DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/15/2007 Duedate: 05/28/2007
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-575
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JIMMY CUSTER
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6268) [22-24-2,106]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JIMMY CUSTER DIAPERED ZALGOR
DOGS OF WAR (115) BABY BROTHERS (510)
(4-6268) [22-24-2,106] (4-5367) [4-1-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHALLON DIAPERED ZALGOR
DOGS OF WAR (115) BABY BROTHERS (510)
(4-6304) [10-24-0,54] (4-5367) [4-1-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE WALL (367)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE WALL (367) 48
2. DOGS OF WAR (115) 27 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
3. BABY BROTHERS (510) 21 Unchartered Team
4. F BALLS (523) 0
5. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 0 BABY BROTHERS (510)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BABY BROTHERS (510) 4 1 0 80.0 1- 1 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 8 2 2
2/ 2*THE WALL (367) 7 3 0 70.0 2/ 4*THE WALL (367) 7 3 0
3- 3 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 97 70 9 58.1 3/ 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 7 8 1
4/ 4 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 143 120 5 54.4 4/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115) 5 10 0
5- 5 F BALLS (523) 103 88 8 53.9 5/ 6*BABY BROTHERS (510) 2 0 0
6/ 6 DOGS OF WAR (115) 435 642 25 40.4 6- 5 F BALLS (523) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Say good-bye to TANKS FOR NOTHIN', as they are
pushed from the coveted top team spot by the THE WALL stable. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. GIMLET was bested by JIMMY CUSTER and drops 19
points. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.
FUZZ BALL did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. In front of all the
crowds, JIMMY CUSTER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two
weeks. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at
that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid THE WALL, please raise you hand. Wow. Does JHELUM really have that many
liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: THE WALL + Weapons That go
Boom = BABY BROTHERS + Avoid City. Well just about everybody wants a piece of
CHALLON, who was this week's most challenged warrior. In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, DIAPERED ZALGOR went after CHALLON, who was higher by 20 points.
Well, when the dust settled, DIAPERED ZALGOR beat CHALLON.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIMMY CUSTER 6268 22 24 2 106 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOOT BALL 6305 16 1 1 190 F BALLS (523)
-FUZZ BALL 6299 13 4 0 152 F BALLS (523)
GIMLET 6218 24 29 2 105 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
HANNIBAL 5715 17 25 1 95 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD 6289 24 17 1 90 DOGS OF WAR (115)
-LEOPARD 6363 8 2 0 68 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
-PANTHER 3554 12 0 0 67 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-M1A1 2734 12 6 1 60 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
-MERKAVA 1839 9 15 1 59 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALLON 6304 10 24 0 54 DOGS OF WAR (115)
DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367 4 1 0 54 BABY BROTHERS (510)
-MIA2 3553 8 5 1 43 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FEAR-O-ME 6352 5 8 1 27 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
FLOYD PINK 3936 2 0 0 26 THE WALL (367)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIPPIN 6354 3 9 0 18 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
THE JUDGE 3939 2 0 0 18 THE WALL (367)
TEACHER 3940 2 0 0 15 THE WALL (367)
-FOOS BALL 6366 1 0 0 11 F BALLS (523)
J.A. PINKERTON 6384 1 0 0 11 THE WALL (367)
FREEBEARD 6380 2 1 0 7 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
SOMEWISEGUY 6383 1 0 0 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
THE PROSTITUTE 3938 0 2 0 2 THE WALL (367)
LEONIDAS 6382 0 2 0 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 581 0 1 0 1 FEAR-O-ME 6352 575 NONE
MERRY HADDOCK 6365 2 3 0 THE SHALLOWSHIP 582 M1A1 2734 571 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Gimlet -- Drat. I'm just a pushover for the old "steely-eyed glint." Drat. --
Howard
Foot Ball -- (ndignantly) You weren't supposed to use my HEAD for a foot ball! Toes
in the eyes are what I do NOT like. -- Hannibal
P.S. It's worse than being stepped on by an elephant.
Merkava -- That "bury in the sand" trick? They told me that it would work against
your kind. Something about "sand in the gears." Did it? -- Jimmy Custer
M1a1 -- Why do I feel like I've been run over by a very heavy wagon? -- Challon
Floyd Pink -- Why am I hearing this really good music in the background? I don't
THINK it's just my ears ringing. -- Leonidas
Gimlet -- Ah, but Achilles was NOT a small heel. He was a big loud heel. --
Epimonidas
20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date. If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com). For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DIAPERED ZALGOR devastated CHALLON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GIMLET was vanquished by JIMMY CUSTER in a 1 minute brutal uneven Title battle.
HOWARD was defeated by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
HANNIBAL overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
FEAR-O-ME slaughtered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
RIPPIN was beaten by OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute brawl.
TEACHER handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute uneven fight.
THE JUDGE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a crowd boring 4 minute uneven duel.
THE PROSTITUTE was luckily beaten by SOMEWISEGUY in a slow 13 minute beginner's duel.
FLOYD PINK overpowered FREEBEARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LEONIDAS was overpowered by J.A. PINKERTON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 4 - 0 81 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 5 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 12 - 2 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 15 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
Turn 575 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE HOWARD 6289 24 17 1 90 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367 4 1 0 54 BABY BROTHERS (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHALLON 6304. The most popular warrior this turn
was DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367. The ten other most popular fighters were JIMMY CUSTER
6268, HANNIBAL 5715, FLOYD PINK 3936, HOWARD 6289, RIPPIN 6354, J.A. PINKERTON 6384,
FEAR-O-ME 6352, CHALLON 6304, GIMLET 6218, and TEACHER 3940.
The least popular fighter this week was SOMEWISEGUY 6383. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE JUDGE 3939, LEONIDAS 6382, FREEBEARD 6380, THE PROSTITUTE
3938, TEACHER 3940, GIMLET 6218, CHALLON 6304, FEAR-O-ME 6352, J.A. PINKERTON 6384,
and RIPPIN 6354.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GIMLET (4-6218) THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)