DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/28/2010    Duedate: 10/11/2010

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-636

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRONSIDE
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [14-4-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRONSIDE                       POSITION IS EMPTY
KIWI CONNECTION (609)          
(4-6486) [14-4-0,126]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RED HAMMER                     RED HAMMER
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6476) [15-19-0,95]          (4-6476) [15-19-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KIWI CONNECTION (609)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION (609)       25
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           20      KIWI CONNECTION (609)
3. TL;DR (616)                  2      Unchartered Team

                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     58  14  3 80.6   1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)    12  0 0
 2/ 2 TL;DR (616)               48  36  2 57.1   2/ 2 TL;DR (616)               9  5 0
 3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)        601 781 27 43.5   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 658): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 635): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 659): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 654): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 663): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 647): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 649): THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 648): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 616): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 603): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 596): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): OF SEA AND WIND of RAISING R'YLEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 658): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 542): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 635): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 659): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 654): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 663): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 647): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 649): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 648): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 616): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 603): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 496): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 658): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 653): EVE AND EMMA of PYSCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): BAROCHDAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 491): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in JHELUM a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, CLUMSY MUTT fought 
DA VINCI CODE and gained 21 points and contributed to DOGS OF WAR's 1-4-0.  DA VINCI 
CODE has lost to CLUMSY MUTT, falling 16 points, while helping make TL;DR a 3-2-0 
turn.  Defending his title for another turn, IRONSIDE kept DOGS OF WAR's warrior, RED 
HAMMER, from claiming the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the 
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win.  
Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that JHELUM has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, JHELUM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in JHELUM and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONSIDE 6486                14   4  0   126       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KENYA 6484                   17   1  1   115       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 ARMITAGE 6483                14   4  1   105       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 RED HAMMER 6476              15  19  0    95       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASSIS 6487                  13   5  1    88       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 CLUMSY MUTT 6587              7   4  1    78       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514       10  11  0    75       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 MAT'ARI 6482                 13  15  0    70       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA VINCI CODE 6536           11   6  0    65       TL;DR (616)
 WAR AND PEACE 6532            9   8  0    59       TL;DR (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534     9   8  1    36       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEEL OF TIME 6593            5   3  0    32       TL;DR (616)
 ANY TEXTBOOK 6600             2   0  0    27       TL;DR (616)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULIAN 6594                   2   6  0    12       DOGS OF WAR (115)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THE STAND 6533          7  7 0 TL;DR 616            CLUMSY MUTT 6587      633   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ironside -- That's thirteen wins for you, we've got to get you one more.... -- Red
Hammer

Kenya -- I never cared for mixing with lions, I think I'll stay home. -- Germaine
Sheppard

Cassis -- Looks like your team is on a roll today. -- Mat'ari

Crime and Punishment -- Yeah, I heard you're the crime and the punishment all in one.
-- Clumsy Mutt

Wheel of Time -- Roll on, be gone. -- Julian

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRONSIDE devastated RED HAMMER in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
ARMITAGE demolished MAT'ARI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KENYA overpowered GERMAINE SHEPPARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched duel.
DA VINCI CODE was defeated by CLUMSY MUTT in a 1 minute bloody match.
CASSIS viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT was devastated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute competition.
WAR AND PEACE viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute melee.
WHEEL OF TIME vanquished JULIAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANY TEXTBOOK vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -   8 -  1      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  19 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 636 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      IRONSIDE 6486              14   4  0  126 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
LUNGING ATTACK   KENYA 6484                 17   1  1  115 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
WALL OF STEEL    ARMITAGE 6483              14   4  1  105 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
PARRY-LUNGE      CASSIS 6487                13   5  1   88 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
AIMED BLOW       WAR AND PEACE 6532          9   8  0   59 TL;DR (616)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534   9   8  1   36 TL;DR (616)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RED HAMMER 6476.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RED HAMMER 6476.  The ten other most popular fighters were WAR AND PEACE 6532, 
KENYA 6484, CASSIS 6487, CLUMSY MUTT 6587, IRONSIDE 6486, ARMITAGE 6483, WHEEL OF 
TIME 6593, ANY TEXTBOOK 6600, MAT'ARI 6482, and GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514.

The least popular fighter this week was JULIAN 6594.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, DA VINCI CODE 6536, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514, 
MAT'ARI 6482, ANY TEXTBOOK 6600, WHEEL OF TIME 6593, ARMITAGE 6483, IRONSIDE 6486, 
CLUMSY MUTT 6587, and CASSIS 6487.