DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/12/2007 Duedate: 06/25/2007
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-577
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LEOPARD
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
(4-6363) [10-2-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LEOPARD DIAPERED ZALGOR
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) BABY BROTHERS (510)
(4-6363) [10-2-0,104] (4-5367) [6-1-0,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CHALLON DIAPERED ZALGOR
DOGS OF WAR (115) BABY BROTHERS (510)
(4-6304) [10-26-0,56] (4-5367) [6-1-0,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE WALL (367)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 36
2. BABY BROTHERS (510) 25 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
3. THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 23 Unchartered Team
4. THE WALL (367) 6
5. DOGS OF WAR (115) -19 BABY BROTHERS (510)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BABY BROTHERS (510) 6 1 0 85.7 1/ 1*THE WALL (367) 11 4 0
2/ 2*THE WALL (367) 14 6 0 70.0 2/ 2 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 8 2 0
3/ 3 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171) 105 72 9 59.3 3/ 3 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 5 10 2
4/ 5 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582) 146 127 6 53.5 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115) 5 10 0
5/ 6 DOGS OF WAR (115) 438 649 25 40.3 5/ 5*BABY BROTHERS (510) 3 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Gimlet, my thanks! Better and better, and aren't my teammates green with envy!
Let Hannibal put this in his pipe and smoke it. If I've told him once, I've told him
a dozen times that smoking is bad for the wind, but does he listen? No! He says I'm
"just a kid" and don't understand these things. Well, I cock a snook at him.
Jimmy Custer
P.S. And I really wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at the look on Hannibal's
face.
P.P.S. Gimlet, re my two broadswords? Darned if I know where they came from. I
should've had scimitars. No, wait, I don't have the deftness for scimitars. Hmm.
Maybe it isn't an input error after all. Well, whatever, it doesn't matter any more,
because I am OUT of here.
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to JHELUM once again! I can barely restrain my enthusiam for TANKS
FOR NOTHIN''s outstanding member, Duelmaster LEOPARD. I suppose you want to hear
some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... The most avoided team
was TANKS FOR NOTHIN'. The bums at BABY BROTHERS couldn't face the challenges from
TANKS FOR NOTHIN'! No excuse for that! What do people see in PANTHER? Hers 13-1-0?
TANKS FOR NOTHIN' ain't talkin', but she's got 71 points. DIAPERED ZALGOR of BABY
BROTHERS knows how to pick 'em. He challenged PANTHER of TANKS FOR NOTHIN' who is up
by 21. Now was this a wise move? DIAPERED ZALGOR perhaps got his just desserts,
seeing as he bested PANTHER and ended up with 90 recognition points. I hate going to
the effort of writing about the kind of fights that FLOYD PINK gets in. He fights
people like RIPPIN, 11 points below. I thought FLOYD PINK showed great skill and
promise when he was dealt death by RIPPIN. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
Warriors of JHELUM unite. You have only your games to lose! RIPPIN of THE
SHALLOWSHIP got 14 points for removing another young punk. Tough luck, THE WALL!
Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take
note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
JHELUM is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places. Remember--a
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEOPARD 6363 10 2 0 104 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOWARD 6289 26 17 1 96 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367 6 1 0 90 BABY BROTHERS (510)
M1A1 2734 14 6 1 83 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
HANNIBAL 5715 17 27 1 79 DOGS OF WAR (115)
PANTHER 3554 13 1 0 71 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
MERKAVA 1839 10 16 1 68 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALLON 6304 10 26 0 56 DOGS OF WAR (115)
MIA2 3553 10 5 1 54 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIPPIN 6354 4 10 1 33 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
THE JUDGE 3939 4 0 0 29 THE WALL (367)
FEAR-O-ME 6352 5 10 1 26 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
J.A. PINKERTON 6384 3 0 0 26 THE WALL (367)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEACHER 3940 4 0 0 19 THE WALL (367)
FREEBEARD 6380 3 2 0 11 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
FOURTOE 6385 1 0 0 7 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOMEWISEGUY 6383 1 2 0 5 THE SHALLOWSHIP (582)
THE PROSTITUTE 3938 0 4 0 4 THE WALL (367)
LEONIDAS 6382 0 4 0 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLOYD PINK 3936 3 1 0 THE WALL 367 RIPPIN 6354 577
PERSONAL ADS
The Prostitute -- Now don't be hasty, or tricksy either. But then, that is your
business. Seems like you always end up on the wrong side of the stick, so to speak.
Are we reaching..(click)..? -- Freebeard.
MIA2 -- You again? Nothing like a she-Orc for formidable bathtub foes. Where I come
from we call them Cling-ons. PS Who's the hatchet for, Gorbag? -- Fear-O-Me-Not.
Teacher -- It figures. Nothin' like a teacher for learnin' nothin'. Hey, leave this
kid alone! -- Somewiseguy.
Jimmy Custer -- Congratulations! See you in Chrysalis with the rest of the crew. --
Gimlet
Floyd Pink -- Wall I never! Next time be a gentleman and lend a poor lass your spare
weapon! -- Rippin
Diapered Zalgor -- No, really, I just can't face you. -- Challon
P.S. At least wear a long-tailed shirt or something. And rubber pants.
Panther -- Ah, a beautiful woman. I knew there would be beautiful, passionate women
if I could get the darned elephants over the Alps. Not that the elephants had
anything directly to do with it, although they ARE impressive. Perhaps dinner? --
Hannibal
Merkava -- (bouncing a little on his toes) So, you see? I saw you down by the
bandstand hanging out in bad company, and *I* can guess what you were getting. Bad
plan, bub. You think you're the hottest thing going while the buzz is on, and who
knows, maybe you are. But it doesn't last. -- Howard, feeling inexplicably avuncular
The Judge -- Yes? Well, our records remain mirror images. I suppose this is
something, but I'm not sure what. -- Leonidas
Doldo d'Ariske, Veteran Mercenary -- Sure, I can always use a good man. And you have
amply demonstrated your loyalty and determination. But probably a non-combat
position. Ah...do you cook? -- Hannibal
Trilibo of Sibikhas -- Insufferable popinjay! -- Howard
Fear-O-Me -- It was a kind thought, but unfortunately, my husband was resurrected by
the arena. I believe there is some problem with the arenamaster's heirloom dagger,
so he doesn't get "time off." -- Aellia, widow of Zock, Convicted Thief
Rippin -- The pitiful little "empire" of Osksi is not noble. *I* am noble. -- Ladro
van Koren Sistrum the Fifth of Osksi
Howard -- Coward. -- Trilibo of Sibikhas, Professional Assassin
Hannibal -- Darn straight. -- Doldo d'Ariske, Veteran Mercenary
J.A. Pinkerton -- Curses. -- Dirty Joe, Beggar in Standing
M1a1 -- Heck. -- anonymous Fratsfa Slave
Leopard -- Ah... I couldn't hit a woman? -- Doldo d'Ariske, Veteran Mercenary
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DIAPERED ZALGOR viciously subdued PANTHER in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
FLOYD PINK was savagely slain by RIPPIN in a 1 minute brutal Challenge melee.
SOMEWISEGUY was outlasted by TEACHER in a 18 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
JIMMY CUSTER was overpowered by LEOPARD in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
HOWARD bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
HANNIBAL was overpowered by M1A1 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MERKAVA overpowered CHALLON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MIA2 vanquished FEAR-O-ME in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THE JUDGE overpowered FREEBEARD in a 3 minute uneven duel.
THE PROSTITUTE was defeated by FOURTOE in a action packed 1 minute novice's fight.
LEONIDAS was overpowered by J.A. PINKERTON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 7 - 0 73 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 1 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 9 - 2 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 11 - 1 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 12 - 1 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 6 - 1 33 |
Turn 577 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK LEOPARD 6363 10 2 0 104 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
PARRY-LUNGE HOWARD 6289 26 17 1 96 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367 6 1 0 90 BABY BROTHERS (510)
WALL OF STEEL M1A1 2734 14 6 1 83 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
TOTAL PARRY PANTHER 3554 13 1 0 71 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
SLASHING ATTACK MIA2 3553 10 5 1 54 TANKS FOR NOTHIN' (171)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHALLON 6304. The most popular warrior this turn
was DIAPERED ZALGOR 5367. The ten other most popular fighters were HOWARD 6289,
LEOPARD 6363, PANTHER 3554, RIPPIN 6354, M1A1 2734, MERKAVA 1839, MIA2 3553, THE
PROSTITUTE 3938, FOURTOE 6385, and J.A. PINKERTON 6384.
The least popular fighter this week was TEACHER 3940. The other ten least popular
fighters were SOMEWISEGUY 6383, LEONIDAS 6382, FREEBEARD 6380, THE JUDGE 3939,
FEAR-O-ME 6352, CHALLON 6304, HANNIBAL 5715, FLOYD PINK 3936, J.A. PINKERTON 6384,
and FOURTOE 6385.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JIMMY CUSTER (4-6268) DOGS OF WAR (115)