DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/10/2011 Duedate: 05/23/2011
JHELUM ARENA
DM-4 TURN-652
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
IRONSIDE
KIWI CONNECTION (609)
(4-6486) [28-6-0,145]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IRONSIDE OSKSI BURGER
KIWI CONNECTION (609) SHEWISH BUFFET (618)
(4-6486) [28-6-0,145] (4-6590) [2-0-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RED HAMMER RED HAMMER
DOGS OF WAR (115) DOGS OF WAR (115)
(4-6476) [20-30-0,104] (4-6476) [20-30-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DOGS OF WAR (115)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (618) 41
2. TL;DR (616) 12 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
3. JOTUN (627) 11 Unchartered Team
4. KIWI CONNECTION (609) 9
5. DOGS OF WAR (115) 0 JOTUN (627)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*JOTUN (627) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115) 9 6 0
2/ 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609) 86 21 4 80.4 2/ 2 TL;DR (616) 4 11 2
3/ 2 TL;DR (616) 79 79 8 50.0 3/ 3 KIWI CONNECTION (609) 3 2 0
4/ 3 DOGS OF WAR (115) 637 823 29 43.6 4/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (618) 2 8 0
5/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (618) 2 8 0 20.0 5/ 0*JOTUN (627) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 674): VERMOUTH of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 557): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 679): FALRONDIAL VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 651): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 675): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 670): SPUTTERBUZZ of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 679): PAULA of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 663): FOOTLOOSE of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 665): MESHACH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 664): TIME of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 632): IRINA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 619): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 612): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 563): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 508): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 556): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 674): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 557): GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 679): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 651): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 675): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 670): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 679): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 663): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 665): OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 664): RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 632): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 619): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 612): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 563): SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 508): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 556) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 674): HONESTY of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
(turn 673): HONEST JILES of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 557): LORINDA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
FREDILILLA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 556): AMBEERDEXTROUS of 042909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): GERMAINE SHEPPARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 675): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
(turn 674): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 670): SPUTTERBUZZ of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 679): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 678): BARILOCHE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): LUNELLE MERRIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 664): DELION of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 663): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DARKNESS of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 631): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 618): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): LUNELLE MERRIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 562): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
JHELUM. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, who flew up 19 points in the rankings
after mashing M. CHARDINEE like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. THAT POTTER SAGA was beat by OSKSI
BURGER and drops 11 points. Well, everybody's pal IRONSIDE moved his record to
28-6-0 by defeating RED HAMMER in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6
recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this
stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRONSIDE 6486 28 6 0 145 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED HAMMER 6476 20 30 0 104 DOGS OF WAR (115)
WHEEL OF TIME 6593 14 10 3 94 TL;DR (616)
MAT'ARI 6482 21 23 0 92 DOGS OF WAR (115)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534 14 19 3 79 TL;DR (616)
DA VINCI CODE 6536 15 18 0 72 TL;DR (616)
-A BALCONY 6637 8 11 0 67 P'D OFF (625)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUSSTER 6618 8 5 1 62 DOGS OF WAR (115)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EULA 6625 5 2 1 34 TL;DR (616)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSKSI BURGER 6590 2 0 0 26 SHEWISH BUFFET (618)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLIND BETSY 6638 3 0 0 23 DOGS OF WAR (115)
THAT POTTER SAGA 6624 4 3 0 16 TL;DR (616)
BESTLA 6641 1 0 0 11 JOTUN (627)
COWGILL 6626 0 2 0 8 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
WARBURTON 6649 0 1 0 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE 0 0 0 CRIME AND PUNISH 6534 652 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JULIAN 6594 6 15 1 DOGS OF WAR 115 WHEEL OF TIME 6593 649 REVENGED
SNACK 1 6645 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 618 DARK CHAMPION 652 NONE
SNACK 2 6646 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 618 ARENAMASTER NARH 652 NONE
SNACK 3 6647 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 618 BANDIT PRINCE 652 NONE
SNACK 4 6648 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 618 WURM KIN 652 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Shewish Buffet -- We thank you for feeding the Dark Arena crew, not everyone
cares about us, but, ah, some of the meals you sent have been... flabby.
Lacking real substance. We wouldn't object to a better menu. -- Arenamaster
Narhmin
As I look at the newsletter, I realize that *I*, not Germaine, should have graduated.
I should graduate NOW. Someone is holding me back, and I don't like it. -- Red
Hammer
Ironside -- Luck is all it was, buster, and don't you forget it. If I wasn't leaving
town, I might have made you REALLY sweat for that title. -- Germaine Sheppard
Da Vinci Code -- Simple letter substitution. Child's play. -- Red Hammer
Wheel of Time -- Who said you could bring that damned CHARIOT into the arena? --
Cusster
Crime and Punishment -- Always glad to give you what you ask for. If it's
punishment, anyway. -- Mat'ari
Stupid Thief! -- Blind Betsy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SNACK 4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 2 was butchered by ARENAMASTER NARHMIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SNACK 3 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SNACK 1 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
IRONSIDE bested RED HAMMER in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Title fight.
WHEEL OF TIME devastated CUSSTER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MAT'ARI defeated DA VINCI CODE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's struggle.
CRIME AND PUNISHMENT easily killed M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
EULA slimly lost to CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
THAT POTTER SAGA was defeated by OSKSI BURGER in a 1 minute duel.
COWGILL lost to BLIND BETSY in a exciting 5 minute gruesome novice's fight.
BESTLA overpowered WARBURTON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 3 - 0 81 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 13 - 7 - 1 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 0 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 27 - 4 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 652 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY IRONSIDE 6486 28 6 0 145 KIWI CONNECTION (609)
STRIKING ATTACK WHEEL OF TIME 6593 14 10 3 94 TL;DR (616)
LUNGING ATTACK CUSSTER 6618 8 5 1 62 DOGS OF WAR (115)
AIMED BLOW EULA 6625 5 2 1 34 TL;DR (616)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RED HAMMER 6476. The most popular warrior this turn
was RED HAMMER 6476. The ten other most popular fighters were COWGILL 6626, MAT'ARI
6482, DA VINCI CODE 6536, IRONSIDE 6486, WHEEL OF TIME 6593, BESTLA 6641, CRIME AND
PUNISHMENT 6534, EULA 6625, OSKSI BURGER 6590, and BLIND BETSY 6638.
The least popular fighter this week was WARBURTON 6649. The other ten least popular
fighters were CUSSTER 6618, SNACK 1 6645, SNACK 3 6647, SNACK 4 6648, THAT POTTER
SAGA 6624, SNACK 2 6646, BLIND BETSY 6638, OSKSI BURGER 6590, EULA 6625, and CRIME
AND PUNISHMENT 6534.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
RED HAMMER (4-6476) DOGS OF WAR (115)