DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/28/2012    Duedate: 09/10/2012

JHELUM ARENA

DM-4    TURN-686

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KID KOALA
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
(4-5694) [10-5-1,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KID KOALA                      ELDERLY WOMAN
COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)         PEARL JAM (629)
(4-5694) [10-5-1,98]           (4-6673) [5-2-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WARBURTON                      SKULLHAMMER
DOGS OF WAR (115)              SAVAGE HORDE (427)
(4-6649) [15-20-0,67]          (4-6709) [7-7-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PEARL JAM (629)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PEARL JAM (629)             29
2. SAVAGE HORDE (427)          14      SAVAGE HORDE (427)
3. DOGS OF WAR (115)            5      Unchartered Team
4. COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)       5
5. WRETCHED HORDE (608)         1      PEARL JAM (629)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*PEARL JAM (629)           17  11  0 60.7   1/ 3*PEARL JAM (629)           8  4 0
 2/ 1 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        87  59  7 59.6   2/ 1 SAVAGE HORDE (427)        7  5 1
 3/ 3 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    27  19  5 58.7   3/ 2 DOGS OF WAR (115)         7  8 0
 4/ 4 DOGS OF WAR (115)        722 906 30 44.3   4/ 4 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)    3  0 0
 5- 5*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)        1   8  0 11.1   5- 5*ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)       1  8 0
 6/ 6*WRETCHED HORDE (608)       0   2  0  0.0   6/ 6*WRETCHED HORDE (608)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 708): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 685): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 709): TIK-TOK of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 704): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 699): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 664): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): RHINO of BESTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 597): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 542): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 590): SMELL CAREFULLY of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 708): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 713): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 685): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 709): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 704): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 697): FEARSOME FIVESOME (?, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 699): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 664): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): DELVERS (Harby and Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 597): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 542): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 590) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 708): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 712): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): LUPUS MAJOR of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 697): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): WHERETHEHECKISTAN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 596): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.)
                             GALDOR O'HARE of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 541): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  PEARL 
JAM now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for ELDERLY WOMAN, who flew up 12 points in the rankings after mashing FENRIS 
KHAN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to 
walk out on the sands.  FENRIS KHAN was defeated by ELDERLY WOMAN and drops 10 
points.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was DOGS OF 
WAR's WARBURTON, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by KID KOALA.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the JHELUM arena.  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of BUNKER BILL, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you 
enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be 
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID KOALA 5694               10   5  1    98       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TUSK 6677                     7   1  1    68       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 WARBURTON 6649               15  20  0    67       DOGS OF WAR (115)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELDERLY WOMAN 6673            5   2  0    63       PEARL JAM (629)
 JAEGER 6708                  10   4  1    58       DOGS OF WAR (115)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENRIS KHAN 6674             12  16  0    52       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 BUNKER BILL 6690             12   6  0    51       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 SKULLHAMMER 6709              7   7  0    41       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 DISSIDENT 6672                5   2  0    41       PEARL JAM (629)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKSPEAR 6740                3   1  0    32       SAVAGE HORDE (427)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENUNZIO 6689                 2   0  1    22       COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
 EDDIE VEDDER 6710             2   1  0    18       PEARL JAM (629)
 EARCUTTER 6736                2   5  0    18       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
-TROLLFANG 6741                2   0  0    17       SAVAGE HORDE (427)
 SUN TREE 6739                 2   3  0    16       DOGS OF WAR (115)
 MIKE MCCREADY 6711            4   2  0    14       PEARL JAM (629)
-ARGGH 6721                    1   0  0     9       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
-GRRR 6724                     0   2  0     6       ZOMBIE SQUADS (634)
 DRUDGE 6471                   0   2  0     2       WRETCHED HORDE (608)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOOMED 6751             0  1 0 SAVAGE HORDE 427     DARK CHAMPION         686  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Elderly Woman -- Well, I should HOPE I defeated you!  Had I failed, I would have had
to hang my head in shame, and that always makes the blood run to my ears and I can't
hear a thing. -- Warburton

Skullhammer -- I'm surprised.  Not unhappy, but surprised as all heck. -- Fenris Khan

Userous Merchant, huh.  Worthless. -- Jaeger

I can't stand Captured Orcs.  They don't wash enough in the pens.  Orcs in the wild
are cleaner.  Mean, but cleaner. -- Bunker Bill

Earcutter -- I *suppose* your need was greater than mine, but so what?  Why should I
worry about *your* need? -- Sun Tree

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOOMED was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ELDERLY WOMAN won victory over FENRIS KHAN in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
SKULLHAMMER was overcome by BUNKER BILL in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
EARCUTTER was vanquished by DISSIDENT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KID KOALA overpowered WARBURTON in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
JAEGER bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gruesome brawl.
MIKE MCCREADY was overpowered by DARKSPEAR in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
DRUDGE was devastated by EDDIE VEDDER in a 3 minute one-sided competition.
SUN TREE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   5 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  2      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  19 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  17 -  1      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 686 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KID KOALA 5694             10   5  1   98 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (548)
BASHING ATTACK   JAEGER 6708                10   4  1   58 DOGS OF WAR (115)
TOTAL PARRY      BUNKER BILL 6690           12   6  0   51 DOGS OF WAR (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WARBURTON 6649.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SKULLHAMMER 6709.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELDERLY WOMAN 6673, 
EDDIE VEDDER 6710, BUNKER BILL 6690, KID KOALA 5694, JAEGER 6708, DARKSPEAR 6740, SUN 
TREE 6739, DOOMED 6751, FENRIS KHAN 6674, and DISSIDENT 6672.

The least popular fighter this week was MIKE MCCREADY 6711.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WARBURTON 6649, EARCUTTER 6736, DRUDGE 6471, DISSIDENT 6672, 
FENRIS KHAN 6674, DOOMED 6751, SUN TREE 6739, DARKSPEAR 6740, JAEGER 6708, and KID 
KOALA 5694.