DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/17/2010 Duedate: 08/30/2010
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-633
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
IRONSIDE
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [11-4-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IRONSIDE POSITION IS EMPTY
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [11-4-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RED HAMMER KENYA
DOGS OF WAR (115) KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6476) [15-16-0,98] (4-6484) [14-1-1,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION (609) 35
2. DOGS OF WAR (115) 30 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
3. TL;DR (616) -16 Unchartered Team
ALL BAD (313)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609) 46 14 3 76.7 1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609) 9 3 0
2/ 2 TL;DR (616) 39 31 2 55.7 2/ 2 TL;DR (616) 8 7 0
3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 599 768 27 43.8 3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 6 9 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 655): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 538): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 661): CADILLAC DUNDEE of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 632): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 656): SONNY of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 651): NOT-A-NUT JONES of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 660): HARPOON of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 644): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 646): PINCH BLISTER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 645): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 613): ATILLA of THE FALLEN ANGELS (Jahgg Grimeye, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 600): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 276): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 593): FAROMAN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 544): OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 259): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 250): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 489): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 227): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 537): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 655): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 538): 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 661): IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 632): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 656): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 651): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 660): BONSUR LONG NAMES (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 644): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 646): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 645): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 613): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 600): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 376): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 593): I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (?, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 544): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 259): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 250): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 489): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 227): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 537) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 660): PERFECT DRUG of IRATE FORMATIONS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 659): CAJETAN of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 645): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
WEASEL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
GRANDADDY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
(turn 644): BLAKSUNN of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 612): ELLIRIN IMBRAY of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 600): KARTIKAYA of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 599): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 543): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 259): SAMILDAR of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of JHELUM. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Practice pays for
CLUMSY MUTT, who pummelled THE STAND, to pocket 27 points. A certain someone should
cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 18 points to ARMITAGE.
(Discrete enough, GERMAINE SHEPPARD?) RED HAMMER found out that JHELUM isn't a
democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in
JHELUM is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
So much to report, so little time!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... CLUMSY MUTT of DOGS
OF WAR spared THE STAND (7-7-0) from having to lose any more fights. What's your
next plan, TL;DR? Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long
after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Can anything compare
to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for JHELUM? On that giddy note I take my
leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRONSIDE 6486 11 4 0 107 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KENYA 6484 14 1 1 104 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
RED HAMMER 6476 15 16 0 98 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ARMITAGE 6483 11 4 1 91 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAT'ARI 6482 13 12 0 86 DOGS OF WAR (115)
GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514 10 8 0 69 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CASSIS 6487 10 5 1 65 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
DA VINCI CODE 6536 10 4 0 59 TL;DR (616)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLUMSY MUTT 6587 5 3 1 56 DOGS OF WAR (115)
WAR AND PEACE 6532 7 7 0 45 TL;DR (616)
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534 8 6 1 39 TL;DR (616)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JULIAN 6594 2 3 0 25 DOGS OF WAR (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHEEL OF TIME 6593 2 3 0 9 TL;DR (616)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE STAND 6533 7 7 0 TL;DR 616 CLUMSY MUTT 6587 633
PERSONAL ADS
Kenya -- Too hot for me there. A long-haired dog like me, I want temperate and
subarctic climates, you know? -- Germaine Sheppard
P.S. Or, at least, I don't want equatorial temperatures TODAY.
Cassis -- I wasn't-- Well, okay, I was planning to bury you, mostly, in the sand,
but I was going to dig down to a cooler layer, you know? Give you a thermal break,
sort of. -- Mat'ari
Ironside -- And you're back again. It's been back and forth with us, hasn't it? --
Red Hammer
War and Peace -- Why? -- Clumsy Mutt
Darned straight I was trying to slay the Embezzling Scribe, and he was out to get ME,
too--we've got a long and bitter history. -- Julian
26 July 2010
Some managers have attempted to send personals and columns to hal, and hal has
been refusing to acknowledge their content. I don't know what hal's problem is,
specifically, but for best success, send PLAIN TEXT (dot txt) in the body of the
email. Not attachments. Thank you. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IRONSIDE unbelievably bested RED HAMMER in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
KENYA viciously subdued MAT'ARI in a action packed 3 minute bloody veteran's match.
GERMAINE SHEPPARD was devastated by ARMITAGE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CASSIS bested WAR AND PEACE in a 1 minute brawl.
THE STAND was slaughtered by CLUMSY MUTT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DA VINCI CODE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute melee.
JULIAN vanquished WHEEL OF TIME in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 7 - 1 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 633 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY IRONSIDE 6486 11 4 0 107 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
LUNGING ATTACK KENYA 6484 14 1 1 104 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
WALL OF STEEL ARMITAGE 6483 11 4 1 91 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
AIMED BLOW MAT'ARI 6482 13 12 0 86 DOGS OF WAR (115)
SLASHING ATTACK GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514 10 8 0 69 DOGS OF WAR (115)
PARRY-LUNGE CASSIS 6487 10 5 1 65 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RED HAMMER 6476. The most popular warrior this turn
was KENYA 6484. The ten other most popular fighters were RED HAMMER 6476, ARMITAGE
6483, IRONSIDE 6486, CASSIS 6487, DA VINCI CODE 6536, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, WAR
AND PEACE 6532, CLUMSY MUTT 6587, JULIAN 6594, and MAT'ARI 6482.
The least popular fighter this week was WHEEL OF TIME 6593. The other ten least
popular fighters were THE STAND 6533, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514, MAT'ARI 6482, JULIAN
6594, CLUMSY MUTT 6587, WAR AND PEACE 6532, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, DA VINCI CODE
6536, CASSIS 6487, and IRONSIDE 6486.