DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/26/2010    Duedate: 11/08/2010

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-638

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRONSIDE
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [16-4-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRONSIDE                       TOKARA
KIWI CONNECTION (609)          SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)
(4-6486) [16-4-0,134]          (4-6609) [2-0-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RED HAMMER                     ARMITAGE
DOGS OF WAR (115)              KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6476) [15-21-0,99]          (4-6483) [16-4-2,123]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KIWI CONNECTION (609)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TL;DR (616)                 35
2. THE WILLBURYS 4 (477)       30      KIWI CONNECTION (609)
3. KIWI CONNECTION (609)       17      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)     12
5. DOGS OF WAR (115)          -28      SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)    2   0  1  100   1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)    12  0 1
 2/ 2 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     66  14  4 82.5   2/ 2 TL;DR (616)               6  9 2
 3/ 0*THE WILLBURYS 4 (477)      6   4  1 60.0   3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)         3 11 0
 4/ 3 TL;DR (616)               51  43  4 54.3   4/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)   2  0 1
 5/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        603 788 27 43.4   5/ 0*THE WILLBURYS 4 (477)     2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 660): JOY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 543): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 665): ALFJAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 637): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 661): IRVINA KORL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 656): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 665): SONYA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 649): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 651): LITTLE MOKELE 2 of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 650): TERRA SIGILLATA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 618): BELARDON FRYE of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 605): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 278): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JRj of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 549): GRAPEFRUIT of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 253): IMMACULATECOLLECTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 494): GILFMET IVERS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 542): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 660): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 543): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 665): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 637): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 661): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 656): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 665): BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 649): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 651): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 650): TEAM SLIME (?, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 618): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 605): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 378): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizvan, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 498): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 549): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 262): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 253): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 494): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 542) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 665): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
                           HARPOON of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 649): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 649): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 617): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 604): JITNEY JOHNNY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 598): ROCKHOG JR of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
                           FAROMAN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of JHELUM.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  THE WILLBURYS 4 had 
cause to celebrate, after AWL got 19 points by beating JULIAN.  MAT'ARI certainly had 
a baffled expression on hers face, after losing to WAR AND PEACE and losing 17 points 
in the process!  IRONSIDE successfully staved off a grab for the roses by RED HAMMER 
of DOGS OF WAR.  Does JHELUM have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  Word has 
it one team in JHELUM is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid JHELUM farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONSIDE 6486                16   4  0   134       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KENYA 6484                   19   1  1   123       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 ARMITAGE 6483                16   4  2   123       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 RED HAMMER 6476              15  21  0    99       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 CASSIS 6487                  15   5  1    95       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514       11  12  0    84       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 WAR AND PEACE 6532           10   9  0    81       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAT'ARI 6482                 13  17  0    60       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 DA VINCI CODE 6536           11   8  0    59       TL;DR (616)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534    10   9  2    50       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOKARA 6609                   2   0  1    33       SERPENTS HOLD 609 (621)
-SULTHOE 5016                  2   0  1    33       THE WILLBURYS 4 (477)
 WHEEL OF TIME 6593            6   4  1    31       TL;DR (616)
 AWL 5017                      3   0  0    31       THE WILLBURYS 4 (477)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULIAN 6594                   3   7  0    16       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 KNOW WHO KNOWS 5034           1   0  0    11       THE WILLBURYS 4 (477)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC            0  0 0                      CRIME AND PUNISH 6534 638  NONE
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      WHEEL OF TIME 6593    638  NONE
CLUMSY MUTT 6587        7  5 1 DOGS OF WAR 115      ARMITAGE 6483         637   
ANY TEXTBOOK 6600       2  2 0 TL;DR 616            TOKARA 6609           638   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ironside -- Do you ever get tired of fighting the same old opponent?  And I assure
you that I feel old today.  I think it must be due to the onset of winter.  My joints
ache. -- Red Hammer

Kenya -- Lions and tigers but... not bears, right?  Although I feel sure there's
something else to take that place. -- Mat'ari

Armitage -- Drat. -- Ghost of the Clumsy Mutt

Da Vinci Code -- Bah.  He's got another one out, and I bet it isn't the least bit
more engaging.  But the books ABOUT it might be. -- Germaine Sheppard

Wheel of Time -- You do keep rolling past, don't you? -- Julian

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRONSIDE bested RED HAMMER in a action packed 2 minute master's Title fight.
ARMITAGE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 2 minute gory melee.
KENYA vanquished GERMAINE SHEPPARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MAT'ARI was overpowered by WAR AND PEACE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
CASSIS devastated DA VINCI CODE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT assassinated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JULIAN was handily defeated by AWL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
WHEEL OF TIME slaughtered CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
TOKARA slaughtered ANY TEXTBOOK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KNOW WHO KNOWS defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   1 -  1      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   9 -  1      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  12 -  1      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  22 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 638 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      IRONSIDE 6486              16   4  0  134 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
LUNGING ATTACK   KENYA 6484                 19   1  1  123 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
WALL OF STEEL    ARMITAGE 6483              16   4  2  123 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
PARRY-LUNGE      CASSIS 6487                15   5  1   95 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
AIMED BLOW       WAR AND PEACE 6532         10   9  0   81 TL;DR (616)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534  10   9  2   50 TL;DR (616)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RED HAMMER 6476.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ARMITAGE 6483.  The ten other most popular fighters were RED HAMMER 6476, WAR AND 
PEACE 6532, CASSIS 6487, AWL 5017, KNOW WHO KNOWS 5034, IRONSIDE 6486, KENYA 6484, 
WHEEL OF TIME 6593, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, and JULIAN 6594.

The least popular fighter this week was ANY TEXTBOOK 6600.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DA VINCI CODE 6536, MAT'ARI 6482, GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514, 
TOKARA 6609, JULIAN 6594, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, WHEEL OF TIME 6593, KENYA 6484, 
IRONSIDE 6486, and KNOW WHO KNOWS 5034.