DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/13/2011    Duedate: 09/26/2011

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-661

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DA VINCI CODE
TL;DR (616)
(4-6536) [21-21-1,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DA VINCI CODE                  POSITION IS EMPTY
TL;DR (616)                    
(4-6536) [21-21-1,99]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DA VINCI CODE                  THAT POTTER SAGA
TL;DR (616)                    TL;DR (616)
(4-6536) [21-21-1,99]          (4-6624) [7-9-0,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DOGS OF WAR (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WISCONSIN (628)             57
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           24      TL;DR (616)
3. TL;DR (616)                  7      Unchartered Team
4. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       0
5. TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)         0      WISCONSIN (628)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WISCONSIN (628)            4   0  0  100   1/ 1 DOGS OF WAR (115)         8  7 0
 2- 1*JOTUN (627)                6   1  0 85.7   2/ 0*WISCONSIN (628)           4  0 0
 3- 2 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)     282 258 13 52.2   3- 4*COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    4  5 1
 4/ 3 TL;DR (616)               93 100  9 48.2   4- 2 TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)      3  0 0
 5/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        658 846 29 43.8   5/ 6 TL;DR (616)               3  8 1
 6- 5*COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)     5   7  1 41.7   6- 5*JOTUN (627)               2  0 0
 7- 6*SHEWISH BUFFET (618)      10  18  1 35.7   7- 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (618)      2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 688): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): MAX WEBER of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
               (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
                           SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                  (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  A stormcloud is brewing over the SHEWISH BUFFET 
guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-0-0 may send the team to the 
Dark Arena.  Don't these new hotshots make you sick (or, if they fought you, hurt)?  
WISCONSIN, on their very first turn, went 4-0-0.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
MADISON, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing PERSISTENT BEGGAR like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was THAT 
POTTER SAGA, who dropped 2 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
WARBURTON.  In front of all the crowds, DA VINCI CODE took the Duelmaster's crown for 
his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, 
so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA VINCI CODE 6536           21  21  1    99       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNNING DEER 6502            14   5  1   111       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
 CUSSTER 6618                 14   8  1    98       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRAVE 2 6509                 10   6  0    88       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
-BRAVE 1 6510                 11   5  0    81       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
-OSKSI BURGER 6590             7   0  1    80       SHEWISH BUFFET (618)
 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534    15  27  3    75       TL;DR (616)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WISE OWL 6531                 7   3  0    58       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNAPPING TURTLE 6512          8   3  0    55       TRIBAL COUNCIL (120)
-BESTLA 6641                   6   1  0    52       JOTUN (627)
 BLIND BETSY 6638              9   3  0    46       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-KID KOALA 5694                2   0  0    34       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARBURTON 6649                2   8  0    31       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 THAT POTTER SAGA 6624         7   9  0    30       TL;DR (616)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAWE GONNIT 6658              4   3  0    22       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-TUSK 6677                     1   0  0    20       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
-SAM HOCK 6651                 2   0  0    19       SHEWISH BUFFET (618)
 MADISON 6667                  1   0  0    15       WISCONSIN (628)
 GREEN BAY 6666                1   0  0    15       WISCONSIN (628)
 MILWAUKEE 6663                1   0  0    14       WISCONSIN (628)
-BLOODY MARY 6656              1   0  0    13       SHEWISH BUFFET (618)
 RACINE 6664                   1   0  0    13       WISCONSIN (628)
-CAER SALAD 6661               0   1  0     7       SHEWISH BUFFET (618)
 FENRIS KHAN 6674              1   2  0     5       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SIDE EFFECTS 6675             0   2  0     2       TL;DR (616)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE            0  0 0                      DA VINCI CODE 6536    661  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crime and Punishment -- Ha!  You made a dead set against me to clear the way to the
title for your teammate, Da Vinci.  But you failed in your effort, because even
though he defeated a Khalhums Dwarf, he just wasn't good enough.  So there! --
Cusster

Orcs.  I don't have to see them, I can smell 'em. -- Blind Betsy

Kid Koala -- Dawe Gonnit!

I see a Convicted Thief, and I curl my lip in scorn.  But I was kind to him and did
not kill him, because he gave me--well, I had to wrest it from him by force--my first
win.  That makes up for a lot. -- Warburton

Side Effects -- Never even heard of you. -- Fenris Khan
P.S.  And I don't much want to, truth be told.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CUSSTER devastated CRIME AND PUNISHMENT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DA VINCI CODE slaughtered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
BLIND BETSY subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 4 minute fight.
THAT POTTER SAGA lost to WARBURTON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
DAWE GONNIT defeated SIDE EFFECTS in a 2 minute match.
FENRIS KHAN was devastated by MILWAUKEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MADISON overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GREEN BAY devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RACINE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  19 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   8 -  1      38  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  13 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 661 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         7  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CUSSTER 6618               14   8  1   98 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BLIND BETSY 6638            9   3  0   46 DOGS OF WAR (115)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DA VINCI CODE 6536.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THAT POTTER SAGA 6624.  The ten other most popular fighters were WARBURTON 
6649, CUSSTER 6618, MILWAUKEE 6663, MADISON 6667, DA VINCI CODE 6536, GREEN BAY 6666, 
RACINE 6664, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 6534, BLIND BETSY 6638, and DAWE GONNIT 6658.

The least popular fighter this week was SIDE EFFECTS 6675.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FENRIS KHAN 6674, DAWE GONNIT 6658, BLIND BETSY 6638, CRIME AND 
PUNISHMENT 6534, RACINE 6664, GREEN BAY 6666, DA VINCI CODE 6536, MADISON 6667, 
MILWAUKEE 6663, and CUSSTER 6618.