DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/08/2012    Duedate: 05/21/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-678

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KAI-GHAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)
(4-4576) [12-11-3,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KAI-GHAN                       DISSIDENT
SAVAGE HORDE (427)             PEARL JAM (629)
(4-4576) [12-11-3,105]         (4-6672) [1-1-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VAR-KHAN                       ELDERLY WOMAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)             PEARL JAM (629)
(4-4574) [15-8-0,92]           (4-6673) [1-1-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAVAGE HORDE (427)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAVAGE HORDE (427)          32
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           19      SAVAGE HORDE (427)
3. PEARL JAM (629)             15      Unchartered Team
4. SHADOW BLADES (623)         10
5. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       5      PEARL JAM (629)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     89  23  5 79.5   1/ 1 SAVAGE HORDE (427)       13  2 1
 2/ 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        68  42  5 61.8   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    23  17  4 57.5   3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    4  3 1
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        703 885 29 44.3   4- 4 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     3  2 1
 5/ 5 THE FORCE II (537)       137 179 12 43.4   5/ 0*PEARL JAM (629)           2  2 0
 6/ 0*PEARL JAM (629)            3   5  0 37.5   6/ 5 THE FORCE II (537)        1  1 0
 7/ 0*SHADOW BLADES (623)        2   4  0 33.3   7/ 0*SHADOW BLADES (623)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 700): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 701): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 696): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 689): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): BEEF of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 700): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 583): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 701): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 696): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 705): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 689): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 691): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 656): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 638): DELVERS (Harby or Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 589): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
               (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOLL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
               (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Greetings to Jorja, Floyd, Chief, and whoever runs the Kiwi Connection.  I
didn't get a DM column done last week so here are two weeks worth of updates:

Raighnall graduated last week.  His Arena record is 15-7 and his Tourney Record was
9-9-1.  He was 4-3 in the apprentices and the adepts and 1-3 in the Champions
untimed.  His numbers are 12(1)-14-10-17-17-4-11 good/good.  He has a Master in
intiative and attack and a AE in defense.  He favors a high OE and high AL and learns
attack.  His weakness is, his favorite weapon is the shortsword and the fact that he
has learned a total of 3 decis skills from 31 FE.  He tried the SH against Mountain
Troll and lost because it didn't do enough damage.

Darkclaw (16-6-1) is a pretty decent ST at 9-9-12-21-11-12-11(1) poor/great.  He
finished with AE in init, rip, attack, expert def and Master Decis.  His average
learn rate was 2.3 per FE.  His rhythm sucks at Mod, VL and his favorite weapon is
the maul.  Best thing about Darkclaw was the great DMG which according to Terrablood
was a 6% dice roll.  His tourney record was (2-3)(3-3)(0-3) pretty much untimed.
Hope he wins in the DA so that he goes into retirement with a victory.

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon JHELUM, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Practice pays for DENUNZIO, who pummelled JAEGER, to 
pocket 11 points.  GRELIS FLARG certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to BLIND BETSY and losing 7 points in the process!  Well, Duelmaster DARKCLAW 
Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's WURM KIN.  Is a 16-6-1 good enough?  Those who 
hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by WURM KIN, of DARK ARENA, who despite 
a 0-0-0 couldn't overcome JHELUM's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking 
into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  WURM KIN in the Dark 
Arena wasn't enough for DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE.  Maybe that certain serving girl(?) 
at The Welcome Wench will be!  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for 
thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAI-GHAN 4576                12  11  3   105       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRONSIDE 6486                28   7  0   111       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 VAR-KHAN 4574                15   8  0    92       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIREN WOLFE 5719             14  10  1    83       THE FORCE II (537)
 BLIND BETSY 6638             17  12  0    71       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAVEL ICAM 6089              10   6  0    64       THE FORCE II (537)
-AVREN RALCEN 5994            10  13  0    63       THE FORCE II (537)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID KOALA 5694                6   3  0    63       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKULLHAMMER 6709              4   2  0    56       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 WARBURTON 6649               12  15  0    55       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 GRELIS FLARG 6155             6   4  1    47       THE FORCE II (537)
 FENRIS KHAN 6674             10  10  0    40       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690              7   3  0    26       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
-COWGILL 6626                  1   2  0    22       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 DISSIDENT 6672                1   1  0    21       PEARL JAM (629)
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            1   1  0    19       PEARL JAM (629)
-WILTON 6485                   1   0  0    19       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 SHADOW 6621                   1   1  0    18       SHADOW BLADES (623)
-SOUTHEY 6715                  1   0  1    16       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 JAEGER 6708                   3   3  0    12       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 ROGUE 6620                    1   0  0     6       SHADOW BLADES (623)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            1   0  0     6       PEARL JAM (629)
 ALIVE 6671                    0   1  0     1       PEARL JAM (629)
 SABER 6622                    0   1  0     1       SHADOW BLADES (623)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOLDSMITH 6714          0  1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 609  DENUNZIO 6689         677   
DARK SPEAR 6726         0  1 0 SAVAGE HORDE 427     BANDIT PRINCE         678  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Darkclaw. -- Jorja and the Dogs of War

And, we salute the tourney participants and hope to see some of them here amongst us.
-- Jorja and, again, the Dogs of War
P.S.  The Dogs themselves aren't as eager to see tourney participants here, but they
offer the salute in reasonable sincerity.

Var-Khan -- Yep, that's an orc, all right.  Savage. -- Blind Betsy

Grelis Flarg -- Well WELL!  You haven't been around here in a while, Big Boy!  Are
you busy tonight? -- Warburton

Grelis Flarg -- Don't take him up on that.  He's sneaky, and he didn't like being
kicked when he was down.  No telling WHAT he might get up to if he got you private
and relaxed. -- Jaeger

Kid Koala -- Somebody told me you were an endangered animal and I should go easy on
you.  I think they were wrong.  I think *I* am an endangered animal. -- Fenris Khan

Cowgill -- Wow, I didn't know cows had gills! -- Bunker Bill

Wilton -- That was moderately embarrassing, but at least it was fast. -- Jaeger

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARKCLAW viciously butchered WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARK SPEAR was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
KAI-GHAN overpowered TUSK in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
VAR-KHAN devastated KID KOALA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLIND BETSY demolished GRELIS FLARG in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FENRIS KHAN was vanquished by SKULLHAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WARBURTON overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHADOW was savagely defeated by DISSIDENT in a 3 minute gruesome melee.
BUNKER BILL won victory over ELDERLY WOMAN in a action packed 5 minute duel.
JAEGER was overpowered by DENUNZIO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROGUE defeated ALIVE in a 2 minute novice's fight.
SABER was overcome by MIKE MCCREADY in a 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  2      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  23 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 678 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KAI-GHAN 4576              12  11  3  105 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
LUNGING ATTACK   VAR-KHAN 4574              15   8  0   92 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
TOTAL PARRY      BLIND BETSY 6638           17  12  0   71 DOGS OF WAR (115)
AIMED BLOW       KID KOALA 5694              6   3  0   63 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKULLHAMMER 6709            4   2  0   56 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VAR-KHAN 4574.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ELDERLY WOMAN 6673.  The ten other most popular fighters were DISSIDENT 6672, 
ROGUE 6620, KAI-GHAN 4576, ALIVE 6671, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, VAR-KHAN 4574, SKULLHAMMER 
6709, WARBURTON 6649, BUNKER BILL 6690, and DENUNZIO 6689.

The least popular fighter this week was JAEGER 6708.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FENRIS KHAN 6674, GRELIS FLARG 6155, KID KOALA 5694, TUSK 6677, DARK 
SPEAR 6726, SHADOW 6621, BLIND BETSY 6638, SABER 6622, DENUNZIO 6689, and BUNKER BILL 
6690.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DARKCLAW (4-4577) SAVAGE HORDE (427)