1 1 182 F BALLS (523)
-FUZZ BALL 6299 12 4 0 138 F BALLS (523)
HOWARD 6289 22 15 1 117 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ARAGANT 6220 32 16 0 114 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
GIMLET 6218 22 27 2 98 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
DECAPITATOR 4959 10 12 0 97 DEATH SQUAD (468)
-VALLEY OF FEAR 4188 9 3 0 96 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESERT OF TRUTH 4187 11 2 0 89 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 19 23 2 82 DOGS OF WAR (115)
BAD TRANS OP 6312 11 7 1 82 DEATH SQUAD (468)
HANNIBAL 5715 15 23 1 81 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITE THUNDER 6040 7 4 0 63 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MERKAVA 1839 7 14 0 56 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
PANTHER 3554 9 0 0 55 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
LEOPARD 6363 6 1 0 53 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLON 6304 9 21 0 48 DOGS OF WAR (115)
M1A1 2734 9 6 1 47 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
SERIAL KILLER 4957 12 9 0 45 DEATH SQUAD (468)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WOODEN BOY 6358 2 2 0 31 BAD PINOCCHIO (596)
RIPPIN 6354 3 5 0 29 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-TELL ME A LIE 6360 2 1 0 29 BAD PINOCCHIO (596)
FEAR-O-ME 6352 4 5 0 27 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
BAYONET BETTY 6346 5 10 0 25 DEATH SQUAD (468)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIA2 3553 5 5 0 20 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
FOUL BALL 6374 1 0 1 16 F BALLS (523)
-FOOS BALL 6366 1 0 0 11 F BALLS (523)
-HALF-ASS 6357 1 0 0 5 BAD PINOCCHIO (596)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HUNTING WOLF 4237 0 1 0 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE 585 0 1 0 1 FOUL BALL 6374 571 NONE
FAT BALL 6351 5 3 0 F BALLS 523 SHEWISH GIANT 601 571 NONE
MERRY HADDOCK 6365 2 3 0 THE SHALLOWSHIP 582 M1A1 2734 571
PERSONAL ADS
Epimonidas -- Something is definitely amiss! Of course the better man won, but how
do you lose a contest, and come out Duelmaster? I smell a rat. Seems as though I
must have friends in low places. Either that or... you like me, you really like me!
Feels like 2000 all over again. -- Aragant
You smell a rat? But I had the place fumigated! -- Arenamaster Narhmin
Hannibal -- Couldn't you just throw me a bone one time, jeez! I am having one bad
quarter. Guess I'll just have to challenge Dead Horse next time. The ol' Gimlet Eye
ain't what it used to be, I gin. -- Gimlet.
Aragant -- Ah, the pleasures of meeting an old friend and taking him down a notch!
Few can match that one. Good try, though. -- Epimonidas
M. Chardinee. He keeps trying to sell me this bridge in Xochithlan. What would I do
with a bridge, I ask you? -- Howard
P.S. I prefer ferries, myself. Now, if he had a good ferry to sell, I might listen.
Gimlet -- I know you had your "eagle eye" on that elephant, but that is MY elephant,
and the auctioneer KNEW it. Besides, you can't afford to maintain an elephant. They
eat a lot, you know. -- Hannibal
Decapitator -- Like I was going to hold still for that? Fat chance. -- Jimmy Custer
Panther -- I don't know whether you're a "cute little thing," only that you're
little. And female. That's enough to rouse my curiosity. Come on by my place,
without the extra layers, hmm? -- Challon
P.S. We can disrobe together.
Merkava -- There's a special blend they have over at the Next Door that is called
"Milk of Seven Veils." You might want to try it. -- Challon
Panther -- It isn't my FEELINGS that are, ahem, you know? Come on by and I'll show
you. -- Challon
M1A1 -- I'm glad SOMEBODY got something out of that. -- Korlaz Trak, Ambitious Guard
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FAT BALL was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ARAGANT was subdued by EPIMONIDAS in a popular 3 minute veteran's Title melee.
GIMLET vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HANNIBAL was defeated by DESERT OF TRUTH in a 1 minute fight.
HOWARD demolished BAD TRANS OP in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition.
JIMMY CUSTER was devastated by DECAPITATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MERKAVA defeated FEAR-O-ME in a 1 minute melee.
M1A1 dispatched MERRY HADDOCK in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner duel.
LEOPARD overpowered BAYONET BETTY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PANTHER luckily beat CHALLON in a exciting 7 minute gruesome fight.
SERIAL KILLER was overpowered by WHITE THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIPPIN subdued MIA2 in a 2 minute competition.
FOUL BALL put to death EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 6 - 1 70 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 17 - 1 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 20 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 15 - 1 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 571 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE HOWARD 6289 22 15 1 117 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 32 16 0 114 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
LUNGING ATTACK DESERT OF TRUTH 4187 11 2 0 89 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
WALL OF STEEL WHITE THUNDER 6040 7 4 0 63 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
AIMED BLOW SERIAL KILLER 4957 12 9 0 45 DEATH SQUAD (468)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EPIMONIDAS 5683. The most popular warrior this turn
was CHALLON 6304. The ten other most popular fighters were EPIMONIDAS 5683, HOWARD
6289, FAT BALL 6351, DECAPITATOR 4959, MERRY HADDOCK 6365, RIPPIN 6354, GIMLET 6218,
DESERT OF TRUTH 4187, MERKAVA 1839, and M1A1 2734.
The least popular fighter this week was SERIAL KILLER 4957. The other ten least
popular fighters were BAYONET BETTY 6346, HANNIBAL 5715, FOUL BALL 6374, PANTHER
3554, FEAR-O-ME 6352, JIMMY CUSTER 6268, BAD TRANS OP 6312, ARAGANT 6220, MIA2 3553,
and WHITE THUNDER 6040.