DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/05/2012    Duedate: 06/18/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-680

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KAI-GHAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)
(4-4576) [14-11-3,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KAI-GHAN                       ELDERLY WOMAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)             PEARL JAM (629)
(4-4576) [14-11-3,113]         (4-6673) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VAR-KHAN                       KAI-GHAN
SAVAGE HORDE (427)             SAVAGE HORDE (427)
(4-4574) [17-8-0,100]          (4-4576) [14-11-3,113]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAVAGE HORDE (427)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             26
2. SAVAGE HORDE (427)          22      SAVAGE HORDE (427)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)            7      Unchartered Team
4. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       0
5. SHADOW BLADES (623)          0      PEARL JAM (629)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        74  46  5 61.7   1/ 1 SAVAGE HORDE (427)       10  5 1
 2- 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    23  17  4 57.5   2/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 3/ 6*PEARL JAM (629)            6   6  0 50.0   3/ 5*PEARL JAM (629)           5  3 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        707 891 29 44.2   4- 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    1  2 0
 5- 5 THE FORCE II (537)       137 179 12 43.4   5- 7*SHADOW BLADES (623)       1  2 0
 6- 7*SHADOW BLADES (623)        2   4  0 33.3   6- 6 THE FORCE II (537)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 702): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 585): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 707): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 679): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 698): ODD of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 707): DEBBIE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 691): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 693): BABY ON BOARD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 692): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 658): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 647): WALKER of ZOMBIE SQAUD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 640): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 591): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 702): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 585): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 707): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 679): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 698): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 707): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 691): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 693): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 692): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 658): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 647): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 640): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 591): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
                           TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 693): LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in JHELUM this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, ELDERLY WOMAN fought BUNKER BILL 
and gained 14 points and contributed to PEARL JAM's 3-1-0.  WARBURTON has lost to 
SKULLHAMMER, falling 6 points, while helping make DOGS OF WAR a 1-4-0 turn.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and KAI-GHAN remains JHELUM's top 
warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the KIWI CONNECTION stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on JHELUM, what are you afraid of?  And avoiding KIWI 
CONNECTION more than any other team we find SAVAGE HORDE.  JHELUM, are we going to 
accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that BUNKER 
BILL from DOGS OF WAR was JHELUM's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that JHELUM has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in JHELUM, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in JHELUM again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KAI-GHAN 4576                14  11  3   113       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VAR-KHAN 4574                17   8  0   100       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIREN WOLFE 5719             14  10  1    83       THE FORCE II (537)
 BLIND BETSY 6638             17  14  0    77       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SKULLHAMMER 6709              6   2  0    73       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PAVEL ICAM 6089              10   6  0    64       THE FORCE II (537)
-AVREN RALCEN 5994            10  13  0    63       THE FORCE II (537)
-KID KOALA 5694                6   3  0    63       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARBURTON 6649               13  16  0    55       DOGS OF WAR (115)
-GRELIS FLARG 6155             6   4  1    47       THE FORCE II (537)
 FENRIS KHAN 6674             10  12  0    42       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            2   1  0    33       PEARL JAM (629)
 JAEGER 6708                   5   3  0    32       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BUNKER BILL 6690              8   4  0    28       DOGS OF WAR (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
-SHADOW 6621                   1   1  0    18       SHADOW BLADES (623)
 DISSIDENT 6672                1   2  0    17       PEARL JAM (629)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            2   0  0    12       PEARL JAM (629)
 ALIVE 6671                    1   1  0    11       PEARL JAM (629)
-ROGUE 6620                    1   0  0     6       SHADOW BLADES (623)
-SABER 6622                    0   1  0     1       SHADOW BLADES (623)
 EARCUTTER 6736                0   1  0     1       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOLDSMITH 6714          0  1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 609  DENUNZIO 6689         677   
LOWILL 6735             0  1 0 SAVAGE HORDE 427     BANDIT PRINCE         680  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Var-Khan -- Oh, well, orcs.  To be expected. -- Blind Betsy

Skullhammer -- I'm not DONE with this skull, you know. -- Fenris Khan

And three standbys defeated in easy matches.  Not that we're complaining! --
Warburton, Bunker Bill, and Jaeger

If you sent personals and they aren't here, it is probably because email was down for
several hours last night and this morning.  The personals WILL show up, almost
certainly, next turn. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOWILL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SKULLHAMMER vanquished WARBURTON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
DISSIDENT was demolished by JAEGER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ELDERLY WOMAN viciously subdued BUNKER BILL in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
KAI-GHAN viciously subdued BLIND BETSY in a 2 minute veteran's Title duel.
VAR-KHAN bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition.
FENRIS KHAN was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ALIVE vanquished EARCUTTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MIKE MCCREADY slimly won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   6 -  2      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  21 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 680 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KAI-GHAN 4576              14  11  3  113 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
LUNGING ATTACK   VAR-KHAN 4574              17   8  0  100 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
TOTAL PARRY      BLIND BETSY 6638           17  14  0   77 DOGS OF WAR (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  SKULLHAMMER 6709            6   2  0   73 SAVAGE HORDE (427)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VAR-KHAN 4574.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KAI-GHAN 4576.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, 
BLIND BETSY 6638, VAR-KHAN 4574, SKULLHAMMER 6709, JAEGER 6708, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, 
ALIVE 6671, DISSIDENT 6672, LOWILL 6735, and WARBURTON 6649.

The least popular fighter this week was EARCUTTER 6736.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FENRIS KHAN 6674, BUNKER BILL 6690, WARBURTON 6649, LOWILL 6735, 
DISSIDENT 6672, ALIVE 6671, MIKE MCCREADY 6711, JAEGER 6708, SKULLHAMMER 6709, and 
VAR-KHAN 4574.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KAI-GHAN (4-4576) SAVAGE HORDE (427)