DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/03/2007 Duedate: 04/16/2007
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-572
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EPIMONIDAS
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5683) [20-19-0,137]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EPIMONIDAS POSITION IS EMPTY
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5683) [20-19-0,137]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EPIMONIDAS HANNIBAL
DOGS OF WAR (115) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-5683) [20-19-0,137] (4-5715) [16-23-1,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115) 49
2. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 24 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
3. F BALLS (523) 0 Unchartered Team
4. UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 0
5. BAD PINOCCHIO (596) 0 ANNOYING HABITS (433)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BAD PINOCCHIO (596) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 1 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 12 3 1
2- 2 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 36 25 0 59.0 2/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 10 5 0
3/ 4 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 89 68 7 56.7 3/ 2 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 5 9 0
4/ 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 136 112 4 54.8 4- 6 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388) 2 0 0
5- 5 F BALLS (523) 101 87 8 53.7 5- 7*BAD PINOCCHIO (596) 2 0 0
6- 6 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 231 225 12 50.7 6- 5 DEATH SQUAD (468) 2 6 0
7- 7 DEATH SQUAD (468) 42 50 2 45.7 7- 4 F BALLS (523) 1 1 1
8/ 8 DOGS OF WAR (115) 430 632 25 40.5 8- 8 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Aragant, my good fellow, you have allowed your just pride to overwhelm your
judgment and training. You should not have lost that fight, and well you know it.
What were you thinking?
Epimonidas
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of JHELUM! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. DOGS OF WAR showed JHELUM what they
were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-0. What's with
HANNIBAL? He actually beat THE SHALLOWSHIP's ARAGANT, and walked away with 24 more
points from the fight. Apparently JHELUM isn't filled with as many gutless wonders
as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 3 challenges this turn! THE SHALLOWSHIP's
hatred of DOGS OF WAR surfaced again as GIMLET challenged JHELUM's top dog. GIMLET
was reminded on the sands why EPIMONIDAS is Duelmaster. Wouldn't it be nice to have
live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted
prisoners.
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... JHELUM thinks DEATH
SQUAD and their 42-50-2 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up... In
my day, no team with a 42-50-2 would scare me off! What's the problem, TANKS FOR
NOTHIN'? RIPPIN of THE SHALLOWSHIP knows how to pick 'em. She challenged M1A1 of
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' who is up by 18. Now was this a wise move? RIPPIN perhaps got
hers just desserts, seeing as she lost to M1A1 and ended up with 25 recognition
points.
Warriors of JHELUM unite. You have only your games to lose! Here's some
advice: study your opponent, master many skills, fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EPIMONIDAS 5683 20 19 0 137 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOOT BALL 6305 15 1 1 182 F BALLS (523)
-FUZZ BALL 6299 12 4 0 138 F BALLS (523)
HOWARD 6289 23 15 1 119 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ARAGANT 6220 32 17 0 115 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
HANNIBAL 5715 16 23 1 105 DOGS OF WAR (115)
GIMLET 6218 22 28 2 98 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-DECAPITATOR 4959 10 12 0 97 DEATH SQUAD (468)
-VALLEY OF FEAR 4188 9 3 0 96 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 20 23 2 95 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DESERT OF TRUTH 4187 11 2 0 89 UTOPIA RELIGIOSO (388)
-BAD TRANS OP 6312 11 7 1 82 DEATH SQUAD (468)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WHITE THUNDER 6040 7 4 0 63 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
MERKAVA 1839 8 14 0 58 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
LEOPARD 6363 7 1 0 58 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
PANTHER 3554 10 0 0 57 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
M1A1 2734 10 6 1 52 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLON 6304 9 22 0 49 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-SERIAL KILLER 4957 12 9 0 45 DEATH SQUAD (468)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WOODEN BOY 6358 2 2 0 31 BAD PINOCCHIO (596)
MIA2 3553 6 5 0 30 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FEAR-O-ME 6352 4 6 0 29 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
-TELL ME A LIE 6360 2 1 0 29 BAD PINOCCHIO (596)
-BAYONET BETTY 6346 5 10 0 25 DEATH SQUAD (468)
RIPPIN 6354 3 6 0 25 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOUL BALL 6374 1 0 1 16 F BALLS (523)
-FOOS BALL 6366 1 0 0 11 F BALLS (523)
-HALF-ASS 6357 1 0 0 5 BAD PINOCCHIO (596)
-HUNTING WOLF 4237 0 1 0 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MERRY HADDOCK 6365 2 3 0 THE SHALLOWSHIP 582 M1A1 2734 571
PERSONAL ADS
Desert of Truth -- Far be it from me to deny truth! -- Hannibal
P.S. If I did so, Epimonidas would hit me on the head. A stickler, Ep is.
Bad Trans Op -- I was given a message for you. By a mysterious stranger, you know.
Well, it actually came into my hands from an urchin, but HE said he'd been given it
by a mysterious stranger, so it comes to the same thing. It says: "Flush the
transmission and change the oil." This makes no sense to me, but I suppose it will
to you? -- Howard
Decapitator -- No, no, NO. I hate it when my opponent beats me to the "veritable
wall of blades" bit. They're fun to throw around but absolutely awful to run into.
Try not to do that again. -- Jimmy Custer
P.S. At least, not to me.
Panther -- (sigh) It's a pleasure to watch you move, lady. I could watch for hours.
-- Challon
P.S. If not distracted by being hit.
Gimlet -- Good work against that Assassin. We have to keep the assassins humble (and
preferably dead), because they're parasites on civilization. This is bad. --
Hannibal
M1A1 -- Well, you just had to go and fillet my soul. And I thought all you overgrown
Swedish robots ate was herring. Just watch out for that Gimlet, I think he has his
special "eye" on you.-- Ghost of Merry Haddock
Epimonidas -- What happened? Just because I lost doesn't mean I shouldn't be
Duelmaster, does it? -- Aragant
He's being selfish.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GIMLET was devastated by EPIMONIDAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
RIPPIN was vanquished by M1A1 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
ARAGANT was savagely defeated by HANNIBAL in a 3 minute bloody expert's fight.
HOWARD devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JIMMY CUSTER demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched competition.
CHALLON was savagely defeated by LEOPARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
MERKAVA viciously subdued FEAR-O-ME in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
PANTHER won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute duel.
MIA2 vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 5 - 0 72 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 5 - 1 72 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 16 - 1 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 14 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 19 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 572 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL EPIMONIDAS 5683 20 19 0 137 DOGS OF WAR (115)
PARRY-LUNGE HOWARD 6289 23 15 1 119 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY ARAGANT 6220 32 17 0 115 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
LUNGING ATTACK LEOPARD 6363 7 1 0 58 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EPIMONIDAS 5683. The most popular warrior this turn
was HANNIBAL 5715. The ten other most popular fighters were JIMMY CUSTER 6268,
MERKAVA 1839, LEOPARD 6363, EPIMONIDAS 5683, M1A1 2734, HOWARD 6289, MIA2 3553,
ARAGANT 6220, FEAR-O-ME 6352, and PANTHER 3554.
The least popular fighter this week was CHALLON 6304. The other ten least popular
fighters were RIPPIN 6354, GIMLET 6218, PANTHER 3554, FEAR-O-ME 6352, ARAGANT 6220,
MIA2 3553, HOWARD 6289, M1A1 2734, EPIMONIDAS 5683, and LEOPARD 6363.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EPIMONIDAS (4-5683) DOGS OF WAR (115)