DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/12/2010    Duedate: 10/25/2010

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-637

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRONSIDE
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [15-4-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRONSIDE                       TOKARA
KIWI CONNECTION (609)          SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)
(4-6486) [15-4-0,130]          (4-6609) [1-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RED HAMMER                     RED HAMMER
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6476) [15-20-0,97]          (4-6476) [15-20-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KIWI CONNECTION (609)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DOGS OF WAR (115)           34
2. KIWI CONNECTION (609)       24      KIWI CONNECTION (609)
3. SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)     21      Unchartered Team
4. TL;DR (616)                -22
                                       SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)    1   0  0  100   1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)    12  0 1
 2/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     62  14  4 81.6   2/ 2 TL;DR (616)               6  9 0
 3/ 2 TL;DR (616)               48  41  2 53.9   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         4 11 0
 4/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)        603 784 27 43.5   4/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)   1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 659): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 542): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 664): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 636): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 660): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 655): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 664): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 650): THE CODDLER of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 649): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 617): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 278): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 597): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 548): BEAST of DEATH CULT (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): JIMEMMA LOCA of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541): WORK IN PROGRESS of JUST BECAUSE (A-sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 659): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 542): HISTORICAL WUSSES (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 664): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 636): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 660): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 655): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 664): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 648): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 650): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 649): TEAM SLIME (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 617): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 378): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizvan, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 497): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 548): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 493): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 541) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 541): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 649): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 617): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 547): BAROCHDAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHELUM to see 
what's new.  MVP award for TOKARA?  SERPENTS HOLD 609's proud of him after beating 
EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  WHEEL OF 
TIME got smashed by JULIAN, and lost 13 points!  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  IRONSIDE stopped RED HAMMER dead in his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said 
JHELUM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were 
snickering when ARMITAGE killed CLUMSY MUTT.  So he had a 7-5-1, that's no excuse!  
That was so totally rude when ARMITAGE wasted CLUMSY MUTT.  I think all you warriors 
in JHELUM should gang up on KIWI CONNECTION!  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONSIDE 6486                15   4  0   130       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMITAGE 6483                15   4  2   121       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 KENYA 6484                   18   1  1   117       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 RED HAMMER 6476              15  20  0    97       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASSIS 6487                  14   5  1    90       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514       11  11  0    85       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 MAT'ARI 6482                 13  16  0    77       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAR AND PEACE 6532            9   9  0    63       TL;DR (616)
 DA VINCI CODE 6536           11   7  0    58       TL;DR (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534     9   9  1    37       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULIAN 6594                   3   6  0    28       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOKARA 6609                   1   0  0    21       SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)
 ANY TEXTBOOK 6600             2   1  0    20       TL;DR (616)
 WHEEL OF TIME 6593            5   4  0    19       TL;DR (616)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLUMSY MUTT 6587        7  5 1 DOGS OF WAR 115      ARMITAGE 6483         637   
THE STAND 6533          7  7 0 TL;DR 616            CLUMSY MUTT 6587      633  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ironside -- Damn, you must be part anvil.  I've been pounding and pounding on you,
and nothing happens. -- Red Hammer

Armitage -- How many arms do you HAVE?  Your other name should be octopus or
something. -- Mat'ari

Kenya -- I never was a dog for hunting lions.  Why should I hunt lions, they don't
come after me. -- Germaine Sheppard

Da Vinci Code -- Flawed, definitely flawed.  But if you're known by the enemies you
make... not bad. -- Clumsy Mutt

Wheel of Time -- Never could get into it. -- Julian

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRONSIDE bested RED HAMMER in a action packed 2 minute master's Title fight.
KENYA subdued MAT'ARI in a 2 minute gory veteran's melee.
ARMITAGE slaughtered CLUMSY MUTT in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
CASSIS defeated WAR AND PEACE in a 1 minute match.
GERMAINE SHEPPARD devastated DA VINCI CODE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT was defeated by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute struggle.
ANY TEXTBOOK was devastated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WHEEL OF TIME was overcome by JULIAN in a 1 minute melee.
TOKARA vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   2 -  1      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   9 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  20 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 637 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      IRONSIDE 6486              15   4  0  130 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
WALL OF STEEL    ARMITAGE 6483              15   4  2  121 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
LUNGING ATTACK   KENYA 6484                 18   1  1  117 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
PARRY-LUNGE      CASSIS 6487                14   5  1   90 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RED HAMMER 6476.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RED HAMMER 6476.  The ten other most popular fighters were KENYA 6484, TOKARA 
6609, IRONSIDE 6486, ARMITAGE 6483, CASSIS 6487, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514, JULIAN 6594, 
MAT'ARI 6482, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, and WHEEL OF TIME 6593.

The least popular fighter this week was ANY TEXTBOOK 6600.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DA VINCI CODE 6536, WAR AND PEACE 6532, CLUMSY MUTT 6587, WHEEL 
OF TIME 6593, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, MAT'ARI 6482, JULIAN 6594, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 
6514, CASSIS 6487, and ARMITAGE 6483.