DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/29/2011    Duedate: 04/11/2011

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-649

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRONSIDE
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [25-6-0,127]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

IRONSIDE                       POSITION IS EMPTY
KIWI CONNECTION (609)          
(4-6486) [25-6-0,127]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RED HAMMER                     GERMAINE SHEPPARD
DOGS OF WAR (115)              DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6476) [19-28-0,110]         (4-6514) [17-17-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TL;DR (616)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TL;DR (616)                  8
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)            7      KIWI CONNECTION (609)
3. KIWI CONNECTION (609)        7      Unchartered Team
4. JANUARY FRIENDS (619)        0
                                       GRASSHOPPER UNIT (402)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     83  19  4 81.4   1/ 1 TL;DR (616)              10  5 1
 2/ 2 TL;DR (616)               75  68  6 52.4   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         8  7 1
 3/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115)        628 817 29 43.5   3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     3  0 0
 4- 4*JANUARY FRIENDS (619)      4   7  0 36.4   4- 4*JANUARY FRIENDS (619)     0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 671): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 676): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 648): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 672): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 629): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 609): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 560): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 671): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 676): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 648): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 672): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 629): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 609): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 560): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 265): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 258): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 505): DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 553) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 670): CHINA BULL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
               (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                           BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
                           BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
                           FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
JHELUM.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for CUSSTER, who flew up 10 points in the rankings after mashing 
KUNG-FU MASTER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  CRIME AND PUNISHMENT lost to MAT'ARI and drops 
8 points.  Well, everybody's pal IRONSIDE moved his record to 25-6-0 by defeating 
GERMAINE SHEPPARD in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 7 recognition points.  
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  JULIAN II:  
THE REMATCH.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena 
with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the JHELUM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONSIDE 6486                25   6  0   127       KIWI CONNECTION (609)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED HAMMER 6476              19  28  0   110       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514       17  17  0   103       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUSSTER 6618                  7   3  1    84       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 MAT'ARI 6482                 18  23  0    82       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 DA VINCI CODE 6536           15  15  0    78       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEEL OF TIME 6593           12   9  3    59       TL;DR (616)
 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534    13  17  2    58       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EULA 6625                     4   0  0    30       TL;DR (616)
 THAT POTTER SAGA 6624         4   0  0    25       TL;DR (616)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOWBALL 6599                 1   0  0    15       JANUARY FRIENDS (619)
-SNOW DRIFT 6598               1   0  0    13       JANUARY FRIENDS (619)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JULIAN 6594             6 15 1 DOGS OF WAR 115      WHEEL OF TIME 6593    649   
SLED RUNNER 6596        2  1 0 JANUARY FRIENDS 619  JULIAN 6594           648   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ironside -- What a surprise.  Graduate already. -- Red Hammer

Crime and Punishment -- You're a crime, and I punished you. -- Germaine Sheppard

Da Vinci Code -- Ah, but I got a Secret Decoder Ring in my cracker-jacks, so I'm ON
to you.  You have no secrets from me. -- Mat'ari

Wheel of Time -- Looks like you've got a flat, bub. -- Cusster

Sled Runner -- That was not my intent.  I'll be here if your teammates want to come
after me. -- Julian

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRONSIDE unbelievably bested GERMAINE SHEPPARD in a 3 minute master's Title fight.
RED HAMMER demolished DA VINCI CODE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MAT'ARI overpowered CRIME AND PUNISHMENT in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
CUSSTER devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHEEL OF TIME murdered JULIAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EULA vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
THAT POTTER SAGA savagely defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  19 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  27 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      IRONSIDE 6486              25   6  0  127 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
LUNGING ATTACK   CUSSTER 6618                7   3  1   84 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  WHEEL OF TIME 6593         12   9  3   59 TL;DR (616)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RED HAMMER 6476.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514.  The ten other most popular fighters were THAT POTTER 
SAGA 6624, IRONSIDE 6486, CUSSTER 6618, RED HAMMER 6476, MAT'ARI 6482, WHEEL OF TIME 
6593, EULA 6625, DA VINCI CODE 6536, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, and JULIAN 6594.

The least popular fighter this week was JULIAN 6594.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, DA VINCI CODE 6536, EULA 6625, WHEEL OF TIME 
6593, MAT'ARI 6482, RED HAMMER 6476, CUSSTER 6618, IRONSIDE 6486, THAT POTTER SAGA 
6624, and GERMAINE SHEPPARD 6514.