DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/13/2010    Duedate: 04/26/2010

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-624

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PETE MASTIFF
DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6387) [35-12-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PETE MASTIFF                   CASSIS
DOGS OF WAR (115)              KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6387) [35-12-0,119]         (4-6487) [5-1-1,73]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PETE MASTIFF                   KENYA
DOGS OF WAR (115)              KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6387) [35-12-0,119]         (4-6484) [6-0-1,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KIWI CONNECTION (609)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TL;DR (616)                 35
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           30      DOGS OF WAR (115)
3. KIWI CONNECTION (609)       16      Unchartered Team
4. TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)         0
5. DREAD EMPIRE (615)           0      KIWI CONNECTION (609)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION (609)     21   3  3 87.5   1/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION (609)    11  1 1
 2/ 2*TL;DR (616)               18   7  1 72.0   2/ 2*TL;DR (616)              10  5 1
 3- 3 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)     262 248 13 51.4   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         5 10 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        576 746 26 43.6   4- 4 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      2  2 0
 5- 5*DREAD EMPIRE (615)         1   2  0 33.3   5- 5*DREAD EMPIRE (615)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): IGNORANT BAUD of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): FURIOUS GORGE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): EVE AND EMMA of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 651): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 635): HAGAR BLUETOOTH of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 637): BUBBLY BAELZEBUB of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (Street Legal)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 636): GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): EDDIE INCHER of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLDFISHFINGER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 646): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 652): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 623): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 642): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 651): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 565): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 637): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 636): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 605): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 598): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 271): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 584): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): QUESTIONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 480): DETHKLOT (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 222): LHC (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 528) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 529): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 528): BRANDY PINKERTON of PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 651): KOVARAMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 650): SALTILLA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 634): PHLEGM of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           CHAGAN of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 636): ADAM of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 634): VOLLEYBALL of SPORTS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 583): BIG DISAPPOINTMENT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 535): SHALAITHA of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 534): SHOGGOTH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Who allowed the Kung-Fu Master to do that?  I demand a recount!

                                    Pete Mastiff

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for JHELUM.  What was the name of that team 
who got 4-1-1 this turn for a total 18-7-1 you ask?  (Sure)  TL;DR's their name, and 
fighting's their game!  MVP award for THE MUTT?  DOGS OF WAR's proud of him after 
beating THE STAND and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  THE STAND 
got smashed by THE MUTT, and lost 6 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  
PETE MASTIFF stopped CASSIS dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all 
their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All JHELUM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  JHELUM is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETE MASTIFF 6387            35  12  0   119       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNNING DEER 6502             9   3  1    85       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
-BRAVE 2 6509                  8   3  0    81       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
 CASSIS 6487                   5   1  1    73       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
-BRAVE 1 6510                  8   3  0    71       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
 ARMITAGE 6483                 6   0  1    68       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KENYA 6484                    6   0  1    57       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONSIDE 6486                 4   2  0    55       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 RED HAMMER 6476              11  11  0    47       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514        5   4  0    41       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 WAR AND PEACE 6532            4   1  0    41       TL;DR (616)
 DA VINCI CODE 6536            4   1  0    39       TL;DR (616)
 MAT'ARI 6482                  8   8  0    37       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOBY DICK 6535                4   1  1    28       TL;DR (616)
-WISE OWL 6531                 2   2  0    26       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNAPPING TURTLE 6512          3   1  0    22       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
 THE MUTT 6586                 1   0  0    20       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534     3   2  0    12       TL;DR (616)
 THE STAND 6533                3   2  0    11       TL;DR (616)
-BEYOND PAIN 6527              1   0  0     9       DREAD EMPIRE (615)
-HEX 6530                      0   2  0     6       DREAD EMPIRE (615)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      MOBY DICK 6535        624  NONE
JACK RUSTLE 6513        5  4 0 DOGS OF WAR 115      ARMITAGE 6483         623   
JUICY POOPY 6562        0  1 0 HOTEL PISSES ME  617 KENYA 6484            621   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ironside -- You're very hard on my teeth, man.  There should be some kind of rule
against that.  After all, teeth are important. -- Germaine Sheppard

Cassis -- It must be fun to be so tall and smooth.  Not that I don't have fun, but I
have often wished to be tall. -- Mat'ari

Armitage -- You really put your back into that one.  I suppose I was counting too
much on my nineteen CN to keep me alive.  Bummer. -- Ghost of Jack Rustle

Moby Dick -- For a white whale, you seem rather on the small and red side.  Not that
I mind the win! -- Red Hammer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRONSIDE bested RED HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
PETE MASTIFF vanquished CASSIS in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
ARMITAGE narrowly defeated GERMAINE SHEPPARD in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
MAT'ARI was viciously subdued by KENYA in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
DA VINCI CODE savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute bloody competition.
WAR AND PEACE won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
THE STAND was devastated by THE MUTT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
MOBY DICK slaughtered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   1 -  1      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   1 -  1      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  14 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 624 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PETE MASTIFF 6387          35  12  0  119 DOGS OF WAR (115)
PARRY-LUNGE      CASSIS 6487                 5   1  1   73 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
WALL OF STEEL    ARMITAGE 6483               6   0  1   68 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
LUNGING ATTACK   KENYA 6484                  6   0  1   57 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
TOTAL PARRY      IRONSIDE 6486               4   2  0   55 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
SLASHING ATTACK  GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514      5   4  0   41 DOGS OF WAR (115)
AIMED BLOW       WAR AND PEACE 6532          4   1  0   41 TL;DR (616)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PETE MASTIFF 6387.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KENYA 6484.  The ten other most popular fighters were RED HAMMER 6476, DA 
VINCI CODE 6536, ARMITAGE 6483, IRONSIDE 6486, PETE MASTIFF 6387, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 
6514, MAT'ARI 6482, WAR AND PEACE 6532, THE MUTT 6586, and CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534.

The least popular fighter this week was THE STAND 6533.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CASSIS 6487, MOBY DICK 6535, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, THE MUTT 6586, 
WAR AND PEACE 6532, MAT'ARI 6482, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514, PETE MASTIFF 6387, IRONSIDE 
6486, and ARMITAGE 6483.