DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/22/2012    Duedate: 06/04/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-679

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KAI-GHAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)
(4-4576) [13-11-3,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KAI-GHAN                       POSITION IS EMPTY
SAVAGE HORDE (427)             
(4-4576) [13-11-3,110]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VAR-KHAN                       VAR-KHAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)             SAVAGE HORDE (427)
(4-4574) [16-8-0,98]           (4-4574) [16-8-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAVAGE HORDE (427)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAVAGE HORDE (427)          28
2. DOGS OF WAR (115)           23      SAVAGE HORDE (427)
3. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       0      Unchartered Team
4. KIWI CONNECTION (609)        0
5. PEARL JAM (629)              0      WASTED POSTAGE (314)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     89  23  5 79.5   1/ 1 SAVAGE HORDE (427)       11  4 1
 2/ 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        71  44  5 61.7   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         6  9 0
 3- 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    23  17  4 57.5   3- 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    4  3 1
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        706 887 29 44.3   4- 4 KIWI CONNECTION (609)     3  2 1
 5- 5 THE FORCE II (537)       137 179 12 43.4   5- 5*PEARL JAM (629)           2  2 0
 6- 6*PEARL JAM (629)            3   5  0 37.5   6- 6 THE FORCE II (537)        1  1 0
 7- 7*SHADOW BLADES (623)        2   4  0 33.3   7- 7*SHADOW BLADES (623)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 701): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 706): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 678): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 702): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 697): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 690): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 535): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 583) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
                           TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
                  (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out JHELUM to see 
what's new.  MVP award for JAEGER?  DOGS OF WAR's proud of him after beating MORDANT 
DESERTER and getting 8 points.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I 
think KAI-GHAN should let VENOMOUS VIXEN be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said JHELUM's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  VAR-KHAN is being unfair.  He's challenged down 21 
against BLIND BETSY.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut 
up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in JHELUM.  VAR-KHAN got 6 points after 
beating BLIND BETSY, 21 points below him.  Some fights are really unfair.  How do you 
think FENRIS KHAN feels about being challenged by SKULLHAMMER, 16 points above him?  
Is this how SAVAGE HORDE advances, by having their members (SKULLHAMMER) fight people 
that are really below them (FENRIS KHAN)?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  JHELUM is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAI-GHAN 4576                13  11  3   110       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRONSIDE 6486                28   7  0   111       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
 VAR-KHAN 4574                16   8  0    98       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIREN WOLFE 5719             14  10  1    83       THE FORCE II (537)
 BLIND BETSY 6638             17  13  0    73       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAVEL ICAM 6089              10   6  0    64       THE FORCE II (537)
-AVREN RALCEN 5994            10  13  0    63       THE FORCE II (537)
-KID KOALA 5694                6   3  0    63       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 SKULLHAMMER 6709              5   2  0    62       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 WARBURTON 6649               13  15  0    61       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRELIS FLARG 6155             6   4  1    47       THE FORCE II (537)
 FENRIS KHAN 6674             10  11  0    41       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUNKER BILL 6690              8   3  0    32       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
-COWGILL 6626                  1   2  0    22       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
-DISSIDENT 6672                1   1  0    21       PEARL JAM (629)
 JAEGER 6708                   4   3  0    20       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            1   1  0    19       PEARL JAM (629)
-WILTON 6485                   1   0  0    19       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
-SHADOW 6621                   1   1  0    18       SHADOW BLADES (623)
-SOUTHEY 6715                  1   0  1    16       KIWI CONNECTION (609)
-ROGUE 6620                    1   0  0     6       SHADOW BLADES (623)
-MIKE MCCREADY 6711            1   0  0     6       PEARL JAM (629)
-ALIVE 6671                    0   1  0     1       PEARL JAM (629)
-SABER 6622                    0   1  0     1       SHADOW BLADES (623)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOLDSMITH 6714          0  1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 609  DENUNZIO 6689         677   
DULL SPEAR 6729         0  1 0 SAVAGE HORDE 427     SPYMASTER             679  NONE
HIT ME 6728             0  1 0 SAVAGE HORDE 427     WURM KIN              679  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hawk -- Always good to hear from the top.  Congratulations on your graduates. --
Jorja
P.S.  Kiwi Connection, wherever found, is managed by The Mun.
P.P.S.  And congratulations to Darkclaw on his Dark Arena victory.

Grelis Flarg -- Well, that went better than I'd hoped.  Glad I could teach you a lot.
Ah... good fight. -- Blind Betsy

Skullhammer -- You're a savage?  Odd, I thought you were a drink.  There's a kind of
mead they make out on the plains, over-proof, I should think, and then they add some
strange herbs to it, and they call that "skullhammer," and well deserved the name is!
You deserve it, too.  Ouch. -- Fenris Khan

The Fratsfa Slave was putty in my hands. -- Warburton
P.S.  What do you use to wash putty off your hands?

Elderly Woman -- Hey, I can be patient with a person.  No big deal. -- Bunker Bill

Denunzio -- Aaaaah!  The rays!  There were rays coming out of your eyes! -- Jaeger

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DULL SPEAR was butchered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HIT ME was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
VAR-KHAN savagely defeated BLIND BETSY in a 1 minute master's Challenge duel.
SKULLHAMMER overpowered FENRIS KHAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KAI-GHAN devastated VENOMOUS VIXEN in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
WARBURTON devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
BUNKER BILL overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute uneven melee.
JAEGER vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  2      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  22 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   8 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        14 -  15 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 679 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KAI-GHAN 4576              13  11  3  110 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
LUNGING ATTACK   VAR-KHAN 4574              16   8  0   98 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
TOTAL PARRY      BLIND BETSY 6638           17  13  0   73 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKULLHAMMER 6709            5   2  0   62 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VAR-KHAN 4574.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VAR-KHAN 4574.  The ten other most popular fighters were DULL SPEAR 6729, 
SKULLHAMMER 6709, KAI-GHAN 4576, WARBURTON 6649, JAEGER 6708, BLIND BETSY 6638, 
BUNKER BILL 6690, HIT ME 6728, FENRIS KHAN 6674, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FENRIS KHAN 6674.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HIT ME 6728, BUNKER BILL 6690, BLIND BETSY 6638, JAEGER 6708, 
WARBURTON 6649, KAI-GHAN 4576, SKULLHAMMER 6709, DULL SPEAR 6729, VAR-KHAN 4574, and  
0.